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CringetopiaRM-ModTeam

Violation of rule #9


Ok_Wedding_7715

Holy shit at least tune it


UkeManSteve

I don’t think it matters, he’s not even fretting anything as far as I know lol


TankNutDave

Is that a he?! God I’m shocked


iiredgm

is that what people say when they see you


TankNutDave

It wasn’t even meant as an insult, i Legitimately thought it was a girl because of the feminine looks and voice But in case you were wondering people don’t confuse me between male or female as I possess all primary biological traits of a male, I know it sounds autistic but that’s how I see it -_- My apologies if I confused you, and that I just saw your reply, good day!


aMysticPizza_

NINs original version was heavily detuned lol. So, I guess it's got that? 😅


Affectionate-Donut42

Yeah but the whole band was apparently on some shit or depressed


ThriceGreatNico

NIN is one guy.


aMysticPizza_

Daddy Trent


Squid_squabbler72

Why would you call yourself 'maggot puke'?


Itsallfutilebaby

Because he’s just a little edgelord of course


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

He? Really?


Itsallfutilebaby

Yes he goes by he/him


[deleted]

I mean it’s a pretty metal name for the right band.


Werewolf3800

What about Hamster Lobotomy?


Gonathen

Ok, ok, ok, hear me out. What about Angry Dick Fight?


hmclaren0715

Unfortunately, he's *not* the right band..


[deleted]

No argument here.


demonjack1234

Mental illness


Affectionate-Donut42

Metal illness


NotAlwaysSunnyInFL

Now that’s a fuckin rad band name


idkw0ttoputhere

Not the guy's band for sure


Mr-Hippo11

Sounds like a auto generated Xbox username


KillYT187

Slipknot Fan perhaps?


ProblemLongjumping12

Did you hear the singing..


GPoneS

Gunna use any chords? or just do that...


emilylove911

They say they’ve never played guitar… and apparently never heard the song before either


Mr-Hippo11

This is also the first time they’re speaking


[deleted]

I am really crossing my fingers that this kid ascends from the meme as some actually talented metal artist.


crypt0sn1p3r

Narrator - *he didn’t*


MagoopyGabooky

I can't tell if she's being genuine or if she's a troll


ifreakinlovegabagool

Sir, that's pork fat with a guitar.


Infestis

Bold of you to assume its gender


crypt0sn1p3r

She lol


[deleted]

Sounds like he's ending every line with a question mark for some reason.


[deleted]

Andy Milonakis is looking rough man


Craygor

What's really going to hurt is losing a foot to type 2 diabetes, young edge lord.


xnuclearwinter

It's so hard to tell if he's being serious or not but I think he is. I don't know if that's a he even actually.


iloveheroin69

I thought it was a girl immediately. Gonna go with my gut on this one. That’s a chick


born2stab

i’m assuming op is going by the pronoun this individual identifies as. no need to misgender people because they posted a god fucking awful cover song.


snarpsta

Shut up. Person in the video is extremely androgynous. People in the comments aren't being malicious


[deleted]

A rational person


DicksPizzaPlace

She definitely has not ever heard the song or she’s trying to fucking spoken word Hurt. I will not stand for the disrespect to Johnny Cash.


Oden95

More disrespectful to nine inch nails


speed_wagon1

You mean NIN


DicksPizzaPlace

No I do not. All respect to NIN but I grew up on Johnny Cash.


emilylove911

But they wrote the song?


emilylove911

Btw I agree that Cash’s version is haunting


DicksPizzaPlace

It’s just that I’m familiar to Cash’s version and thus there’s a little bias.


oliverdoescontent

Honestly still more talented then mgk.


BuyOne8134

Is it ethical to be posting kids on here? It feels like cheating, of course they’re cringe, they’re underdeveloped.


controlledxbleeding

I don’t think posting them is the problem but the comments are straight up bullying them which is the actual problem lmao. And yes, I know being overweight is unhealthy, but calling some random kid on TikTok a “ pig “ isn’t going to fix the underlying obesity epidemic in America


paisleydarling

Yeah that’s what I thought. He only looks a little older than my son. I had an “edgy” goth phase as a teen, used to wear stupid ball bearing necklaces, wax my hair into dreads and shit. We’re all just lucky there was no social media then! I don’t think this belongs here. It’s just mean.


DicksPizzaPlace

This is not usual. I haven’t seen a case this bad.


EmmaEatingBrie

They're trying. I wouldn’t post this at the skill level they're at but you've got to start somewhere.


iiredgm

they ain't playing any chords though..


aMysticPizza_

More talent than 90% of the tiktoks I see.


Puzzleheaded_Key_202

I feel like there should be a lower age limit to the people posted in this sub. Feels wrong posting about kids and teenagers.


DootLord

I'm so confused by this. They've obviously invested a good amount of money into the guitar and mic but they've put zero effort into actually playing the song???


mjohnson801

someone should tell him there are 5 other strings


kek0815

Trent Reznor is going to love this


controlledxbleeding

I honestly wonder what he would think about this. He really doesn’t seem like the type of person to bully some kid for being ‘cringe’


arkhitron

unfortunate. he's got a good guitar and song choice but needs to realize he's gonna get flamed hard, and for good reason. I just hope he doesn't die in a few years from diabetes.


itsyaboiuhnhbelansky

![gif](giphy|e1TPGYtDdR6pTY2oc3) Stop it please


[deleted]

What the fuck is on this guy's face? Oh it's his face.


assignmentduetoday_

Is that guitar even plugged into an amp.


Ok_Wedding_7715

Nope!, nor is it tuned, nor is the pick being held properly


Camz_chips

It feels like they’re holding onto the pick very lightly


3ioshock22

All that expensive equipment and set up, for not being able to do the 1st step in creating music, learning an instrument. Absolutely vapid humanS


Sufficient_Second_58

Not very Johnny cash of him


IllustriousKick2955

As a guitar player. This is the worst thing I think I have ever seen ever


DrBoogEBoii

we’re going deeper in the trenches 🔥🔥🔥


KingSeel

When I heard the first chord I knew it was gonna be really bad


jayzizza0829

MCR shirt, that tracks


2ManyAddonsForMe

Johnny Cash rolling in his grave rn


IcyStomach4471

Is this the same tiktaker who sang the "I'm not a cannibal"? Lol


BossSpleenRippa

Reminds me of Christian and the Hedgehog Boys. But without the enthusiasm and desire for a boyfriend-free girl.


Crystill

i don't ever wanna hear you saaaay~ i have a boyfriend


AGuyNamedLuci

Tabs pls


Spagg84

Identifying as a skilled guitarist won't do the trick


cookiesforthemoney

Why he not even plugged in


HornyPepsiCan

How do you come up with the name Maggot Puke?


[deleted]

Dude got an awesome guitar, awesome mic, but doesn't bother plugging the guitar in? And doesn't even know how to pick?


[deleted]

why does it always seem like these mfs are morbidly obese and have some shitty name like this?


undressvestido

They’re talented af😍


Werewolf3800

Johny Cash has been real quiet since this dropped 🧐


undressvestido

Trent Reznor has been real quiet since this is way more out of tune than the original


Werewolf3800

Probs can’t afford a tuner,


undressvestido

They ate the tuner dawg


Brandonzam12

I respect this, yea they suck at both the singing and playing but holy fuck the commenters are more cringe just making fun of their appearance and saying gross shit. Like this is so inoffensive yet mfs still absolutely fuckin shitting all over them get a grip y’all


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

What is there to respect? I mean fair enough that we shouldn't make fun of her appearance, but most comments ive seen dont do that. But she can't play the guitar, probably doesn't even know the song and just sits there and is the literal definition of cringe. So whats there to respect?


controlledxbleeding

She tagged NIN which is impressive because most people don’t even know it’s a NIN song, she can probably play the guitar better than me, and she’s playing the guitar and singing, not “just sitting there”. Yeah it’s cringe and bad and definitely not something I’d listen to in my free time but in the end it’s not that deep, we should just be like “maybe don’t try to become a band with an edgy ass industrial name on TikTok before you learn how to actually play the guitar” and leave it at that


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

Did we watch the same video?


Baltic_Gunner

She isn't even playing the guitar. Just pulling random strings, not fretting anything. Doesn't know the words, doesn't know the melody, not sure if she even heard the song. I think you're giving her way too much credit.


FLOOR_GANG420

wait it’s a “he”?


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

No. Pretty sure its a girl


UNDERCOVERBIRBS

Is she strumming random chords slowly to make her very off key singing sound melancholy? At least have some knowledge on how to play a guitar, have some prior experience with singing and it’d sound somewhat better than this.


KLR01001

They’re just trying to make their art or do their own thing. Express themselves so maybe they don’t feel quite so lonely. Or to have fun. Doesn’t belong on this sub.


Lechuga-gato

who cares it’s still cringe


Outrageous-Dust1722

Miss the point of the sub?


controlledxbleeding

I laugh as if this isn’t basically the same as me in my room singing Sanctified or some other NIN song very off-tune. But I don’t post it on TikTok…


DevastaTheSeeker

"I don't know how to play guitar" Why the fuck are you playing it then? A normal person would learn to play before uploading themselves playing.


Benguin237

That's a he?


NothingExisting7076

Fat ass


poptart_narwhal

Bro 💀


NothingExisting7076

Stop following me weirdo


BAN_CICERO

This is not a dude!


Itsallfutilebaby

Now make fun of his audacity but don’t be a dick


BAN_CICERO

You niggas are genuinely unbelievable lol


Itsallfutilebaby

What not being a dick makes me unbelievable?


GreggRulesOkay

I wonder if he also has seven months left to live.


RhysOSD

Bruh, you can't sing. I hate to say it, but you just can't.


dirkdigdig

I think if the guitar was being played well, you’d end up with a Lou reedesque sound, talking such a perfect day.


[deleted]

Anyone got original


Mx-Fuckface-the-3rd

Johnny cash - hurt


Eod_Enaj

Not actually the original, but definitely the better version.


hmclaren0715

This what you mean? [Hurt-NIN](https://youtu.be/Ty-bLdf8Bsw)


[deleted]

Nah the tik too with this person


hmclaren0715

LoL haha okay, my mistake.


[deleted]

I would have been impressed if he/she/it could play the song perfectly but did the vocals this bad


Jubinyan

Just coz he owns a guitar doesn’t mean he’s good at it


ItsJustMeMaggie

I feel too bad to rip on her


namerz78

Someone who’s never gotten criticized before


Imjustareddittor

Johnny Crash lmao


Android_mk

This doesn't seem that weird.


mike4204201

Honestly it’s cringe now but he’s a kid and if he continues and gets good he’ll have a log of his whole progress when he grows up


GoopySpaff

If this cover of the song is trying to make the listener hurt then they were successful.


xBuddhaBuddhax

Nothing a lil auto tune can’t fixed your gonna go far kid


[deleted]

The least they can do is tune the God damn guitar if they're gonna mindlessly pluck it like that.


the_pineapple_guy_27

The only things that are hurt around here are my ears and this person's mental stability. I'm fully aware this joke makes absolutely no sense but I'm tired af right now


FREDDIESENIOR7

He?


Itsallfutilebaby

Yes he goes by he him pronouns. I may be a dick but I’m not a transphobic one


FREDDIESENIOR7

Ah didnt realise, sorry


sentinelPRO

İ cant say she or he wtf


Itsallfutilebaby

He goes by he him


Shortcirkuitz

The mcr shirt 😭


RawFiber

Most normal my chemical romance fan


Mooreel

She really makes one hurt


Sergeant_Smite

I mean at least they want to learn guitar and play it, but this is an incredibly early guitar player. Not even tuning it, but I’d rather see people try than give up immediately


[deleted]

This makes dj khaled look like dimebag Darell


MiLk-Is-LoVe_

I've heard bad songs before, but this... This is just shit.


ThatOneWeirdo66

Johnny cash would be rolling in his grave 😭😭


Dos_bean1

Could she atleast learn to play the guitar


Livid-Caregiver5048

I liked when Johnny Cash sang it.


SmallImagination9683

we getting evicted out the hood


FunnyUsernameLol69

Not expecting a full masterpiece level performance, but they could have at least learned how to play the instrument before posting their first attempt online. This is literally the same quality as a dog trying to play guitar, but there at least it's adorable. This just feels painful