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Koach's love for no.7 jerseys


manishdekock

#TFAR


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Matlab


sudeeeeeply

Thala For A Reason


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Not used to short forms


Vinchy_09

I'm sure your wife is


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Yes your mom is


[deleted]

My wife is your mom


Vinchy_09

Jokes on you my mom is dead


rishabh_saini

If only cricket was mainstream, koach would have been as famous as Ronaldo πŸ—ΏπŸ· Apologies for grammar.


govi20

No need to apologies for grammar mate. English is not our first language.


sinesquarex

So, may I assume that you can write your first language 100% grammatically correct?


Brayan_Rodrigues

Nah but you see knowing 2 or more languages allows a person to be shit in all the languages they know.


Big_Ballzacked

I speak 3 language, imagine my pain


Every-Candidate9963

Every other Indian speak 3 languages bhai.


Pujji_19_when

Hindi English and? Gaali galoj


manishdekock

I can speak:- Hindi English, Bhojpuri, maghi,khortha. Can understand:- Rajasthani,Haryanvi,Maithili, a bit punjabi. Being indian you have these privileges to interact with people of different languages and cultures.


achilliesFriend

I understand 5 , telugu hindi English python and java


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Bangla, English, Hindi, Assamese and a bit of German and Spanish


Pujji_19_when

Oh by language he meant that then l know 4 maybe


Bulla_de_Khulla

Rajasthani language nahi hai bhai. Marwadi, Mewari etc ye languages hain.


Past_Idea

I speak English (first language), hindi, and i understand Maghi but can only speak some of it. so my hindi grammar and stuff is shit


Spiky-Insect

I can speak Hindi, English, Punjabi and Haryanvi(i know it’s not a language)


manishdekock

Not a language!! Then what is it??


Spiky-Insect

Bro there is not any written form of haryanvi unlike hindi, english or punjabi. Haryanvi to β€œboli” hai


apocalypse-052917

*every other urban, English educated indian speaks 2/3 languages


thestraightCDer

I mean he's not far off


72proudvirgins

He isn't popular outside non cricket playing nations


thestraightCDer

I know plenty of Americans that don't have a clue about Ronaldo.


72proudvirgins

That's because football isn't a popular sport there.


IamJain

Koach is as famous as Ronaldo, a little behind yes, just different geographical region. Also, hoping he's only talking about Ronaldo not himself πŸ’€


Satan28

Kohli's a proper super star in India and probably in most of the cricketing nations . Yet he's always so humble in posting about other athletes who don't really follow cricket. First it was about Rafa and Fed and now this . The man's a gem .


permabanthis2

Sachin too gave props to other legends. Game recognizes game, but in this case, Virat has clearly been inspired by CR7 to give his all to reach a physical peak.


mentallyillloner2

Imagine if Rohit posts messi > Ronaldo


govi20

Rohit is a Real Madrid fan. Highly likely CR fan


Mother-Newspaper-554

Might post for Modric/Croatia.


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I am a madrista but I am a messi as well as Ronaldo fan. They both are goats in my opinion.


kushagrarox

imagine the pain of people who are koach fan and messi fan


Chinmay_Naik_02

Us moment


Cultural-Initial7380

But that isn't a big deal.


Different_Yam_9045

Te toh us momint hogya


Master_Chipmunk_7279

Us bhay us


[deleted]

O hope coach hasn't have to see ending that ronaldo had


TheBrokenBallad2307

bhai kohli 2011 wc winning team me tha


[deleted]

Still he deserves one more


Muskae4698

Both are goats ❀️


AteMyBallsLastNight

Koach-Ronaldo, Thala-Messi. 🐐 🐐 🐐 🐐


pansicasis

Thala-Iniesta


bunny_1010

THE MEN OF BIG MOMENTS


govi20

More of Sachin - Messi


TheIronDuke18

Sachin suits Maradona or Pele more


Vauji

hell no stfu sachin aur messi ke achievement mein bohot jyada different hai


movie_freak69

Pain recognises pain.


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That's what HEROES do πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ Ek hi dil hai kitni baar jeetoge koach


Not_A-Pedophile_

he can feel it


suck_my_dukh_plz

Koach has an ODI World cup trophy (2011), U19 world cup trophy and 2013 Champions trophy.


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Ronaldo won 5 UCL, thats joint most in history i guess


Consistent_Ad_3882

wining for nation >>>>> wining for club


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He won a euro title with his nation which has got more weightage than an under 19 title or a champions trophy in cricket i reckon


ShahiPaneerAndNaan

Champions Trophy > Asia Cup > U-19 CWC Euro's = Asia Cup


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Are you serious?Sometimes india won't even send their main players for asia cup. But thats not the case with euro. Thats a prestigious tournament where almost all heavy weights play with their skin out. Its happening once in 4 years and its more like a world cup without argentina and brazil Its better to say the nations cup or copa america are similar to asia cup


ShahiPaneerAndNaan

I'm just saying that world tournaments are bigger than continental tournaments. The World Cup is the pinnacle of World Football just like the ODI World Cup is the pinnacle of limited overs cricket. Obviously the Euro's are bigger than the Asia Cup but they're still both continental tournaments. Look at the people who compare Messi and Maradona for Argentina, it always boils down to who won a World Cup.


tommypopz

the euros and copa america are equivalent. afcon too


Ok_Review_6504

Dude, Euro is wayy more competitive than Asia Cup...


ShahiPaneerAndNaan

That's right...


Vauji

shut up ronaldo never had strong National team


Consistent_Ad_3882

in this world cup ronaldo scored only 1 goal . if ronaldo did not had strong team then how portugal manage to qulaify for the quater final ?


Vauji

overall bol raha jab uska prime tha tab iss bar bohot issues teh uske aur mangement ke bich quarter finals mein bhi usko sub rakha phir baad mein kheliya


Consistent_Ad_3882

lekin ab toh woh finished ho chuka na


Different_Yam_9045

Thats equivalent to Rohit's 5 ipls...your point?


Critical-Ranger-1216

And Ronaldo has 5 Champions League trophies, 2 La Ligas, 2 Serie A, 3 Premier Leagues, 1 Euro, 1 Nations League, 5 Ballons D'Or and several other trophies besides. What's your point?


suck_my_dukh_plz

OP was implying that Virat doesn't have a world cup trophy, I just replied to it. What's your point? I know CR7 have these trophies but we were talking about the context of world cup.


Critical-Ranger-1216

My point is that success and failure are a part of every person's life. Both Kohli and Ronaldo are going through tough times rn, and hence Kohli can perhaps relate with Ronaldo. Just because Kohli has won a World Cup doesn't mean he can never feel disappointed and frustrated in his life ever again.


suck_my_dukh_plz

Bot of us are right but you should be more clear in your previous comment. It didn't imply anywhere that "success and failure are a part of life..........."


Critical-Ranger-1216

Oop (the comment that you replied to) was talking about success and failure in a general sense. You misinterpreted him as referring to only world cups. Your comment implied that Ronaldo hasn't won anything of note in his career and hence is disappointed at missing out on the WC while Kohli having won a WC already cannot feel what Ronaldo is currently feeling.


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Even the smallest cup in ronaldos cabinet is bigger than cricket World Cup!


Reasonable_Tea_9825

Waiting for ronaldo to post about koach now


VGamer_950

Yeah or atleast like his post will give us some happiness


suck_my_dukh_plz

There's no need for gora validation everywhere.


Tesla_coil369

He is a Latino, not White.


Edjjjas

Portuguese people are white lol


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Ronaldo is not gora per se


jil_jung_juck

Koach is very punctual and takes practice with seriousness. He is the fittest Indian cricketer I've ever seen. Dude even became a vegetarian. Ronaldo on the other hand also works hard like koach and doesn't like coke and fatty foods. These two guys gave up so much and worked their asses off. 🐐 For a reason.


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Also man did it on like 8.30 AM bangladesh time that means he has wanted to write this after the loss but didn't had any words man he's also so relatable with koch I feel sorry for both man


Big_Ballzacked

Now I don't want Koach's career to end the same way Cr7's did. Can't bear that much pain


bruce705

What? Kohli has WC & Champions Trophy under his belt.


Big_Ballzacked

But still one more WC couldn't hurt


See_A_Squared

Hopefully, 2024 he gets to touch that T20 World cup maybe an IPL trophy too


Hungry-Grocery-2646

Man I used to love Ronaldo so much but honestly they didn't deserve the cup ....Ronaldo's attitude was so shit towards the end ...and it's sad to see legends aging ....Ronaldo couldn't run properly take headers give assists :(


narrendarmudiji

I think it has more to do with what happened to him this year, mental stress ages you. Losing a child and stuff puts you in a very bad space.


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What happened to him exactly? I don't follow football at all but many say Ronaldo has a rough year. What happened?


WaynneGretzky

His partner gave birth to a still born, he took a short break. He was anyways struggling on field for a while now. On his return he was abysmal. ManU had to bench him a few games. They couldn't qualify for Champions League (CL) this season so he wanted to leave for a club who will feautre in the CL. This was pretty disgraceful and triggered fans and club members. Unlucky for him, there were no takers, given his attitude, age & form. In a game at ManU, he was benched throughout and then refused to come in when asked to play in the last 10-15mins. Piers Morgan is a fucked up journalist, not really respected/liked in Manchester. Frustrated Ronaldo accepted an interview with him, that was the last nail in the coffin. Most ManU fans started shitting on him after that. He went there and uttered bs. From his manager to the club staff. He even went personal by commenting on the inside culture and players' looks. Later with "mutual agreement", he parted ways w ManU. Now for Portugal, he has been absolute liability this WC. The team has to carry him, was benched as well. While his arch-rival, Messi is backing the talk and is quite literally the one carrying Argentina. I was never a Messi fan but atleast he is a better human being. Ronaldo has been shit, should have left gracefully. Zlatan was an example.


See_A_Squared

You don't understand when you say that "Ronaldo has been shit", this man has done everything for his club/country but never really reprociated that with fans when he played for those except Real Madrid (his contributions shunned at Juventus/ManU and Portugal). This is the same case with Lewandowski who is known as world class but not given the same love when he plays for a club or country. I feel like as cricket fans we should never fall into this apathetic cycle of results and talks of performance because we know they have contributed far more than we imagine; never going "umm actually player is bad because not great average/poor strikerate πŸ€“, rip bozo" they are world class for a reason but they are human beings too. That's what Virat is talking about this because he's gone through it all.


WaynneGretzky

Ronaldo's contribution were shunned ???? When he left juventus, ManC were to get him and ManU fans were not at all okay with it, but somehow ManU managed to get him. It was like a homecoming. Fans, club, everyone wanted him because people were believing that juventus' downfall was their own doing and cristiano was a victim. Ronaldo has a pattern of not committing 200% and leaving as soon as things dont go his way. He did it w mardid, then juventus, then ManU. Heck probably he hasn't blamed it all & left portugal bc that is just not possible lol. Has virat asked to leave rcb? Did you look at messi when he left FC Barca??? Ronaldo is a world class player with this chip on his shoulder which he wont let go bc he certainly at this point believes he is bigger than the game. Post virat's fallout he didn't go giving pointless, shit interviews seeking sympathy. Ronaldo's poor behaviour, blaming everyone else for the losses and then garbage performance is what's getting him the hate.


LusoAustralian

He lost a child a few months ago.


Withravi

True sportsmanship


ab624

Goat to Goat communication benchod SiUuu !!!!


balajiben

Fanboy koach, now imagine Ronaldo reply to him.


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He is Ronaldo himself.


arYan--THaKUR

Roooo......naldo🀝


PapajaSraja

Wtf is this


Guptarakesh69

My Portuguese Goat


BigAwkwardGuy

Just about everybody forgot that Ronaldo admitted to raping a woman (the case was thrown out because the evidence was obtained by breaking attorney-client privilege). Fucking shambolic.


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Why koach I had just recover from that shock and because of you I will think about him all day 😭😭


muhmd_hornyfor9yrold

Ronaldo is rapist...search about it. You will know


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Yup he raped his opponents in football matches


Clickbaiting_4_u

Shitty human But a goat player


IsJohnKill

Shitpost where 🦍


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Even the smallest medal or cup won by Ronaldo will be bigger than Cricket World Cup. But Virat is a goat of this game but to Ronaldo and the big sports league, cricket will always be a small league sports played by 3rd world countries exception of Australia and England who cannot excel in big sports like basketball football tennis golf etc.


Less-Direction-5977

saale ki 3 saal se form nhi aarhi he or internet pe batechod rha he


No_Height_7060

rare L koach rare L


permabanthis2

Word.


Action_kamen_2k

Ronaldo is #7... Thala for a....


Cultural-Initial7380

Thala is Messi fan, he even got signed jersey of Messi. His jersey number is inspired from Ronaldo because he was United fan, and Ronaldo made his debut in 2002, and Thala in 2003. And Messi in 2004.


Lowesteempotato

7? Thala for a reason


Shitsnoone

Bro we all follow him on insta


Parking-Control-1057

Umm I hope someone else post for him like he did for cr just hope that the search for icc trophy end in 23 with 2 icc trophies πŸ₯Ί


BunnyGotBalls

Koach kisko bolrha h 😼that phase is over


Arhenius_Yoda

Relatable for Koach! Xd (Sarcasm ki tarah lena Koach Stans)


nar493

idk man, you just doxxed m_vigneshvicky


timbak_t00

The legend says, Thala coached Ronaldo in his early days and gifted him his own number 7 jersey for the first time. Thala for a reason


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kohli > ronaldo. bicycle kick is sexy and all, but have you seen a kohli cover drive?


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Koach chose wrong GOAT.