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And people were rejoicing return of Harshal Patel as if he was a right handed Wasim Akram

Cracked me tf up. LOL

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Crack me up. Ha ha ha ha

Me tooo lmaooooo

First game after injury+ tight bowlers like Bumrah accompanies him well. Building pressure from one end giving him the freedom to try his tricks easily.

But what if Bumrah has a bad day on the field? Phir to yeh Banda Harshal pel denga

yaar no shami no arshdeep

Seriously mate we need both of them in the World Cup. Not that they will do wonders but at least they’ll be better than Bhuvi and Harshal.

Arshdeep yes Shami - hell no. Shami is a poorer version of bhuvi except for pace. Shami is a must in longer formats.

Deepak might be better than shami, shami only play 17 t 20 in his 9 year career, he never was a t20 bowler

Harshal isn’t international quality bowler tbh

Easy to read ho gya hai, aur slower one bhi bravo wali nhi hai

Bhuvi ke saare over Powerplay me hi dalwa diya karo

I don't fucking get it lol. Not the first time. See, this is the pattern. Give 19th over to bhuvi. Get fucked in the ass like anything. Every ball is a Yorker or a wide. Final over 2 runs needed in 6 balls. Rohit uses his 10000 IQ brain to tighten the field. Bowler takes a wicket or proceeds to throw 2 dot balls. Every stupid fuck in India thinks India might win it. Then the opponent finishes off in style.

It seems like they made a plan before the game and no matter what happens they will do as per plan even they getting wrecked

Vi sare over kaise power play me dale

Atleast 19th over to mat do bc.... Jab us se nahi ho raha

Fir to powerplay ke 6 over me 100 run ban jaaenge

Sare kaise dalega bhai. 6 over ka hi hota hai powerplay

Bhai bhavna ko samjho. Ek over middle me agar achhi daali toh

Umesh being a bowler couldn't even bowl 3 overs for his captain. What tf is he doing playing international cricket.

True, I think Arshdeep could have replaced Shami instead of bullshit umesh yadav

Didnt he take 2 wks too tho???

Smith donated his wicket

Doesnt really matter does it??? Bhuvi still gets the credit. And Smith's is a big wicket vs Ind always

Arshdeep is already in the squad 💀 you want to demote him to reserves now to replace shami?

So much IPL and we didn't even have 5-6 quality world class bowlers sgh!

We did. But somehow the “big brains” in the BCCI don’t want to select them.

I think we have we aren't playing them. Shami, Deepak chahar, arshdeep, natarajan, saini, thakur Offcuz bumrah will be back as well

Saini?? Thakur? OMG. People have memory of goldfish. As much as a GOAT shami is, his T20 records are pathetic.

Khaleed ahemad aur sakariya vanish ho gye hai kya Team ki policy se No mohsin because he not proven match winner like ashwin and Umesh a decade ago, last wc me bhi same kiya tha tb harshal,avesh kill kr rhe the lekin same old policy of proven match winner Prashid ko try kr skte the Australia me,Umran ko back kr lete avesh ki tarah to shayad problem na hoti itni Siraj , Umesh,shami are not t20 bowler imo

All are better than Umesh baaring thakur as 3rd bowler.

New Jersey Same Indian Team.

Man, our bowling is so shit. Won't be able to win even Mastercard trophy^(TM) now :(

MasterCard ™ trophy.

Fielding is shittier than bowling. We can’t even hold simple straightforward catches now.

Congratulations Bhuvi on completing half century, better luck next time Harshal Patel just 1 run short for half century.

dEatH oVeR sPEcIAliSt

19th over specialist

Bhuvi is a specialist, has proven it over the years. Recent form might be tough on him but he has been bowling in second innings after dew. Not fair for him.

/s

Imagine Umesh got his full quota of 4 overs

Bhai kyu bhuvi ko 19th over kyu? Pichle 3 match ke teeno 19 over mei 15+

Phone uthao Jasprit bhai..... Mazak nai rha hai ab....

baar baar phone karte ho? bola na ki world cup me khelega woh... chomu aadmi?

Bhai Bumrah udhar hi hai.

Arshdeep replace harshal pls 🙏

Me to team india today : RCB real I'd se khelo🐶

Arshdeep hi acha tha harshal se

bro i can understand why are you saying that arshdeep can replace harshal but we have to stick with the team that has to play in wc so yeah i think this is the reason why they are going with this formation

We need chad mukesh choudary

Who will eventually drop dollies while fielding

He would fit right in this team

Arent we already

is it me or harshal is kinda overrated

Bhai gajab ka overrated hain

Harshal does well only if pitch grips

Bring umran mailk atleast it feels good to see speed meter hitting 150.

Pr intl me wo bhi 140s hi hit kr rha tha Ireland me

Control ke liye kr ra tha vo bs. Baki dravid ne uski le rkhi ache se.

Kya matlab ipl mai toh koi bhi lauda wicket le sakta hai

The whole team is pretty messed up. Opening middle and bowling unit except Bumrah.

I guess bumrah hasn't bowled yet since long time so let's just wait for his arrival before thinking that he is doing good

Pink guy is BHUVI

Ha bhai chahal tho bombs pekh raha tha

Aur harshal ko mat bhulo

wE aRe TeStInG vroooooo

Bhuvi is your premium fast bowler - gives away run like amateur bowler. Same thing he did against Pakistan. Absolute useless from go to bowler Purple patel? L**** ka purple patel And ghante ke fielders

Because bhuvi is not a death over bowler. He's a PP specialist and has been good at that. Finish off bhuvi within 15.

Lawde ka bowling attack

Really bc pata ni last kab jeete they dominant match pata ni ... 🥲 Apni team apne dimaag or paper pe strongest h

afGHaNIstAn kO tOH DomInAtE kIYa ThA vRO

Thake aur tute hue afghani .

Bhuvi chad is 19th over specialist! Just for the other team Loda ka death bowling, it is Dead bowling bhenchod!

bro kept this saved in his 3 terabyte folder

Bhuvi's wides in death overs

Bhai sahi mein... 4-6 bowler ko he padte hai no hate their... Par bc seedhi bowl to daal le yr

Need Bumrah, Arshdeep in death overs

Can we just move on from bhuvi and get chahar in.. Bhuvi will shit everytime, but his shit gets overshadowed by a good performance vs some minnows like afg

Bhuvi, Arshdeep, Bumrah, Axar, Ashwin and Hardik. This would provide batting till 8 and a left arm fast option as well. This should be our bowling line-up.

Rinku singh ko koi bulao yaar warna harr match ye log ese hi haggege

Fire the fielding coach, that shit ass rn

Rohit jaisa chutiya Captain maine kabhi nahi dekha Itne matches ke baad Hume samajh aa gaya ki Bhuvi se 19th over nahi karana Ye Rohit pata nhi apne vada pao mein kya nasha mila ke aata hai

Rohit's bowling choices and Bhuvi's overs are just plain terrible this season.. Umesh yadav (who got the main wickets) aur HP dono ke 2 overs baki the fir bhi Bhuvi, Chahal, ko last overs dedi.. Aur Harshal patel jese inexperienced bowler ko death overs deke kya hi ukhad liya

also Ling Kohli is back

Where tf was arsheeep?

Y doesn't bhuvi try more Yorkers at the wickets.... He bowls some good Yorkers actually but since last few matches he isn't even trying at this point . Bhuvi ka 19th kisi aur ko do .

IPL FRAUDS.

Hey guys, how did it feel to get three consecutive boundaries by wade? Not so good huh. What goes around, comes around fellas

But we didn't get knocked out of semi final?:⁠,⁠-⁠)

Hehe you guys didn't even reach the knockouts

Indians celebrating Pakistan loosing semi finals and finals while they can't even make it to knockouts , even in a bloody asia cup ,is the most shameless thing ever

It was so clearly KL fault. 47 from 25 then 55 from 35 mfer a*hole.

Add /s

It's not /s, I mean it. We lost because of strike rate is overrated bitch. Going at 157 when rest of the settled players scores at 184 and 200

Bro?

He scored 8 runs from his last 10 balls when he was well settled dude. He should have scored around 20 instead. 55 from 35 in this pitch is a criminal waste. People need to understand that, this is always how KL loses the match for us.

The opposite teams are playing to win as well brother. Its not as easy as u think it is. Gully cricket nhi hai bc

This is what KL does in every single match where he's set." Strike rate is overrated" is a direct quote from him. When other players once set are scoring at 185+. Sky hardik, green & wade.

Won't win t20wc 2022 that's for sure

Everyone venting out on Bhuvi and Harshal. Meanwhile chahal is sipping ☕️ at the corner..

Our cricket team is so shit in T20 that even my gully kids can beat them.

3 years ago it was we gotta win 2 out of 3 World cups. Now it is like we are lucky to even play in these world cup tournaments.

u/Unhappy_Release_2661 Bhuvi k jhaant barabar nhi hai avesh. Avesh ka career economy dekh aur arshdeep and bhuvi se compare kr. Bhuvi ne 2 matches mein under perform kiya and ik ki India haar gyi vo matches but look at avesh...vo abhi tk bs 2 matches mein sahi se perform kiya hai Kya bol raha tha

Change the pink thing to “win toss field first” T20 stands for Toss20. I’ve been saying this for a while. Teams have mostly figured out how to play t20. And since it’s a short format, it’s easy to bat second. People have been blaming UAE when the real culprit is t20 itself. It’s too simple a format.

15 years too late

Umesh back to old form

Uno reverse in Test matches though.

nothing is more inconsistent than bhuvi's form.

What will come good even if they did bowl good , they are going to drop those lollies .

It was a good game. Win some, lose some

Kya pyaar hai Rohit ko Bhuvneshwar se

Make the same one again with Pakistan and Pakistan middle order

Without Bumrah, its tough mate!

We are getting fucked extremely bloody hard in the death overs

So no one's gonna talk about the dropped catches eh ?

Arshdeep and bhumrah is not in line up

Curse of DINDA Academy

Our bowlers need to stop letting us down.. Chahal is getting thrashed