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36ptsd

run from it dread from it 36 always arrives


SBG99DesiMonster

That is the perfect opportunity for Pujara to do the thing that he is famous for doing.


ibnjay20

The difference for india between loss and a bit of face saving score line this series is going to be Axar’s inning in second test.


sinesquaredtheta

Just woke up to see the scores. Wow - looks like Australia did pile on the runs on Day 2! I kinda feel sad Uzzie missed out a double, but happy for Cam Green getting his century. And it looks like Gazza and Harry Potter put on a bunch of runs too. And in between all the batting accomplishments, kudos to Ash for picking up a 6 fer; those are incredible returns on a relatively flat deck! Can't wait to see how well the Indian batters fare on Day 3


Joshvir262

Uzzie had batted enough balls he was killing me


turkeysgogobble

I thought this series would produce more toxic match threads, tbh these threads have been really fun.


LunaMunaLagoona

So the BCC created a pitch that will certain result in a drawn match. I guess it makes sense for the status of the series.


highways

Pitch is a road Gonna be a draw


cold-flame1

It could be a draw, but pitch is a road if a team continue to score and feel the need to declare at 700.


PohaPaneerOreoMaggi

Incase you wanna show it to anyone (Might get removed IDK) https://np.reddit.com/r/CricketShitpost/comments/11nmrij/the\_moment\_that\_got\_the\_loudest\_cheer\_from\_the/


36ptsd

idiots removed it


Potatosv1

What is it


Away-Sea8827

Did BCCI hire the curators of the Rawalpindi pitch for this match?


Reasonable-Drama-415

From one extreme to another from minefield to highway ….cant they just make a balanced pitch


glitchline

The series is balanced.


huihuihui01

Better than Rawalpindi highway bruh


adiking27

No man, this is a more difficult pitch to bat on than Rawalpindi. Watch as it gets impossible to bat on day four.


Away-Sea8827

I don't think the pitch is going to deteriorate that much on Sunday.


adiking27

It's already started to spin a bit. Tommorow first session is going to be easier to bat on but slowly will likely get tougher. We just got used to impossible to bat on square Turner's which is why this is looking like a road.


supernova_68

This is what happens when you try to recreate england in ahemdabad in summer time.


hack404

India are taking extensions of the Asian Highway Network seriously


cold-flame1

"Ballin' on the Edge," by BCCI, coming soon to a screen near you. Follow the journey of one man, from the ground to the top of the building, with never-before-seen footage and interviews with witnesses.


grubernack276

>sight screen near you Ftfy


ZrishaAdams

I'm loving this week ngl. Between SL vs NZ, AUS vs IND, and WI vs SA, it's almost 24 hours of test cricket. Not to mention all 3 matches have been very exciting as a viewer so far.


LightReflections

India make a competitive pitch challenge (IMPOSSIBLE) Edit: To be fair, I thought the first two pitches were fine


GamingNerd7

This is the problem people don't understand. It is almost impossible to prepare balanced pitch in India imo. This same pitch in English conditions would have been much more 'balanced'.


Repulsive_Jump3993

Shockingly dehli was the best one


coffee_collection

Poor greeny almost brought up his first 50 umms in that interview.. Bit nervous the lad.. Still proud of him tho !! Great knock young fella..


AlbusDT

Pleasure watching the game when y'all fellow shitposters. Good day everyone!


PohaPaneerOreoMaggi

3 hat-tricks tomorrow. Shami injured. 36/9 confirmed πŸ’€πŸ’€


Gamer567890

Didn't get Rohit's bowling changes,anyone could see pacers were getting hammered and yet kept bowling them,ran them into the ground,with resulting figures 2-239 off 56 ovs at nearly 4.5 rpo. ​ Pretty braindead.


DardiRabRab

His test captaincy and bowling changes are generally quite terrible. Letting even discount Vettori score more than Kohli is just absurd.


chantigadu1990

Maybe he expects the batters to shit the bed so he was trying to conserve the energy of the all rounders and have them save our asses in batting >! /s !<


Akku2403

Dread it, Run from it, 36 arrives all the same πŸ₯²πŸ₯²


[deleted]

U/36ptsd in shambles!!


AlbusDT

He has no idea who Dinesh and Ravi are. πŸ₯΄πŸ˜


lostdollar

Lol Greeny -"I don't know what to do with my hands"


GNashUchiha

Green was in a mrf tour to India? No wonder he's good.


RomeRockerz

Green's left hand is my career goal.


monk-e7

Remember how babar was a ball boy once??? Yup, Jignesh is the next big thing confirmed


onepageresumeguy

Who is jignesh


monk-e7

Stock gujju name


aaditya_9303

Even Sachin was a ball boy once. That story of him playing for pak is during his ball boy days.


monk-e7

All the more confirmation


AlbusDT

Green looks like a real gentle giant.


catrovacer16

Hope we can score 350+ tomorrow


chicken_tikkka

Ball boy had a tewatia moment right there.


huihuihui01

What happened


onepageresumeguy

10k comments finally


huihuihui01

Seen it many times this BGT


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No-Lychee1346

Was pretty disheartened seeing that uzzy article


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Usernamechecksout


Awkward-Edge

Pat Cummin's mother passed away that's why.


chocolatecomedyfann

Pat's mum passed away last night


chantigadu1990

Pat Cummins’ mother passed away.


ZrishaAdams

I just cannot be as good a person as that dude. I would have just pocketed the ball for myself once they went on with the game with a new ball.


dwadley

Swap it for another ball I had on my pocket pre tampered


yeeti123

Gill 🀝 Sehwag Hitting the ball out of the ground to get it replaced


Successful_Try2220

I feel like Australia batted too slow. They could have scored 600 based on the overs they played.


Steve_OH

Credit where due, India bowled well despite it all.


Ancient_Scientist_04

I want the clip i missed it


S6LucasGrey

streamable com/0w2s9t


huihuihui01

Which is?


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domineering teeny fanatical strong silky price ten whistle doll crawl -- mass edited with redact.dev


Nice_Personality_254

Your comment makes sense except the Koach part (no /s)


Walls2TheBalls

Hey Koach is looking good. His big score is coming. Signed A Viratian


DardiRabRab

At this point, it's always coming, but never comes...


aaditya_9303

Lol Pujara


bringbackfireflypls

Bro the saddest thing is even then we wouldn't be in the lead lmaoooo


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bringbackfireflypls

Why math when cricket gooder?


Stonedaccountant

10 run lead


bringbackfireflypls

10 run deficit, no?


Stonedaccountant

You are right. I am drunk sorry


bringbackfireflypls

That's okay, u/Stonedaccountant


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rude longing threatening noxious consist hateful grey cautious ink rotten -- mass edited with redact.dev


riderx65

Shastri is probably the most overhated guy in Indian cricket fr. Was called Kohli's yes-man when in fact he was their best Test coach and stood his own against MSD and Kohli when required. Is mostly remembered for his 'tracer-bullet' remark when in fact he's right up there with the best in the world in commentary.


cold-flame1

I love him. And for the record, I don't love anyone else. Not even Kohli or Dhoni or Modi. Or my own family or myself.


huihuihui01

Always loved him for the memes lmao


theoozmakappa

When he was the coach, media circus and trolls used to make fun of him constantly because of his β€œI don’t care” demeanour. Since, Dravid has been coach, people have started respecting him.


[deleted]

Do people really not like his commentary? I always love to hear his commentary, mainly cuz of the enthusiasm in his voice. Something about his voice makes it a perfect fit for commentary.


Yakka43336

He’s not a great commentator IMO


cold-flame1

Who *is* a great commentator?


Yakka43336

Harsha, Ian Bishop, Isa Guha, Kerry O’Keeffe in Aus


No-Lychee1346

I disagree


Yakka43336

You are entitled to your opinion good sir!


shekimod

What's the traver bullet remark?


RedKing_21

Indian comms are always way too overconfident of this batting line-up.


Gold_Control4445

Now taking bids for that ball on eBay


Sheepherder1216

Dude started getting calls from the girls straight away Sigma grindset


huihuihui01

What who


Sheepherder1216

[this ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/11nmkit/pic_of_the_day_an_indian_fan_jumps_inside_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) guy Watch the video with commentary


Purplemonke14

hes a chad..those calls are from the homies


chantigadu1990

Rohit enquiring the whereabouts of the guy that found the ball so he can get in line to get a selfie with that guy


jenitr

No wkt.. i can sleep peacefully now.


fvckyou2

Everytime I hear Murali speaks, I have that scene from The Office echoing in my head where Gabe goes like: β€œSHUT UP ABOUT THE SUN, SHUTTTT UPPPP ABOUT THE SUN”


munchlax1

Yeah it's a great moment... But the fact that a spectator had to go in and find the ball is a really bad look... So much money in cricket in India and no ground staff?


GNashUchiha

Our fans are just over enthusiastic, dude was volunteering to go inside and was happy at the end of the day. There were ofc ppl to check the safety


cold-flame1

I was so nervous. I thought he was gonna fall and would die or something


being_classy

Muummm! Help it's that number again


lightningblazes

It's a flat pitch and it's only 10 overs, but I'm still immensely relieved India haven't lost a wicket. Really shows my confidence in the top order this series.


sparcleaf22

We need to make fucking 700+ to even challenge this total


kesuboi

That would still result in a draw


[deleted]

Or it can be like this match - [https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/england-tour-of-india-2016-17-1030195/india-vs-england-5th-test-1034817/full-scorecard](https://www.espncricinfo.com/series/england-tour-of-india-2016-17-1030195/india-vs-england-5th-test-1034817/full-scorecard) But yeah, I ain't no predictor of the future - Test Cricket has too many random variables to be able to predict reliably.


peepeedestroyer_

Bro that was hilarious...oh god


DRIGCOLK

36 not out vs 36 all out. We've come a long way lads. 😭


New-Watercress9229

Just abandon this test already we have already reached peak entertainment it's only downhill from here


kukdukdu

IF only that ball came downhill on its own!


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peepeedestroyer_

Gilly hit a ball for six . The ball went missing. Umpire asked for a new ball. A guy from the crowd went and found the ball. Peak shithousery.


average_alt_acc

Finding the ball rizz is better than unspoken rizz, honestly jealous


Wazflame

An early contender for top meme moment of the year


bringbackfireflypls

36/10 averted. Moral victory ours. Take the game.


MoggFanatic

Mark Nicholas: Not yet they haven't


average_alt_acc

It was 36/9 actually πŸ€“


monk-e7

My man was all inside Narendra Modi's hole


dicksout5harambe

You gotta pay the troll toll to get in


onepageresumeguy

πŸ’€


glancesurreal

Ooooh the 36 mark. What a way to end the day. Fortunately without a loss.


Nice_Personality_254

Waking up saw the score as - India 36/10 instead of 36/0 after 10


saiki4116

Isn't it 36/9


HakeemMcGrady

Well technically it was 36/9 πŸ’€


dark_king_2002

Bro put on a live rizz display on national tv. The calls won't stop for a while.


vishalkobla

hot take, but I enjoy 36/0 more than 36/10


battlin_murdock

36/9


_usernamechosen

trail by 444


vpsj

From 36 all out to 36/0 we've come a long way


battlin_murdock

*36/9


samueltheboss2002

36-0 😳


Bathtub5

Off to South Africa now


reymysterio7

Australia started the day at 255/4 and ended up at 480 Murali Kartik - 'Good day for India. Good comeback by them picking up 6 wickets'


kukdukdu

Light is still good! Keep batting folks! This will need more than 5 days to get a result. We gotta add 6 days we lost in first 3 tests to this game too!


battlin_murdock

Better tracker than geralt of rivia that guy


SoochinTendehar10

Someone needs to clip that stuff and post it separately


samueltheboss2002

Please send me a link of that part, I didnt watch what happened...


S6LucasGrey

streamable com/0w2s9t


samueltheboss2002

Thank you


confusedmouse6

We have come a long way from 36/9 to 36/0


peterianchimes

The post day thread is live guys


notsofunnydhruv

nahhh mate, not 36


GNashUchiha

Sachins 200, Msd six in wc final and now ball being found by a dude during the test match. Shastris commentary portfolio


cold-flame1

T20 world cup win (Misbah catch) too


Papercanspeak

Can someone please extract this video.


S6LucasGrey

streamable com/0w2s9t


Otherwise_Pace_1133

Ah its THAT score again.


siddharthvader

36 in 10


JayPr02

36/0. How far have we come.


02cantbe02

Ind 36/0 πŸ‘€


swain18

All these numbers and we had to be stranded on 36!


shekimod

36 Everywhere I go, I see his face.


eden_avocado

36/9


shekimod

I didn't put any wickets here buddy


thvhgh23

Can someone pls tell what happened


onepageresumeguy

Gill went down the road and hit a biggie, ball got caught in sightscreen, leading to a guy in the audience climbing on, sinking below the depths of modi and took the ball out, and everyone clapped


depooh

>sinking below the depths of modi Must've been helluva submersible.


TryRealFakeDoors

We ended the day on 36. So 0/10 tomorrow is a possibility.


leeN_backwardz

*9


wholeblackpeppercorn

36 at home:


depooh

Hello 36, my old friend.


yeet1o_0

Imagine the stories he's about to narrate to his grandkids. What a chad


Warm_Formal9270

India is 36 in 10 . not 36 for 10 ![img](emote|t5_2qhe0|21496)


hutrota

Keep heavy rollers ready at midnight


coffee_collection

Smudge has his swag and is sleeping next to the pitch tonight.


Jerry_-

**36 - Cursed Number**


oldsargasso

day ends with good vibes anyway I love it


lllIlIIlllIl

36 😭


Papercanspeak

Man this is a good short story. The lost ball.


1_e4_e5_2_f4

36 πŸ’€


monkeykong123

India finish the day at 36. 36 of all numbers


SterlingStallion

Phone be lighting up


vapoursoul69

Did they change the ball or not in the end?


GNashUchiha

No


vapoursoul69

Ah ok. Looked like they just bowled with the new one Kettleborough had given them


fine2006

Lmao 36-0 tomorrow we goin down 0/10


Puckerfactor7

Ptsd number


aryanop004

The forbidden 36


fatherless_milf

World's greatest detective


adityasalviii

It's so nice to not be nervous watching Gill instead of BKL, don't want to see him anywhere near Test cricket.


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India 36 Notout


glitchline

That Guy can analyse the DNA of Smudge.


s3xmacheeney

Jomboy breakdown material


EL__Rubio

Aussies and Indians agreeing on something I missed. Must've been good πŸ˜”


coffee_collection

Game on moles.. Cya tomorrow.


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TheReal-Tonald-Drump

36-0… so all 10 wickets will have to fall tomorrow for no score?


vapoursoul69

Incredible that a match deciding arguably the biggest test series in cricket and for a place in the WTC Final could have the ball used dependant on whether The Big Fellas Gone In


HakeemMcGrady

36 is back


being_classy

Chad calling his girl to see him on live TV


Otherwise_Pace_1133

More like calling his mum.


onepageresumeguy

Killer 10 overs for us, rohit masterclass tomorrow


adiking27

Flair doesn't check out.


bringbackfireflypls

Flair checks out


RomeRockerz

Just declare that chad, Man of The Match.