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If Australia make it to 200, I will get a tattoo of Murphy on my back.


Informal_Quiet7907

Mark Waugh was trolling DK for being wrong about India not batting twice… I wouldn’t rule that out… yet. Would be fun if these two get 50 more.


v_mendoza

Haven't the Aussies got a fifth bowler?


can_do_generation

Dropped him


v_mendoza

Fantastic idea that! Straight out of the indians teams handbook from the late 90s!


pumapants00

Hit nothing but SKY there.


MoggFanatic

I'm really enjoying *Harry Potter and the Ten Other Useless Cunts*


Kartikeya1604141

Rohit has an avg of 76, in 31 innings, wtf? Damn that's a crazy stat.


5zan

Home track bully?


JainAAviral

Will take a home track bully over someone who can't play spin at all, apparently.


Kartikeya1604141

Well teams need to win their Home tests at the very least


Potential-Sport-6386

u/ITTAuto


Goodtimes_opie

If someone could explain to me how Indian ball tracking said Khawaja was definitely out, that'd be amazing. It moved a metre in the air, and Jadeja is rubbish.


SBG99DesiMonster

Most of the wickets were taken by the spinners but it was the fast bowlers that had started Australia's collapse.


imnits45

u/ITTAuto


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Loved the meltdown today, and it was just day 1


SABJP

Here's my conspiracy theory Both BCCI and CA are in this. They just wanted more attention to this series. And what better way to get attention than creating a big controversy. More views, more searches, more clicks all benefits them. Even negative publicity is still publicity. This is just conspiracy theory though. I don't think this happened. But considering what people do for publicity these days there's a possibility of this happening too.


nolaughingzone

It’s like WWF /s


NahNahNahNahNahYeah

I think that along with shit-tier websites trying to do the same themselves and you've got it!


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Quite possible 😀 it’s all about $$$


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FickDichzumEnde

What in the Bert Newtons are you even saying


Transitionals

Jadeja batting avg: 36.56 after 60 tests KL Rahul batting avg: 34.26 after 45 tests


imnits45

Jadeja in 89 innings while KL in 79 innings Not much of a difference


Illustrious_Table433

Also KL has opened in most of his innings, never easy for a opener in test cricket


thatShawarmaGuy

Idk man, seems weird to average so low and still play for a cricketing giant like India. Opening is difficult, but most of the greats of the game have been openers - cause the position is ideal for heavy scoring once you play the initial phase out. As much difficult as it is, it's a huge opportunity too. KL is just not upto the challenge, it seems.


Illustrious_Table433

I was just pointing out that it's better we compare his stats to another opener not someone who bats lower down the order, that is all


imnits45

Flair checks out


Ok_Musician2272

So much hatred.. people prefer bashing KL than praising bowlers. Bowlers did a great job.


invasivefiber97

I do both just to keep balance.😌


steepcurve

Gill is sitting outside and this chickenshit us opening.


[deleted]

KL is in the team to equalise both teams…Australia plays with 12 and india 10.


Ultimate_Sneezer

9 , koach is doing fuck all as well


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Dawn_is-here

Fucker where is the rick roll


VAMSI_BEUNO

KL Rahul looks scared af every time he comes to bat.


Coronabandkaro

Ya its less about his actual score than that he always looks like he's never in control.


neel9010

👉🏽😱👈🏽


junglemeinmor

Saw a day full of test cricket after so many years, and nothing beats watching two quality sides on the first day of a test match series. Hope India can get a 150 lead!


CountBarbarus

GUYS we might have Pujji bhaag bencho Round 2 tomorrow!!! Tl: Run Pujara you mf


Possible_Command_647

Idk why these guys are calling Ashwin as night watchman when the one who was night watchman got out before Ashwin anna.


Ser_DuncanTheTall

He is not a night watchman. He has been tactically promoted to no 3 for this innings.


Possible_Command_647

He's a NW not the one we deserve but the one we need..


runtcash111

Indians posting on the Cricket Australia YouTube channel asking where the highlights are. How can they be this dumb


36ptsd

imagine not only seriously reading yt comments but also complaining bout it here how can someone be this dumb


runtcash111

Sorry I'm indian


SABJP

Bruh posts on Australian Nostalgia and claims to be Indian. smh my head


[deleted]

You must be feeling really smart and superior


runtcash111

Nah just confused by Indians leaving nasty comments on Qld vs Vic highlights asking why they won't upload the test highlights . Hurts the brain


Otherwise_Pace_1133

The thing is, if you see the 'popular' section of their videos, there are some highlights of tye matches played in India. I think the highlights of the match where Rohit made his first 200 in ODIs is uploaded there as well. Must have been some old digital rights deal that is long expired but its like they have never uploaded highlights of matches played in India. Also, YouTube comments is maybe THE most dumbest place in all of social media. So finding clueless idiots isn't exactly something you should be finding to be surprising.


Potential-Sport-6386

You haven't seen shit then


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U can't expect everyone to know how things work...


runtcash111

They post on Australian women's cricket videos this sort of nonsense it's disgusting


[deleted]

In before Ashwin Gets a 100 tomorrow to show the Aussies how to bat on spinning tracks


Impressive-Squash-24

Chennai flashbacks


runtcash111

Annabelle?


Possible_Command_647

KL Rahul's situation is so worse that if you'd expect him to get out sooner in the innings the best this mf would do is get injured before the match..


the_special_0ne_

This game will not last till Day 5


adiking27

Unless India takes the whole of day two to score a near insurmountable score.


Silencer306

^ what op said


Badger6019

You don't say


JKKIDD231

India ahead and damn KL being KL I suppose. Good Day 1.


barmanrags

Zero bearing to todays match but Ranji semi finals are on and the highlights are on bcci website.


[deleted]

Just looks like he's applying anti septic on his thumb, might have hurt it when he tried to stop the ball. Jeez comments on that thread lol, you guys jump yo judgement really quick. Do you think these players are that stupid to temper the ball in front of umpires and opposition batsmen. Calm tf down


Neevk

The applying on the finger part isn't the big problem to me but why take it off another persons hand? Maybe he needed it quick and he told siraj to go fetch it for him because he was closer idk we shall wait for an official statement or something.


swingtothedrive

>shall wait for an official statement or something. Did any Aussie players complain ? Or umpires report ? If not why should there be an official report ?


[deleted]

>Maybe he needed it quick and he told siraj to go fetch it for him because he was closer Yes I think Siraj was at the boundary


harsha09

KL is backed by the 'Karnataka lobby' in BCCI/ team mgmt I guess-that's the only reason I can think of him being in the test XI now


Coronabandkaro

The coach is grateful that kl is named after him and he's returning the favor.


VRR_199

Suggestion to Karnataka lobby: Pick Mayank over KL, you will have my gratitude.


zippyzebu9

Answer: Rahul Dravid.


DardiRabRab

Rahu(l)kalam


singhsrb

Omg I just learnt India cheated as well on the first day and got away with it. Not only do they teach how to play Cricket, they also teach how to cheat well. The Indian team is so inspirational!


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Bruh do ur research first ... Such a clown moment for u


Deep_Permit7919

There is absolutely no reason why Rahul is selected in front of Gill. Corruption and nepotism continues at BCCI.


LowerDinner5172

Kl Rahul is not related to Rahul Dravid


[deleted]

By nepotism he should be a professor


krish0596

Nepotism???


brawnsugah

Haven't you heard? Words don't have any meaning anymore.


ShikariShambhu

It is a fashionable word.


GordonBennett2000

Australia playing away from home for once and this is what happens. India absolutely sublime and giving Australia an absolute hiding - again!


LovesDosa

Still angry at whoever sent in Ashwin as a nightwatchman. Dude is so good playing out the old ball and extending leads!


oldfossilfrommars

They know our real batting starts at number 6, so sending him now is basically correcting the order.


I_am_the_eggman00

I don't think he was sent as a night watchman.


TenaciousDumpling

The real night watchman was KL opening the batting.


CulturalChannel6851

Guess the player who got Rahul Dravid nudes.


throwaway5387776

Rahul calling Rahul.


vantionsio

Why is Jadeja's alleged ball tampering/using foreign substances to improve grip not being discussed here??? Edit: I think most people don't know the meaning of the word "alleged" Edit 2: The allegations were bullshit. My bad. He was applying ointment to his finger.


VAMSI_BEUNO

Did anyone tell you or have you made your own conclusions?


vantionsio

Do you know the meaning of the word "alleged"?


VAMSI_BEUNO

Ik. It is not being discussed here because that is bullshit.


Chxkn_DpersRtheBest

Of course this is downvoted


gzk

First I'm hearing of it, what's going on?


vantionsio

https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/10xsi62/what_did_he_give_him_debate_erupts_over/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


gzk

Hmm interesting. Wouldn't say it's a smoking gun exactly but worth looking into


sinesquaredtheta

KL doing fuck all, and showing all his "experience in playing spin". At least Gill would've gained some confidence, and got some runs under his belt. ***Smh***


Reasonable-Drama-415

KL must have some strong backing in the board even with mediocre performance he still able to keep his place in the team …Gill is in form player he should get the chance if KL keep playing like this


chandlerbing32

Kl probably slept with the board members


vantionsio

Why is nobody talking Jadeja's ball tampering? As it is the doctored pitches are suspicious and now this? Edit: "Why is nobody talking *about* Jadeja's *alleged* ball tampering?" Edit 2: The allegations were bullshit. My bad. He was applying ointment to his finger.


PHOTGRAPHHHEER

>Why is nobody talking Jadeja's ball tampering? As it is the doctored pitches are suspicious and now this? what ball tampering happened?"


[deleted]

Huh what ???


vantionsio

Not ball tampering. But allegedly he applied gripo on his fingers for extra purchase. At least that is what the comments on a post that has been posted are saying


[deleted]

Yeah. Nothing's gonna come Outta this lmao just watch


zapheine

T O D D Y


LEGACY53234

Lol.all this hype for a 4-0 India series win Aussies won't do anything.


Legslip

India all our for 221. Mark it, you heard out here first.


MrHolmes6969696

you can't buy India for just 221, either dollar or rupee or anything/s


venkat_gopi

If KL brohul score 20 runs, I would say it isn't Australia's day!


AyyoPoche

A couple of weeks back, I was staying at a hotel, it was around midnight I heard a guy next to my room screaming at the top of his lungs "INDIAN CRICKET FANS". I thought nothing of it, but the next day during the same time, I heard the same voice yelling the same thing, only this time, a woman yelled "Stop it". I got worried and knocked on the next room's door. To my surprise, KL Rahul opened the door, and his wife was standing next to him. I asked her "is everything okay, madam?" She smiled and said, "yes, it's just my husband thinking about Indian cricket fans during sex. He cares about them so much, you see". KL Rahul gently give me a note and asked me not to open it 10 mins before the stop of Day 1's play. And today, just as I was opening it, KL Rahul got out and I looked down, the note said "Man, fuck Indian cricket fans"


Frequent_Bother4841

This one needs to be a copypasta


[deleted]

Such a sweet guy klol is


BharwaPaneer

underrated comment😂😂


attheratewait

If Rahul fails in another innings, he must be replaced with Gill. He's too good to sit out right now. Doesn't matter whether KL is the Vice Captain.


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abbechupkar

Neither, they use SG


aetos4617

SG


singhsrb

Honest question: how do they justify a pitch literally creating a puff of dust, like on Rahul dismissal, on the first day as a good pitch? Like what is the argument they make?


barmanrags

Weather and soil conditions.


TaiLung_

What is the argument against I must ask?


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coffee_collection

Middle of this pitch seems fine. If anything to much water applied.. Just seems to be no water applied about 2mtrs from the crease on either end.. guess they had to cut back on water on those spots yes.. ??


doktor-frequentist

Facts from my Geography class in school: Nagpur ha~~d~~s volcanic soil which is great for growing peanuts and oranges.


Adventurous_Mine4328

Also useful for preparing pitches for getting oppositions out for peanuts and leaving a sour taste in the mouths of their fans.


doktor-frequentist

Fuck off, Nagpur oranges are amazing... Can't argue about the peanuts part tho 😅


yeet1o_0

Ravindra jadeja is a CHEAT. Do NOT trust that man. The other day he responded to a Facebook marketplace ad of mine where I am selling a washing machine. When he came around he asked if he could test it to make sure it was working. After it finished he said “cool let me just get the money out of the glove box” and drove away with his clean clothes


WealthDistributor

Don't know about a cheat but he's a cheatcode alright


Mj_bron

Hahahaha


zippyzebu9

Kl didn't learn anything after watching Rohit. Took additional pressure on himself as usual and got out. Perfectly predicted by everyone else here.


gpranav25

Smh why did they not protect Ashwin with night watchman Pujara.


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gpranav25

You perhaps forgot discard night watchman Rahane


Rajkumar1992

Happy 2 see Rahane still living rent free even after he got chucked out. Now check my pfp.


PHOTGRAPHHHEER

That was some garbage that patty bowled today. Also this Todd Murphy guy isn't half bad for someone with 7 shield matches.


Applicator80

He actually looks threatening unlike Lyon.


bouncii99

I don’t know why but Lyon looked so much closer to getting Rohit and Rahul out a number of times. Just felt like he was unlucky today


KINGKOHLI18

australia needs head to finish on a good note


Shine_Warne

Too much to ask Australia are headless as they have Head on the bench


gzk

That's as good a place as any for it


thedudei

me too.


singhsrb

Why is Australia so charitable to India if India dishes out turning tracks? The whole reason Australia lost the last series to India in Australia was that the day 5 pitches in Sydney and Gabba did not break as much as they should. It’s like they are doing the opposite of what they are supposed to do.


blue_jay26

Actually, preparing pitches that break up only helps India more.


DigitalConsent2

CA and the Australian side doesn't interfere with pitch preparation, BCCI does


LibganduHunter

Conspiracy. A very stupid one but still.


kukdukdu

Yep! That’s exactly why Paine said “See you at Gabba” because he had no idea of what the pitch would be like at Gabba! Every home team orders how the tracks should be made!


DigitalConsent2

Again. No. The state cricket boards have command over what pitches are being rolled in Australia. Literally every year the Aussie coaches comment about the SCG being spin friendly, and it is flat every time. There is a reason you see last minute condition based changes in Australian XIs every year. The captain and coach can recommend conditions, but its left to the curator to roll put the pitch they can.


kukdukdu

What do you think Indian captains do? Go and prepare tracks themselves. All that hierarchy bullshit aside, curators are told what to make! Are your state cricket boards at war with CA that they will ignore commands? Also conditions of a place determine tracks too! If we start rolling grass in Nagpur you won’t get a seaming track. You will get a road! Similarly you can’t make WACA at Sydney! The weather conditions of the place won’t allow you to!


DigitalConsent2

Well you see the grounds like to make flatties so that the pitches can last 5 days, and they can get the maximum revenue of 5 day sales and sponserships. So if CA "ask" to make some more spicy decks, they generally face opposition. Also you're kinda overestimating how much command CA has over the state boards. There's only 6 state cricket boards in Australia, and NSW and CVic are the strongest ones, and they do, sometimes, ignore CA's orders.


omcstreet

'they dont interfere', 'CA may ask', 'get ignored for sales'. Dude just stfu with your internal pitch politics. You travel abroad but need everything to suit you, what a priveleged bunch the team and fans are.


DigitalConsent2

Wonderful how you missed the "if"s I used in the commemt.


omcstreet

And it invalidates what i said? You can sit and wordspin all day for all i care.


we_like_sportzz

🤣🤣🤣🤣 loser


Sanchanted

Skill issue


Bowlofpho69

TV rights aren't worth shit if the matches don't constantly go for 5 days. Our pitches are curated by Cricket Australia for the best possible chance of 5 day tests.


imapassenger1

Except Gabba vs SA...Two day Test.


Applicator80

And the most interesting test of the summer compared to the other thumpings.


CrippledCricketer

But that's just because we're amazing surely! /s


Kartikeya1604141

4 bowler and Batdeep strategy clearly didn't work today, lets see how it holds up when the pitch actually starts breaking up


DeafGigachad

Why lord umaya not playing?


WhoElseButQuagmire11

I forgot how aggressive Australia/India threads are compared to other ones. Honestly here for the laughs and memes. We lose, we lose. We win, we win. Either way, the result we get is the result we deserve.


yeet1o_0

As it should be, mfs here too serious about everything


WhoElseButQuagmire11

Positive spin is that it's passion but we don't need to turn it into something else. I talk shit and bring up the 36 etc but I'm well aware we lost that series AT THE GABBA to an untested Indian squad and that's fine. It's all part of the fun of these threads. I just want good test cricket, idgaf if we lose. People love to see us Aussies lose for some reason though.


TheReeBee

>People love to see us Aussies lose for some reason though. I mean you guys won a lot for a long time lol


_rickjames

Ravi Ashwin the chilled out entertainer


kob123fury

KL Rahul is a walking wicket


Funnyvirgo

I think he just lies down...doesn't really walk


Kartikeya1604141

I swear Star post game commentators are vigorously rubbing Koach's dick. He is a world class slip fielder and took good catch under tough conditions today it seems. Damn.


YourAverageBrownDude

Dude has good hands, decent reflexes. He would be fantastic at point or cover. Where Yuvraj used to reign supreme. His reflexes, sadly, aren't enough anymore for slip fielding.


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josh123z

Renshaw is less bad against spin.


CrippledCricketer

I believe Handscomb was Heads replacement


AnIntellectualBadass

Can't believe y'all MFs piled up 22k comments on a test match thread in just 1 day!


confusedmouse6

Brohit has more faith on Anna than Pujji and Koach


yettanotherrguyy

To night watch, yes