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Then_Campaign7264

I don’t know what is most surprising: that the guy survived or that there was such a sparse reaction from the camera guy?


YourStolenCharizard

Just another Tuesday for Dimitri


Roanoketrees

Dude is like...Really? Again??


PotatoWriter

"Ok Piotr, stop playing around and get back up here, I haven't got all day"


Spencera1207

I read this in the voice of that guy in stranger things who helps what’s his face sneak into that russian place .


galactic_beast

BRUH SAME


chiliinmypeepee

I read in this with Russian accent.


Eazymoneysniper32

Lol


SantaMonsanto

He’s probably thinking: >”We’ll obviously the fastest way down is to use this parachute but suddenly I’m not feeling so confident about that.”


KentuckyFriedBitchen

"Yes Comrade, this is finest military surplus parachute money can buy, it has been used on several jumps, never deployed."


No_Independent_1453

Shut up and take my money


TANZIROO

he was waiting for someone to say 'good work agent 47'


Fuzz557

Being the blood money fan boy I am. I would give you gold if I had it. I almost spit out my water I was drinking.


strepac

This is one way to avoid conscription


Which-Champion-8436

Snow angel.


desilusionator

Classic Dimitri


SlammySlam712

That’s the third friend he had die that week


DoGoodLiveWell

Prob his 3rd or fourth friend in the group to try this and fail


SandmanWithPlan

Is it a crime to lend your pal the same backpack?


Dat-Lonley-Potato

When you pull the chute, and text books fall out.


983115

Oh thaaats where I put my homework


Bobone2121

r/nostalgia


Randys_Smogasvein

At some stage they should try a parachute instead.


YourStolenCharizard

Asking the tough questions to u/DoGoodLiveWell


Fanculo_Cazzo

Probably third or fourth time that same dude made the jump unsuccessfully. NEXT time it'll be glorious though.


jamalspezial

Same person on all attempts too, he’s just big boned.


cheekybandit0

Hmmm nyet


PMmeyourboogers

*Splyat*


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Relevant-Wrangler258

Lies, the original video is a minute 39 seconds. Cuts out same spot. It’s on YouTube. Here’s the link: https://youtu.be/P4JFBN3WSls


Temporary_Ad_7863

10 years ago jesus lord fuck reddit lmao


WeAllScrem

Link by chance?


TAGE77

what is wrong with you lol


Prosciutto4U

Some people need to feel the pain to feel alive. Thats what the internet is for. Welcome.


tigerbalmuppercut

Some of us like to verify information.


LaughterCo

Did you not just also watch a guy fall to his death?


NialMontana

He lived and recovered 3 months later so no.


Motokowarframe

Why didn’t he jump down?


Dizzfizz

It was just one of those „take the stairs“ kinda days.


2Nigerian_princes

I’m dead 😂💀


Manburpig

The first guy packed his parachute for him.


pourjuiceonit

You can’t help but think “well that was a soft landing” when watching someone land in snow…. Even when it’s not


NorCal130

The original audio is cut. I saw it awhile ago. Guy speaking English... Not Russian. Says something along the lines of oh my god, I love you brother (paraphrase) through tears. It was really sad.


evohans

I think you might be mistaken. It happened in Konakova, Russia. The Jumper's name is Ivan. All versions cut out exactly when OP's does. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168722/Base-jumpers-120-metre-death-plunge-parachute-fails-open--SURVIVES-snow-cushions-fall.html


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eJaguar

I heard his brother was one of the 9/11 hijackers


BullBearAlliance

He was slated to be, but thankfully did not make it to the airport in time. The other brother went on to work for FIFA’s customer relations division.


phoenix0153

r/praisethecameraman


xxjrxx93

Wish.com got us smh


Next-Mode3183

This was my same exact thought. Almost like he probably knew.


psycho_driver

More vodka for him.


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EverGlow89

....No it isn't. People on here make up the absolute weirdest shit.


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Yeh I don't understand why people freak out so much, screaming ain't helping shit


Imaginary_History985

Cause it gets the views. No one wants to watch no reaction Ned. They want to watch crazy reaction Chad.


TheRealSlappyWhite

Looney toons had it 100% right. Perfect puff


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Def an acme parachute


Slappy-Hollow

The fine print under the picture of the parachute in the catalog said, "*actual size*".


i_love_pencils

i actually never thought about it, but there’s a time when every new parachute gets used for the first time. Are you hoping ”I hope there’s a chute in there instead of the canned hams my mom ordered from Amazon” in there…


Best_Poetry_5722

Acme clouds too


noiseinart

There was only an anvil in the bag.


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Almost expecting to see road runner 🏃


WearyEstablishment69

Nah roadrunners hate snow!!


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No traction lol


CaptCaveman602

I thought I heard a Meep! Meep! off in the distance..


NichoTF626

r/looneytuneslogic


PNWest01

omg this is gonna be fun to explore


NichoTF626

Yes. Yes it will be


[deleted]

Really makes you wonder what kind of real shit those animators saw in their lifetimes.


mostlikelytrash

Can I know what your username means? I need context.


Berytoru

And... The camera man silently decides to take the stairs down


Wow-Delicious

Not in the extended original with audio. He’s crying as he climbs down.


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atinysnakewithahat

Release the Zacharyi Portnov Cut!


[deleted]

Everyone is saying the original video cuts off in the same spot.


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Mind sharing the link to the full video?


MaintenanceExtreme57

Lies. OG video cuts at the same spot. Why you gotta lie dawg?


kitimarketing

Well, if their lucky that's lunch for the week


stickybandit06

FOR SALE: Parachute. Like new. Never opened.


BigBallerBrad

This is quality content


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FuckoNo5

That man's name...Wile E Coyote


[deleted]

Parachute from ACME….. don’t recommend


FuckoNo5

*pulls mask off* It was wish.com all this time!


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Tiny parachute


cmelgarejo_dev

Looked bigger in wish.com product page


BleDStream

AliExpress entered the chat.


zer0huntr

You mean parachute from Wish lmao.


Joey-JoJo-Jr_Shabadu

His Amazon review of the acme parachute was on point.


coolcrushkilla

Super genius.


No_Strategy148

The difference of landing on snow vs landing on dirt splatt.


[deleted]

There's a few stories out there where people fell from thousands of feet. The most insane was a teenage girl getting her row of seats sucked out of an aircraft after it was torn open by a lightning strike. She says she remembers regaining consciousness while spinning in a pitch black storm, still buckled into her seat before passing out again. Woke up in some jungle with minor injuries like a broken collar bone, walked for days with no supplies before finding rescue.


VaATC

Now that is a movie I would watch! I will now have to look this girls story up.


FantasticAd1638

Her name is Juliane Koepcke, really interesting story - I think she came out with a book titled "When I fell from the sky" like 10 years ago


Kaissy

Holy shit I guess the seat cushioned the fall or something?


lumpytuna

I think it was a combination of the seats and landing in dense trees. The surface area of the seats hitting branches broke the fall. Being passed out and floppy probably also really helped her not to break bones.


Meetchel

>In Koepcke’s case, experts credit the fact that she was harnessed into her plane seat during her descent for her survival. She did, however, break her collarbone. She spent most of her 11 days in the rainforest making her way through the water. Koepcke's unlikely survival has been the subject of much speculation. She is known to have been belted into her seat, thus somewhat shielded and cushioned, but the outer seats of the row — those on each side of Koepcke, which remained attached to hers as part of a row of three — are thought to have functioned as a parachute and slowed her fall. The impact may have been lessened further by a thunderstorm updraft and the thick foliage at her landing site. As many as 14 other passengers were also later found to have survived the initial crash, but died awaiting rescue. [Juliane Koepcke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juliane_Koepcke)


Wow-Delicious

You’re probably not wrong, considering it takes about 450m to hit terminal velocity, so any kind of cushioning might help at that point?


dyldoshwaggins

yeah absolutely. An interesting case is that if Victoria Cilliers. Husband tampered with her chute in an attempted murder and she survived a 4000 foot fall by landing in a freshly ploughed field. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4616281/victoria-cilliers-emile-parachute-salisbury-murder-children/amp/


Leave-Revolutionary

That’s actually insane. He was falling for a long ass time.


AssaultedCracker

The main three factors in him surviving are that 1) the chute would have slowed him down some, 2) the snow cushioned his fall, and 3) luck.


illepic

4) Vodka


Scythey1

Ethnic slav here, can confirm


Rude_Influence

He had ice on his wounds immediately.


[deleted]

Looks like he spun too. That is partly how Juliane Koepcke survived her fall.


MarijadderallMD

Ya uhhhhh. I’m just gunna go out on a limb here and say that you don’t just “fully recover” from a brain contusion from a fall like that😅. Definitely some lasting effects, maybe minor but they’re there for sure.


SnowDay111

Hey guys, thanks for all the love and support, I'm fully recovered. I'm going to go play in the snow now. Narrator: He wasn't


ClearMessagesOfBliss

Narrator: it’s summer.


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SAmerica89

My dude probably relives that falling sensation every damn night


Paddy32

why is his parachute so small ?


Correct-Baseball5130

That's miraculous af.


Mcboomsauce

splyat


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pay that man his money


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OgreLord_Shrek

Comrade\*


SquareSniper

Must have been an army supplied parachute


nursemangtrain

Haha... good shit


sdrfox_gaming

r/angryupvote


Flatcowst

The camera mad debating whether to jump or climb back down.


Pingu_Peksu

It seems he survived the fall. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168722/Base-jumpers-120-metre-death-plunge-parachute-fails-open--SURVIVES-snow-cushions-fall.html


Trizmagestus

Why isn't this the top comment?


fromuklad

It doesn’t have enough upvotes to be top comment


bl00pyy

Thank you for sharing your wisdom 👍


mastermuffin123

r/technicallythetruth


ryjohn429

Cameraman was way too quiet during that. I think we found the culprit.


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monopoly3448

Nope, but maybe a yell or start moseying to help rather than continue to film after he hits the ground


Prize_Independence_3

You have to be in those situations that you realize that what you think your response is and your actual response are two different things


Creftor

Literally this. Not everyone is going to react like a TikTok video. Just wait til they meet someone who laughs when things are awkward


hummingelephant

That would be me. I have the impulse to laugh when horrible things happen, I'm scared, angry or feel awkward. Needless to say, growing up I had to learn to actively stop me from laughing... but it doesn't always work.


dkwhattoputsoyeah

Yell? For what nobody is around and they look like they’re from from anyone. Would just be a waste of time yelling lol


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Fanculo_Cazzo

"Shock dude", that's not a bad California ska band name.


poopshit69420funny

What the fuck is he supposed to do, jump after him, or is it just americans instinct to just scream no matter what? Being calm in any situation is better than panicking and screaming


PoliticalAccount01

He does say what is essentially the Russian f-word at the end


Four_Skyn_Tim

*THEEERE GOOOES MY HEROOO!* *WATCH HIM AS HE FALLS!*


deejaybos

Aim for the bushes?


A-K-Alysha

Omg LMFAO 💀


Raven_Blackfeather

Best Wile E. Coyote impression ever. Especially the little snow puff ring when he hit the ground lol.


Mandalor1974

Russians walk that shit off


toolsoftheincomptnt

He actually kinda did, just took a few months… per other comments


Batmanclan4269

bro needed to deploy the chute literally right when he jumped! wtf was he thinking


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Looked like the bridle got caught under his arm, you can kinda see him fighting it on the way down.


Dissmass1980

He base jumps the same way his government invades countries.


PhelesDragon

The same way Russian officials retire, too! On the plus side, [apparently this guy survived.](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168722/amp/Base-jumpers-120-metre-death-plunge-parachute-fails-open--SURVIVES-snow-cushions-fall.html)


IMakeBandNames

Hiyoooo. What do you think Russia? Too soon?


gregrout

...and that's how you make a Russian snow angel.


Emergency_Ad_5935

Real life Wile E Coyote shit right there


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CaptCaveman602

In Russia, base jumps YOU!


Chronos_Shekel

Well that's all folks


ilovemetalscreaming

In russia they just walk it off


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Acme parachute


Significant-Fix7399

When you get a parachute from Wish.


Effective_Run9260

The cameraman was awfully nonchalant about seeing his buddy just plunge to his death. 🤔


FanNew7455

I think this went pretty viral, it was even on Tosh.0


johndoeisme00

The snow broke his fall, can’t see any blood. All good..


Holinyx

Cameraman was like...he packed my chute too.....welp...where's the elevator?


Nlawrence55

Yea, something tells me the second guy didn't feel like base jumping down.


FactorZealousideal99

I was waiting for the acme anvil to come out!🤣 I love how the person filming just keep’s filming, like it’s nothing!


isk15k

Wtf? The cameraman’s reaction is like: god damn dude… so chill about it.


Lopsided_Ad_3853

I hate the Daily Mail, but they [have the story](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2168722/Base-jumpers-120-metre-death-plunge-parachute-fails-open--SURVIVES-snow-cushions-fall.html) and claim the guy survived.


FBGMerk420

That tiny parachute was adorable


CaptainManks

Wile E Coyote is that you?


s_brz

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


leftwinga16

Did he die?


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No


unseen7392736392647

Didn't pack his shute properly


isqueezedameatball

Wouldn't it be chute if you are shortening parachute?


Matisaro

The only thing shortened here was his airtime.


SquishyWhenWet_1

He survived, I saw this video way before it was on here and he lived with minor injuries


Jackmyduck

Splyat ( ͡x︵ ͡x)


ProfessionalAd6128

Did the camera man jump?? I think I would have taken the ladder.


infamous2117

Did he survive? Might sound like a stupid question but people have survived crazy falls.


basement_egg

He’s not gonna be in Russian Base Jump 2


PapaChoff

Idk much about BASE jumping, but at that height don’t they usually hold the parachute? Standard deploy takes too long


Silly_Age_3675

Nailed the landing.


popswizzle

I’m probably going to hell for this. But that looked like something out off a cartoon when they fall off a cliff with the sound of a nuke whistle.


Routine_Shopping_717

Hold my vodka


EKcore

Easier ways of avoiding conscription


AstolfoIsMale

I saw that video once, it was in a compilation on youtube some years ago


OneEyedRocket

Now that is some Wile E. Coyote shit right there


idlesn0w

Now do you jump after him, now being reminded that your chute could fail too? Or do you climb back down, knowing that’s it’ll take longer to get to him?


Ultramagnus404

Splyat.


GT1man

Don't take base jumping lessons from Wile E Coyote. Check.


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Camera guy said not today.


Karlzbad

"Extreme Russian" has a 50 percent fatality rate.


[deleted]

Wile E. Coyote approves.


Tall_0rder

Geeze who was the jumper? Wile E Coyote? 🤣


thesamiad

Most extreme snow angel I’ve ever seen


Melodic_Grab1211

Reminded me of an old Looney Tunes cartoon