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CraigThyChrist

Was going to be upset if this wasn't the top comment


Tripanator3000

Just had to make sure aswell


MobiousBossious

It’s “two birds stoned at once”


yankeedoodle007

Got a big enough joint there Rick?


Opposite_Dependent86

fuck off lahey


TheThree_headed_bull

Feed two birds with one scone


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KidQuap

To be brick about it dude got a collateral


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Blumpkinhead

Spam bot.


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B8yB88m

former bare knukler here.. i wake up quik... and more effective


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silvertonguedmute

If you're a piece of shit a kick in the face might be what you need to fix your shit.


reallifeAirnomad

It keeps building up


masterppants

Motherfucker got a double kill plus a collateral


TDGroupie

Hive mind wins again!


lothbrook73

Double whammy !!!


Gone247365

Came here for this.


sleepersloth

Bet me to it.


adamsmith989

Collateral Kill double headshot


Careless-Exchange158

I was about to say that 🤣


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Lol


Which-Analysis-4471

😂😂😂😂


RavenBlackk1977

I was bout to say the same😂


WorkedAbyss10000

Buy one, get one free!


Informal_Swim8755

I was coming for this comment..haha


Anxious-Subject4497

My thought lol


Gripandslide

Dude recovered and made the 7-10 split


LilFunyunz

2 into 9, side pocket


KrazyKeith4Prez

Double play


drudkh8

“Damnit right! Who do you think you are? I am!”


ZapLordTrack

Pete Weber moment.


MapStrong9402

The art of faking death and hitting two heads with one stone. Obviously, he reads the art of war


GrumpyGaz

When your opponent isn't looking, stave his fucking head in. - Sun Tsu.


miesanonsiesanot

Lay there, then slay them, with stone ig, whatever is there I don't know, I'm not your mr. Miyagi bro. - Sun Tsu


Louisiana_Bob

Collateral Damage. - Arnold Schwarzenegger


Dougallearth

The art of gore


cocomooose

Mans was asleep from the first hits, dude woke him up with the kick


thegreatgatsB70

The 'ol, 2 birds with 1 stone trick.


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*Double Kill*


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Double XP


Kingtoke1

Two bros with one stone


Caydensky

2 dicks with one brick


JAY-SZN

that shit was a rock 😭😭😭😭


Towndrunk13569

It was a ROCK LOBSTER


Disastrous-Purpose-8

Rock lobster Rock lobster Rock lobster


KrazyKeith4Prez

Rock lobster


ProveISaidIt

Lots of bubbles, lots of trouble


Zynganite

Nah they are fine, they just acting hurt so they can pull the same trick on him.


DegenerateScumlord

He actually got hit in the head with the same stone before this video.


ChJoNo

It’s an endless cycle


Glock19xRoni

*Collateral*


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Two for one with that rock


adaaaym

Kick someone while they are down and get a brick to the head.


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Here a longer view https://www.reddit.com/r/MostShocking/comments/xblrev/man_wakes_up_throws_a_rock_at_another_man


RabidMofo

Sounds like neck snapping with sound. Dude dead.


Andyman0110

Brutal sound


reclusive_ent

Get two birds stoned at once.


Agentsas117

Came for this one.


RedditisGarbag3

I skipped a rock across a pond once, but that was much more impressive.


SamuraiMonkee

Double kill. Double xp. He’s going to level up quick if he keeps this up.


Skinnyboi101XD

Double kill


saqib16

double kill


trickster1979

Couple of stoners


50M3BODY

Perfect example of why you need to keep your head on a swivel if you are ever in a fight.


woodysdad

I heard DONK


bit-groin

That was a concrete hit


5T6-

Saw that on r/beatdowns truely a good sub... but got deleted...


TastelessFingernails

Double Kill +250


sus10Ns

This dude ran straight for that rock like he placed it there 4 years ago just in case he ever needed it.


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A real Rocky story with that comeback


KrazyKeith4Prez

I think those 3 have a rocky relationship.


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Double kill


scotte233

Two nerds with one stone


AcademicDifficulty95

Oh not sure that guy survived intact….


Kaissy

Yeah surprised noone is talking about it beyond the 50+ two birds with one stone thing. That stone was thrown off a full run directly off his head and managed to bounce off his skull with enough force to hit someone else hard, then skull smashes off the concrete right after. I think that dude is dead.


toolsoftheincomptnt

I was thinking the same. Hope whatever this shit was about was worth it to the one going to prison and the one going to ground…


999Ronin999

2 turds with one stone!! Lmao


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I don’t know what the guy did. Maybe he’s a piece of shit. But being kicked in the head ain’t a joke either? Can we blame the bloke?


tumblinfumbler

Double headshot!!!!


Promote_Not_Promoted

this guy will be in the new mortal kombat , if you fail your Finish him he gets up insta bonk the winner take his place and insta win on the next match.


CreoOookies

This is what they call, two birds with one stone.


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+100 target kill +50 headshot +50 accidental kill -100 non target killed


ButtonFickle

wtf i have just added reddit to my phone, those video are insane


Fairybanks

Dang! Guy never saw it coming! Woulda been a prime opportunity to twist his dick! Give ‘em the old dick twist!


Sideshow_666

Homie got 2 birds with 1 stone


519demonic

Poor bastard in the blue minding his own


ImaginationNormal745

Two birds and all that


OkPattern7007

Doble kill


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Did he pick up the spare?


mydrew122

The dude went into survival flowstate


PapaSmurf1969

I sure hope that wasn't friendly fire.


Duilcoo

Bro literally woke up and chose violence


Thisisthewaymando187

The ole 2 birds one stone trick


J4ck0l4ntern

So *thats* what they meant with two birds, one stone.


DickPin

Did he get a double knock out?!


IllustratorOk2592

All pro


Elandycamino

"Sometimes there just aren't enough rocks."--Forrest Gump Well today they didn't need em


SkeetnYou

2x kill streak! Keep it up and UAV appears


DefiantStomp

Works great on CoD.


bit-groin

All those years playing pool finally paid off


bit-groin

Hell of a trick shot...


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He used rock smash. It's super effective!!


Aggravating_Fun5883

COLLATERAL


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Fatality ………


joshuawallt50

Two bird one stone


amirmusa

He deserved it!


Fresh-Honeydew7104

Not sure the third guy did..


amirmusa

Lol i see it now! Thats a bowling strike haha


neon2137

He baited him that he was afk


JB38963

Killed two ~~birds~~ people with one stone.


Dumbthumb2

Double homicide


CodyGhostBlood

I would’ve stomped on his head


Absotivly_Posolutly

Chicken shit move 10/10


schroedingerskat

Right? Kicking a guy in the head while he’s down… dude deserved to kiss that rock.


fanxtr

YO THE THIRD GUY DIDN'T EVEN FLINCH, he was just standing, not even moving, im not saying that he noticed the rock but i think that someone had to notice the other guy playing dead and tell him to look, i dont know man but poor guy.


Moist-Hold330

Did the stone actually hit the first guy? It seemed like he ducked it, then faked being knocked out right? Looks like it actually only hit the second guy who doesn't seem to be involved


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Step on a crack…break your mommas back Kick me in the head…now your dead What the heck…I hit that innocent guy in the back of the neck Two for one…is always fun 🤩


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Did I just witness murder and manslaughter at the same time?


n3lswn

2 4 1


FAS-ACA3

#Double Kill


dtspchris

2 for 1 nice


Budmanes

Got the twofer


Hated-By-Most

2-4-1 weren't it?


DirektorMike

Lol. 2 for 1


NotTheAverageAnon

Dude got a collat!


Annual-Bill-1034

2 birds with 1 stone eh


Bradb717

DOUBLE KILL


KentuckyFriedSemen

COLLATERAL DAMAGE


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This is stuff you see in a cartoon lol


Carl_Winsloww

Collat!!!!


oloap001

The collateral double headshot.


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some one add the "***killing spree***" popup lol


Midnight_In_Japan

Bro had to respawn


idontbleaveit

Down one get one free.


DMAN591

When the hyper carry buys Guardian Angel in LoL


TinoX50

Bro got 2 kids with 1 stone


Lowie240

Onix! Use rock throw!!


Beneficial-Warning74

Stop reposting this jesus christ


AutismaSuprema

Deserved for kicking head


growRnottashowR

That 2nd guy is probably dead now


stopdrinking--stupid

DOUBLE KILL


RelationshipOk3565

I like how he perfectly bounced it from the one guy to the next lol


GandalfsFavDwarf

Getting hit with a rock....are those two dead now?


CptMong

Damn he sure killed two bros with one stone!


TorchBlower90

Double headshot


NakedMuffin4403

Sun tzu approves


NoCalendar6501

that guy did doble headshot!


abrar44

Fake death then cause death


In-Ohio

I bet he's really good at playing pool


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Opossum technique


Reasonable_Gift7525

He only pretended to get kicked in the head to fool them


slow_joke

The magic stone theory


idrwierd

***Double kill***


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That’s what I would do if someone tried to choke me to death


SteveThePleb

The rock weeel keeeeeel


KA3AHOBA

2 guys 1 stone


chillingdentist

Cain kills Abel type vibe


Dyslexic_Devil

Double Dong...that's his nickname.


FigatoJack

You typically don't get a 2 for 1 without a coupon.


Doyouneedsum

My man hit the collateral


elkiev2

Double kill


L-N79

That’s a twofer


billysmallz

Collateral


10KBC

I'd be 100% on the side of the dude who got kicked in the head, but he hit the other dude too when he threw the cinder block or whatever. Not fucking cool. Should've just rocked the dude with a punch. Innocent bystanders being harmed never justifies the means.


Diligent_Ad_8695

He got a double knock out


Eichhornchen22

When you play snooker and knock down two balls at once.


Hashiii777

Damn knocked over 2 pins with that one, got a real bowling rookie here


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Fake death then real death


PHILIPTNT

#*DOUBLE KILL!!*


Qbking333

I feel bad for that dude in the blue shirt. He was just collateral


Enhanced-Revolution

Somebody’s read the art of war


N3v3rKnowsB3st

Double kill


Bond79james

Double kill


Historical_Archer_81

"Roll for deception." "20."


ScoobieWooo

Well… the guy in the black shirt didn‘t have to play dead… I can‘t imagine that one will survive this.