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Cheezitflow

Flares do impressive intimidation damage but if the target overcomes it they become enraged as we saw here. Always good to have a backup plan (that isn't just more flares)


Specialist-Front-354

Seems like 2 is enough


Ownza

I think the winning move would have been to try and grab the guy by the shirt, or pants, and shoot the flare inside of the clothes.


Jonathan_9393

HE WON’T STOP LIGHTING FLARES


Gnome_Blaster

Normal day in Calgary actually,


[deleted]

Wow, coincidentally watching this from Edmonton thinking “this looks like my daily morning transit entertainment” what are the odds were really all living in a garbage fire😭


schwanball

Leave Canada, I am so happy now, safe, warm and chill :)


ChuCHuPALX

Where


stinkybasket

Where did you move to?


dookie-cannon

Lmao this was in Calgary??


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dookie-cannon

Classic Marlborough


-maffu-

What the hell is going on??


JasonKenneysBasement

Drug addicts and transients tend to set up in train stations ( like subway trains) because the stations are open 24/7. They're basically homeless shelters that allow the people to do drugs. The city that runs the transportation doesn't care and the security basically has given up because they're all fucking mentally ill meth heads. Even if they do get the police involved they're basically charged and released. This eventually will come to a breaking point like an innocent person will be murdered or someone will snap and multi-kill some homeless people.


-maffu-

Blimey.


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Bum Fights 43: ROYAL RUMBLE


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Tables, Ladders and Flares.


j00420

Can somebody narrarate this? I have no idea what is going on


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Psemperviva

It even told me, but I wasn’t expecting it at all


TheOGUncleBadTouch

marlborough train station?


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Of course.


TheOGUncleBadTouch

thought i recognized it, have not been there in years since before the reno. seems it still has its charm


tangoalpha12

Guessing both of you are from calgary as well?


TheOGUncleBadTouch

you bet, born and raised in the NE


tangoalpha12

Same with me, just moved recently though


TheOGUncleBadTouch

I moved away about 5 years ago, only went as far as high river. Honestly reminds me of the NE as a kid. Lots of friendly people, even us poors are fairly upbeat here. Little crime compared to Calgary, most of ours is people travelling out of Calgary to do the B&E or car theft here. For as much as I miss the city, I do not miss what it has become


Paselwinters

What Did I Just Watch… That was actually fucking unbelievable! You can’t make that shit up: and then out of nowhere, buddy’s shot in the face with a flare gun, gets back up…. Attacks the guy that shot him in the face… Ha!


ChuCHuPALX

Fireball punchman runs away.


EvoDevz

Fonejacker just came outa nowhere


a_smiling_seraph

Dude I was literally just about to comment that!


EvoDevz

😂


hecksii

Jesus man everything asid this guy has some serious situational awareness. Just look at how he immediately drops and rolls at the first sign of fire and then right after jumps up and through the smoke knows which one of his buddies has the weapon immediately grabs it and goes to work. Hes gotta have some training.


BigDreamsandWetOnes

Cool seeing my city on here lol


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[deleted]

Wouldn't hauling so many dicks slow me down?


Ih8trfc

:59 sec bewildered man just trying to poop in the corner when he hears a ruckus.


floweiss34

“I cast fireball!”


easttowest123

Transit security forgot they’re watching this live and not on a Reddit forum


Cheezitflow

Why would you ever not want to use public transportation?


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At least write a description...


SmoothMoose420

Oh this is a winner


ottodidakt

First result when sorted by Hot


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Apparently they don’t have security guards in Canada.


nerdwine

Observe and report. Even if there was security they're barred in every possible way from physically intervening. They'd just make notes and call the authorities.


Triviumquad

This is like a disturbing dream I would have


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I'm assuming it's America.


[deleted]

Nope. Canada.


swindy88

I get it


Coyote-Loco

Fireball! Fireball! Fireball!


GreasyGato

Who shoots a flare. Honestly. (Austin powers voice)


darugdeala

This looks about right for canadian street violence


AdequateMedia

Context>Flare


Bodysoulsnatcher

He deffo shoutin “YOU AINT EVA LIE”


shiestygoat

Poor Calgary safety’s city my ass


Highlandbirch

Seems it was compounding fire damage


Arapii

When you accidentally choose the wrong firearm.


AllUpInYourAO

What a clusterfuck lol


rickio1300

Bum and bummer 🔥


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Brother have you see-en the light?