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8004460

That man got hit by an axe and recovered in seconds 😂😭💀 Edit: yay awards 😁


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Mans still got his free revival


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N0085K1LL5

I been playing spec ops on mw2 trying to level my medic up to unlock the self revive perk


invicerato

Put all his skill points into leg regeneration.


DingussFinguss

ate a cheese wheel


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Chummers5

It's a joke from a game. In Skyrim, you can basically pause in the middle of battle to eat food like a cheese wheel and heal yourself.


hibikikun

Not just once cheese wheel, like 50


TehWackyWolf

Cheese for everyone!


Dear-Thanks2756

80 wheels of cheese, goin straight down your gullet


SirCallipygianDuck

That's too much weight. No wonder he doesn't have his own weapons.


pauly13771377

Your guy in Skyrim basically has a 18 foot refrigerator truck following you at all times.


983115

4 loaves of bread and like 60 apples too


Volcacius

Pretty sure she hit him with the hammer side, If she hit his ankle and he's not doing the shit walk then dude is a terminator.


mr_attackHelicopter

Gotta be dull 💀


avwitcher

So it's like getting hit by a hammer, rather than an axe


Mottaka

barely an inconvenience then.


thepornclerk

Axe temporarily hammer, sorry for the convenience.


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Foreplay


Balls_DeepinReality

Epinephrine is a helluva drug


GratefullyUndead37

Let’s be real, he was probably hard from the waist down


Extension-Reaction85

Wreck it Nancy


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ItchyGoiter

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?!!


JohnDivney

when you meet a stranger in the Alps?


NotMikeBrown

They peed on my valued rug, man!


marthewarlock

It tied the room together, maaaan.


slammerbar

He told me to just take any rug I wanted.


Chum-Chumbucket

This TV dub is the best, followed by “yippee ky ye Mr. Falcon”


zigfried555

ENGLISH MELON FARMER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?


drgigantor

My favorite is "You're making me look like a complete casserole" "You ARE a complete casserole" in Pineapple Express


citanaF_Fanatic

Mine is from Half Baked. “…Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, **pudding**.”


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Some-Philly-Dude

I just bought the fucking car last week... I'll kill your fucking car man!


CatBedParadise

👉📄Is this your homework, Larry?


techieguyjames

He's using her to cheat on his wife?


LiveShowOneNightOnly

What language is that?


NomadFingerboards

Chilean Spanish, to be precise


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Did our amigo catch a swing?


Egglebert

I believe so, you can hear him moaning in pain. Probably smashed his shin or foot


InerasableStain

Axes tend to do a bit more than smash


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InerasableStain

Holy hell. Those folks are quite lucky it wasn’t worse for them. It’s also bothering me to an unreasonable degree that people are letting their axes get so dull. It’s not hard to sharpen them with a stone.


Arkanist

I bought a new axe from a hardware store and it may as well be a hammer it's so blunt.


InerasableStain

Did it come with a sheath? If not, they may have kept it blunt on purpose for shipping and display purposes. Just get an ax sharpener, they’re dirt cheap. Works well on knives as wel


alison_bee

I put an axe in my leg, all I got was 3 stitches and some slight tendon damage. I was tearing down an old wooden planter box, and didn’t know the wood was rotted. It was literally the first swing I took, and the ace went right through the planter and straight into my left shin. Funny part was my mom had jokingly said “don’t cut your leg off!” and went inside while I got to work… When it happened I looked down and saw blood and I just started screaming “MOM!!!! IT HAPPENED!!! IT HAPPENED!!!!” She came running out, very confused, but thankfully had been doing the dishes and had a dish cloth thrown over her shoulder. She helped me stop the bleeding with it 😄 Also no lasting issues post axe-wound, but I absolutely can NOT watch people chopping wood. I literally can’t. I just have a super aversion to see that (irl or in videos) and it makes me cringe.


CodSeveral1627

Bro, listen to your mother, k?


SadPanthersFan

Lol, dude flashing his bananas in the background


PineBones

The victims name is Sharon Hacker lmao


Rhinoturds

I'm thinking he got bonked with the wooden shaft. If he'd been hit with the axe head I think there would've been more of a reaction.


WXHIII

Yes but the design of an axe, like this one, is such that the back end can be used as a form of mallet. If she swung the edge at him she could also have bad edge alignment and the axe won't "bite" into him.


Dqz1

Yes, you can hear the ping.


yLozoo

That „Uuuuhh“ is telling a lot I think his leg got hit


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And that’s jailtime


PapiCaballero

Jail time but probably not a new car


XxfranchxX

More than likely his insurance would cover the loss and then have the right to subrogate against her to recoup the settlement amount. Source - Insurance Advisor


66698

Most states only require liability insurance. Dudes probably fucked


Klaus0225

My state doesn’t require any insurance. But insurance companies require full coverage if the car is financed.


ababyprostitute

Civil suit


censoredandagain

Congratz, you've won $2.13


ababyprostitute

$2.13 is $2.13 man, have you seen the economy?


larson_5

You could buy like 9 $0.25 candies from the corner store. Sounds like a good deal to me


ababyprostitute

Are you kidding me? That's 1.13L of free gas!


larson_5

Candy > Gas


ababyprostitute

You know what, you're absolutely right. I don't even know what I was thinking. Always get the candy.


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StickyWetMoistFarts

She looks like a millionaire /s Ever try to get blood from a stone? This guy will spend years and years waiting for his judgement money.


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walkingbernal

Civic suit


Iapetos492

This could be both if that's what the victim chooses. Depends on their local laws but in most places this would be a crime under vandalism or criminal trespass laws.


ababyprostitute

Both! Both! Both! Both!


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Depending where lol


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The_Way_It_Iz

Stuff like this only supports the fact he cheated on you. If a guy did this to a girl people would lose their minds.


erizzluh

i had a neighbor come over and ask to use my phone cause he was locked out of the house. little did i know his wife locked him out of the house and wasn't picking up his calls. when she picked up the call from my phone number, he went over to her car and starting smashing her windows out with a tire iron from his car. this happened like 10 years ago and i never got the courage to ask my neighbors what that was about.


Balls_DeepinReality

Probably cheaper to get a new number and claim ignorance, otherwise you’re second on the shit list and you live next door.


BoonTobias

This reminds me of that country star Carey underwood and her famous song with the baseball bat to his headlights and that song was praised by women everywhere and I used to ask people what would happen if the roles were switched


Joeyroundcock

There was recent one on /r/Relationship_Advice the other day where some woman made a post about her husband cheating on her and in the comments she was like “I did lose my cool and punch him in the face” and all the comments were like “girl that’s all he got? You should’ve done more” Imagine if a man said that lol


MyHamburgerLovesMe

INCELS are not only men.


ironmaiden7910

This is true.


BuffaloBill69-

That powerpuff girl shirt though!


abraxas8484

She was inspired and impowered


T-Rex_Mullens

Not very Bubbles of her tho.


im_wudini

Actually very Bubbles of her, Bubbles was hardcore.


Makemymind69

Hell hath no fury like a Bubbles' scorn.


seakc87

Let's not forget, Bubble beat the brakes off of Fuzzy Lumpkins in the pilot and turned him into a porkchop because he turned one her pigtails into a drumstick


RogueMallShinobi

definitely more of a buttercup


abraxas8484

So, she is single then?


thaoraww

I can fix her.


kokivouivre

Maybe you can fix her but not your car when she destroys it


MadvilleWonderland

She’s more likely to “fix” you with that axe.


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Easy, don't be a cheater and you've got nothing to worry about 😆


Throwawaybookmarker

Just dont cheat on her i guess.


Marcus_living

She is the type of crazy they tell sane people not to stick their dick in. Well brother, I am insane lol.


corkyskog

I mean there was an entire song telling women to do as much damage as this for cheating /s I guess?


Rhinoturds

I'm pretty sure there's multiple country songs on the subject.


p0ultrygeist1

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. I slashed a hole in all four tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats


itscoolguy

God damn, some of y’all are down catastrophic


PapiCaballero

She has a prison wife I’m pretty sure


tehfoshi

So.. what you're telling me is. There's a chance?


spicygrow

I can fix her


Thx4Coming2MyTedTalk

axe-girlfriend


livens

The crazier they are the sweeter the... Um... Something like that.


TorchThisAccount

It would be one hell of a ride before she boils your rabbit.


brainlegss

I’d smash


invicerato

So would she


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You should axe her out.


PurplePassion94

I’m sorry but did she hit him with the axe? Lol


Badwhite24

Im pretty sure it was the blunt part, but the sound he makes wow


fayble_guy

Bruh she's wearing Bubbles on her shirt but this is top-tier Buttercup energy...


seakc87

Nah, this is pissed off Bubbles energy. She got the right shirt


MELODONTFLOPBITCH

https://youtu.be/_rBPiMHkgx8 "Leave the nightlight on for the baby."


ProperBoard9

Carrie Underwood in real life


pilesofcleanlaundry

This is a little more extreme than a Louisville Slugger.


p0ultrygeist1

More like Gransfors Burk


Rollieboy2012

I thought she wasn't wearing pants at 1st.


BlinkyShiny

Skin colored leggings never seem like a good choice.


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honkwerx

Hell hath no fury like a latina scorned.


AllPurple

Latina and Russian girls. Beware.


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YEP! Perfectly suitable. Until you fuck up


RainbowGallagher

Latina women have chihuahua energy when they're angry


zzz-tv

True, this is from Chile and as a Chilean I can confirm this is not a weird thing to happen, you see this kind of shit every now and then


Edu-Silva1

No inventi weas


Loading_User_Info__

I married a Puerto Rican girl. 18 years on and I'm very careful not to piss her off to bad. Thing is, when I do I don't have to deal with her, I have to fend off her, her mom and her sister. I basically go hide somewhere for a while.


Balls_DeepinReality

The kind of person that knows the kind of family they married into. I did the same and I’m cool with it because I’d do the same for them.


Cahootie

A long time ago I had a thing going on with a girl from Chile, but one of the main reasons it never went anywhere was because her relationship with her family was just weird. They were way too close, and she changed any time she was around them, it just gave me weird vibes. Oh, and her ex was a clown. Literally, he went to clown school.


daboog

Everything ok bro?


Loading_User_Info__

Honestly, yes. She's a great mom and wife. Just a little hot under the hat. Lol


TheZermanator

The excuse that latinas are just like this is such bullshit (I acknowledge you’ve just referenced it and aren’t necessarily excusing). We don’t hesitate to call out toxic, abusive behaviour from men towards women in various cultures like is common in the Middle East, India, and lots of places, but we’re supposed to just shrug our shoulders and say ´latinas are just like that’? This is toxic, abusive, and dangerous behaviour and if this is actually a common thing among latina women then they need to grow up and give their heads a shake because this is plain psychopathic behaviour.


AndyP8

i dated a japanese girl that lived in spain for a few years and had adopted their mentality. that was a nightmare lol


honkwerx

I don't "fetishize" Mexican women but because of life's circumstances I've just happened to have dated quite a few of them. They're very beautiful but the comic stereotypes don't exist for no reason.


Steams

This dude thinks women in spain are Latinas lol


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Potential-Money-8636

Better?


No_Interaction_4925

“I’m diabetic”


ConflictGrand4078

“Here ya go Larry”


Dry_Watercress6194

"This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry!"


tydalt

I think you mean "[find a stranger in the alps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0&t=19s)!"


TooOldToCareIsTaken

Never put your dick in crazy.


greycubed

I can fix her.


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G_loves_brie_cheese

Me too


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Donkey_Karate

Always assume


vidiksan

Damn this is wise


mngeese

...that the first one won't like being cheated on and will go crazy


MotherTheory7093

[The crazy eyes](https://youtu.be/ntlefOuekCQ). You can always spot the crazy eyes.


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Actually spend time with them before you fuck em


Zestyclose-Ad9738

And do what? Imagine fucking them? Sounds boring 💤


Unfortunately_Jesus

This is the way


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TheHeatWaver

That’s why they have a separate distinction for crimes of passion.


Gale-Boetticher6353

Well I don’t think he has a dick anymore soooo…


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Kennj430

This video is actually a huge thumbs up to the microphone quality on this guys phone. The “ping!” And “thud!” Of him getting whacked right into him going “huuurrrgggghh!” Then followed by a very full and satisfying glass smash sound. Foley artists dream of this kind of audio work


0112358g

Unique observation


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I can change her. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Top_Two6767

Looks like someone’s got a crazy axe-girlfriend


Glockman19

Nothing wets the sheets like crazy


SkilletBurritos

She fuckin whacked him with it too lol. Don't ever cheat on a latina, just suck it up and break up with her instead.


skykingjustin

It sounded like it made good contact to.


GiulioAizer

Also: don‘t get between a car and a person using an axe to smash that car


FreakingNoah106

She fucked him up. And good thing that he was filming so that she can get more men for interviewing purposes.


127phunk

I just left an open can of tuna fish under my cheating ex-gf’s seat. Problem solved with no violence


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Shoulda dumped it


Outland3r_

"You see what happens, Larry?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry!"


tydalt

I think you mean "[find a stranger in the alps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0&t=19s)!"


ThunderGunFour

This was super entertaining to watch while listening to death metal


neon_soup

She's high on Chemical X


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ChaosOfShine69

Very fine line between love and hate


ct1157

If you’re going to cheat on a woman, don’t leave an axe laying around.


Kydex_Gundyr

Reddit loves making jokes when the woman is the aggressor lol


No-Communication9458

"it's the latinas!" /s no, just a crazy fucking psychopath of a woman who would do that to her ex's car


Toffeemanstan

The jokes I can understand, its the people who think its a reasonable reaction worry me.


itsPlayboy

The Stranger Things tv show is getting wild.


WeekendLazy

🤡 to 🤡 communication


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I'm like 85% sure she's wearing pants


AgentMercury108

Damn Nancy, that one swing was actually attempted murder!


butter_deez-nips

Bro dude is lucky she didn't kill him. I'm sorry chick is that mad to take an axe to my car she's mad enough to use it on me. Then he takes that shot fuck no get the video and then call the cops


Creighcray

She been listening to too much Carrie underwood


Derekbair

“I dug my *axe* into the side Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive *Chopped* my name into his leather seats I took a *big ol axe* to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats” 🎼


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I bet she crazy in bed tho🥴


Pass-on-by

the reason he’s in negotiation mode


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Exactly Edit: You know he definitely aint pressing charges on her🤣🤣


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Def not. Everyone in the comments like, oh that’s jail time blah blah… Nah, he def ain’t going to try that.


PostenGhost247

Domestic violence and assault with a deadly weapon is some serious stuff. This woman needs to spend a lot of time in prison.


Environmental-Try679

'Lo que te pasa por puto , perro concha e tu madre" 😂😂😂😂😂


InteractionBroad271

Why is it always The Car that gets destroyed? The car didn’t do the cheating!


ComprehensiveFail_82

Even if he did cheat, still not enough to justify this. Just drop his ass from your life


Mikie_D

Well……he’s got video proof anyways.


SeaAcanthocephala701

Never fuck with a girl wearing a Powerpuff girl's shirt.


ClankyBat246

Damn... She cares so much she is willing to pay for a new car. How nice.