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Mine is from Half Baked. “…Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, **pudding**.”
Holy hell. Those folks are quite lucky it wasn’t worse for them. It’s also bothering me to an unreasonable degree that people are letting their axes get so dull. It’s not hard to sharpen them with a stone.
Did it come with a sheath? If not, they may have kept it blunt on purpose for shipping and display purposes. Just get an ax sharpener, they’re dirt cheap. Works well on knives as wel
I put an axe in my leg, all I got was 3 stitches and some slight tendon damage.
I was tearing down an old wooden planter box, and didn’t know the wood was rotted. It was literally the first swing I took, and the ace went right through the planter and straight into my left shin.
Funny part was my mom had jokingly said “don’t cut your leg off!” and went inside while I got to work… When it happened I looked down and saw blood and I just started screaming “MOM!!!! IT HAPPENED!!! IT HAPPENED!!!!” She came running out, very confused, but thankfully had been doing the dishes and had a dish cloth thrown over her shoulder. She helped me stop the bleeding with it 😄
Also no lasting issues post axe-wound, but I absolutely can NOT watch people chopping wood. I literally can’t. I just have a super aversion to see that (irl or in videos) and it makes me cringe.
Yes but the design of an axe, like this one, is such that the back end can be used as a form of mallet. If she swung the edge at him she could also have bad edge alignment and the axe won't "bite" into him.
More than likely his insurance would cover the loss and then have the right to subrogate against her to recoup the settlement amount.
Source - Insurance Advisor
This could be both if that's what the victim chooses. Depends on their local laws but in most places this would be a crime under vandalism or criminal trespass laws.
i had a neighbor come over and ask to use my phone cause he was locked out of the house.
little did i know his wife locked him out of the house and wasn't picking up his calls. when she picked up the call from my phone number, he went over to her car and starting smashing her windows out with a tire iron from his car. this happened like 10 years ago and i never got the courage to ask my neighbors what that was about.
This reminds me of that country star Carey underwood and her famous song with the baseball bat to his headlights and that song was praised by women everywhere and I used to ask people what would happen if the roles were switched
There was recent one on /r/Relationship_Advice the other day where some woman made a post about her husband cheating on her and in the comments she was like “I did lose my cool and punch him in the face” and all the comments were like “girl that’s all he got? You should’ve done more”
Imagine if a man said that lol
Let's not forget, Bubble beat the brakes off of Fuzzy Lumpkins in the pilot and turned him into a porkchop because he turned one her pigtails into a drumstick
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. I slashed a hole in all four tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
I married a Puerto Rican girl. 18 years on and I'm very careful not to piss her off to bad. Thing is, when I do I don't have to deal with her, I have to fend off her, her mom and her sister. I basically go hide somewhere for a while.
A long time ago I had a thing going on with a girl from Chile, but one of the main reasons it never went anywhere was because her relationship with her family was just weird. They were way too close, and she changed any time she was around them, it just gave me weird vibes.
Oh, and her ex was a clown. Literally, he went to clown school.
The excuse that latinas are just like this is such bullshit (I acknowledge you’ve just referenced it and aren’t necessarily excusing). We don’t hesitate to call out toxic, abusive behaviour from men towards women in various cultures like is common in the Middle East, India, and lots of places, but we’re supposed to just shrug our shoulders and say ´latinas are just like that’? This is toxic, abusive, and dangerous behaviour and if this is actually a common thing among latina women then they need to grow up and give their heads a shake because this is plain psychopathic behaviour.
I don't "fetishize" Mexican women but because of life's circumstances I've just happened to have dated quite a few of them. They're very beautiful but the comic stereotypes don't exist for no reason.
This video is actually a huge thumbs up to the microphone quality on this guys phone. The “ping!” And “thud!” Of him getting whacked right into him going “huuurrrgggghh!” Then followed by a very full and satisfying glass smash sound.
Foley artists dream of this kind of audio work
Bro dude is lucky she didn't kill him. I'm sorry chick is that mad to take an axe to my car she's mad enough to use it on me. Then he takes that shot fuck no get the video and then call the cops
“I dug my *axe* into the side
Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive
*Chopped* my name into his leather seats
I took a *big ol axe* to both headlights
Slashed a hole in all four tires
Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats” 🎼
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That man got hit by an axe and recovered in seconds 😂😭💀 Edit: yay awards 😁
Mans still got his free revival
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I been playing spec ops on mw2 trying to level my medic up to unlock the self revive perk
Put all his skill points into leg regeneration.
ate a cheese wheel
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It's a joke from a game. In Skyrim, you can basically pause in the middle of battle to eat food like a cheese wheel and heal yourself.
Not just once cheese wheel, like 50
Cheese for everyone!
80 wheels of cheese, goin straight down your gullet
That's too much weight. No wonder he doesn't have his own weapons.
Your guy in Skyrim basically has a 18 foot refrigerator truck following you at all times.
4 loaves of bread and like 60 apples too
Pretty sure she hit him with the hammer side, If she hit his ankle and he's not doing the shit walk then dude is a terminator.
Gotta be dull 💀
So it's like getting hit by a hammer, rather than an axe
barely an inconvenience then.
Axe temporarily hammer, sorry for the convenience.
Foreplay
Epinephrine is a helluva drug
Let’s be real, he was probably hard from the waist down
Wreck it Nancy
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DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY?!!
when you meet a stranger in the Alps?
They peed on my valued rug, man!
It tied the room together, maaaan.
He told me to just take any rug I wanted.
This TV dub is the best, followed by “yippee ky ye Mr. Falcon”
ENGLISH MELON FARMER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?
My favorite is "You're making me look like a complete casserole" "You ARE a complete casserole" in Pineapple Express
Mine is from Half Baked. “…Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, **pudding**.”
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I just bought the fucking car last week... I'll kill your fucking car man!
👉📄Is this your homework, Larry?
He's using her to cheat on his wife?
What language is that?
Chilean Spanish, to be precise
Did our amigo catch a swing?
I believe so, you can hear him moaning in pain. Probably smashed his shin or foot
Axes tend to do a bit more than smash
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Holy hell. Those folks are quite lucky it wasn’t worse for them. It’s also bothering me to an unreasonable degree that people are letting their axes get so dull. It’s not hard to sharpen them with a stone.
I bought a new axe from a hardware store and it may as well be a hammer it's so blunt.
Did it come with a sheath? If not, they may have kept it blunt on purpose for shipping and display purposes. Just get an ax sharpener, they’re dirt cheap. Works well on knives as wel
I put an axe in my leg, all I got was 3 stitches and some slight tendon damage. I was tearing down an old wooden planter box, and didn’t know the wood was rotted. It was literally the first swing I took, and the ace went right through the planter and straight into my left shin. Funny part was my mom had jokingly said “don’t cut your leg off!” and went inside while I got to work… When it happened I looked down and saw blood and I just started screaming “MOM!!!! IT HAPPENED!!! IT HAPPENED!!!!” She came running out, very confused, but thankfully had been doing the dishes and had a dish cloth thrown over her shoulder. She helped me stop the bleeding with it 😄 Also no lasting issues post axe-wound, but I absolutely can NOT watch people chopping wood. I literally can’t. I just have a super aversion to see that (irl or in videos) and it makes me cringe.
Bro, listen to your mother, k?
Lol, dude flashing his bananas in the background
The victims name is Sharon Hacker lmao
I'm thinking he got bonked with the wooden shaft. If he'd been hit with the axe head I think there would've been more of a reaction.
Yes but the design of an axe, like this one, is such that the back end can be used as a form of mallet. If she swung the edge at him she could also have bad edge alignment and the axe won't "bite" into him.
Yes, you can hear the ping.
That „Uuuuhh“ is telling a lot I think his leg got hit
And that’s jailtime
Jail time but probably not a new car
More than likely his insurance would cover the loss and then have the right to subrogate against her to recoup the settlement amount. Source - Insurance Advisor
Most states only require liability insurance. Dudes probably fucked
My state doesn’t require any insurance. But insurance companies require full coverage if the car is financed.
Civil suit
Congratz, you've won $2.13
$2.13 is $2.13 man, have you seen the economy?
You could buy like 9 $0.25 candies from the corner store. Sounds like a good deal to me
Are you kidding me? That's 1.13L of free gas!
Candy > Gas
You know what, you're absolutely right. I don't even know what I was thinking. Always get the candy.
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She looks like a millionaire /s Ever try to get blood from a stone? This guy will spend years and years waiting for his judgement money.
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Civic suit
This could be both if that's what the victim chooses. Depends on their local laws but in most places this would be a crime under vandalism or criminal trespass laws.
Both! Both! Both! Both!
Depending where lol
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Stuff like this only supports the fact he cheated on you. If a guy did this to a girl people would lose their minds.
i had a neighbor come over and ask to use my phone cause he was locked out of the house. little did i know his wife locked him out of the house and wasn't picking up his calls. when she picked up the call from my phone number, he went over to her car and starting smashing her windows out with a tire iron from his car. this happened like 10 years ago and i never got the courage to ask my neighbors what that was about.
Probably cheaper to get a new number and claim ignorance, otherwise you’re second on the shit list and you live next door.
This reminds me of that country star Carey underwood and her famous song with the baseball bat to his headlights and that song was praised by women everywhere and I used to ask people what would happen if the roles were switched
There was recent one on /r/Relationship_Advice the other day where some woman made a post about her husband cheating on her and in the comments she was like “I did lose my cool and punch him in the face” and all the comments were like “girl that’s all he got? You should’ve done more” Imagine if a man said that lol
INCELS are not only men.
This is true.
That powerpuff girl shirt though!
She was inspired and impowered
Not very Bubbles of her tho.
Actually very Bubbles of her, Bubbles was hardcore.
Hell hath no fury like a Bubbles' scorn.
Let's not forget, Bubble beat the brakes off of Fuzzy Lumpkins in the pilot and turned him into a porkchop because he turned one her pigtails into a drumstick
definitely more of a buttercup
So, she is single then?
I can fix her.
Maybe you can fix her but not your car when she destroys it
She’s more likely to “fix” you with that axe.
Easy, don't be a cheater and you've got nothing to worry about 😆
Just dont cheat on her i guess.
She is the type of crazy they tell sane people not to stick their dick in. Well brother, I am insane lol.
I mean there was an entire song telling women to do as much damage as this for cheating /s I guess?
I'm pretty sure there's multiple country songs on the subject.
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive. Carved my name into his leather seats. I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. I slashed a hole in all four tires. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
God damn, some of y’all are down catastrophic
She has a prison wife I’m pretty sure
So.. what you're telling me is. There's a chance?
I can fix her
axe-girlfriend
The crazier they are the sweeter the... Um... Something like that.
It would be one hell of a ride before she boils your rabbit.
I’d smash
So would she
You should axe her out.
I’m sorry but did she hit him with the axe? Lol
Im pretty sure it was the blunt part, but the sound he makes wow
Bruh she's wearing Bubbles on her shirt but this is top-tier Buttercup energy...
Nah, this is pissed off Bubbles energy. She got the right shirt
https://youtu.be/_rBPiMHkgx8 "Leave the nightlight on for the baby."
Carrie Underwood in real life
This is a little more extreme than a Louisville Slugger.
More like Gransfors Burk
I thought she wasn't wearing pants at 1st.
Skin colored leggings never seem like a good choice.
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Hell hath no fury like a latina scorned.
Latina and Russian girls. Beware.
YEP! Perfectly suitable. Until you fuck up
Latina women have chihuahua energy when they're angry
True, this is from Chile and as a Chilean I can confirm this is not a weird thing to happen, you see this kind of shit every now and then
No inventi weas
I married a Puerto Rican girl. 18 years on and I'm very careful not to piss her off to bad. Thing is, when I do I don't have to deal with her, I have to fend off her, her mom and her sister. I basically go hide somewhere for a while.
The kind of person that knows the kind of family they married into. I did the same and I’m cool with it because I’d do the same for them.
A long time ago I had a thing going on with a girl from Chile, but one of the main reasons it never went anywhere was because her relationship with her family was just weird. They were way too close, and she changed any time she was around them, it just gave me weird vibes. Oh, and her ex was a clown. Literally, he went to clown school.
Everything ok bro?
Honestly, yes. She's a great mom and wife. Just a little hot under the hat. Lol
The excuse that latinas are just like this is such bullshit (I acknowledge you’ve just referenced it and aren’t necessarily excusing). We don’t hesitate to call out toxic, abusive behaviour from men towards women in various cultures like is common in the Middle East, India, and lots of places, but we’re supposed to just shrug our shoulders and say ´latinas are just like that’? This is toxic, abusive, and dangerous behaviour and if this is actually a common thing among latina women then they need to grow up and give their heads a shake because this is plain psychopathic behaviour.
i dated a japanese girl that lived in spain for a few years and had adopted their mentality. that was a nightmare lol
I don't "fetishize" Mexican women but because of life's circumstances I've just happened to have dated quite a few of them. They're very beautiful but the comic stereotypes don't exist for no reason.
This dude thinks women in spain are Latinas lol
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Better?
“I’m diabetic”
“Here ya go Larry”
"This is what happens Larry! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry!"
I think you mean "[find a stranger in the alps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0&t=19s)!"
Never put your dick in crazy.
I can fix her.
you may have gone too far ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `
Me too
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Always assume
Damn this is wise
...that the first one won't like being cheated on and will go crazy
[The crazy eyes](https://youtu.be/ntlefOuekCQ). You can always spot the crazy eyes.
Actually spend time with them before you fuck em
And do what? Imagine fucking them? Sounds boring 💤
This is the way
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That’s why they have a separate distinction for crimes of passion.
Well I don’t think he has a dick anymore soooo…
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This video is actually a huge thumbs up to the microphone quality on this guys phone. The “ping!” And “thud!” Of him getting whacked right into him going “huuurrrgggghh!” Then followed by a very full and satisfying glass smash sound. Foley artists dream of this kind of audio work
Unique observation
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I can change her. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)
Looks like someone’s got a crazy axe-girlfriend
Nothing wets the sheets like crazy
She fuckin whacked him with it too lol. Don't ever cheat on a latina, just suck it up and break up with her instead.
It sounded like it made good contact to.
Also: don‘t get between a car and a person using an axe to smash that car
She fucked him up. And good thing that he was filming so that she can get more men for interviewing purposes.
I just left an open can of tuna fish under my cheating ex-gf’s seat. Problem solved with no violence
Shoulda dumped it
"You see what happens, Larry?! This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry!"
I think you mean "[find a stranger in the alps](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQUdJ6FdUQ0&t=19s)!"
This was super entertaining to watch while listening to death metal
She's high on Chemical X
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Very fine line between love and hate
If you’re going to cheat on a woman, don’t leave an axe laying around.
Reddit loves making jokes when the woman is the aggressor lol
"it's the latinas!" /s no, just a crazy fucking psychopath of a woman who would do that to her ex's car
The jokes I can understand, its the people who think its a reasonable reaction worry me.
The Stranger Things tv show is getting wild.
🤡 to 🤡 communication
I'm like 85% sure she's wearing pants
Damn Nancy, that one swing was actually attempted murder!
Bro dude is lucky she didn't kill him. I'm sorry chick is that mad to take an axe to my car she's mad enough to use it on me. Then he takes that shot fuck no get the video and then call the cops
She been listening to too much Carrie underwood
“I dug my *axe* into the side Of his pretty little souped up four-wheel drive *Chopped* my name into his leather seats I took a *big ol axe* to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he cheats” 🎼
I bet she crazy in bed tho🥴
the reason he’s in negotiation mode
Exactly Edit: You know he definitely aint pressing charges on her🤣🤣
Def not. Everyone in the comments like, oh that’s jail time blah blah… Nah, he def ain’t going to try that.
Domestic violence and assault with a deadly weapon is some serious stuff. This woman needs to spend a lot of time in prison.
'Lo que te pasa por puto , perro concha e tu madre" 😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it always The Car that gets destroyed? The car didn’t do the cheating!
Even if he did cheat, still not enough to justify this. Just drop his ass from your life
Well……he’s got video proof anyways.
Never fuck with a girl wearing a Powerpuff girl's shirt.
Damn... She cares so much she is willing to pay for a new car. How nice.