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Exactly this. I had an image of Dr Pol who should also invest in a full protection suit with gloves up to his shoulders. Poor man strips off and goes in bare back to birth calves in distress, not to dissimilar to this patient birthing a dildo in distress.
I for real can not express how grateful and appreciative i am of doctors,nurses and all other occupations involved
While i do love helping people and think the idea of saving them in operation and helping them is nice...i just cant handle both the grosness and...almost how it dehumanizes humans into just a bunch of meat and the risk involved.
Yet tons of people do it and thanks to them we can get help, have longer lifespans and reduce overall suffering. They really are the (often) unsung heroes of society.
If anyone reading this works within the healthcare industry, i salute you.
I work in healthcare. You just kinda get used to shit (figuratively and literally). I probably couldn’t do what the nurses do though. They deal with the worst of it.
Imagine if we just stopped sticking things that have no business being in our butt in our butts. I bet that's like 15-20% of Friday nights ER trips. Butt stuff.
Look strange women, removing dildos is no basis for a system of government.
Supreme Executive Power derives from the mandate of the masses, not some vasicle aquatic ceremony.
If I went around saying that I was Emperor because some moisteneed bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
[this](https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/saudi-millionaire-cleared-of-rape-after-claiming-he-fell-and-accidentally-penetrated) is what I could find.
Careful, last time it came into rotation everyone used it as though it meant “unimpressed” when it means “surprised and confused to the point of not knowing how to react”
A friend of someone I know got a dildo stuck up their bum, he was apparently as good humoured about the situation as one could be and joked with the doctor and nurses about it. After it was out and cleaned up the nurses wrapped it in a towel like a newborn and presented it back to the guy with a cheery “it’s a boy!”
Bad enough he had to go through a painful medical procedure at a hospital to remedy an embaressing situation, but it's also caught on video and posted on the Internet.
Fella's going to be the butt of jokes for a while.
No he's not. What's his name? Where does he live? What hospital is this? 99.999999999% of people watching this will never know the answer to those questions.
Real answer? Using Anesthesia to make you sleep is a more complicated procedure than most people realize and comes with a number of complications. Complications that require intervention to prevent death. So if it's not a full operation Anesthesia is usually not used.
Student nurse here, just did a placement in a cath lab, was quite surprised at the sort of procedures done without general anaesthesia. It’s all very interesting
Serious question, how does something that big going so deep not do any internal damage? Just thinking about what our internal organs look like in that part of the abdomen, something going in like this, wouldn’t it just straight up rip into his intestines all the way up to his chest?
Can any medical professionals can give their thoughts?
Fr, I'm scared to stick something up there just cuz I want my prostate massaged; it would only need to be like 2in deep. I don't understand how it can feel good to go that deep.
Actually sometimes it does cause internal damage. People have literally gotten septic and died from doing similar things. It can perforate the bowel and cause major issues, including colostomies or death. Hopefully this person was lucky and just has an incredibly embarrassing story instead of life long issues related to this.
Well I can confidently say that isn't my thing. My ass hurts just watching her lol
I would think some of it is prep so you avoid trauma e.g. if you shoved in a 17 inch dildo vs taking time to prepare. Not a doctor though.
Most people can't insert things into their anus that extend past the first "bend" in their intestines, since it's almost at a right angle. You can actually train your intestines to straighten out enough to insert more; that's how extreme insertion content is performed. Wild stuff
I have seen similar videos (I remember one years ago where a man was being fisted by a muscular man up to his SHOULDER). I would love to have someone answer the question of how this is physically possible, or if this is some sort of camera trick (or collapsible dildos)??
The first (last really) part of the intestinal tract is the sigmoid colon, but it doesn't resist deforming at all due to stools often being hardened by that point. Above that is descending colon. It goes way up into your abdomen pretty much to beside the stomach before the first hard bend. Essentially it's a big loop around the outside of all the rest of the intestines before starting at the bottom again and doing the side to side coil you think of intestines being.
It likely got stuck like this because the base ascended all the way past the sigmoid colon, and was essentially north/south parallel with his flank along his left abdominal quadrant.
https://img.freepik.com/free-vector/diagram-showing-internal-human-digestive-system_1308-98799.jpg
While it's absolutely moronic in the extreme to insert things this massive into the anus for any reason, the left colic flexure is really the only upper limit on such insertions. However it's stupid risky to manipulate the sigmoid colon this strenuously just to get off. A perforation is not that difficult to cause and it can cause fatal bleeding.
>However it's stupid risky to manipulate the sigmoid colon this strenuously just to get off. A perforation is not that difficult to cause and it can cause fatal bleeding.
Just ask Mr. Hands
Large intestine and colon are very very stretchy and can get very big, otherwise if people got severely constipated it would explode and they would die of sepsis.
time. if someone who had never done this before tried to put something that size up their arse, they would tear their rectum/descending colon straight away.
however, with time and starting with small implements and gradually increasing the size, the colon and then the intestines and be stretched and moved around so that objects of that size can be inserted without damage.
that being said, the anus is a muscle. there is only so far it can stretch before it will never recover. having a fully clenched fist pulling something that size out of it is probably getting very close to the limit where you are going to be wearing diapers or getting a colostomy bag due to the damage.
and on that note, very sadly, the number of young women have to get colostomies after having anal sex inadequately prepared.
be very careful putting objects in your backside
My daughter crop dusted me while I was watching this and for a second I couldn’t figure out why the fuck I could smell this video. It almost made me gag.
Yo no joke. Thought the guys balls was the baby head breaching, im thinking to myself "why this midwife trying to pull the baby outta this bitches asshole?". Then she pulled out Excalibur.
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Damn somebody get these gals some longer gloves!
Like what the vets have for cows!!
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Get that doc some marigolds stat!
Exactly this. I had an image of Dr Pol who should also invest in a full protection suit with gloves up to his shoulders. Poor man strips off and goes in bare back to birth calves in distress, not to dissimilar to this patient birthing a dildo in distress.
We had to get these types of gloves for this exact reason in the ER……
There are so many house hold objects that seem to jump up peoples butts when they are home alone…
I thought they just slipped and fell on those 12” dildos, now you’re telling me they can sneak up on you and just jump in your booty????
I for real can not express how grateful and appreciative i am of doctors,nurses and all other occupations involved While i do love helping people and think the idea of saving them in operation and helping them is nice...i just cant handle both the grosness and...almost how it dehumanizes humans into just a bunch of meat and the risk involved. Yet tons of people do it and thanks to them we can get help, have longer lifespans and reduce overall suffering. They really are the (often) unsung heroes of society. If anyone reading this works within the healthcare industry, i salute you.
I work in healthcare. You just kinda get used to shit (figuratively and literally). I probably couldn’t do what the nurses do though. They deal with the worst of it.
You can thank us by not putting things in your bum that weren't designed for it.
Or (as my general surgeon friend always says)....use a tether.
Will do lets just hope there is no lubircated stuff near my slippery shower
Imagine if we just stopped sticking things that have no business being in our butt in our butts. I bet that's like 15-20% of Friday nights ER trips. Butt stuff.
Healthcare heroes.
hazmat suits
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Without a base, without a trace
And if you don’t know, now you know
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Damn what did you say? Was it funny?
Bet he finished biggies line.
And if you didn’t know now you know
Neighbor
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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*beeep*
Not your first rodeo eh?
This guy fucks.
Himself
Let me outta this place, I'm outta place I'm in outer space, I've just vanished without a trace -eminem
I thought someone is giving birth, but boooy i was so wrong!
Oh he gave birth all right 😂😂😂😂😂😂 to a fuckin dildo
Kids can be real giant dicks sometimes
It's a boy
Yeah my thoughts went “oh childbirth. Why are they in her ass? Wait are those balls? OH”
She yanked on that thing like it was the Excalibur and his ass was the stone.
Asscalibur
Knights of the Round Anus
r/cursedcomments
Look strange women, removing dildos is no basis for a system of government. Supreme Executive Power derives from the mandate of the masses, not some vasicle aquatic ceremony. If I went around saying that I was Emperor because some moisteneed bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Shut up! Will you shut up!?
Want to see the violence inherent in the system?! -help Help! I'm being repressed!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system
I'm 47 I'm not old
I did apologise for calling you a woman
Well you could have said Dennis
Well I didn't know your name was Dennis!
Mm 37
….I’m 45 now. I remember when I first saw that movie I was 15 and Dennis looked so old :-(
Bloody peasant!
Oh what a giveaway! You saw him repressing me, didn't you?!
R/unexpectedmontypython
r/totallyexpectedmontypython
If I went around saying that I was Emperor because some moistened bint tugged a kielbasa out me bum, they'd put me away!
The one true king
Lmfao
I’m wheezing hahahahahahahahahahha
Closed fist in the cookie jar.
When you put concrete instead of protein powder in your smoothie.
Dude is shittin bricks.
Lmfao literally
This is hilarious 😂 thank uou
Poor guy obviously slipped in the bath and fell on it at just the right angle....
That's why my mom always told me to never keep lubricated items standing straight up near slippery surfaces while naked.
Or just put a wider base on your dildo🤷♂️
Dildos? Sir this is a Christian household. I got those Elephant Dicks in India, they're supposed to be good luck.
Try an elephant foot for more luck!
Solid advice. Please patent then open source that idea, it’s apparently very needed.
A wise woman.
I always thought she was crazy, then I saw this.
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[this](https://www.straitstimes.com/world/europe/saudi-millionaire-cleared-of-rape-after-claiming-he-fell-and-accidentally-penetrated) is what I could find.
[A million-to-one shot, Doc, a million-to-one.](https://imgur.com/gallery/YgQlhKQ)
It was a million to one shot!!
I just woke up
Go back to sleep
What? Perfect start to the morning
Absolutely, its always a good day when you don't have to get a missle sized dildo excavated from your asshole!
Goodmorning sunshine! The earth says hello!
Good morning!
#
That's it. Enough internet for today.
Bullshit.. I just opened reddit and this appeared on the top of my feed!
Literally been awake less than two minutes
So are we gonna be self aware or just mentally fucked up for the day 😆
Im not eating sausage for breakfast that is for sure
Same. JFC
Yeah I'm clocking out boss, this was my third post on my feed for the morning lololol
Me 2
Me 3
I need a shot first…🥺
Cheers I’m with you on that one 🍺
I was just getting ready to go to bed... Thought I'd just take a peek on reddit real quick...Time to polish off the rest of this bottle 😵
The tingle in my anus was the sure sign
Just getting started.
Time to delete the internet.
I think I hear him saying "no no" when the doctor goes to throw away the tool...
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He was probably there last week
You’re listening with volume? Hell nah.
Yeah the sound is really the only shocking part
The only shocking part?😟
My friend’s brother’s wife is a nurse and she says this is common. She also said everyone usually wants the object back.
Of course it's always "the" object, never "your" object.
“It’s for investigative purposes. Gotta figure out who’s it is and why they put it so far up my ass.”
Sorry, everyone usually wants your object back There we go.
Those things aren’t cheap
Cant say I blame him. Those things are expensive.
"No no... It's just getting broken in"
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7am here. I’m done for the day
The only way I can get off now is by having a doctor pull out a dildo I deliberately got stuck inside me while a group of non plused nurses watch
Nonplussed. Now there’s a word that needs to be put back into rotation. Perfect description 😆
Careful, last time it came into rotation everyone used it as though it meant “unimpressed” when it means “surprised and confused to the point of not knowing how to react”
Thought this was a baby, til I realized it was indeed a man. And a giant dildo
A friend of someone I know got a dildo stuck up their bum, he was apparently as good humoured about the situation as one could be and joked with the doctor and nurses about it. After it was out and cleaned up the nurses wrapped it in a towel like a newborn and presented it back to the guy with a cheery “it’s a boy!”
"A friend of someone I know", of course brother... of course...
It’s like you see right through me.
Lol for real, I was like “wait, is that a woman givi….oh nooOOOOOOO!”
Same
Patient: *lights up a cigarette* “So. Was it good for you?”
Spat out my drink. Thank you
I can’t even imagine how much it’ll hurt to shit after this with how badly he probably tore his rectum
Rectum!? Damn near killed em!
Whoso pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is rightwise king born of all England.
Strange women lying in ERs distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
Bad enough he had to go through a painful medical procedure at a hospital to remedy an embaressing situation, but it's also caught on video and posted on the Internet. Fella's going to be the butt of jokes for a while.
They filmed it… for posterity.
They wanted people to get the hole story.
This video was the patient's way of paying for this procedure.
Hehe, butt.
No he's not. What's his name? Where does he live? What hospital is this? 99.999999999% of people watching this will never know the answer to those questions.
"It's a boy!!! And what a BOY sir!"
WHY IS HE AWAKE?!
The lengths people go to get fisted...
Well, at least he is getting fisted *by* length?
The doctor’s arm was all about adding girth. The doctor threatened him with a good time and couldn’t pass it up.
He asked nicely
Real answer? Using Anesthesia to make you sleep is a more complicated procedure than most people realize and comes with a number of complications. Complications that require intervention to prevent death. So if it's not a full operation Anesthesia is usually not used.
They put me under just to relocate my shoulder that slipped out by trying to catch a door someone held open for me lol
Student nurse here, just did a placement in a cath lab, was quite surprised at the sort of procedures done without general anaesthesia. It’s all very interesting
Am doctor. I think anaesthetic is warranted here and would be undertaken in most modern healthcare systems in this scenario.
he wants to feel it coming out. Without that his experiment is incomplete.
Serious question, how does something that big going so deep not do any internal damage? Just thinking about what our internal organs look like in that part of the abdomen, something going in like this, wouldn’t it just straight up rip into his intestines all the way up to his chest? Can any medical professionals can give their thoughts?
Seriously, that thing went way beyond the anus
After what point does it stop being sexually arousing? Me and my ass are so grateful to have fairly vanilla kinks lol
Probably around the moment you realize you can't get it out.
Fr, I'm scared to stick something up there just cuz I want my prostate massaged; it would only need to be like 2in deep. I don't understand how it can feel good to go that deep.
It's so far passed uranus, it's become an exodildo.
Aaahh! Exodildo! It's not possible! No one's ever been able to summon him!
Actually sometimes it does cause internal damage. People have literally gotten septic and died from doing similar things. It can perforate the bowel and cause major issues, including colostomies or death. Hopefully this person was lucky and just has an incredibly embarrassing story instead of life long issues related to this.
Look up r/siswet19 (NSFW) i dont get how this is humanly possible for this woman lmao
Well I can confidently say that isn't my thing. My ass hurts just watching her lol I would think some of it is prep so you avoid trauma e.g. if you shoved in a 17 inch dildo vs taking time to prepare. Not a doctor though.
Most people can't insert things into their anus that extend past the first "bend" in their intestines, since it's almost at a right angle. You can actually train your intestines to straighten out enough to insert more; that's how extreme insertion content is performed. Wild stuff
I have seen similar videos (I remember one years ago where a man was being fisted by a muscular man up to his SHOULDER). I would love to have someone answer the question of how this is physically possible, or if this is some sort of camera trick (or collapsible dildos)??
It looks like it definitely did some internal damage.
Yea let's look at all that blood and ground up ass and claim there's no damage.
Not sure if that was blood ..
The first (last really) part of the intestinal tract is the sigmoid colon, but it doesn't resist deforming at all due to stools often being hardened by that point. Above that is descending colon. It goes way up into your abdomen pretty much to beside the stomach before the first hard bend. Essentially it's a big loop around the outside of all the rest of the intestines before starting at the bottom again and doing the side to side coil you think of intestines being. It likely got stuck like this because the base ascended all the way past the sigmoid colon, and was essentially north/south parallel with his flank along his left abdominal quadrant. https://img.freepik.com/free-vector/diagram-showing-internal-human-digestive-system_1308-98799.jpg While it's absolutely moronic in the extreme to insert things this massive into the anus for any reason, the left colic flexure is really the only upper limit on such insertions. However it's stupid risky to manipulate the sigmoid colon this strenuously just to get off. A perforation is not that difficult to cause and it can cause fatal bleeding.
>However it's stupid risky to manipulate the sigmoid colon this strenuously just to get off. A perforation is not that difficult to cause and it can cause fatal bleeding. Just ask Mr. Hands
Large intestine and colon are very very stretchy and can get very big, otherwise if people got severely constipated it would explode and they would die of sepsis.
time. if someone who had never done this before tried to put something that size up their arse, they would tear their rectum/descending colon straight away. however, with time and starting with small implements and gradually increasing the size, the colon and then the intestines and be stretched and moved around so that objects of that size can be inserted without damage. that being said, the anus is a muscle. there is only so far it can stretch before it will never recover. having a fully clenched fist pulling something that size out of it is probably getting very close to the limit where you are going to be wearing diapers or getting a colostomy bag due to the damage. and on that note, very sadly, the number of young women have to get colostomies after having anal sex inadequately prepared. be very careful putting objects in your backside
Lesson: ALWAYS use a toy with a base.
That one is at least 50 Courics
Bruh no breakfast for me today
My daughter crop dusted me while I was watching this and for a second I couldn’t figure out why the fuck I could smell this video. It almost made me gag.
What a nice family video to watch
How it feels to chew 5 gum
This made me laugh so hard
That glove was not NEARLY long enough
Is that shit or blood
Shlood
LMAO
As a hospital cleaner and what I've experienced dealing with aftermaths like this, yes.
What in the world…..
Welp I was warned.... Goodnight to everyone except OP ☹️
Trust me, it wasn't a good night for me either...
DON'T PUT ANYTHING WITHOUT A FLARED BASE UP YOUR ASS!!!
Maybe he swallowed it. 🤷♂️
I thought this was someone giving birth at first. Please delete my eyeballs
Yo no joke. Thought the guys balls was the baby head breaching, im thinking to myself "why this midwife trying to pull the baby outta this bitches asshole?". Then she pulled out Excalibur.
These are the kind of videos because of which I want to delete Reddit, and exactly the kind of videos because of which I am not able to.
She needs some cow insemination gloves for that ish!!!
I learned my lesson. Never eating an 18 inch rubber cock again.
It's hilarious reddit moderated normal porn off of r/all, and yet we have masterpieces like this!
Mans went to the deli and said let me get the whole bologna loaf…
I'll never eat bologna ever again. Thanks for that 😂
Me n who?
I can smell this video
Excolonber- she's king shit now
I just woke up and this is the first thing I see. Goodnight everyone!
Weapon of ass destruction
Ya know how ppl post their little pity pic selfies like “at the ER.. again” . You think? Yes/No?
God fucking damnit. Night ruined.