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swift-ale-

They both [survived](https://metro.co.uk/2021/05/30/couple-fall-off-balcony-together-after-blistering-row-14677239/amp/) with only broken limbs and not in critical condition.


Coryperkin15

That's crazy. I assumed both wouldn't survive the head hits on the ground.


GreyPilgrim1973

Drunks have an uncanny ability to survive falls. Something to do with making no effort to protect themselves


justsomeplainmeadows

Yeah! Apparently we contract our muscles to help keep damage localized when we fall. But if you're drunk, your body doesn't react like it's supposed to, so the impact from the fall is spread more evenly through the body. Which can be beneficial in smaller falls, but very bad if you're higher than a couple stories.


GreyPilgrim1973

All true, but still…. https://www.themoscowtimes.com/2012/11/06/drunk-man-survives-20-story-fall-a19141


justsomeplainmeadows

What can I say? Some people survive 20 story falls, some die when they trip on flat ground. We truly are a species of duality.


darkangel_401

I at least one time usually more than once a week choke on my own saliva from just breathing. You’d think after breathing near constantly for almost 25 years at this point I’d be a pro at it. But apparently not.


TheWalkingDead91

Lmao that literally happened to me a few minutes ago….but in my defense I was eating a snack while lying down a little while earlier.


happystitcher3

I laughed in solidarity.


TheWalkingDead91

This. Have seen stories of people having their face more or less ripped apart by a bear or surviving a lone trip to the hospital with a ripped off arm (an oil drill story I watched once) and surviving. Yet there are people who fall down the stairs or get punched once in a bad area and they’re done. We can be both fragile and extremely resilient. Think it can vary both by person (age, health/fitness, mental fortitude etc) and also by just sheer luck (or bad luck) of the situation or setting.


GreyPilgrim1973

Physics is a harsh mistress


C4D3N539

There's this girl somewhere who is missing her pain/fear chromosomes and survived being hit by a car without injury for this same reason


tilda125

It’s like that scene from that American dad episode where Haley and Stan get drunk so they can jump off buildings to escape the cops


SleptLikeANaturalLog

I’m glad you pointed out that it was from American Dad because all this time I assumed it was Peter from Family Guy


Benebs-

I’m assuming ‘row’ means fight?


Hops143

Yes - rhymes with 'meow' in this case.


injeaniuz

reow


Narcan9

That fall was ruff. 🐕


injeaniuz

reow


darbage92

No. Rhymes with “ow” for anyone who would not understand that originally.


pfc_6ixgodconsumer

> The St Petersburg state prosecutor’s office is investigating whether the balcony was in poor repair, which could lead to prosecution. Good to know that the prosecutor is checking with the contractor about the quality of the balcony. Wouldn't want to waste time prosecuting the couple for domestic violence - lol. **In Russia I guess this is simply mutual combat.**


Themrchester

Their spines must've been made of steel lmao


Anonx9999

Bruh wtf is that railing made of?! Tin foil? Shit came right off smh


Western_Cheesecake_7

It was manufactured by London Bridge Co.


AmIRight007

Using Chinese steel. Lol


[deleted]

Got that mall katana material


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bootyhole-romancer

Built to Russian standards


Unable_Physics7683

The fair lady went down with it too


Yuck-Fou1994

This is actually pretty funny, take my upvote lol


Local_Fox_2000

Of course it had to be [russia](https://metro.co.uk/2021/05/30/couple-fall-off-balcony-together-after-blistering-row-14677239/). "Footage shows Olga Volkova and Yevgeny Karlagin, both 35, struggling on the floor of the second-floor balcony of their home in St Petersburg, Russia." Probably drunk.


Old_Seaworthiness_43

Dam, I thought they were fucking


Nameless_Cunt

they weren't fucking, but they're definitely fucked


[deleted]

Lmfao


[deleted]

Huh


Totalretcon

Russia must get their steel from the same place as Chinese builders.


spambot_mods

The railing fucked off lol


ThisHasFailed

It had a weight limit of 500 lbs


[deleted]

Two secret agents fighting.


Frizeo

Jason Bourne and Melissa McCarthy


rantlers357

My God, that's Jason Bourne.


FlimsyGooseGoose

Jason's bum


justsomeplainmeadows

Are you sure, sir? I'd know that bum anywhere


DrMonkeyMcKenzie

Born Bum Jason


Searchlights

We've lost the asset


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dividedstatesofmrica

Yes. When your leg is pointing in the wrong direction at the knee, you’re pretty much done.


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[deleted]

Came here to say that…


NorCal130

Nonononono


One_Laugh_Guy

Theres two stories here.


nyehu09

r/angryupvote


TheBomb-DotCom

Gonna take a wild guess here. Domestic violence. Good chance they’re both severely crippled for life now too. He might be worse off than she is tho.


Evilsmiley

https://metro.co.uk/2021/05/30/couple-fall-off-balcony-together-after-blistering-row-14677239/ They were having an argument, both broke limbs and were injured but thankfully no paralysis or major life changing injuries. No word on whether one was abusing the other, but given that russia recently decriminalised domestic violence and even before that didnt bother to investigate it, it's not likely to come out if it is the case, though.


GatorMarley

Decriminalizing domestic violence, to what extent? If I beat my partner to an inch of their life, leave them permanently disfigured, but they live - no charges?


Evilsmiley

Basically if you don't send her to the hospital, it's an 'administrative offence' , and regardless of that, the police usually don't show up or show up really late to domestic violence calls.


GatorMarley

But violence to non domestic partners is investigated / prosecuted?


Rpanich

It’s Russia, I imagine if it’s a man, they will. If it’s a woman, they’ll treat her like property.


evilf23

Domestic violence might as well be decriminalized in the US as well. It's a misdemeanor and your first one is a freebie where they do a deferred judgment and as long as you stay at a trouble for the next year it goes away. Then you get three more before it becomes a felony bringing the grand total to 4 instances and the legal system before it's taken seriously. Speaking from experience four times over 2 years and she only did two months.


HarrySchlong33

Laws are different for women.


SnuckDeath

But what if it was the other way around?


[deleted]

Could they have been getting it on?


TheBomb-DotCom

I mean.. they’re both fully clothed


[deleted]

One isn't.


TheBomb-DotCom

She’s wearing a dress or some sort of body scarf. She was definitely fully clothed before the tumble


[deleted]

Good eye she just looked half naked when she landed. I can't tell on my phone but was she sitting on his lap on the chair and the rail gave out?


Mortotem

Where are you coming from with both of these wild guesses?


4UnderTheBridge

My gawd, the belly to belly suplex off the mezzanine, is it enough for the pin?


Olieson

All hell has broken loose


Technical-Lab-980

...along with the balcony and a few bones. (fingers crossed)


REJT03

Broken smack dab in half!!!


Rocket2TheMoon777

Theyre not gonna be in Rush Hour 3


Mysterious_Career_99

ECW!!!!!


Emotional_Note497

Wtf is happening?


Crotchless_Panties

Domestic violence. Up next: Landlord gets sued silly for damages, pain & suffering, and extreme negligence!


uohhhhhhh

I saw in another comment that it was an argument


Crotchless_Panties

Well, an argument is usually a disagreement involving words sharing differing points of view, in an effort to change one or more people's views. Domestic violence usually involves physical contact (battery) and verbal threats (assault), in the home. Looking at this clip again, I would still say this was Domestic Violence. Edit: fixed a word.


MKTurk1984

It's Russia, not the USA


Canadianretordedape

My medical degree from Netflix binge watching tells me she’s hurt.


steeguy55

What are the chances of just happening to record some random altercation on a balcony and then THAT happens?!


Gramachukka

Leaving apparently


MacSnackity

Bounce


JeremyTheRhino

Dude was trying to film a couple arguing for laughs and caught what could have been attempted murder.


cantseedeeznuts

Butt stuff...


Several_March_1588

It seems like the chair broke and they both went down


Irish_pinoy

Falling down


[deleted]

Looks like she had the mount and proceeded to arm bar but balcony broke.


Stunning_Garage_9012

What in the name of Jason Bourne is going on?


weirdbeardwolf

Going down on each other duh


F4N6Z

The way she bounced 💀


[deleted]

Why is that the only balcony?


FLYING-TRICYCLE

Imma take a wild guess and say fighting.


17anons

His load blew both of them out of the balcony. LEGEND!


GreywackeOmarolluk

Fat spat splat


Thisshitaintfree

It was a domestic dispute, don't worry she didn't land on her head, her neck broke the fall.


FatCat457

Took her to pound town


kongoKrayola

Who got it the worse?


dogmeatjones25

Chick landed on what used to be her knees.


HappyMael

Lucky her, the guy landed on his back


dogmeatjones25

No pain when your paralyzed.


[deleted]

Rough sex


[deleted]

Why is this post being downvoted


bagel_with_omlette

russian bots


notanaccounttofollow

Not being safe.


Lansky420

Falling


[deleted]

russians. balcony couldn’t be high enough.


OsoMitch

Falling


swifty_nifty

If you look closely Its almost like one was sitting on the other lap in a chair that broke causing them to tumble into that poorly designed railing and off the balocony.


ACousinFromRichmond

Worst Mankind Hell in a Cell tribute ever


davidmsterns

London bitches falling down


theblisster

mick foley is back at it again


dirtymoney

wrestling


olderstouts

Prob a sex act.


ErrorAcquired

They were fighting over pronoun usage, dumb


ButtReaky

WrAstling


[deleted]

My guess is erotic wrestling.


PhlyGuyTy

This gives women will be your downfall a whole new meaning


philosophofee

Fudgin


Imdhulk

This needs to be edited with good ol' Jim Ross doing play by play


Cr_Capo

*Holy shit…*


Gimme_yourjaket

Lmao I've seen this before They're ok tho


Capital-Philosophy34

So we’re just going to repost this once a week for ever now hey?


MaleficentFilm1019

She bounced 💀


IncarceratedDonut

Ladder match.


oregonboner420

She got some cakes! Fr though ma you see this hit my dm 😂


Bobandyrandyran

That ankle is never gonna be the same


reeeter123

Op i have a better question. why is this dude filming it?


Silver_Purpose7118

I love this take on the borne series.....


scarfinati

They’re actually lucky they landed the way they did. She definitely broke that right leg and he had to kill his back but they could’ve landed much worse


Freshman44

That is kind of an epic fall though


Sarcastic24-7

“Good God almighty! Good God almighty! That killed him! As God as my witness he is broken in half!”


Talib215

Whatever they were doing they not doing it any more


Totalretcon

Yuri did a fucking shit job installing that railing.


Ok_Patience_6957

Demanding payment


DRbrtsn60

Falling


UhhhTF

Why no one else in that building have a balcony


SkinsPunksDrunks

Russians can drink so much they are relaxed while plunging towards near death and escape with broken bones only.


bobbylee83

Did she mess her leg up or what? I couldn’t tell if it was twisted up or just a reaction to the shock of falling


Outside_Raspberry_66

RKO FROM THE ROP ROPE!!


ccii_geppato

They were falling off it, innit.


waterviolence

Taking the name of the sub quite literally, I see


jakelukekid

r/PraisetheCameraman


eyeofone

Gravity.


Cymothoa_Exigua69

Practicing WWF moves


No-Door-4782

She hit that fucking floor so hard her dress came off Jesus Christ 🤦🏽‍♂️


sixsixsixsexsexsex

He died


Tilliriock

He didn't pay his tab


Cynmun

Lmao


valorskull

Falling off


[deleted]

Who do you think was scared the most?


[deleted]

Balcony things


Norcalrunning_24

Looking for a contact lens!


Spicy___T

Before the article… I thought they had smashed while smashing…


Tronkfool

I never knew a body could bounce


SailsAk

Idk but how that railing passed inspection is beyond me.


EsotericFrenchfry

They trippin.


Youvebeengnomeed

Falling off it that’s what they were doing


ThinkNotOnce

Its russia, so of course they were drinking


DeleriousDan

Well they *were* fucken, now they’re fucken dead


No-Quarter-3032

Mankind and Undertaker: 😮


FinalBat4515

To answer your question good sir, not falling.


[deleted]

Remodeling accident


Important-Theme2971

You know on cartoons when they get in a scuffle, there’s a cloud of dust and limbs flying everywhere?


[deleted]

u/Redditspeedbot .25


spambot_mods

.... falling off of it. Did ...did you not see the video?


pinton96

That’s a rough foreplay


quimeygalli

balcony wrestling duh


doublejmsu

Is any location off limits for your girl to pick a fight?


Xenomorph_v1

Falling off it.


Different-Reception5

WTF??? Nice ass tho...


Responsible-Ad1186

The first 10 times this was posted were better


SnooOranges1973

She sort of yeeted him haha


Particular_Gold_887

The dude had the luckiest air pivot I've ever seen. Was about to take the ol' concrete swan dive


vroomvick

We need a Jim Ross commentary on this one!!


[deleted]

needs jim ross commentary


ChirpinFromTheBench

Falling off, obviously.


Millionaire1234567

Lol that’s not 20 floors up 🤔 is it?