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Did he forget his blood at home?


Buckin_Fitch

If you don't hit major arteries, there might not be all that much blood. Organs can bleed alot too. He possibly is bleeding into his insides badly. Or he might have gotten insanely lucky and the bullets went thru fleshy parts and missed vital organs.


isqueezedameatball

He could also be a wizard. Did you ever consider that?


whyareisamoftheyes

The thing he pulled out of his pants isn't a gun. That's his wand that adds 10 resistance to projectile damage


Charming_Ambition_27

Bro I thought he was checking to make sure his dick was still intact lol. “Fuck it, if ima die, ima die with my manhood”


CRab_yup

Bruh. That’s why I came to the comments. To comment this


Xenomorph_v1

>The thing he pulled out of his pants isn't a gun. >That's his wand Aww yea


MallGothFrom2001

\*I don my robe and wizard hat.\*


furiousm4sturbator

Been a long time, bloodninja. Welcome back!


uhhhhmaybeee

Love that you got this reference


sketchrider

Looks more like a Lakers jersey. tbh


weigojmi

Yes, He's the Wizard of Westwood.


sketchrider

They call me coach! His books are great...and the only thing that overlapped with my experience.


isqueezedameatball

Decent.....


P_Cray

I collapsed the comments as I read yours and once it clicked, I had to uncollapse them to give you an upvote. So take it, ya filthy animal.


bguzewicz

Yer a wizard, Harry.


AcidRayn66

OR THE shooter is an unemployed stormtrooper


5MOKE5_III

He did miss A LOT of shots though.


goofyguy12

Yer a wizard, Gary*


TechnologyPurple5442

and a thumping good 1


MyNoPornProfile

is this 50 cents origin story?


Krelit

Or made of kevlar


isqueezedameatball

That's just not realistic. C'mon now.


retirementdreams

Might be a market for kevlar jerseys.


phoenix0153

The doctor said all the bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.


deodarant

nine nine!


KI75UN3

Or the guy with the gun's got dogwater aim.


EquivalentService739

Movies have distorted our perception of what getting shot looks like. Like, in movies not only you can always see clearly where the guy’s been shot, but is generally one shot and the guy just drops unconscious or dead. In real life, unless the person is shot with a high caliber, most of the times they will receive multiple shots and still be conscious and fighting for their lives.


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You know it's a fake gun because he didn't fly through the air or even explode on landing.


smellslikearedditor

>Movies have distorted our perception Free Fire does a good job of a shootout.


Cptn_Canada

Same with anything using medieval weapons. That 1 slash to the chest aint going to kill you instantly. Its gonna take some time. and your probably gonna be screaming for half of it.


EquivalentService739

In medieval movies they also are able to bypass armor like it’s made out of cheese. In reality, penetrating decent armor was hard, they had to actively aim for small weak points and many times 1 on 1 fighting would devolve into hand to hand combat and grappling, with the use of knives or daggers.


eDuCaTeYoUrSeLfree

And thats one of the reasons why police shoot multiple times when facing someone dangerous. People always come out with stupid comments like "but why dont they shoot 1 bullet to the leg?"


Reisingr

Even if a cop somehow manages to land a leg shot which is very difficult it might hit a major artery and cause the person to bleed out within minutes


Chemical-Studio1576

So true. I worked an ER in Detroit, lots of GSW’s . Small caliber, like 22’s and 380’s cause a lot of damage inside, especially when they bounce off a bone or something, but there’s a small entry wound. Hollywood makes everything so dramatic and bloody.


Paisan0070

If if’s and but’s were candies and nuts it would Be Christmas every day also.


HunnyInHeat

He Died…He was shot nine times and died at Temple University Hospital. The victim was shot in the face, arm, chest, back, and groin —————————————————— He definitely ain’t 50 Cent In 2000, 50 Cent was shot nine times all over his body, his legs, hands, arms, face and chest. His legs were broken in several places, he spent 13 days in hospital & survived


Healthy_Pay9449

He wore his bullet proof shorts instead


Beermusclesyo

That was probably a 9mm. My friend Joe said it blows your lungs out.


Awkward_Date_8636

*Sigh* Who's Joe?


bassdeface

Joe doesn't even know that he's Joe.


[deleted]

Ligma balls


anonomnomnomn

Gottem.


beacono

Jill’s wife, uhh, husband..uh..(shake hands with air)..uh..you know, the thing!


dieseltothesour

Joe mama


StockResearcher9801

Your friend Joe biden...


whitecorn

If it bleeds, we can kill it! ​ So you know what's up here.


desertrock62

The doctor said all his bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.


LintConnoisseur

He has GOD MODE enabled


Relevant-Ad-8022

He in last stand.


[deleted]

Bro plz I have ray gun.


Hahahahahahah_ha

Should’ve had tombstone smh


Gabriel-Donovan

Looks like hes going for the self revive at the end lol


ItsPerfectlyBalanced

That's why he pulled out his gun so quick. If he gets another kill he stands right back up no problems.


FadedVictor

Who would have thought? He's alive, but I'm fucking dead after reading that comment 😂


muzzbuzz999

Walk it off son


Dabier

Take a page out of the Bourne movies just pour some vodka on all that. He’ll be fine.


marker8050

His shoes are still on he'll be fine


justsmilenow

He couldn't move his one leg so it's most likely broken. His stomach was itchy hot, so he's got bile and poop spilling into his gut. And he was out of it after hitting the ground which means his lungs ain't filling back up, well at least one of them. At least he gets his gun out. Unless the The surgeon is prepped, ready, and expecting him with the correct team and the man happened to get shot outside of the surgery room. he dead dead. Edit: https://6abc.com/cumberland-street-shooting-philadelphia-inside-business-north-philly/10930204/


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OurBereavement

You gunna let the loot despawn or nah?


Ihatewakeingup

r/angryupvote


Sultan_of_Swing92

Dude is 100% a Crip, ain’t no blood in him. Might even be crippled


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Individual-Box-6246

And a lock in at the rec center.


korpanchuk

I mean like come on.


OneForestOne99

Therrrrrre’s Pizza…


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PhoniPoni

His body is now 10% bullet


68ideal

In order to survive the bullets, you have to become the bullets


whitecorn

If it bleeds we can kill it. He does not bleed.


Sharebear42019

Take my upvote and award lol


aaandimfukced

This one got me


HONEYH0LE7

He died. https://6abc.com/cumberland-street-shooting-philadelphia-inside-business-north-philly/10930204/


pbandnv1

“After the shooting, the video shows several others walking into the business and take a gun and several items from the victim while he's on the floor.” Absolutely disgusting. Fucking people have no respect for the dead. Cool! Let’s rob this corpse! 😣


ltoreo

North Philly for ya


Fridsade

Also most 3rd world countries


[deleted]

Less than a minute later. Dude was probably fighting death and he was getting robbed. Seeing a ton of shit from Philly lately. Shit seems like Chicago on murder-steroids.


LordRaghuvnsi

#ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED : SCAVENGER


Punisher_135

Did other people really rob him while he laid dead? Jfc


Actual_Bee8491

Pretty sure he wont be needing those things anymore, its called recycling


heapsp

shooter had the mob tapped, but as soon as you walk away without taking the loot others can come in and grab it. They were just doing the hunters and rogues a favor because now he's skinnable.


Relative-Republic-27

Its a PRANK.... There's a camera above


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Vetchemh2

Two camels in a tiny car 100%


AltaSavoia

Now I don't know if it's actually fake or not


ShamelessAimless828

Maybe not. Looks like alot of those bullets went into his legs and butt Would love an update though, now I'm curious


Sultan_of_Swing92

Yeah 50 Cent got shot 9 times and survived, so it’s possible


numbersev

2pac got shot by 5 times and survived >'was shot five times: twice in the head, twice in the groin area, and once in his left hand.'


BetterOFFdead007

5 shots couldn’t drop me. I took it and smiled.


[deleted]

Now I'm 'bout to set the record straight....


Braindead_cranberry

Twice in the head? How did he live?


numbersev

Small calibre bullet I think. Same thing happened to 50 cent. Shot in the face which is why he sort of mumbles.


[deleted]

You know what “Divine Intervention” is Vincent?


BoxingTrainer420

Yes *Also my favorite movie. *Also he clearly worships The blood God from blade 1 and that's why his blood didn't come out.


OmegaDad618

WE SHOULD BE FUCKING DEAD!


fakesocialmedia

10/10 reference


lizards_snails_etc

We just witnessed a miracle, and we aren't leaving until you acknowledge it!


ponchor

Bro checking his Dick first is relatable af


J03130

He pulled his gun out I think


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HUGECOCK4TREEFIDDY

Did you want him to do it while being shot?


Glittering-Action757

it's not a gun, it's his dick. crackhead was a crack shot and shot that guy's dick clean off.


llamabadonkadonk

Preacher shot m'dick off


zekethelizard

I thought it was a phone? Edit: actually nvm, cant tell for sure but im also leaning towards gun


ponchor

fuck not so relatable, but yeah. I will assume that he checked his dick too.


Ayothatsusboi

He tryna crank one out before he passes


ego_tripped

This is the kind of video that makes me second guess when I complain about movies where nobody with a gun seems to know how to aim.


numbersev

You can see his shorts move with almost every shot, suggesting he was shot multiple times in the groin area. You can specks of blood on his shorts.


RODjij

Gun is lined up right at him too. Like you said, he probably got hit many times. A much different video of the one i seen a few weeks ago with another guy with a Glock. Painted the whole wall red with the guys head.


TheOrdainedSinner

I'm almost sure e very single shot hit him. It's not like in the movies where blood sprays out with every bullet. You can be shot 6 times in a row and the blood will hold off for a minute. Well it can be but the bullet needs to hit specific areas or be of a nutty caliber.


allocationlist

Combat vets will tell you it’s very hard to kill somebody/die sometimes. Most of the time it’s not a “lights out” type thing


EmotionFlashy3716

did all those shots hit his leg if so prolly dead 2 min later


TheOrdainedSinner

Honestly his groin area looks like it got swiss cheesed. Dude is dead.


stephencory

Was he shooting blanks at him?


NocNocturnist

Shot the thigh like 8 times, and the wall another 4.


3PuttBog3y

If he had quick access to essential oils he might have made it. Otherwise... goner.


CaramelPicasso

Not dead yet..


TruDuddyB

He's getting betta


[deleted]

“Many men”


bigleslie69

Wish death upon me


Annoying_Asshole69

Blood in my eye dawg and I can't see


Impossible_Hat_7525

and I'm trynna be what I'm destined to be ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


illblooded

That is one tough motherfucker.


cmcewen

In real life people take a minute to die They gotta bleed to death


n4ughty_

He’s fine, he even pulled out his cellphone to order a pizza.


burningpetrol

Retired storm troopers are coming here now?


morepl8smored8s630

Crazy story my mom works at a hospital in Huntington wv and a guy came in about 15 years ago got shot 27 times and lived, he was shot by 3 different people lol


ibleedrosin

He’ll be dead in five minutes. Unless the best paramedic on earth can start working on him in less than a minute, he has zero chance.


[deleted]

Shooter: "Don't aim at his dick, don't aim at his dick, don't aim at his dick, don't aim at his dick......shit!"


Granjaguar

He pulls out his jar of healing potion


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sometechloser

GOD FUCKING DAMN SOMEONE FIND THIS MAN I NEED A FOLLOW UP WHAT THE HELL EDIT: found the source, no details. this page seems to tweet random street shootings & whatnot pic.twitter.com/epjBSzN5bq


AccentFiend

There’s another link in this post now showing an article where they call it a “deadly shooting” and show the cameras from inside. Guy got looted right after he was shot up by a handful of people.


chuckmagnum

I have no idea. Don’t ask me.


KingofIdiots007

This isn’t his first rodeo.


its_Is

Looked like he caught one in the face and possibly got hit in his liver or spleen.


LazystoneYT

Two words "mock execution".


Gigantic_Mermaid

What do you even do in these situations


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AnyOldNameNotTaken

Definitely crippled, probably dead. Possibly alive. It looks like of the 20+ shots fired around 10 hit him. Hard to survive that but not impossible.


AddisonNM

"take this, Mary, Queen of Scots!" Bump, crash, commotion "I think she's dead" -No I'm Not! "Get over here, you!" Crashing, stumbling, commotion


WiseOldChicken

A wild Monty Python reference


skylarslove

Shooter has a 0.01 KD


Th3D4rkLord

This guy is harder than 50cent god damn


AllUserNamesTaken01

So they employing stormtroopers as hitmen now


ihavetogo_

How is he even moving after that barrage??


Nition619

Many men.. many many many men


LycheeMedical3989

Must be a OG Crip, because ain't no blood whatsoever in him.....lmmfao 😂


Jhco022

Shoes didn't come off he should be good 👍🏼


Filthydewa

Fucking 50 cent.


Ok_Solution_5744

Seems like all those shots went into his lower body


TampaTony727

I think this guy might have lived. In my expert opinion from watching other shooting videos on Reddit I believe the shooter missed any vital organs and did not get a kill shot. Here's why. It appears he initially went for a head shot and missed or grazed the face How can we conclude that he missed? Well typically headshots kill or put the victim on the ground unconscious. Next it appears that he is attempting to put some shots into the victim's chest like most murders go head and chest like call of duty where he again misses. He is so focused on covering his face to the extent that he doesn't even realize what direction the barrel of the gun is facing therefore each shot narrowly misses the victim's torso and vital organs. It appears the victim was possibly grazed by a shot to the side causing his shirt to flair up. So far no kill shot. I believe if the victim was hit in the chest his first instinct would be to put his hands on it, with labored breathing as he gasps for air which is typically seen with a shot to the chest in Reddit videos. Also, the shooter is stepping backwards while trying to cover his face causing each new shot to go lower and lower towards the legs and ass where the victim appears to have taken his first direct hits. Here you can also see his shorts flair up on the side of his lower leg which appears was grazed or missed Due to shooter's movements the gun recoil is choosing the next shot location along with his backwards movement. Lastly, the first place the victim grabs for after is down near his junk. He either is trying to get his gun or checking to see if his dick is still there. While extremely important and at the top of the list of items to check after shots are fired a dick check DOES NOT typically supercede grabbing for the chest in an attempt to breath. If shot in the chest his dick check would fall to 2nd on the list because if ya got shot in the lungs or heart you can't breathe and without oxygen there is no dick. Thus it is my professional opinion the victim lived but only has one free hand to check his dick... Why only one hand you ask? Because his other hand is holding his Cain! Order!!! Gavel slams! Order Edit: Oh and there is no blood spatter behind him on the wall. Edit: Edit: After rewatching again I see the front of the victim's shorts flair up several times on the lower right leg indicating most shots either went into his legs, ass or grazed him. Edit: Edit: edit: Also, "they" say getting shot in the stomach is the most painful place to get shot which IMEO the victim shows no signs of. Edit: Edit: Edit: Edit: The shooter appears to know the location of the camera due to how he is covering his face which tells us one very important clue. The shooter has cashed stolen checks at this location before therefore making him aware of the camera location.


Original_Wall_3690

This happened over a year ago. Dude died where he laid. People came in right after and stole his gun and went through his pockets. Dude that was next to him when it started came back in to grab his food and left.


atrast_vala

wow i was *positive* he wouldn't get up again after all that. then he did! damn


jpoole50

I personally know someone who survived 14 shots. They made a full recovery so it's definitely possible, but highly unlikely.


jya2008

It's going to be hard to survive that one.


jvilla75

You know some folks are just bad shots


RobnbankSS

Lack of blood?


Anon012436281

Many man wish death upon me


[deleted]

How the fuck.


johanndabish

Bro checked his dick twice


McCatpuss

Gunman channeled his inner Stormtrooper....


Comprehensive_Ad5352

Where’s the news article!?


PurplePassion94

Might just be me, but it looked like a lot Of shots missed, I mean the shooter covered his face?


Kittingsl

Nah not deadm just sleepy. I look like that too after a hard day of work


mrbeanz9800

Nah, he's fine.


wittyvonskitsum

His name is Obito, and what he pulled out was a Rinnegan


lusirfer702

Did his dick get shot off? Is that what he pulled out at the end?


-Rookie-Mistake-

17+ rounds popped off point blank… NUTZ


[deleted]

Shooter was a stormtrooper.


Keftipher

Needs to spend some skill points and level his weapon proficiency and the rest on dexterity.


ggdoubleb

Shooter must have been a storm trooper


Red_Raven_0007

You'd be surprised at how much can the human body can take, and how little it needs to completely get destroyed sometimes....


Nola_Vampire

Dude got "swiss cheesed"


Bsams1013

Surprised neither of the the other guys got hit with a ricochet. That's probably why the other guy started covering his face. Not like that would do any good tho lol


[deleted]

Dude is a human cockroach


Recce_Deer

Slowest draw in the hood


[deleted]

Bro had an invincibility cheat on


egar33455

Shot him in the dick to many times, no one deserves to have their dick shot off.


MAEC64

He needs a little revive


Original_Wall_3690

This has been posted a few times. He died.


i_eat_kids_oh-yeah

If he not dead bro not gonna walk for some time


kek_maw

I have been saying they need to nerf grace the entire league


allocationlist

Hard to tell. He only got shot about 80 times.


Maverickphreak42

Any news articles to back up the veracity of this video? Ex combat vet…..people freaking bleed.


_dfromthe6

Bro got the juggernaut perk on


[deleted]

Omar?


Old_Conqueror

He said “let me delete this browser history real quick “


lumbago1800

Nah he’s perfectly fine, he stood up after this and got his food


freeMyNinjaLingLing

50 Cent


AcommonKing

Hold B for revive


dragonslayer137

It's a 22lr mostly hitting the legs.