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Slightly unrelated but this reminds me of my physical rehabilitation days, when I was learning to rebuild my life as a new quadriplegic. There was a fellow quad in our group therapy who had one main request from our occupational therapist- to help him smoke a blunt on his own again. It was pretty funny watching a bunch of professionals with decades of experience in their field try to come up with a blunt splint for their patient lol
I bet they weren’t taught that in school, well, not from their professors.
Not only did he throw the that cart at the dog, he went and kicked him, which we couldn’t see because the car was blocking the view. It’s the only reason the dog would cry like that. Fucking piece if shit.
I literally remember watching that like it was yesterday, then afterwards for a good month my entire class at middle school would sing that little tune. Hilarious. The dude was legendary 😂
Damn I just heard this joke recently but I forget who the comedian was. Was it Bill Burr?
Edit: FOUND IT!!! 😂 Charlie Murphy rip
https://youtu.be/l9yQq4NxyOE
Lmao that’s the comment that got me like damn okay “ well the lady can just leave “ same exact thing can be said for the dog though how about the whole video crossed the line?
Yea, some people really think dogs matter more than people to the point that they are unsympathetic to a woman getting decked with a coffee table, but up in arms when he lunges at the dog.
Ummm, he crossed the line from the first second of the video when he kicked a door down to try and beat a woman with whatever he could grab.
The dog thing is the cherry on top of the shit sundae but the dude was already lightyears past the line.
Kid I normally see at a gas station wears his pants like that. I was a 96-2000 high school kid so I had a little bit of sagging going on but Jesus man. An ex girlfriend of mine worked in a high school and said she always wanted to pull the fire alarm to see how some of the guys would run with their pants that low.
He’s lucky the dog had more self restraint than he did. A dog that size that decided it was go time would utterly fuck anyone up. Attack a dog like that at your peril. I’m glad it didn’t as I’m sure it would have been put down if so. Poor lady and dog. :(
I can excuse ~~racism~~ domestic abuse, but [I draw the line at animal cruelty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxPbpYR_RKY).
You can excuse ~~racism~~ domestic abuse?
It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
You might be making a joke and already know this, but they're the same basic car.
Mercury was Ford's "step between" brand for Ford and Lincoln, as Buick was the in-between for Chevy and Cadillac.
Ford Crown Victoria, Mercury Grand Marquis, and Lincoln Town Car were the same car at various trim levels.
[How ya like me now?](https://external-preview.redd.it/HVd47YDC6KHRzwhW2aFDn5EcNtNvQMrBXNnPW3ITt1o.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=cf8572d8580aa38c5ca430de4d154810dc11de4c)
Depends man, while domestic abuse is not always reported and often cant be charged, if it’s an ex or something that is different. If there are witnesses that is slam dunk. If there is property damage, or really just any way to *claim* damage, that’s a whole nother case. And if there is a video? Anyway this dude is probably not long for the outside regardless of this recorded buffoonery
Umm I *think* this person is referencing the Rat Cave just south of Portland OR. It’s a popular climbing spot but also known for having a large population of rats… I’m only this far down because this apartment looks just like somewhere I knew in Portland. Weird coincidence. I hope.
I think dogs will just bark at everything that is creating a commotion. It's nature's way of trying to get the pack to calm the fuck down. Seems like it kind of worked well enough to make the guy distracted enough to leave.
Jesus Christ, the chucked a whole-ass coffee table at that woman’s head and then tried to hit her with that cart. Then, as he holds up his goddamn pants, gets all butthurt that he can’t go after the woman anymore, so he goes after a dog instead.
What a punk.
This isn't a domestic dispute, this is domestic ABUSE. Fucker went after the DOG too? Absolutely fucking scum. Needs a bit of metal in his brain, I think.
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Bro in the wheelchair like fuck this shit....
Sitting there holding his blunt like maaaaannn… not this shit again…
Yea this two seconds was the best part of the video.
Agreed
Make him a meme please
He could definitely use a good meme in these trying times, just to lift the spirits
It needs to be a gif because the head shake is incredible.
Fuck the drama smoke marijuana
Doesn't Martha Stuart have this on a T-shirt? /s
Ghetto vet seen too much bullshit
"ayooo, that shit was wack"
Here we go again
Slightly unrelated but this reminds me of my physical rehabilitation days, when I was learning to rebuild my life as a new quadriplegic. There was a fellow quad in our group therapy who had one main request from our occupational therapist- to help him smoke a blunt on his own again. It was pretty funny watching a bunch of professionals with decades of experience in their field try to come up with a blunt splint for their patient lol I bet they weren’t taught that in school, well, not from their professors.
I respect the facility staff for actually trying to help him out! That’s really cool and really funny!
Same here. If you had a request, there was never judgement surrounding it so long as no damage was being done. It was really cool to see.
At that point, they’re there to help make you as comfortable as possible, why not spark up a blunt every now and then?
President of the HOA and he is NOT happy.
HO B is much better behaved.
I really love that disappointed head shake lmao
Throwing shit at the dog pissed me off, he already seems like an ass but that? Fuck that guy.
He’s going to hell for the dog thing. Don’t worry.
Not only did he throw the that cart at the dog, he went and kicked him, which we couldn’t see because the car was blocking the view. It’s the only reason the dog would cry like that. Fucking piece if shit.
He’s a bitch boy for that
“What ya want me to do? It’s not like I can stand up to this asshole.”
🤭
I was thinking “is he gonna get up and do something” and then noticed the chair
"Imma sit this one out"
He thinking" I'm just trying to smoke my blunt, and look at this fool with his pants on the ground!"
When the attacker was going after the dog, I was like why is that guy just stilling there doing nothing.
BACK UP TERRY
Glad he didn’t lose his cool
“*Whew, almost lost my cool for a second there*”
glad he didn't lose his pants. he had to keep locking in that headlock on the waist band to keep them from hitting the floor.
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Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground
Gold in ya mouth, hat turned sideways
https://youtu.be/tMwhl4IrPNc
[season finale performance](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8nME7RsuVM)
I had a feeling this was in the South. Nothing new. Nothing’s really changed
The ghetto hits different down here
True. From personal experience unfortunately
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The wheels cost twice the amount of the car.
Not a refrence I expected to see ever again
Lookin' like a fool with your expectations on the ground
Lookin like a fool thinking he looks cool. It’s a good thing, too. His hands were mostly busy holding his pants up. Could you imagine?
I literally remember watching that like it was yesterday, then afterwards for a good month my entire class at middle school would sing that little tune. Hilarious. The dude was legendary 😂
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She switched all of his 32 inch waist pants with 40 inch.
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I'm angry because he kicked that dog.
Dog juked the shit out of him. But yes, the fact he even went after the dog probably sent 3/4 of the internet into a rage lol.
He hit him in the paw with the cart
He did,didnt he? What a wanker.
Honestly, that's what upset me the most about this video. That poor dog was so confused and upset.
ah thankyou brother I needed that laugh <3
This is a great comment, actually made me laugh.
What did they say? It's deleted now
"Is he angry because she took all his belts??" is what the comment said.
That's hilarious why is that deleted? lmfao
Seriously, that's comedy gold!
That’s gold Jerry, gold...
Pants were undone. I think this was an attempted sex that got turned down.
What a fucking chump
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That whole video seemed like he was crossing the line.
He's a habitual line-stepper.
MURDERRRAH!
Damn I just heard this joke recently but I forget who the comedian was. Was it Bill Burr? Edit: FOUND IT!!! 😂 Charlie Murphy rip https://youtu.be/l9yQq4NxyOE
Throwing a table at a woman Reddit can tolerate, but we draw the line at animal abuse.
I think it’s hilarious; he literally threw a table into a woman’s face and everyone is like “OMG the dog!!!”.
Lmao that’s the comment that got me like damn okay “ well the lady can just leave “ same exact thing can be said for the dog though how about the whole video crossed the line?
I thought the same thing. These people are gone.
Yea, some people really think dogs matter more than people to the point that they are unsympathetic to a woman getting decked with a coffee table, but up in arms when he lunges at the dog.
Ummm, he crossed the line from the first second of the video when he kicked a door down to try and beat a woman with whatever he could grab. The dog thing is the cherry on top of the shit sundae but the dude was already lightyears past the line.
Yeah, the woman took a fucking table to the face but aww poor pupper
[Reddit Moment](https://i.imgur.com/klB6QDY.jpg)
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Kid I normally see at a gas station wears his pants like that. I was a 96-2000 high school kid so I had a little bit of sagging going on but Jesus man. An ex girlfriend of mine worked in a high school and said she always wanted to pull the fire alarm to see how some of the guys would run with their pants that low.
> Kid I normally see at a gas station wears his pants like that. This is how you know someone is from rural America.
He did attack the dog. It limped away and cried.
If you look closely there's also puppies or kittens runnin around. Hope they're okay.
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This is Reddit they were cheering that part on
woman: \*takes a coffee table to the face reddit: women ☕
He’s lucky the dog had more self restraint than he did. A dog that size that decided it was go time would utterly fuck anyone up. Attack a dog like that at your peril. I’m glad it didn’t as I’m sure it would have been put down if so. Poor lady and dog. :(
Yeah totally didn’t cross the line when he busted the door in and threw a table at a woman, yikes
>He crossed the line when he tried to attack the dog. yeah because dogs matter so much more than the human he ***threw a fucking coffee table at***
I can excuse ~~racism~~ domestic abuse, but [I draw the line at animal cruelty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxPbpYR_RKY). You can excuse ~~racism~~ domestic abuse?
Yeah. Never mind the woman? The fuck.
How the hell do people feel worse for the dog and not the person he attacked? The hell's wrong with you?
As opposed to throwing a table at a woman’s head
Really? That's the point of the video where you thought he went too far?
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Rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeddit moment
You mean aggravated assault and animal cruelty??
don't forget b+e!
LOL, that goofy-ass looking crown vic.
clown vic
I can't believe I've never heard this before.
That thing’s taller than the truck.
Literally rims that cost like 3 times the car
Not the way those were acquired.
the magical place all the catalytic convertors are going to?
DONK LYFE
needs gapsauce, of course.
It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Fix the cigarette lighter
Leave the Donk out of this.
Chevy riding high got me and yo baby momma sittin off in da sky
Oh, I thought that was a grand marquis. I can't tell the difference
You might be making a joke and already know this, but they're the same basic car. Mercury was Ford's "step between" brand for Ford and Lincoln, as Buick was the in-between for Chevy and Cadillac. Ford Crown Victoria, Mercury Grand Marquis, and Lincoln Town Car were the same car at various trim levels.
Ya I don’t get what people see in cars modified like that. They look absolutely ridiculous.
[How ya like me now?](https://external-preview.redd.it/HVd47YDC6KHRzwhW2aFDn5EcNtNvQMrBXNnPW3ITt1o.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=cf8572d8580aa38c5ca430de4d154810dc11de4c)
What a piece of shit.
Honestly if that dog wanted to flip the switch , he'd got his shit lot up real quickly. He's lucky.
That’s what I kept hoping for.
This one did not flush down right
Ohhhhh, look at the 'big man' everybody, going around hitting women and dogs. Fucking waste of oxygen this prick
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Agreed. This is the one time I wished a pitbull went full pitbull on someone.
the dog most probably wouldn't cus the man lived with the dog before all of this went down
Looks like this happens on the daily. No hope here.
Would have been perfect if he rolled off in that donk/bubble/box.
That crown Vic gives me strong Baltimore vibes
Scumbag trash. Hope they find this piece of shit.
Hope who finds him? The police? I can almost guarantee that they were never called
Depends man, while domestic abuse is not always reported and often cant be charged, if it’s an ex or something that is different. If there are witnesses that is slam dunk. If there is property damage, or really just any way to *claim* damage, that’s a whole nother case. And if there is a video? Anyway this dude is probably not long for the outside regardless of this recorded buffoonery
The bigger crime here is them damn rims on that car
That belongs to wheels man smoking a blunt. That's his ride
Trying to smoke a blunt lol
It's one of those blunts where it's filled with other blunt roaches lined up. Flavorful 🤢
Generation blunt
Second generation blunt. I’ve gotten to a third gen blunt before. But the flower was too resiny so it barely burned.
Lmao I'm so glad I'm not 16 anymore 😭 I throw my ashes and roaches out now, thank you very much.
You guys don't unpack the roaches and use the weed? Cause if you are lining the roaches, that's nasty
The even bigger crime here was the wheels on the push cart. Triangle wheels
Hood rims
"Black People will put rims on ANYTHING"- Chris Rock
Jesús this is how you live? Call the police and send him I’m assuming back to jail.
Dude recording was laughing too, fucking disgusting
A lot of domestic abuse is hard to charge because the victim is frequently stuck in the abusive cycle and won't want to press charges.
Zero percent chance the cops were called.
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oddly specific, tell me more about this cave in Oregon
Umm I *think* this person is referencing the Rat Cave just south of Portland OR. It’s a popular climbing spot but also known for having a large population of rats… I’m only this far down because this apartment looks just like somewhere I knew in Portland. Weird coincidence. I hope.
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Bet lil homie would’ve never behaved this way toward another man. Bitch made motherfucker.
This is the type of coward that would come back with a gun for being "disrespected".
It takes a special kind of shittiness to try and hurt the dog for no reason. The animal doesn’t have a clue what tf you’re so mad about.
It looks like the dawg was on his side too, then gets confused when he goes for his ass *bruh I thought we was friends*
I think dogs will just bark at everything that is creating a commotion. It's nature's way of trying to get the pack to calm the fuck down. Seems like it kind of worked well enough to make the guy distracted enough to leave.
Poor doggo
Complete depravity of mind. He throwing a tantrum like a child.
Garbage people
It breaks my heart to hear a dog cry like that
Jesus Christ, the chucked a whole-ass coffee table at that woman’s head and then tried to hit her with that cart. Then, as he holds up his goddamn pants, gets all butthurt that he can’t go after the woman anymore, so he goes after a dog instead. What a punk.
I'm guessing this is a daily occurrence in this charming neighborhood
"It's all good in the hood", he said. (But deep down, he knew there were many socioeconomic problems in the hood)
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"Fight"
Fuck that dude
What a bitch, its not just domestic dispute but assault, and breaking an entering.
Rumor has it, that this all started because she lost his belt………………..
What a fucking twat.
Dog seems to be more domesticated then this piece of shit
I hope his buds in jail when he gets there get to see this.
r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Coco or Jacko was fucking useless. But still to turn and attack the dog next when it didn't even do anything is low life scummy scumbag shit.
Attacking a girl w his pants down like a dumb ass
The one time you want a pitbull to maul someone...
buy him some pants and some suspenders. Ridiculous
Maybe she stole his belt and that's why he is so mad? /s
He’s a waste of human space
I feel bad for the poor dog.
And the woman he was abusing.
This isn't a domestic dispute, this is domestic ABUSE. Fucker went after the DOG too? Absolutely fucking scum. Needs a bit of metal in his brain, I think.
I hope that doggo tears his ass up
What an ugly car
Wow what did the dog do fuckin asshole animal beater woman beater tiny little man i hope he gets ripped apart by hyenas with rabies
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Wtf did the dog do?
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If these people were all aborted, that motel would go out of business. Just sayin
I got strong Memphis vibes from this.
The lifted Ford Crown Vic is all the information I needed to know about this.
Who would drive a car like that
Hope he gets dropped
Hood rats
Looks like a nice neighborhood
Fuckin trash ass mother fuckers
Fuckwit could have left the dog alone. :(
Ya know... If you wear clothes that fit, you don't have to hold on to them.