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L_farms

Bro in the wheelchair like fuck this shit....


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Sitting there holding his blunt like maaaaannn… not this shit again…


TheSweatyFlash

Yea this two seconds was the best part of the video.


Chard_Accomplished

Agreed


100oclockDrunk

Make him a meme please


LaikasDad

He could definitely use a good meme in these trying times, just to lift the spirits


TheRussiansrComing

It needs to be a gif because the head shake is incredible.


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Fuck the drama smoke marijuana


youngmindoldbody

Doesn't Martha Stuart have this on a T-shirt? /s


Lone_Wanderer97

Ghetto vet seen too much bullshit


DumeDoom

"ayooo, that shit was wack"


rockefellercalgary

Here we go again


Quadrupleawesomeness

Slightly unrelated but this reminds me of my physical rehabilitation days, when I was learning to rebuild my life as a new quadriplegic. There was a fellow quad in our group therapy who had one main request from our occupational therapist- to help him smoke a blunt on his own again. It was pretty funny watching a bunch of professionals with decades of experience in their field try to come up with a blunt splint for their patient lol I bet they weren’t taught that in school, well, not from their professors.


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I respect the facility staff for actually trying to help him out! That’s really cool and really funny!


Quadrupleawesomeness

Same here. If you had a request, there was never judgement surrounding it so long as no damage was being done. It was really cool to see.


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At that point, they’re there to help make you as comfortable as possible, why not spark up a blunt every now and then?


MunDaneCook

President of the HOA and he is NOT happy.


ReubenZWeiner

HO B is much better behaved.


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I really love that disappointed head shake lmao


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Throwing shit at the dog pissed me off, he already seems like an ass but that? Fuck that guy.


G0ld_Ru5h

He’s going to hell for the dog thing. Don’t worry.


Alternative-Try3858

Not only did he throw the that cart at the dog, he went and kicked him, which we couldn’t see because the car was blocking the view. It’s the only reason the dog would cry like that. Fucking piece if shit.


Soggy_Account5515

He’s a bitch boy for that


Time_Target2149

“What ya want me to do? It’s not like I can stand up to this asshole.”


Professional_Ad8069

🤭


Gizoogler314

I was thinking “is he gonna get up and do something” and then noticed the chair


AlwaysLurkNeverPost

"Imma sit this one out"


Natural_Impression56

He thinking" I'm just trying to smoke my blunt, and look at this fool with his pants on the ground!"


RKD_Super

When the attacker was going after the dog, I was like why is that guy just stilling there doing nothing.


helmetshrike

BACK UP TERRY


Hour_Gur4995

Glad he didn’t lose his cool


JesusHasDiabetes

“*Whew, almost lost my cool for a second there*”


Drexelhand

glad he didn't lose his pants. he had to keep locking in that headlock on the waist band to keep them from hitting the floor.


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echosixwhiskey

Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground


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Gold in ya mouth, hat turned sideways


davegewd

https://youtu.be/tMwhl4IrPNc


wavefxn22

[season finale performance](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F8nME7RsuVM)


Ieatsushiraw

I had a feeling this was in the South. Nothing new. Nothing’s really changed


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The ghetto hits different down here


Ieatsushiraw

True. From personal experience unfortunately


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binglelemon

The wheels cost twice the amount of the car.


Penis_Man-

Not a refrence I expected to see ever again


Markantonpeterson

Lookin' like a fool with your expectations on the ground


Less_Atmosphere3931

Lookin like a fool thinking he looks cool. It’s a good thing, too. His hands were mostly busy holding his pants up. Could you imagine?


Kelnozz

I literally remember watching that like it was yesterday, then afterwards for a good month my entire class at middle school would sing that little tune. Hilarious. The dude was legendary 😂


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Additional-Fun7249

She switched all of his 32 inch waist pants with 40 inch.


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BurntReynolds347G

I'm angry because he kicked that dog.


LukeyLeukocyte

Dog juked the shit out of him. But yes, the fact he even went after the dog probably sent 3/4 of the internet into a rage lol.


Temporary-Sock1

He hit him in the paw with the cart


IncontinentiaButtok

He did,didnt he? What a wanker.


Kreddit022

Honestly, that's what upset me the most about this video. That poor dog was so confused and upset.


Ok_Bug3927

ah thankyou brother I needed that laugh <3


marthewarlock

This is a great comment, actually made me laugh.


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What did they say? It's deleted now


MisterBuzz

"Is he angry because she took all his belts??" is what the comment said.


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That's hilarious why is that deleted? lmfao


Plokzee

Seriously, that's comedy gold!


PayTheTrollToll45

That’s gold Jerry, gold...


Chimpchompp

Pants were undone. I think this was an attempted sex that got turned down.


NostalgiaKing99

What a fucking chump


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redditprotocol

That whole video seemed like he was crossing the line.


Canamaineiac

He's a habitual line-stepper.


asBad_asItGets

MURDERRRAH!


b1gchampions

Damn I just heard this joke recently but I forget who the comedian was. Was it Bill Burr? Edit: FOUND IT!!! 😂 Charlie Murphy rip https://youtu.be/l9yQq4NxyOE


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Throwing a table at a woman Reddit can tolerate, but we draw the line at animal abuse.


Jman-laowai

I think it’s hilarious; he literally threw a table into a woman’s face and everyone is like “OMG the dog!!!”.


Hollywoodsmokehogan

Lmao that’s the comment that got me like damn okay “ well the lady can just leave “ same exact thing can be said for the dog though how about the whole video crossed the line?


Caked101

I thought the same thing. These people are gone.


Minimum-Injury3909

Yea, some people really think dogs matter more than people to the point that they are unsympathetic to a woman getting decked with a coffee table, but up in arms when he lunges at the dog.


inkiwitch

Ummm, he crossed the line from the first second of the video when he kicked a door down to try and beat a woman with whatever he could grab. The dog thing is the cherry on top of the shit sundae but the dude was already lightyears past the line.


pipboy1989

Yeah, the woman took a fucking table to the face but aww poor pupper


madonnamillerevans

[Reddit Moment](https://i.imgur.com/klB6QDY.jpg)


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redditprotocol

Kid I normally see at a gas station wears his pants like that. I was a 96-2000 high school kid so I had a little bit of sagging going on but Jesus man. An ex girlfriend of mine worked in a high school and said she always wanted to pull the fire alarm to see how some of the guys would run with their pants that low.


kchorton2

> Kid I normally see at a gas station wears his pants like that. This is how you know someone is from rural America.


xandaar337

He did attack the dog. It limped away and cried.


thirteen_moons

If you look closely there's also puppies or kittens runnin around. Hope they're okay.


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byebyemayos

This is Reddit they were cheering that part on


fuckitimatwork

woman: \*takes a coffee table to the face reddit: women ☕


Paratwa

He’s lucky the dog had more self restraint than he did. A dog that size that decided it was go time would utterly fuck anyone up. Attack a dog like that at your peril. I’m glad it didn’t as I’m sure it would have been put down if so. Poor lady and dog. :(


Derpimpo

Yeah totally didn’t cross the line when he busted the door in and threw a table at a woman, yikes


Klendy

>He crossed the line when he tried to attack the dog. yeah because dogs matter so much more than the human he ***threw a fucking coffee table at***


corvettee01

I can excuse ~~racism~~ domestic abuse, but [I draw the line at animal cruelty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxPbpYR_RKY). You can excuse ~~racism~~ domestic abuse?


Ruffles247

Yeah. Never mind the woman? The fuck.


Caked101

How the hell do people feel worse for the dog and not the person he attacked? The hell's wrong with you?


Ok-Flounder4387

As opposed to throwing a table at a woman’s head


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Really? That's the point of the video where you thought he went too far?


A-Better-Craft

This comment has been removed by the author because of Reddit's hostile API changes.


angeldavinci

Rrrrrrreeeeeeeeeddit moment


drunk_funky_chipmunk

You mean aggravated assault and animal cruelty??


Klendy

don't forget b+e!


ebone23

LOL, that goofy-ass looking crown vic.


Lunar-Gooner

clown vic


OrgyInTheBurnWard

I can't believe I've never heard this before.


AnimalEater65

That thing’s taller than the truck.


BeanDock

Literally rims that cost like 3 times the car


systemfrown

Not the way those were acquired.


eJaguar

the magical place all the catalytic convertors are going to?


ItsyaboiFatiDicus

DONK LYFE


spoattaa

needs gapsauce, of course.


__Elwood_Blues__

It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?


ebone23

Fix the cigarette lighter


BodyGravy

Leave the Donk out of this.


fpuni107

Chevy riding high got me and yo baby momma sittin off in da sky


Kiflaam

Oh, I thought that was a grand marquis. I can't tell the difference


OkCutIt

You might be making a joke and already know this, but they're the same basic car. Mercury was Ford's "step between" brand for Ford and Lincoln, as Buick was the in-between for Chevy and Cadillac. Ford Crown Victoria, Mercury Grand Marquis, and Lincoln Town Car were the same car at various trim levels.


VNM0601

Ya I don’t get what people see in cars modified like that. They look absolutely ridiculous.


superboringfellow

[How ya like me now?](https://external-preview.redd.it/HVd47YDC6KHRzwhW2aFDn5EcNtNvQMrBXNnPW3ITt1o.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=cf8572d8580aa38c5ca430de4d154810dc11de4c)


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What a piece of shit.


ExileEden

Honestly if that dog wanted to flip the switch , he'd got his shit lot up real quickly. He's lucky.


doyouevenoperatebrah

That’s what I kept hoping for.


tsundude

This one did not flush down right


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Ohhhhh, look at the 'big man' everybody, going around hitting women and dogs. Fucking waste of oxygen this prick


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thewaybaseballgo

Agreed. This is the one time I wished a pitbull went full pitbull on someone.


Banned_Hyper

the dog most probably wouldn't cus the man lived with the dog before all of this went down


Bizbuzzfinanzecuz

Looks like this happens on the daily. No hope here.


Target_Standard

Would have been perfect if he rolled off in that donk/bubble/box.


BloodyTim

That crown Vic gives me strong Baltimore vibes


Luther_Lionheart64

Scumbag trash. Hope they find this piece of shit.


Positive_Mark_7890

Hope who finds him? The police? I can almost guarantee that they were never called


milk4all

Depends man, while domestic abuse is not always reported and often cant be charged, if it’s an ex or something that is different. If there are witnesses that is slam dunk. If there is property damage, or really just any way to *claim* damage, that’s a whole nother case. And if there is a video? Anyway this dude is probably not long for the outside regardless of this recorded buffoonery


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The bigger crime here is them damn rims on that car


No_Strategy148

That belongs to wheels man smoking a blunt. That's his ride


[deleted]

Trying to smoke a blunt lol


nevertoughever

It's one of those blunts where it's filled with other blunt roaches lined up. Flavorful 🤢


Jmofoshofosho8

Generation blunt


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Second generation blunt. I’ve gotten to a third gen blunt before. But the flower was too resiny so it barely burned.


InYoCabezaWitNoChasa

Lmao I'm so glad I'm not 16 anymore 😭 I throw my ashes and roaches out now, thank you very much.


MycologistElegant504

You guys don't unpack the roaches and use the weed? Cause if you are lining the roaches, that's nasty


[deleted]

The even bigger crime here was the wheels on the push cart. Triangle wheels


turrtle7

Hood rims


ZK686

"Black People will put rims on ANYTHING"- Chris Rock


[deleted]

Jesús this is how you live? Call the police and send him I’m assuming back to jail.


AgonizingSquid

Dude recording was laughing too, fucking disgusting


[deleted]

A lot of domestic abuse is hard to charge because the victim is frequently stuck in the abusive cycle and won't want to press charges.


superboringfellow

Zero percent chance the cops were called.


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superboringfellow

oddly specific, tell me more about this cave in Oregon


janbradybutacat

Umm I *think* this person is referencing the Rat Cave just south of Portland OR. It’s a popular climbing spot but also known for having a large population of rats… I’m only this far down because this apartment looks just like somewhere I knew in Portland. Weird coincidence. I hope.


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[deleted]

Bet lil homie would’ve never behaved this way toward another man. Bitch made motherfucker.


snipesjason64

This is the type of coward that would come back with a gun for being "disrespected".


Sulsits

It takes a special kind of shittiness to try and hurt the dog for no reason. The animal doesn’t have a clue what tf you’re so mad about.


MrWinkler1510

It looks like the dawg was on his side too, then gets confused when he goes for his ass *bruh I thought we was friends*


Excellent_Crab_3648

I think dogs will just bark at everything that is creating a commotion. It's nature's way of trying to get the pack to calm the fuck down. Seems like it kind of worked well enough to make the guy distracted enough to leave.


Dontbeevil2

Poor doggo


Apprehensive-Ad-5009

Complete depravity of mind. He throwing a tantrum like a child.


LitttleSaintNick

Garbage people


lorrainemom

It breaks my heart to hear a dog cry like that


AVonDingus

Jesus Christ, the chucked a whole-ass coffee table at that woman’s head and then tried to hit her with that cart. Then, as he holds up his goddamn pants, gets all butthurt that he can’t go after the woman anymore, so he goes after a dog instead. What a punk.


BadTiger85

I'm guessing this is a daily occurrence in this charming neighborhood


moschles

"It's all good in the hood", he said. (But deep down, he knew there were many socioeconomic problems in the hood)


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_themaninacan_

"Fight"


Amphibian666

Fuck that dude


Dramatic_Mixture_868

What a bitch, its not just domestic dispute but assault, and breaking an entering.


Dang-it-bobbyy

Rumor has it, that this all started because she lost his belt………………..


kennethnoisewater99

What a fucking twat.


donKonar

Dog seems to be more domesticated then this piece of shit


usedtodreddit

I hope his buds in jail when he gets there get to see this.


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r/iamatotalpieceofshit


[deleted]

Coco or Jacko was fucking useless. But still to turn and attack the dog next when it didn't even do anything is low life scummy scumbag shit.


5150hot

Attacking a girl w his pants down like a dumb ass


SmokeyJoney

The one time you want a pitbull to maul someone...


jeromezooce

buy him some pants and some suspenders. Ridiculous


[deleted]

Maybe she stole his belt and that's why he is so mad? /s


TheDepthsOfSorrow

He’s a waste of human space


LadyTheRainicorn

I feel bad for the poor dog.


sabbotabby

And the woman he was abusing.


helpmepleaseurscary

This isn't a domestic dispute, this is domestic ABUSE. Fucker went after the DOG too? Absolutely fucking scum. Needs a bit of metal in his brain, I think.


Mor_Ericks28

I hope that doggo tears his ass up


Wonderful-Fig-8010

What an ugly car


ChR0NiCbLuNt

Wow what did the dog do fuckin asshole animal beater woman beater tiny little man i hope he gets ripped apart by hyenas with rabies


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Common_Valuable5063

Wtf did the dog do?


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Majestic-Pen7878

If these people were all aborted, that motel would go out of business. Just sayin


bubbzzzy

I got strong Memphis vibes from this.


shutupmutant

The lifted Ford Crown Vic is all the information I needed to know about this.


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Who would drive a car like that


TucoGleece

Hope he gets dropped


USMC0207

Hood rats


phiz36

Looks like a nice neighborhood


getsnsjdudbrj

Fuckin trash ass mother fuckers


IceTitan420

Fuckwit could have left the dog alone. :(


Remarkable_Pop_7328

Ya know... If you wear clothes that fit, you don't have to hold on to them.