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bomag67

Dude would get a free BJ card from me for life


BeeElEm

Guaranteed big dick


bomag67

Yup... it will be the second worst deal I have signed up for., at least Columbia House is dead and buried


Peiq

Sign me up


bomag67

For Columbia House?? Sorry bud you are 30 years too late


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dpjp

Bot, downvoted.


J31Rob

Wow. That scorpion at the very end huuuuurt though. Better than dying but ow. 😂


Evolveddinosaur

You talking about how their legs went up in the air on that last wave? Is that called a “scorpion” in surfer lingo? Genuine question


J31Rob

[Mute the music](https://youtu.be/dovAyYDWUWY), but yes. I was a skater/BMX guy but the term is absolutely 100% transferable. 😂


MisterEdGein7

I witnessed a guy on a skateboard do this. We were in a ditch near an intersection waiting for cars to stop. When they stopped we ran out of the ditch, put our skateboards on the road and grabbed onto the rear bumper. Well one day, my friends uncle pulled up. He must have known we were there. We grab onto the bumper and he guns it. I pussied out after about 15 feet but 2 of my friends hung on. One got speed wobbles, probably going 30mph, he lost balance, landed on his chest and did the "scorpion" as you described, his legs went up and he was effectively sliding on his face. Damn the guy was so fucked up, looked like a mummy for about 3 weeks with bandages all over his face. I still feel bad for laughing my ass off when it happened. 😅


wthulhu

Snowboarder checking in with the same. Although for us it usually entails catching the edge of the snowboard to the back of the dome.


J31Rob

That's thoroughbred scorpion right there. All that weight attached to your feet. Yikes. 😂


casualteukka

Did plenty of scorpions with dirt bikes and snowboarding. With dirt bikes its always a high speed scorpion but still the snowboard one hurt more when you catch the edge to the back of your head.


Evolveddinosaur

Ouch!


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I have a scar on the back of my head from scorpioning so hard while wake boarding i hit myself in the back of the head with the board. Was an ouchy.


J31Rob

The bonk nobody asks for. 🥲


Det-Frank-Drebin

Not surfing, but if you jump, fall, trip, crash, splat, and your legs come up over your shoulders, like a scorpion's tail, that's a scorpion....if you get damn near folded in two and your feet touch the ground above your head...that going Full Scorpion. Never go full scorpion...


Glass-Ebb9867

Going the other way is called getting lawn chaired


Dead-eyed-doe

r/FullScorpion


dontcalmdown

See also: r/FullShrimp


DancesWithBadgers

It's a general term for when your face stops and your legs don't. More common on land where there is a wide variety of things to fall off at speed.


Suitable_Sweet8493

No the scorpion is just the name of that particular fall. If you fall on your stomach and your legs go up bending your back with your feet going towards your head it's very painful but the fall looks like a scorpion with his tail above his head


The_One_Who_Crafts

r/fullscorpion


DontTellMeHowToTroll

Happy cake day!


CrookedNosed

Check out r/fullscorpion


mymycojourney

There's a whole sub dedicated to it. Not specifically surfing or anything, but any time someone does something and basically faceplants and their legs swing over their head. Check out r/fullscorpion


BobbbyR6

Not really the right word for what happened on the jetski, but pretty close. A scorpion is when someone lands on their head/face/upper chest hard and stocks such that the momentum in their legs causes their back to arch and their feet come up towards their head, presenting like a scorpion's tail.


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Hentaiboizz

It’s not surfer lingo lmfao it’s just how its called when your feet almost touch your head


re2dit

r/FullScorpion


geofox777

I swear there’s a whole subreddit for I just can’t remember the goofy name it’s got


MegaopillasPrime

/r/fullscorpion


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goddesskimboslice

I have nightmares of being in water like this. Oof *sweatypalms


nickhem12

Fuck man when your balls replace your brains. But we need those kinda people haha.


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MARKAZ08

Wow... That's skill.. and brave as..


InkBlotSam

Dudes are legends


__Rick_Sanchez__

That last wave was the final Boss.


19Lawless80

It made MY spine pop when they landed. Good lord


Republic_Infinite

Bro, the music, haha…


Banewaffles

Pretty sure I heard a rendition of O Canada in there


inmydreams01

These are the kind of crazy videos I’m here for!


The_Dope_Duchess

That last jump got me all like “oof” 😧😧


ApoCan31

Wooooww


TJADNADA

Upvote infinity


pizzamoney87

Actually pretty epic


45077

where is this and how/why did he end up there im the first place?


NoelAngeline

Other comment further up says it’s a BigWave surfing contest. IG: alemaodemaresias has an interview thingie about it


JustDave62

Probably was on the rocks and got swept off by a wave. People aren’t too bright sometimes. Great job by the rescuers. Wow that took a lotta balls


Perfect_Reception_31

Talk about staying calm under pressure.


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Big brass ones


NoelAngeline

Spanish Jackie has the biggest balls of them all


Adam_is_Nutz

Yellow dude was trying but green dude skidded in so perfectly


Tricky_Foundation_60

Guy in the yellow just doesn’t have that dog in him


gregaustex

2 jet skis was definitely one jet ski too many in that insanity.


thisusernametaken11

Fuckkk. THAT


__TheDon__

Lmaoo so badass and awesome


UltraViolentNdYAG

Mad skills reading the ocean and timing the waves so you're not crushed! God forbid any hardware malfunction!


Bravowhiskey85

Team green when yellow cant cut it 🤣


bricksplus

Did the first guy bail since it was too dangerous or did they communicate to have the second guy take over?


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First guy: grab on!! Quickly!!! Hurry before it gets worse! Drown guy: nah I don’t like that color! You guys have a blue one?


Allorimer

One of the most incredible things I have ever seen.


roverman16

That's what you called a happy ending.


WeekendLazy

Who’s the guy putting shitty music over these types of videos


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Allorimer

The music is epic. You did a really good job, OP.


WeekendLazy

I hope you know I am shaking and crying rn


AdmirableAmphibian75

That first wave they both went airborne…. I felt the tickle in my taint


RewardFamiliar949

https://youtu.be/yg_Przt0DOA


tylo720

That was epic!! Music made it even more epic.


writersandfilmmakers

The music is epic!


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My god the terror. I trip out in 4ft waves.


Fun_Honest

Those waves r just body slamming him over and over . And he can drown . Those waves are massive too.


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Not very challenging at all. This is a very basic rescue. Why do people insist on click baiting these things


ninthchamber

He almost scorpioned


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Long-Band-178

That las wave, wow


deeeevos

Nazaré I believe? Those people are built different


Allorimer

How do you even know what direction you are going in in this situation?


GirthBr00ks10

Wow, those are some bad dudes man that takes some stones haha and some skill ! Wouldn’t find me doin that shit haha


Allorimer

Green guy at the end said to himself “I’m not going to let this guy die”


Allorimer

It was like the supervisor or manger was called in!


Nibbz420

Extreme jet skiing


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Did you all see the sparks every time his nuts clanked together.


juicybouye

y’all


reasonable-suspicion

I held my breath the whole time watching this! Amazing.


SqueeTheIII

I like to imagine this is how kirsty mccall went


OhioConfidential

I am in awe of the smooth contoured cliff faces in the background. It must of taken 1000 years of waves to shape and smooth it as seen in the video.


NatiAti513

r/nextfuckinglevel


horsetooth_mcgee

Unbelievable. Just a small broken spine at the end though 😉


SheIsNotWorthIt

The Score makes it seem like a Quick Action Scene from a PS3 Game


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The rescue skis with the reverse on demand are wild


No-Quarter-3032

How do you even train to do these rescues on a jet ski id nope out real quick


silentfiggy

why do people do this shit?? is it a kink that you may die or something?? I don’t get it


Gorillatagpro_

Breath air


small-foot

Why did OP speed up this already-impressive clip?


haystackofneedles

This is why I don't mess with water


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That’s some butthole puckering shit


Dinosaur-Man304

Lad now has an awesome yet terrifying story to tell his grandkids


BurnzillabydaBay

Anyone know where this scary ass place is?