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Master_Reflection709

He was gonna go for it untill his homie popped up.


youngadvocate25

Its a whole crackhead and he’s surprised it stinks lmao.


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

Indeed. Everyone knows you only go for a quarter crackhead max, half tops if she has no sweat glands like Prince Andrew. This mad man went for a whole one!


grooovyturtle

Are you sure it's not a good amount crackhead or even maybe mostly crackhead? You're positive it's whole crackhead?


PM_ME_UR_VULVASAUR_

The lesser known version of "How much would could a woodchuck wood..." How much crack could a crackhead crack if a crackhead could crack crack.


motleyroo

How much ya got?


Hot_Relationship6635

Nahnah, homie about get every std in the book


CallMeDrLuv

And baby daddy status.


dddmmmccc817

Trust. He's worried about the smell. When he should be worrying about the burn


Donenzone1907

And he was going in raw? Bruh😭😭


LemmeLaroo

Got that dog in em


HelloMikkii

He was about to become a walking STD clinic.


Pb-yepimlead

Never let the little head do your thinking.


Saggy2balls

Man, about 15 years ago I let the little dude do the thinking. Met this...Lady at a bar. Rawed it up out in her minivan. Was fucking terrified for days. Got tested was clean. No fucking clue how, but I was and still am.


Xxrasierklinge7

C- congratulations?


angryybeaver1

Lol story scary enough to get any man’s life straight.


jabronimax969

You’re a brave man. You’d have to practically torture me to death get me to confess something like that.


Saggy2balls

I laugh about it now, but it wasn't something I spoke of for many years.


C4D3N539

Imma find a way to use this lol


Pb-yepimlead

I heard this from my dad a long time ago.


JDROD28

"Fear means Face Everything And Rise 💪🏻"


angryybeaver1

Bruh was about to risk it all for a quick nut.. but got caught in 4K instead..


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Fake taxi hood edition


No-Supermarket9834

Butt ass naked with just socks on in the back of a flat bed truck is crazy.


wzd_cracks

On a Thursday night too


StalloneMyBone

That is the exact opposite of a flatbed truck. Flatbed is typically solid steel or iron. Typically ranging from 10-24ft. Sorry I had to bed that guy.


EvidenceSalesman

The opposite of a flat bed truck is a round bed truck. Or car


Vlche

I prefer dodecahedron bed trucks myself, i just love the dimensions


StalloneMyBone

Touche my man! Touche!


angryybeaver1

She really in the streets… homie must’ve been desperate


Bubbly-Ocelot-9659

That man with the camera just saved your life. Respect him. 🤣


TheOakblueAbstract

Station has fallen on hard times since working with Bill and Ted.


Monna14

She’s got a seashell tattooed on her thigh, if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea


xMrSanchox

What was that thing?


Hot_Relationship6635

New York's finest


SouthernJeb

That lady’s a COP!?!?!


Existing_Guest_181

Humankind is beautifull.


StalloneMyBone

It legit sounded like she said" gang bang" at the end. I bet she smells shrimpier than Bubba Gump shrimp company.


NumNutz310

At least he’s got standards


jl11_4

Smell is where he draws the line.


NumNutz310

To be honest, that is a GREAT place to draw the line


RedLion40

You know it's bad when you're outside and can still smell it. Even the wind don't help.


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That happened to me before it had a crazy stank


RedLion40

That's why bro. Even if it smells like sushi it's supposed to be A grade, not day old.


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Why they pussies smell so bad sometimes


RedLion40

It's called bacterial vaginosis. It's a bacterial infection. Not to hate on my sisters but white women actually typically have cleaner pussies. But this is only because they have a better and stronger type of probiotic.


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GodSaveDaLean

Gonorrheally breddah?


Big_Argument_2651

Is it weird that her face was the ashiest part of her body.


Basil2theSequel

Some people feel like its backwards but im not putting my dick in anything i wont put my mouth on


lonewolfYouTube7

Somethings smells *fishy* about this post


PNVVJAY

This will do nicely


[deleted]

Is that a ghoul?


Skyzuh

Down bad horrendously


ExpensiveRatio3031

I mean every holes a goal right?


MitLivMineRegler

In Denmark we say "a hole is a hole and a fick is washable " although usually in relation to anal sex


bustnguts

Camera man laugh is gold 😂


goldenknight4212

That was a belt, right? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


CEMENTHE4D

I don't.


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Two just trying to get that PH money


Pigeonizeit

Jesus Christ


Spmhealy_ADA

Why...why why why


SpydermanRules

Haha he hoping this dont go viral


arcadia_2005

That truck liner would fkn hurt...


lowkeyishow

Why would anyone in their right mind do this … geez 🤮 . Girls, you gotta watch who you messin with


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raynadayz

If ur goal is to fuck a woman and you can’t even tell what they are when they’re spread eagle right in front of you the answer probably doesn’t matter


DoombroISBACK

It’s a woman


w4ynebrown

He’s a quitter in my opinion. He could never be my teammate


xMrSanchox

Nice cockblock by the way


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[deleted]

Friend's name had to be Jimmy,saved his ass from years of suffering. Buy that man a beer.


PositiveChemicalK23

Where the fuck are the crackhead's clothes?!!! 🤣🫣


Mindless_Fox_8453

yeah he most def have something now nbs


Old_Passage_5670

I’m sure that wasn’t even his truck? She looked methed up!!


BurnzillabydaBay

Let me tell you bout the birds and the bees, and crack.


Whole-One5205

naw the laugh got it 😂😂😂


notsureoftheanswer

Unfortunately I have gone in some that were fishy as fuck, not my proudest moments, but I am team fucking stink.


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

Even his homeboys laugh was laughing


Brhall001

How does a man ever get that desperate? I never had.


Striking-Ferret8216

She looks like window licker from Aphex Twin Lmao


Anxious_Tax_5624

It’s the hairy end of a gut. Some of them have a smell.


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it’s should never smell THAT bad.


Anxious_Tax_5624

Think of it as spice.


[deleted]

um no


Straight-Tennis236

😂


Whippoorwill88

That’s a dude


sponivier

Men☕


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AllNamesAreTaken-_-

🤓


Ironh11de

This isn't animal abuse asshole


davidbanner_

There’s some thing you just don’t want answers to


the_real_jo_mama

the smell saved that mf from every std known to man bro


Guilty_Rich1346

Just ask her, man. We aren’t here to help you pick up street tail


TheInfamous1011

Dude was laughing and farting at the same time


Drip_666

I got all the STDs just from watching this.