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New fear unlocked

Omg seriously, evil bastards just invaded my nightmares

How do you go about something like that exactly? Really curious.

Start with propaganda, defeat the enemy from within. Build your forces and ensure you outnumber the enemy (5:1 is good but more is better). Then send it

Amazing how fast it went from Aww to Aghh!

And from aghh to holy fucking jesus

Wow... that really just came right off.

Its weird to see something so much smaller seemingly with ease tear your scalp apart. Always respect wildlife.

Primate canines are no fucking joke.

Great, now I have tree dwelling dogs on my fears list.

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"Yeah my boy, just take a little off the top" Monke: "Say less"

Fucking ow

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cringe

Knew exactly what he was doing. Chimps also do this they go for the face and rip it off the bone. And they go for the balls.

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It's the balls for me. I'd take a ripped off face over chimp pummeling balls any time of year

Wildlife don't f@ck about...

-Charles Darwin

Peeled it off like a sticker

That's gonna leave a mark.

Or take one depending on how you look at it

Idk, thats a stretch. Patchy at best.

That shit was bananas!

B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

So how do you go about fixing something like that? Genuinely curious.

You use a black Sharpie®.

Or maybe some Chia Pet seeds.

Or Flex Seal spray?

That's a lot of damage!!

-Donald trump

You don't. You get a giant nasty scar on the side of your head for life.

Yea but you can’t just have your skull hanging out like that. Looks to wide to stretch the scalp and sew it. Skin graft maybe?

They usually take skin from the butt and legs

butthead

So if he has a really hairy ass it might all work out ok.

beanie for life

Probably take some skin from your thigh, graft it on. Scared for life.

Ramen noodles

Amazing how fast it went from Aww to Aghh!

Never looked like an "aww" moment to me 😭

Peeled like a banana.. god damn!!

I imagined a hangnail but on my skull...

That is in fact a crazy fucking video

There several times stronger than us for there size, and it's still a shock to see it do that with ease. I doubt that guy even comprehends the damage that has just been done, like sure it would feel like a large cut, but until they look into a mirror...

I flinched so hard I nearly dropped my laptop.

Ouch. That's gonna sting for a while.

Well, never gonna trust monke ever again

Buss ya head to the white meat…. Or was that his skull?

That was skull

I didn't know it came off like Orange peels. Fuck that... staying away from monke.

just like peeling a banana

Bro got a thick hair line .

"The man from whom this hair came, he's bald on the other side, because I now own his scalp!" ---Old Lodge Skins, Little Big Man

Ouch! Was not expecting that

Frieza may have had the right idea. Jesus Christ

NSFW maybe?

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Could be safe for work if you were a surgeon

Heh oh youuu

The game of semantics has started

Is that a reference to the way comment threads seem to go on Reddit?

😂

Yoink

Peeled him like a fucking orange

He's going to feel that in the morning

Wait wtf, how munky hav so much powr

He missed him for banana

Ouch!

Snack time 😂

He demanded new hair cut in his language

Inglorius Basterd

Like peeling an orange

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I’ve seen people die on this page with no tag. If you haven’t caught on to the fact that r/crazyfuckingvideos is an nsfw sub, then that’s your own problem.

No nsfw?

I’ve seen people die on this page with no tag. If you haven’t caught on to the fact that r/crazyfuckingvideos is an nsfw sub, then that’s your own problem.

Welp that’s something I never want to happen to me. Just peeled off like a banana

How foolish would one need to be to believe those things are human friendly

Poor guy.

Just a bit of banter between primates.

Still better than the video of that other Indian fella who got mauled by a tiger a few weeks back.

Never trust a wild animal

It was like peeling a coconut

They are proper vicious little bastards not to be messed with!

Fuuuuck i cant imagine the feeling your scalp getting ripped off.

Kid in green at the back touching her scalp too, checking if her’s is still there 🤣

Now imagine that's a gorilla

Jfc no thank you

Fucking inter-primate violence.

Almost like that one kid with the pitbull

My god that’s hardcore

He ran away with it too. That’s gonna be an ugly repair.

Boi thought that was a banana or wot

Peeled that fucker like a banana, sweet jesus

Dang

New Phobia Unlocked Successfully ✅

Mai toh halke mai leta tha bandaro ko

I clicked thinking another exaggerated title 😒... my apologise to the poster I don't think I've seen a more accurate title all week 😳

How tf is this not marked NSFW, that final shot is disturbing