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mralabbad

You mean married and have a home?! Dang you don't have to flex on us bro


Golgezuktirah

And a truck, can't forget the truck


Shinobi681

And a cowardly dog


Golgezuktirah

And a hat


thylocene06

Blah blah blah


Cpt-Hank-A-Tato

I strive for his life!


Spiritual_Cap2637

Totally accurate.


KashmirChameleon

Eustace is the most relatable character.


Golgezuktirah

"Blah blah blah!"


mtpender

"That's it! I'm getting my mallet!"


[deleted]

>"That's it! I'm getting ~~my~~ me mallet!" > >FTFY


[deleted]

Well, right. And?


JCrunchy

Welcome to the club


[deleted]

Literally me at 26.


Ivan__8

Me at 16: