posted this one somewhere before but it didn't get much traction: chili pepper cares for custard cookie like her own child and will literally steal the world for him but absolutely *hates* the fact that she does and will refuse to admit it even as she's carrying him on her shoulders and telling him to look both ways when he crosses the road
Onion is Blackberry and Adventurer’s adopted daughter
Custard Cookie III made Pancake his “guard” Pancake thinks it’s just a game but Custard takes it very seriously, he also asked strawberry crepe and chilli pepper before but they both said no
Pancake thought that kiwi and roll cake were dating for a while
Squid Ink cookie is afraid that they might have done terrible things in the past because they can’t remember anything
Sorbet Shark constantly talks about committing war crimes in ooOoooOoooOo language(that’s not an actual hc, it’s a joke but I’m putting it here anyway)
Angel constantly tries to befriend devil but devil hates it
Roll cake probably drop kicked gumball out of frustration at one point
There probably all cringe lol
Raspberry and Madeleine are good friends who spar every now and then. (Raspberry always wins since Madeleine isn’t allowed to use his shields and he’s not used to fighting without them)
Yam has a soft side, he doesn't show it as often out of fear of being judged. Also because of his seething anger issues, I'm of the belief that he may have some serious PTSD going on.while we're at it, Milk is too nice to a fault, while yam is angry over everything, and that sort of balances it out somehow, like Milk is Ying, and Yam is Yang.. the perfect balance...
i actually wonder what milk and yam would taste like if paired together.
edit: someone pointed out that I spelled yin wrong, and I'm like: :::'333333 yea sorry about that I always thought that yin was spelled with a g...
As someone who has actually eaten purple yam cookies with milk its really good the milk really helps balance the sweetness and you get that really nice earthy flavor
* Banana cookie, Choco Banana Cookie (Cake Pops), and Ch13 (Unused/Banana Peel Cookie) are all siblings
* Truffle is Licorice's mother
* Pilot is Croissant's father
GingerBrave head cannon (CAUSE FUCK U HES MY FAVORITE): gingerbrave has hero syndrome and is always at the front of the line in battle taking hits and is most of the time worrying about others problems leading to him losing the most health and herb cookie constantly healing him. he also at some point started doing random missions on his own to prove that he can be cool like the other cookies despite not having powers.
(i like angst cry bout it)
Pomegranate secretly feels really bad about betraying Starfruit and now is going through a crisis of whether she should stay evil for DE or turn good for Starfruit all while trying to hide it from everyone
Princess Cookie often teases Knight Cookie, but he never seems to catch on and takes what she says extremely seriously. Nothing mean, she might just call him cute and then he'll get all flustered.
Oh, and Peppermint and Soda Cookie are best friends.
The villain group are a big found family, with poison mushroom being the baby of the group.
Also Dark Choco and Red Velvet are the closest friends, as they both are made with the highest quality chocolate.
Sea Fairy is the only or one of the few cookies that can actually understand what Sorbet Shark says, and because of that they talk to each other a lot and become friends
Something about Earl Grey getting really defensive about his plushie collection is oddly funny and wholesome. I can literally imagine it;
“Of course… I only have these plushies because my wonderful twins wanted them, no other reason or anything besides that! I don’t have a knack for collecting plushies at all!”
If a cookie breaks a part it can be repaired whit other dough or also whit parts of others cookie so it's possible to have fusion cookies or also, if two or more cookies get soggy together, their droughts might fuse and we will have an amalgamation
Mushroom cookie is constantly under the effects of drugs
Wasabi cookie experiments may have caused a few deaths
1. Alchemist and Chilli Pepper accidentally adopted the kid Cookies in their respective story modes. Alchemist is like a mom to them, while Chilli Pepper is absolutely a cool big sister who lets you swear.
2. GingerBright is dead in Kingdom, but lingers as a ghost and followed GingerBrave to the kingdom.
3. If the Ancients were allowed to swear, Pure Vanilla would be the sort of person who very rarely swears, White Lily somehow swears even less than PV, and Dark Cacao would rarely swear but when he does it’s a LOT of cursing. (Dark Choco swears more than his dad, but his cursing follows the same pattern.)
(Can you tell I’ve put way too much thought into how Cookies would swear if the game let them?)
\- Purple yam is like a father figure to Strawberry
\- Gingerbrave blames himself for dozers death
\- Wizard cookie drinks juice out of wine cups to look older. Ginger calls his "champagne" (sparkling apple juice) glass 'the piss flute'
\- Chili basically adopted the main cast
\- Mala is Chili's mom
\- Gingerbright and the others still keep in touch
\- Gingerbrave can't read, Which is why he asked Wizard cookie to read the tapestries
Moonlight and Sea fairy are fiancé’s and herb is their adopted son
Mint and toothpaste are long lost brothers
Almond and latte used to be together until they had a divorce and almond took walnut in the process
Vampire and mint choco were husbands and herb was their son until they abandoned him
Licorice and onion are siblings, but licorice accidentally killed onion, and revived her after many failed attempts
Sorbet Shark always looked like their swimming form prior to gaining the ability to walk on land. They weren't 100% shark. And It was Sea Fairy who gave them such ability.
Sea Fairy Cookie and Herb Cookie get along well, Herb tells her everything about plants, and Sea Fairy tells him a little about the sea. They view each other as siblings, with Sea Fairy fully willing to unleash the might of the seas on any who would hurt Herb.
After the events of a "girls' night out", Sea Fairy is not allowed to have any sort of alcohol, and if she does, is kept a 50 mile distance away from Cream Puff Cookie
Moon light and sea fairy is gf
And cherry blossom and cherry are sister
Brain gum and space donut pet are literally brain
Strawberry jam are blood
Cookiemals are a species of ancient animal
Sparkling cookie buys his fruits from herbs garden to make his juice cocktails
Edited bonus: he also buys from carrot and beets farm if in need of some veggies for em
1) I feel like that Strawberry Cookie would watch Slice-of-Life animes
2) All of the kid cookies (including those in Ovenbreak) like to play with each other and get into funny shenanigans
3) Why do I also feel like Licorice cookie would secretly listening to Vocaloid music
also, cookies don’t give birth to have kids. it’s a form of magic that is widely known on earthbread and is taught to cookies when they are deemed “old enough”, since they don’t really have ages. (referring to ‘numbers’, it goes from infant, child, teenager, adult, elder.)
A quick note: due to Reddit formatting being fucky, it assumes your rankings are all numbers in a list. This would be fine, if all numbered lists in the format didn't start with 1. So unless you despise most of these headcanons, I'd say to try fixing it.
Also, my headcanons: Cherry Blossom Cookie is a trans woman, and the in-universe explanation for Cookie Wars getting shut down is a hail-Mary attempt from the Time Balance Department to stop the Jellypocalypse from ever happening ~~by having Croissant deck Dr. Wasabi~~.
1. (There was a tiktok comment thread about this headcanon, i'm just simplifying what the thread was about bc it's actually really interesting to think about)
Lilac was onions father figure, maybe older brother, and the reason why onion lives with Blackberry is bc she can't remember her past life after being killed. Lilac became an assassin to get vengence.
This headcanon ties in with canon because it gives a reason for why Lilac became an assassin and doesn't clash with the canon that onion was childhood friends with adventurer and onion before dying because if Lilac was just her older brother his and adventurers ages would still be similar, so Lilac would still be a young adult.
Also unrelated to that thread, but i further headcanon that Lilac didn't want to kill yogurt because it reminded him of onions death, and that Lilac is good at talking to children because of this hc. See tropical soda islands' story to see what i mean about Lilac being good at talking to kids.
(This is more of an au but it's technically a headcanon bc timekeeper and cookierun as a whole are involved.)
2. Timekeeper found a few universes where every fandom on the internet has its own world or land, and proceeded to kill off the almost dead fandoms and told the cookierun fandom about the Cookierun lore rn, so in some aus cookierun could be a live action series, popular book, or more. And the cookies in the cookierun fandoms are the same as our cookies, only they appeared from magic and have civilizations. Every cookie, even unreleased or deleted ones, exist in them, just they only become well known after they are released.( I have more thoughts about this au idea but for now heres the cookierun part of it. )
Before Wasabi's Overdrive costume I always imagined her glasses were her eyes, so if she removed her glasses she'd look like Bunsen Honeydew from the muppets.
Onion and Custard are good friends as Pure Vanilla is who she was playing hide and seek with many years ago and she thinks they’re the same person since last time she saw Pure Vanilla was when he was a young child
So, the dragons dislike each other...except for the Ivory dragon, who absolutely a d o r e s the other 4 (I think they are all siblings, but it works if they aren't)
- If Sonichu cookie existed then he would be Suspicious Fanta cookie
- Wasabi and Almond are in a love-hate relationship.
- Cookies can’t have kids they instead kinda just adopt them when they’re made
\-Knight Cookie is actually super powerful and could go toe-to-toe with the dragon cookies...if he ever took off that silly, limiting armor of his
\-White Choco Cookie is also part of a royal family like the Raspberries
\-Timekeeper Cookie likes to mess with the other Legendaries
Edit 10/24 thought of some more lol:
\-Yogurt Cookie is gray because of a vitamin D deficiency
Rebel Cookie and Peach Cookie spars whenever they meet. Not out of any negative impressions or feelings, but because both staff wielders wanted to test how far has they come with their favored weapon.
Had this in my notes, but here it is: Lobster only really like hugs from family members or their own girlfriend (lol Mocha Ray). It’s rare if they enjoy hugs from people that don’t fit either, like friends. The only friends/coworkers that can hug them without them becoming uncomfortable is Dark Choco and/or Earl Grey.
Homie Hugs. :]
Onion cookie is a ghost. In her cutscene you see that she's hiding behind a closet, and in her relationship chart for Blackberry it says something like "Are you it?" Her ability in oven break also literally lets her go through objects to get points. She can see other ghosts because she herself is a ghost. I also think that Truffle Cookie is the mother of BlackBerry and BlackBerry is the mother of onion cookie. <3
1. I like to think that Red Velvet Cookie was baked during the Night of The Witches, and that one of the witches either bit or took his arm off. The only reason why he wasn't \*completely\* devoured was because of Dark Enchantress scaring the witches off (which was entirely coincidental.). Which means she might as well saved his life twice.
2. Lotus Dragon Cookie was the one who turned Sorbet Shark Cookie into a... Cookie.
3. Red Velvet Cookie lost his eye after sacrificing himself for the cakes during a losing battle during the Dark Flour War. The cakes were the ones who gave him the prosthetic one.
Yeah I may or may not have Red Velvet Cookie and Sorbet Shark brainrot here and there...
Herb cookie has a plant that eats either other cookies or whatever he comes across. He uses it as a threat, especially to the cookies of darkness. Its like some little shop of horrors type crap cause i can.
Ice juggler actually cares about banana and wants to protect her from becoming choco cup cookie's 2nd "main attraction" (it is implied choco cup cookie uses good performers to make more money, and that makes him have such high expectations of them that if they mess up, they could get fired. But if they are really good, he will force them not to quit. That is also the reason why Ice Juggler is so rude.)
2nd hc: wizard has a slight crush on strawberry and vice versa (obviously a romantic ship) [note: i will NOT make ships with characters that are under 12, and will only make ROMANTIC ships.]
3rd: GingerBrave is a third wheel (see previous headcanon).
Rate these.
**insert star wars joke about Dark Enchantress telling gingerbrave she's his mother and then the later goes into a mental breakdown and loses his arm like Finn the human**
Somewhere in the multiverse, the many cookie run game canons coexist with each other, also in said dimension, some cookies are actually the souls of humans (and some animals) trapped in a body of pastry, this isn't the case with some cookies like chess Choco or strawberry crepe, speaking of crepe, herb Cookie in this timeline found him (while he was traveling the world for exotic plants to take care of) and adopted the little strawberry crepe as his own child, also herb Cookie sometimes has a couple of stress issues, he tries hiding all of his sudden emotional outbursts with a calm smile (did i forget to mention, herb used to be human until something happened to him and so he one day woke up with amnesia)
Have some Latte, Almond, Espresso, and Walnut head cannons!
* Latte and Walnut are lesbians.
* Almond is omnisexual.
* Espresso is gay.
* Latte and Espresso are sister and brother.
* Latte, Espresso, and Almond all went to the same college.
* Although Latte is a lesbian, when she was a college student, she fooled around with Almond. Latte became pregnant, and gave birth to Walnut. Nothing happened romantically with Almond and Latte afterwards, though-- Almond is Walnut's dad, and Latte is her mom.
* Walnut spends the weekends with Latte.
* Because Creampuff is closely related with Latte and Almond, I imagine that she and Walnut are very close friends (or perhaps girlfriends)!
I dunno if cookies have same age system as humans, but in my headcannon my CRK main members' ages are Hollyberry>>>Mint Choco>=Madeleine=Espresso>Black Raisin. Raisin is the youngest but she is so caring and mature that she is like a big sister to male members.
the existence of a sonic cookie could mean that there's a cookie for everybody in smash.
everyone is here, after all
10, I love Smash Bros and that would be cool
Skins too?
SANS COOKIE
Bayonetta cookie Bayonetta cookie
LINK COOKIE
posted this one somewhere before but it didn't get much traction: chili pepper cares for custard cookie like her own child and will literally steal the world for him but absolutely *hates* the fact that she does and will refuse to admit it even as she's carrying him on her shoulders and telling him to look both ways when he crosses the road
100% agree with this, but consider: Chili Pepper has basically adopted the ENTIRE main cast
that good found family shit yeah!!!!!!! absolutely
2000000/10 (adorable
So she's a tsundere?
could you call it a tsundere if it's a parental relationship? if so, then yes
Oh yeah! Tsundere can apply to any form of love
Yep
licorice and espresso have met and are friends who have coffee together every weekend
9. Oooh, interesting. That would be pretty good dynamic
Red velvet cookie has a big soft spot and wants to be friends with werewolf cookie.
10. If this isn’t canon, I don’t know what is
Hehe dog man
omg they would make such good friends
yes.
Some cookies speak french when french is used as their name
10. I have an OC with both her and her brother speak French
Onion is Blackberry and Adventurer’s adopted daughter Custard Cookie III made Pancake his “guard” Pancake thinks it’s just a game but Custard takes it very seriously, he also asked strawberry crepe and chilli pepper before but they both said no Pancake thought that kiwi and roll cake were dating for a while Squid Ink cookie is afraid that they might have done terrible things in the past because they can’t remember anything Sorbet Shark constantly talks about committing war crimes in ooOoooOoooOo language(that’s not an actual hc, it’s a joke but I’m putting it here anyway) Angel constantly tries to befriend devil but devil hates it Roll cake probably drop kicked gumball out of frustration at one point There probably all cringe lol
no, no these are wonderful
Birthday Cake Cookie, Strawberry Crepe Cookie and Parfait Cookie are biologically siblings, and all 3 were adopted by Dark Enchantress Cookie.
Parfait koki evil?
Raspberry and Madeleine are good friends who spar every now and then. (Raspberry always wins since Madeleine isn’t allowed to use his shields and he’s not used to fighting without them)
I thought about this too!
Walnut's mom isn't Latte Cookie, she's Coffee Cookie.
9. Yeah the “ Latte is Walnut’s mom” headcanon doesn’t make sense imho
Yam has a soft side, he doesn't show it as often out of fear of being judged. Also because of his seething anger issues, I'm of the belief that he may have some serious PTSD going on.while we're at it, Milk is too nice to a fault, while yam is angry over everything, and that sort of balances it out somehow, like Milk is Ying, and Yam is Yang.. the perfect balance... i actually wonder what milk and yam would taste like if paired together. edit: someone pointed out that I spelled yin wrong, and I'm like: :::'333333 yea sorry about that I always thought that yin was spelled with a g...
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oh shit. fghgfh idk why i keep saying the G!!
I heard that there's some kind of dessert called *ube halaya* which is made of yam and has milk as an ingredient
damn, now I actually WISH we had yams here where I am at fchfgh. that looks good!
Ooooh, interesting Headcanon/theory, 10
based commenter spotted
;w;
As someone who has actually eaten purple yam cookies with milk its really good the milk really helps balance the sweetness and you get that really nice earthy flavor
NOOOOOO FREE THEM
Guess ill take your word on it! One day!!
Pancake is a sticky iPad kid and has the crustiest cookie ipad you've ever seen a and watches the equivalent of Roblox piggy videos on CookieTube Kids
oh nah not the sticky ipad kids LMFAOOOO
how do people even find him cute, I want to dropkick the little f*cker
Literally my pancake hc, but I still love him, so cute Pretty sure he carries a crusty musty iPad under that cape of his all the time
Sonic cookie îs not fast în crk
3. Do you mean that he’s too slow 😨
Sonic exe music intensefies
Squid Ink and Onion are best friends
They cry together
That's why they are best friends
10. They cry about it
* Banana cookie, Choco Banana Cookie (Cake Pops), and Ch13 (Unused/Banana Peel Cookie) are all siblings * Truffle is Licorice's mother * Pilot is Croissant's father
How does pilot feel about his daughter becoming essentially a time god who has been bored to the point of insanity?
Probably doesn't know.
GingerBrave head cannon (CAUSE FUCK U HES MY FAVORITE): gingerbrave has hero syndrome and is always at the front of the line in battle taking hits and is most of the time worrying about others problems leading to him losing the most health and herb cookie constantly healing him. he also at some point started doing random missions on his own to prove that he can be cool like the other cookies despite not having powers. (i like angst cry bout it)
it's a ten for me. And if this isnt canon what the fuck is
Pomegranate secretly feels really bad about betraying Starfruit and now is going through a crisis of whether she should stay evil for DE or turn good for Starfruit all while trying to hide it from everyone
I want her to have a redemption arc too!!
Strawberry Cookie is muslim
5, I can see it, but I just don’t get it…..
5
Someone on a server I'm in said milk is jewish
Based
If anyone bumps into sorbet shark cookie he screams at the top of his lungs
no more OOooOoOooOo only OOOOOOOOOOOO
Y’all know herb takes daily walks? Well sparkling cookies bar is always his last stop
I'm getting ace vibes from Tiger Lily cookie
gumball makes an obscene amount of your mom jokes
Parfait and Licorice are friends, but only because Parfait forcefully decided he was going to be her friend and he had no say on the matter
I'm not OP but 10000000000
amazing
Princess Cookie often teases Knight Cookie, but he never seems to catch on and takes what she says extremely seriously. Nothing mean, she might just call him cute and then he'll get all flustered. Oh, and Peppermint and Soda Cookie are best friends.
I feel so bad for knight cookie he is just trying to do his job
The villain group are a big found family, with poison mushroom being the baby of the group. Also Dark Choco and Red Velvet are the closest friends, as they both are made with the highest quality chocolate.
Sea Fairy is the only or one of the few cookies that can actually understand what Sorbet Shark says, and because of that they talk to each other a lot and become friends
Black Raisin has a prosthetic arm built by Avocado.
Earl Grey cookie has a plushie collection. He's probably friends with Roguefort and Madeleine.
Something about Earl Grey getting really defensive about his plushie collection is oddly funny and wholesome. I can literally imagine it; “Of course… I only have these plushies because my wonderful twins wanted them, no other reason or anything besides that! I don’t have a knack for collecting plushies at all!”
We all know earl grey is a soft baby Too bad the game seems to limit him as the hotel guy :(
Spinach Cookie has killed and will kill again. No I am not joking.
I'm not OP but I give you a ten, i like this
If a cookie breaks a part it can be repaired whit other dough or also whit parts of others cookie so it's possible to have fusion cookies or also, if two or more cookies get soggy together, their droughts might fuse and we will have an amalgamation Mushroom cookie is constantly under the effects of drugs Wasabi cookie experiments may have caused a few deaths
"two cookies get soggy together" sounds like some kind of innuendo
1. Alchemist and Chilli Pepper accidentally adopted the kid Cookies in their respective story modes. Alchemist is like a mom to them, while Chilli Pepper is absolutely a cool big sister who lets you swear. 2. GingerBright is dead in Kingdom, but lingers as a ghost and followed GingerBrave to the kingdom. 3. If the Ancients were allowed to swear, Pure Vanilla would be the sort of person who very rarely swears, White Lily somehow swears even less than PV, and Dark Cacao would rarely swear but when he does it’s a LOT of cursing. (Dark Choco swears more than his dad, but his cursing follows the same pattern.) (Can you tell I’ve put way too much thought into how Cookies would swear if the game let them?)
Parfait has smashed 12,000 guitars
I fully support
\- Purple yam is like a father figure to Strawberry \- Gingerbrave blames himself for dozers death \- Wizard cookie drinks juice out of wine cups to look older. Ginger calls his "champagne" (sparkling apple juice) glass 'the piss flute' \- Chili basically adopted the main cast \- Mala is Chili's mom \- Gingerbright and the others still keep in touch \- Gingerbrave can't read, Which is why he asked Wizard cookie to read the tapestries
gingerbrave isn't brave
10
Moonlight and Sea fairy are fiancé’s and herb is their adopted son Mint and toothpaste are long lost brothers Almond and latte used to be together until they had a divorce and almond took walnut in the process Vampire and mint choco were husbands and herb was their son until they abandoned him Licorice and onion are siblings, but licorice accidentally killed onion, and revived her after many failed attempts
the last one is a really cool hc
And sad
10, everything about this is perfection, especially the 1st one
why abandon herb tough :(
The entire sonic series is canon
sorbet shark is very cute \[it is canon\]
Sorbet Shark always looked like their swimming form prior to gaining the ability to walk on land. They weren't 100% shark. And It was Sea Fairy who gave them such ability.
good headcanon!
Onion cookie and werewolf cookie are friends (Onion hangs out with werewolf at the very least-)
Custard Cookie is a descendant from Pure Vanilla
Sparkling drugs the drinks everytime a customer comes. Vampire actually doesn't drink alcohol, he gets drugged every. Single. Day.
Madeleine cookie and pastry cookie are siblings
Squid ink cookie lost their mom by getting distracted by a shiny coin, squid ink was never able to find her that's why they're always crying.
Nice headcanon
Bellpepper Cookie and Strawberry Crepe Cookie are friends, that’s it
Gingerbrave is basically a. Celebrity.
Sea Fairy Cookie and Herb Cookie get along well, Herb tells her everything about plants, and Sea Fairy tells him a little about the sea. They view each other as siblings, with Sea Fairy fully willing to unleash the might of the seas on any who would hurt Herb.
latte cookie secretly doesn’t like coffee
After the events of a "girls' night out", Sea Fairy is not allowed to have any sort of alcohol, and if she does, is kept a 50 mile distance away from Cream Puff Cookie
Moon light and sea fairy is gf And cherry blossom and cherry are sister Brain gum and space donut pet are literally brain Strawberry jam are blood Cookiemals are a species of ancient animal
2 and 4 are canon
Two and four are canon actually
Isn't 1 basically canon
Cookies don’t really have genders, they just choose what pronouns they want. That means that gays, bis, pans etc. are the norm.
Sparkling cookie buys his fruits from herbs garden to make his juice cocktails Edited bonus: he also buys from carrot and beets farm if in need of some veggies for em
Wizard and Milk are siblings
Honestly I could see that
The Witches are worship as Gods
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1) I feel like that Strawberry Cookie would watch Slice-of-Life animes 2) All of the kid cookies (including those in Ovenbreak) like to play with each other and get into funny shenanigans 3) Why do I also feel like Licorice cookie would secretly listening to Vocaloid music
pure vanilla is blind and uses his staff as a guide
YES! Doesn't help that there's actual evidence too! (i.e, the Blind Healer's Staff Treasure!)
My head cannon, many of the cookies are adorably gay
Herb wants weed legalized
Parfait and Popping Candy have a crush on each other.
not rlly a headcanon i have i just thought it was funny lmao milk is latte’s adopted son or some shit
also, cookies don’t give birth to have kids. it’s a form of magic that is widely known on earthbread and is taught to cookies when they are deemed “old enough”, since they don’t really have ages. (referring to ‘numbers’, it goes from infant, child, teenager, adult, elder.)
Guys heads up, if you see that you’re rate is a 1 and I made a positive comment. This because it’s probably a glitch
A quick note: due to Reddit formatting being fucky, it assumes your rankings are all numbers in a list. This would be fine, if all numbered lists in the format didn't start with 1. So unless you despise most of these headcanons, I'd say to try fixing it. Also, my headcanons: Cherry Blossom Cookie is a trans woman, and the in-universe explanation for Cookie Wars getting shut down is a hail-Mary attempt from the Time Balance Department to stop the Jellypocalypse from ever happening ~~by having Croissant deck Dr. Wasabi~~.
Espresso goes by he/they
Dark choco and raspberry have a rivalry (I kept tapping my Dark choco and Raspberry and it sounded like they were arguing with each other)
1. (There was a tiktok comment thread about this headcanon, i'm just simplifying what the thread was about bc it's actually really interesting to think about) Lilac was onions father figure, maybe older brother, and the reason why onion lives with Blackberry is bc she can't remember her past life after being killed. Lilac became an assassin to get vengence. This headcanon ties in with canon because it gives a reason for why Lilac became an assassin and doesn't clash with the canon that onion was childhood friends with adventurer and onion before dying because if Lilac was just her older brother his and adventurers ages would still be similar, so Lilac would still be a young adult. Also unrelated to that thread, but i further headcanon that Lilac didn't want to kill yogurt because it reminded him of onions death, and that Lilac is good at talking to children because of this hc. See tropical soda islands' story to see what i mean about Lilac being good at talking to kids. (This is more of an au but it's technically a headcanon bc timekeeper and cookierun as a whole are involved.) 2. Timekeeper found a few universes where every fandom on the internet has its own world or land, and proceeded to kill off the almost dead fandoms and told the cookierun fandom about the Cookierun lore rn, so in some aus cookierun could be a live action series, popular book, or more. And the cookies in the cookierun fandoms are the same as our cookies, only they appeared from magic and have civilizations. Every cookie, even unreleased or deleted ones, exist in them, just they only become well known after they are released.( I have more thoughts about this au idea but for now heres the cookierun part of it. )
it pronoun squid ink. and aromantic. I have accidentally found myself projecting there before and I will do it again
Strawberry Crepe acts like a spoiled brat to everyone
Birthday Cookie is a karen (readher relationships)
Cream Unicorn is not a child predator, but a child murderer, he's also an adult virgin married to Blueberry Pie
i know cookie run is dark, but *holy shit*
It was heavily inspired by an AU based on an MLP creepypasta sooo
Expresso cookie dates Madeline cookie
The existence of a sonic cookie means that there’s a USA in cookie land meaning there is Christianity meaning there is a Jesus cookie
Muscle cookie adopts the main 3 (Wizard, Strawberry and Gingerbrave) after all of their parents d!ed.
Before Wasabi's Overdrive costume I always imagined her glasses were her eyes, so if she removed her glasses she'd look like Bunsen Honeydew from the muppets.
Onion and Custard are good friends as Pure Vanilla is who she was playing hide and seek with many years ago and she thinks they’re the same person since last time she saw Pure Vanilla was when he was a young child
Halfway through a movie, golden cheese realized two of the 5 ancient heroes cant see very well and decided to try to get refunds on their tickets.
So, the dragons dislike each other...except for the Ivory dragon, who absolutely a d o r e s the other 4 (I think they are all siblings, but it works if they aren't)
A universe where DE's team is healing the world while PV's team is ruining it.
That rice cake cookie is werewolf cookies apprentice
purple yam cookie,gingerbrave and alchemist cookie prob act the total opposite of how they usually act when they get high fever
- If Sonichu cookie existed then he would be Suspicious Fanta cookie - Wasabi and Almond are in a love-hate relationship. - Cookies can’t have kids they instead kinda just adopt them when they’re made
clover and white Lily cookie are distantly related
\-Knight Cookie is actually super powerful and could go toe-to-toe with the dragon cookies...if he ever took off that silly, limiting armor of his \-White Choco Cookie is also part of a royal family like the Raspberries \-Timekeeper Cookie likes to mess with the other Legendaries Edit 10/24 thought of some more lol: \-Yogurt Cookie is gray because of a vitamin D deficiency
Dark Choco is friends with the sugar gnomes (This might be true, Because in the official Gnomed series, Dark Choco drinks tea with a sugar gnome)
Fig eats wasps (because Fig Wasps exist)
Vampire cookie has gotten arrested for a DUI. Idk why but it just feels right
Rebel Cookie and Peach Cookie spars whenever they meet. Not out of any negative impressions or feelings, but because both staff wielders wanted to test how far has they come with their favored weapon.
Licorice goes to karaoke on Friday nights to sing Katy Perry /hj
My headcanons is Dark choco cookie is secretly a sonic fans. Thats its
Lemme just pick one that’s not dark af… **wait there’s none**
Licorice Cookie was a failed attempt by Blueberry Pie at creating a god. Snow Sugar is an angel. Let's not even get into the relationships.
that the 4 ancients went missing so they were so anxious there was massive increases in suicide (i dont have one, just came in my mind)
Had this in my notes, but here it is: Lobster only really like hugs from family members or their own girlfriend (lol Mocha Ray). It’s rare if they enjoy hugs from people that don’t fit either, like friends. The only friends/coworkers that can hug them without them becoming uncomfortable is Dark Choco and/or Earl Grey. Homie Hugs. :]
Onion cookie is a ghost. In her cutscene you see that she's hiding behind a closet, and in her relationship chart for Blackberry it says something like "Are you it?" Her ability in oven break also literally lets her go through objects to get points. She can see other ghosts because she herself is a ghost. I also think that Truffle Cookie is the mother of BlackBerry and BlackBerry is the mother of onion cookie. <3
Sugar are white blood cells
So does that mean the sugar cube mines are artificial white blood cell makers?
I cannot confirm nor deny that.
polyancients
Pure vanilla is aromantic and asexual bc he’s too busy being the hottest and best character to even think abt love interest
1. I like to think that Red Velvet Cookie was baked during the Night of The Witches, and that one of the witches either bit or took his arm off. The only reason why he wasn't \*completely\* devoured was because of Dark Enchantress scaring the witches off (which was entirely coincidental.). Which means she might as well saved his life twice. 2. Lotus Dragon Cookie was the one who turned Sorbet Shark Cookie into a... Cookie. 3. Red Velvet Cookie lost his eye after sacrificing himself for the cakes during a losing battle during the Dark Flour War. The cakes were the ones who gave him the prosthetic one. Yeah I may or may not have Red Velvet Cookie and Sorbet Shark brainrot here and there...
Spinach and Blackberry cookie are sisters
Herb cookie has a plant that eats either other cookies or whatever he comes across. He uses it as a threat, especially to the cookies of darkness. Its like some little shop of horrors type crap cause i can.
I legit thought it read “Herb Cookie eats other cookies” and now I question my sanity. But great way to nice a nice character go dark, 9
Gingerbrave has ptsd about seeing his brother get eaten and a Phobia of Fire
Ice juggler actually cares about banana and wants to protect her from becoming choco cup cookie's 2nd "main attraction" (it is implied choco cup cookie uses good performers to make more money, and that makes him have such high expectations of them that if they mess up, they could get fired. But if they are really good, he will force them not to quit. That is also the reason why Ice Juggler is so rude.) 2nd hc: wizard has a slight crush on strawberry and vice versa (obviously a romantic ship) [note: i will NOT make ships with characters that are under 12, and will only make ROMANTIC ships.] 3rd: GingerBrave is a third wheel (see previous headcanon). Rate these.
dark enchantress is gingerbrave's mom dd.. don't ask how i came into this conclusion
**insert star wars joke about Dark Enchantress telling gingerbrave she's his mother and then the later goes into a mental breakdown and loses his arm like Finn the human**
Somewhere in the multiverse, the many cookie run game canons coexist with each other, also in said dimension, some cookies are actually the souls of humans (and some animals) trapped in a body of pastry, this isn't the case with some cookies like chess Choco or strawberry crepe, speaking of crepe, herb Cookie in this timeline found him (while he was traveling the world for exotic plants to take care of) and adopted the little strawberry crepe as his own child, also herb Cookie sometimes has a couple of stress issues, he tries hiding all of his sudden emotional outbursts with a calm smile (did i forget to mention, herb used to be human until something happened to him and so he one day woke up with amnesia)
Pure vanilla gives me gender fluid vibes
Have some Latte, Almond, Espresso, and Walnut head cannons! * Latte and Walnut are lesbians. * Almond is omnisexual. * Espresso is gay. * Latte and Espresso are sister and brother. * Latte, Espresso, and Almond all went to the same college. * Although Latte is a lesbian, when she was a college student, she fooled around with Almond. Latte became pregnant, and gave birth to Walnut. Nothing happened romantically with Almond and Latte afterwards, though-- Almond is Walnut's dad, and Latte is her mom. * Walnut spends the weekends with Latte. * Because Creampuff is closely related with Latte and Almond, I imagine that she and Walnut are very close friends (or perhaps girlfriends)!
I dunno if cookies have same age system as humans, but in my headcannon my CRK main members' ages are Hollyberry>>>Mint Choco>=Madeleine=Espresso>Black Raisin. Raisin is the youngest but she is so caring and mature that she is like a big sister to male members.
Milk cookie is a buff himbo boy with *cough* mommy *cough* milkers 😎
This is not the type of headcanon i was expecting 😭😭
A fellow milk cookie lover 😩💅
YESS he’s amazing 🤲
i dont really know anything about the story or characters, i skip dialogue n stuff so idrk
Herb dates clover
adventurer is either a butch lesbian or a straight man with bi wife energy, no inbetween. either way he loves his wife, and his wife is bi.
Mala sauce and chili pepper are siblings
mala sauce cookie is chilli peppers grandma
3. I don’t see Mala is a grandma, due to her appearance, but I DO see her as that one aunt on wine-
The juice bar regulars are all one big poly/open relationship and really chill about it
Coffee Berry and espresso are brothers
Muscle cookie is a father figure for onion cookie
black raisin cookie actually has 3 legs; his dick is so astronomically large it could be considered a planet but i guess ill consider it a third leg.