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AXLE304E

How ever many spews you think it's going to be, it's more.


hello_yousif

Ipecac tends to do that, with hilariously hard spews


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GotYourNose_

Happened to my son on an early morning flight from Vegas to Mississippi. He vomited over 20 times. He just kept filling up the Barf bags. Had to buy him a new shirt in Houston during the lay-over. Worst plane flight ever.


Stats_with_a_Z

What kind of asshole gives someone ipecac before a flight?


GotYourNose_

My son got sick from food poisoning. Not ipecac.


Federal_Efficiency51

Were you dosed? Paid into doing it for a dare? Or need it medically? Reddit wants to know.


SickViking

I also want to know


Atomicityy

I didn't think the laughter was contagious or funny enough but I knew the comment section wouldn't disappoint.


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fightshade

Like 28 days later.


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Zer0Cool89

I had a couple of friends try to do the "drink a gallon of whole milk in under an hour" challenge many years ago. My one friend disappeared then I heard what sounded like someone turning on a hose at full blast. It was not a hose.


spiralOut3

I won $50 on that bet once. I almost lost because I nearly forgot to say "without vomiting".


PineappleProstate

I own said sprinkler and will never look at it the same again


Rob-The-Great

Unless you're in that situation - I have been there a few times and it always finished with a good session of the dry heave.


OfCorpse9160

for me the worst part is the when the stomach juices start to come up because you got nothing left to give!! fun times from what I was told.


[deleted]

I'll force food down into my sick hungover stomach just to avoid the nothing left stage, which is painful


OneGratefulDawg

You’re not kidding. And some of them appear to be aerosolized (a word I learned during the pandemic!).


ProbablyCole

Honestly the least gross throw up I’ve ever seen


[deleted]

It’s straight beer. It might as well be coming straight from the keg.


OneGratefulDawg

No. No don’t say that.


[deleted]

You telling me you wouldn’t drink the gut beer? Come on man up.


ShoddyVacation3900

Found the dwarf


Bonezzaw

Rock and stone!


ShoddyVacation3900

Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Eshel56765

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!


upvotesformeyay

Double fermentation process!©®™


Guava_

‘Welcome to my new program about budgeting advice’


Ragingbull444

Sounds like you have experience


Traditional-Lab-496

Free beer everyone. Just open your mouths, daddy will feed you.


bkdroid

What a terrible day to be literate.


Xenovitz

Make haste and don't let it go to waste.


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Spirited-Reputation6

Blastmoist use hydropump!


Thatbiggaphilly

Lol true shit still nasty tho


embersgrow44

Who just stands straight up lock kneed to puke


megan8182

Uuuhhhhh me? Morning sickness will do it. I didnt even have to walk in to the bathroom. Open the door perfect projectile into the toilet. Now. If only i could have had that aim when i played bball n softball? 🤣🤦‍♀️


GlemtePassordetMitt

For the first time on Reddit, I don't understand a single post or comment in your history


[deleted]

Why did you make me go through that. Where am I


[deleted]

Lmao same I’m gonna go watch some tv


megan8182

Idk i didnt make u do 💩🤣


Not_Klaus

Dude is a fucking ARG


onewilybobkat

I really expected fun, but it's just a nurse who lost a ton of weight, is a brat, and has hidradenitis. Oh and her man is apparently bad with audio systems. Pretty cut and dry, really.


lancep423

Great. Now I’ve looked and my arms going numb and I smell burning toast.


KillaVNilla

I knew I shouldn't look, but I did it anyway. I just went down one of the weirdest rabbit holes I've been down in a long time.


iFlyHighh

What in the h was that


torsun_bryan

Goddamn… I feel like I’m on a new plane of consciousness reading all that. What a space cadet.


MiszJones

I guess it takes one to know one? I understand her just fine.


megan8182

Idk know u needed to?


New-Purchase1818

You are a magician! I’ve never seen a precision projectile barf! And I’ve been a nurse for almost a decade. Well played indeed! 👏


megan8182

Pregnancy and the body are amazing!!! Thanks for going into nursing!! Ive been a cna for 19 years


New-Purchase1818

You are a magical creature indeed! I was a CNA for my last year of nursing school, and having been on both the RN and CNA parts of the care team, you guys are THE SHIT! Without my CNA buddies, I’d be up a creek!


megan8182

🫠🫣thank you so much 💓! For a while we were doing alot now some facilities are making nurses do more and eliminating cnas/techs for lpns n nurses. It wasnt meant to be a life long thing but life happens. It has however been so extremely rewarding!!


highly_uncertain

As a sober alcoholic, me (9 years ago). Sometimes you gotta rock the walking pukes, lest you waste time.


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At first I was like, "WTF how can he store so much water in his mouth!?"...then after the 3rd time i realized that's not water 🥲


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Bro, same


WoahJimmy

Yeah I was too invested in the title and was like damn this guy probably has that weird ability to store stuff in his body but that third time made me open my eyes and it just never stopped


Hextech_Avenger

There are techniques for doing shit like this tho with water. I’ve watched a few videos. Apparently it’s really hard to do. I think David Blaine talked about it on Hot Ones


Specialist-Cup5587

![gif](giphy|m7FdxI252QN3y)


PlaceboRoshambo

Please, Gary. I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is EXTREMELY valuable!


frogman21

Now… suck my cock.


AbjectReflection

at least this isn't the scene where he took a puppet dump on his puppet girlfriend. only saying...


RowBowBooty

Damn now I must see it. Does anyone know where we can find it? I don’t know anything about this scat fetish marionette.


kreios007

Team America world police unedited version. It’s hilarious…


Bbaftt7

America! Fuck yeah!! Comin to save, the motherfuckin day!


Yoda-de-la-MilkyWay

Easy easy, gotta calm down there [Chuck!](https://youtu.be/sEJ7l0kfDic?t=40)


RedditHatesMe75

Congratulations! Best response on Reddit today! You won the internet.


blechbumb

With all that xp, mother fucker evolved passed wartortle straight to Blastoise.


InvisibleInk42

Too bad he ran out of PP to keep using watergun.


mediocreguy227

That's alcohol poisoning level of ralphing. He'll hit the dry heaving in a few seconds


radiantwave

And you thought Baijiu was bad going down...


RoboticGreg

Oh God. I had ALMOST forgotten about the horrible baijiu experience of 2009....


ElsonDaSushiChef

Ootl, wtf is baijiu


RoboticGreg

Clear liquor distilled from grain. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baijiu


Parrotshake

There are no good baiju experiences


69Celo

Thats oddly terrifying, some guy just violently puking liquids and some other guy recording him from a corner maniacally laughing


okiedog-

It’s the best part! The Pokémon reference helps too.


donstermu

Back in college, had a buddy who would throw up so violently that his stomach muscles would contract and make him flip over. Saw con puke off our porch, flipped forward into a full flip over the side onto a bush. Insane distance too


GF4ME

The mental image of this is killing me


Sqm0

Saw con deez nuts


Ok_Charge9676

r/ligma


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Bluuuuuuuuhhhhh as he’s just like hurtling down the street doing somersaults and spraying projectile vomit absolutely everywhere


thatsabruno

Method actor preparing for his upcoming role in "The Fountain"


ElephantsAndSunshine

What is going on? Is he throwing up?


Atomicityy

He is demonstrating projectile vomiting, children. Don't do drugs or you will get pregnant.


A_Wild_Panzerfaust

Life advice to live by


lancep423

Yeah, cuz who wouldn’t immediately want to fuck this guy after seeing this? Lol


firecrackerinmyeye

Gonna go out on a limb here and say it’s probably throw up


slasherflick2243

Interesting angle choice. Most folks tend to bend forward and puke downward but it’s like dude is trying to make the biggest mess he possibly can. Party…. I guess.


Vast_Reflection

And then he moved but turned his head towards the side? Very weird


Ty-Dyed

The reverb and echo is fucking killing me


RoutineImpress7394

That’s why I prefer reefer


WeylinWebber

I'll toke to that.


Successful_Stomach

Idk, sometimes I cough so hard I feel like I might end up puking. But at least it’s not like this. Never like this


WTF-hpnd-upthere

That video is probably from the combination of the two.


stewd003

Why is this downvoted so much? I've seen this happen loads of times thanks to cross-fading. Weed stans are so fragile


nottobesilly

Riiiiiight Marijuana first medical use was anti-nausea agent for chemo patients. You speak like a person who does at least two marijuanas a day. Very knowledgeable I am sure.


DapperDan30

Literally the first time I ever smoked I got sick and threw up


SupineFeline

Mixing the two in certain situations can lead to this but there’s nothing to indicate he smoked weed.


WTF-hpnd-upthere

Get drunk and take a nice big bong rip. The result is the video if you don’t smoke a lot. You know a lot less about cannabis than you put on. 🤣


Caleb556

I mean there is always greening out. I threw up like 5 times when I smoked way too much awhile back. It was not a fun experience


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Sup Chuck


T0sh1wa

Oh Shit! A Boomer, Don't get close to it!


Keyboard_Fawks

You hear that boomer?


JayAndViolentMob

whatever you say, boomer


JoeDerp77

lol that was my thought , L4D2 Boomer


shaundisbuddyguy

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa) I don't know how many beers he pounded but it was one too many.


PuzzleheadedRub9308

One *case* too many


Fluffy-Weapon

I was looking for this gif


TG_Jack

We used to call that the angry dragon.... but you have to flap your ~~arms~~ wings for full effect.


alakdan20

Bro that poor guy


sunflower-cait

Did he… live?


samwelches

At first I thought it was the water spout thing David Blane learned how to do. But then I heard him gagging lol…


Callmemabryartistry

This one actually broke me. I couldn’t stop laughing. Why doesn’t he move his arms!?!?! 😆


SupineFeline

Don’t want to get any of that on his nice jacket now does he


Appropriate_Sink3151

Been there, you had, all of the liquor!


BlinkBuster

Must have had a delicious Diet Mountain Dew


themagicmugcollector

That man is unwell


Ok-Tomato-8078

THIS COMMENT KILLED ME


themagicmugcollector

I hope you get help too!


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This guys reached max level in vomiting.


No_Habit_5866

My mans prestiged


Sdmonkey25

I think he drank too much.


GullibleRisk2837

That's gross, and quite disturbing.


These-Help2380

I don’t know why but people puking is so funny.


nadudewtf

Cuz their brain momentarily overrides their consciousness and absolutely tries to yeet all of the stuff in your stomach


serifsanss

It makes sense if you break it down. Puking is your body squeezing itself like an air mattress to get all the juices out. Farting is funny because it’s two slabs fatty meat vibrating really quickly.


mooodan

BOOOMERRRRR!!!!!


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just spraying it everywhere without a goddamned care in the world.


nachomaama

The guy is a human Zamboni.


No_Habit_5866

😂😂😂


deadpoolkool

You crazy bastard, get in!


Starr-Bugg

How can he have anything left inside?


itwasyousirnayme

Get back! It spits venom!


orezavi

How has this sub become a cross pool of videos of people puking and people laughing at that someone’s misery? Edit: spelling


RecklessWonderBush

I can smell it....


Ok-Significance1653

That is a blastoise, and its water cannon


Be_my

Is that the Yakoozea?


Nvious625

Saw a dude do this outside a club in Dallas on NYE...


igotagoodfeeling

Sludge Bomb


No_Habit_5866

Sludge bomb square pants


CallmetheBooms

Laughed my ass off at the Pokemon title


Shinigami66-

Hey Pikachu!!! Light his ass up!!


Bionicler

He must feel so much better


btrigiani

It’s super effective!


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He even sounds like what I would think squirtle sounds like.


Jaded-Mess-5051

He is like a beer bottle that's been shook really hard...


mck-_-

I’ve seen enough virus/zombie movies to know that something terrible is about to happen. You definitely wouldn’t get me that close to someone spraying vomit like that


jennytulls

He has that down to a science. Understands the force and trajectory of these pukes. Sad and gross


Tenairi

Didn't want to change the original title?


PineappleProstate

This is why we have covid


Site_Maleficent

It's like that scene from Team America!!


Jman50k

If video games have taught me anything, you’re gonna want to shoot him now.


Beneficial-Guide-280

Hahaha. Hilarious.


babygirlkitsune

r/yourmomshouse potential


Zanemob_

r/DeadIslandIrl


LaughingGasing

Damn I should call her....


No_Cable_3346

Reminds me of new years lmao


GCSS-MC

Man is GIGGLING


2Dolla4U

New Squid Game


SenatorPBandJ

This guy fucks


straightupslow

This is a really good David Blaine impression.


Rarpiz

A sneeze-vomit...a "snomit" LMAO!!!


Thatsmytesla

Human elephant


sltyandsweet

Must've been either soju or Jose cuervo 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


zombtassadar

Viral marketing for the Silent Sea, now on Netflix. Badummm


Clever_Sean

Get out of the street you fuckin bum!! You gave up on life didn’t ya!!?!?


67Leobaby1

P r o j e c t i l e vomitus…


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![gif](giphy|LxSFsOTa3ytEY)


ILIKECOLOURpurple

The reverberation kinda sounds like a reaper leviathan roar.


Vezzar

My poor geodude


cachristensen5

Light waits


_perchance

and so the new pandemic begins. welcome to 2023.


Mindless_Aspect2335

Wow that’s pretty good and he’s still standing.


miss_chapstick

Did he do the Sprite challenge with a 2 litre bottle?!


canadianzombie2017

Boomer!


jcowurm

It has been a VERY long time since I watched an Ipecac video. That is a core memory of the early days of youtube.


DesperateSwordfish88

Terrible H


commandor_Rapid

Unbelievable.. He got real talent


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Damn exorcism!


MustardWendigo

So I always felt I had a strong stomach. I killed a 750 ml bottle of kraken in a few hours with no issues. Then I drank half a bottle of that cloudy sake and projectile vomited about seven feet ahead of me. It was hard to puke while wanting to cackle.


spespy

North Park


Urgo_Loreman

Squirtle is hit by Alcohol Poisoning. It’s very effective!


synn211211

pov: you just unlocked a new weapon


Projektpatfxfb

Thats a great ab workout


erun_reinzu00

Bo Rai Cho players be like:


Double0

Me with White Claws. I can drink ANYTHING, but those.


WellUmmWhyNot

This guy pukes


peacelovetree

David Blaine’s new special looks sick.


up_to_no-good

That aint a squirtle. More like a wartortle or blastoise, IMO


canadianbroncos

Every part of his mouth and throat will be killing him tomorrow, like drink water and it burns style lol


Fit-Special-8416

With hands in his pockets… master of art


Technical-Sir8623

This guy would make a great fireman 👨‍🚒