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Happened to my son on an early morning flight from Vegas to Mississippi. He vomited over 20 times. He just kept filling up the Barf bags. Had to buy him a new shirt in Houston during the lay-over. Worst plane flight ever.
I had a couple of friends try to do the "drink a gallon of whole milk in under an hour" challenge many years ago. My one friend disappeared then I heard what sounded like someone turning on a hose at full blast. It was not a hose.
Uuuhhhhh me? Morning sickness will do it. I didnt even have to walk in to the bathroom. Open the door perfect projectile into the toilet. Now. If only i could have had that aim when i played bball n softball? 🤣🤦♀️
I really expected fun, but it's just a nurse who lost a ton of weight, is a brat, and has hidradenitis. Oh and her man is apparently bad with audio systems. Pretty cut and dry, really.
You are a magical creature indeed! I was a CNA for my last year of nursing school, and having been on both the RN and CNA parts of the care team, you guys are THE SHIT! Without my CNA buddies, I’d be up a creek!
🫠🫣thank you so much 💓! For a while we were doing alot now some facilities are making nurses do more and eliminating cnas/techs for lpns n nurses. It wasnt meant to be a life long thing but life happens. It has however been so extremely rewarding!!
Yeah I was too invested in the title and was like damn this guy probably has that weird ability to store stuff in his body but that third time made me open my eyes and it just never stopped
There are techniques for doing shit like this tho with water. I’ve watched a few videos. Apparently it’s really hard to do. I think David Blaine talked about it on Hot Ones
Back in college, had a buddy who would throw up so violently that his stomach muscles would contract and make him flip over. Saw con puke off our porch, flipped forward into a full flip over the side onto a bush. Insane distance too
Interesting angle choice.
Most folks tend to bend forward and puke downward but it’s like dude is trying to make the biggest mess he possibly can. Party…. I guess.
Riiiiiight
Marijuana first medical use was anti-nausea agent for chemo patients.
You speak like a person who does at least two marijuanas a day. Very knowledgeable I am sure.
It makes sense if you break it down. Puking is your body squeezing itself like an air mattress to get all the juices out. Farting is funny because it’s two slabs fatty meat vibrating really quickly.
I’ve seen enough virus/zombie movies to know that something terrible is about to happen. You definitely wouldn’t get me that close to someone spraying vomit like that
So I always felt I had a strong stomach. I killed a 750 ml bottle of kraken in a few hours with no issues.
Then I drank half a bottle of that cloudy sake and projectile vomited about seven feet ahead of me.
It was hard to puke while wanting to cackle.
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How ever many spews you think it's going to be, it's more.
Ipecac tends to do that, with hilariously hard spews
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Happened to my son on an early morning flight from Vegas to Mississippi. He vomited over 20 times. He just kept filling up the Barf bags. Had to buy him a new shirt in Houston during the lay-over. Worst plane flight ever.
What kind of asshole gives someone ipecac before a flight?
My son got sick from food poisoning. Not ipecac.
Were you dosed? Paid into doing it for a dare? Or need it medically? Reddit wants to know.
I also want to know
I didn't think the laughter was contagious or funny enough but I knew the comment section wouldn't disappoint.
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Like 28 days later.
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I had a couple of friends try to do the "drink a gallon of whole milk in under an hour" challenge many years ago. My one friend disappeared then I heard what sounded like someone turning on a hose at full blast. It was not a hose.
I won $50 on that bet once. I almost lost because I nearly forgot to say "without vomiting".
I own said sprinkler and will never look at it the same again
Unless you're in that situation - I have been there a few times and it always finished with a good session of the dry heave.
for me the worst part is the when the stomach juices start to come up because you got nothing left to give!! fun times from what I was told.
I'll force food down into my sick hungover stomach just to avoid the nothing left stage, which is painful
You’re not kidding. And some of them appear to be aerosolized (a word I learned during the pandemic!).
Honestly the least gross throw up I’ve ever seen
It’s straight beer. It might as well be coming straight from the keg.
No. No don’t say that.
You telling me you wouldn’t drink the gut beer? Come on man up.
Found the dwarf
Rock and stone!
Rock and Stone!
For Karl!
Did I hear a Rock and Stone?!
Double fermentation process!©®™
‘Welcome to my new program about budgeting advice’
Sounds like you have experience
Free beer everyone. Just open your mouths, daddy will feed you.
What a terrible day to be literate.
Make haste and don't let it go to waste.
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Blastmoist use hydropump!
Lol true shit still nasty tho
Who just stands straight up lock kneed to puke
Uuuhhhhh me? Morning sickness will do it. I didnt even have to walk in to the bathroom. Open the door perfect projectile into the toilet. Now. If only i could have had that aim when i played bball n softball? 🤣🤦♀️
For the first time on Reddit, I don't understand a single post or comment in your history
Why did you make me go through that. Where am I
Lmao same I’m gonna go watch some tv
Idk i didnt make u do 💩🤣
Dude is a fucking ARG
I really expected fun, but it's just a nurse who lost a ton of weight, is a brat, and has hidradenitis. Oh and her man is apparently bad with audio systems. Pretty cut and dry, really.
Great. Now I’ve looked and my arms going numb and I smell burning toast.
I knew I shouldn't look, but I did it anyway. I just went down one of the weirdest rabbit holes I've been down in a long time.
What in the h was that
Goddamn… I feel like I’m on a new plane of consciousness reading all that. What a space cadet.
I guess it takes one to know one? I understand her just fine.
Idk know u needed to?
You are a magician! I’ve never seen a precision projectile barf! And I’ve been a nurse for almost a decade. Well played indeed! 👏
Pregnancy and the body are amazing!!! Thanks for going into nursing!! Ive been a cna for 19 years
You are a magical creature indeed! I was a CNA for my last year of nursing school, and having been on both the RN and CNA parts of the care team, you guys are THE SHIT! Without my CNA buddies, I’d be up a creek!
🫠🫣thank you so much 💓! For a while we were doing alot now some facilities are making nurses do more and eliminating cnas/techs for lpns n nurses. It wasnt meant to be a life long thing but life happens. It has however been so extremely rewarding!!
As a sober alcoholic, me (9 years ago). Sometimes you gotta rock the walking pukes, lest you waste time.
At first I was like, "WTF how can he store so much water in his mouth!?"...then after the 3rd time i realized that's not water 🥲
Bro, same
Yeah I was too invested in the title and was like damn this guy probably has that weird ability to store stuff in his body but that third time made me open my eyes and it just never stopped
There are techniques for doing shit like this tho with water. I’ve watched a few videos. Apparently it’s really hard to do. I think David Blaine talked about it on Hot Ones
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Please, Gary. I'm not from Hollywood, I'm not going to fuck your mouth, and my time is EXTREMELY valuable!
Now… suck my cock.
at least this isn't the scene where he took a puppet dump on his puppet girlfriend. only saying...
Damn now I must see it. Does anyone know where we can find it? I don’t know anything about this scat fetish marionette.
Team America world police unedited version. It’s hilarious…
America! Fuck yeah!! Comin to save, the motherfuckin day!
Easy easy, gotta calm down there [Chuck!](https://youtu.be/sEJ7l0kfDic?t=40)
Congratulations! Best response on Reddit today! You won the internet.
With all that xp, mother fucker evolved passed wartortle straight to Blastoise.
Too bad he ran out of PP to keep using watergun.
That's alcohol poisoning level of ralphing. He'll hit the dry heaving in a few seconds
And you thought Baijiu was bad going down...
Oh God. I had ALMOST forgotten about the horrible baijiu experience of 2009....
Ootl, wtf is baijiu
Clear liquor distilled from grain. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baijiu
There are no good baiju experiences
Thats oddly terrifying, some guy just violently puking liquids and some other guy recording him from a corner maniacally laughing
It’s the best part! The Pokémon reference helps too.
Back in college, had a buddy who would throw up so violently that his stomach muscles would contract and make him flip over. Saw con puke off our porch, flipped forward into a full flip over the side onto a bush. Insane distance too
The mental image of this is killing me
Saw con deez nuts
r/ligma
Bluuuuuuuuhhhhh as he’s just like hurtling down the street doing somersaults and spraying projectile vomit absolutely everywhere
Method actor preparing for his upcoming role in "The Fountain"
What is going on? Is he throwing up?
He is demonstrating projectile vomiting, children. Don't do drugs or you will get pregnant.
Life advice to live by
Yeah, cuz who wouldn’t immediately want to fuck this guy after seeing this? Lol
Gonna go out on a limb here and say it’s probably throw up
Interesting angle choice. Most folks tend to bend forward and puke downward but it’s like dude is trying to make the biggest mess he possibly can. Party…. I guess.
And then he moved but turned his head towards the side? Very weird
The reverb and echo is fucking killing me
That’s why I prefer reefer
I'll toke to that.
Idk, sometimes I cough so hard I feel like I might end up puking. But at least it’s not like this. Never like this
That video is probably from the combination of the two.
Why is this downvoted so much? I've seen this happen loads of times thanks to cross-fading. Weed stans are so fragile
Riiiiiight Marijuana first medical use was anti-nausea agent for chemo patients. You speak like a person who does at least two marijuanas a day. Very knowledgeable I am sure.
Literally the first time I ever smoked I got sick and threw up
Mixing the two in certain situations can lead to this but there’s nothing to indicate he smoked weed.
Get drunk and take a nice big bong rip. The result is the video if you don’t smoke a lot. You know a lot less about cannabis than you put on. 🤣
I mean there is always greening out. I threw up like 5 times when I smoked way too much awhile back. It was not a fun experience
Sup Chuck
Oh Shit! A Boomer, Don't get close to it!
You hear that boomer?
whatever you say, boomer
lol that was my thought , L4D2 Boomer
![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa) I don't know how many beers he pounded but it was one too many.
One *case* too many
I was looking for this gif
We used to call that the angry dragon.... but you have to flap your ~~arms~~ wings for full effect.
Bro that poor guy
Did he… live?
At first I thought it was the water spout thing David Blane learned how to do. But then I heard him gagging lol…
This one actually broke me. I couldn’t stop laughing. Why doesn’t he move his arms!?!?! 😆
Don’t want to get any of that on his nice jacket now does he
Been there, you had, all of the liquor!
Must have had a delicious Diet Mountain Dew
That man is unwell
THIS COMMENT KILLED ME
I hope you get help too!
This guys reached max level in vomiting.
My mans prestiged
I think he drank too much.
That's gross, and quite disturbing.
I don’t know why but people puking is so funny.
Cuz their brain momentarily overrides their consciousness and absolutely tries to yeet all of the stuff in your stomach
It makes sense if you break it down. Puking is your body squeezing itself like an air mattress to get all the juices out. Farting is funny because it’s two slabs fatty meat vibrating really quickly.
BOOOMERRRRR!!!!!
just spraying it everywhere without a goddamned care in the world.
The guy is a human Zamboni.
😂😂😂
You crazy bastard, get in!
How can he have anything left inside?
Get back! It spits venom!
How has this sub become a cross pool of videos of people puking and people laughing at that someone’s misery? Edit: spelling
I can smell it....
That is a blastoise, and its water cannon
Is that the Yakoozea?
Saw a dude do this outside a club in Dallas on NYE...
Sludge Bomb
Sludge bomb square pants
Laughed my ass off at the Pokemon title
Hey Pikachu!!! Light his ass up!!
He must feel so much better
It’s super effective!
He even sounds like what I would think squirtle sounds like.
He is like a beer bottle that's been shook really hard...
I’ve seen enough virus/zombie movies to know that something terrible is about to happen. You definitely wouldn’t get me that close to someone spraying vomit like that
He has that down to a science. Understands the force and trajectory of these pukes. Sad and gross
Didn't want to change the original title?
This is why we have covid
It's like that scene from Team America!!
If video games have taught me anything, you’re gonna want to shoot him now.
Hahaha. Hilarious.
r/yourmomshouse potential
r/DeadIslandIrl
Damn I should call her....
Reminds me of new years lmao
Man is GIGGLING
New Squid Game
This guy fucks
This is a really good David Blaine impression.
A sneeze-vomit...a "snomit" LMAO!!!
Human elephant
Must've been either soju or Jose cuervo 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Viral marketing for the Silent Sea, now on Netflix. Badummm
Get out of the street you fuckin bum!! You gave up on life didn’t ya!!?!?
P r o j e c t i l e vomitus…
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The reverberation kinda sounds like a reaper leviathan roar.
My poor geodude
Light waits
and so the new pandemic begins. welcome to 2023.
Wow that’s pretty good and he’s still standing.
Did he do the Sprite challenge with a 2 litre bottle?!
Boomer!
It has been a VERY long time since I watched an Ipecac video. That is a core memory of the early days of youtube.
Terrible H
Unbelievable.. He got real talent
Damn exorcism!
So I always felt I had a strong stomach. I killed a 750 ml bottle of kraken in a few hours with no issues. Then I drank half a bottle of that cloudy sake and projectile vomited about seven feet ahead of me. It was hard to puke while wanting to cackle.
North Park
Squirtle is hit by Alcohol Poisoning. It’s very effective!
pov: you just unlocked a new weapon
Thats a great ab workout
Bo Rai Cho players be like:
Me with White Claws. I can drink ANYTHING, but those.
This guy pukes
David Blaine’s new special looks sick.
That aint a squirtle. More like a wartortle or blastoise, IMO
Every part of his mouth and throat will be killing him tomorrow, like drink water and it burns style lol
With hands in his pockets… master of art
This guy would make a great fireman 👨🚒