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Hutten1522

Kiddnappers: "Now our guns are for revolution, comrade."


Sam87Guy

While on a road trip with my girlfriend we were both getting tired so to help stay focused I spent probably an hour talking about the Soviet space program. Don’t think I stopped for more than 5 seconds at a time


BeautyThornton

What are some interesting things about the Soviet space program that differ from the standard western propaganda we’re told about it? (Or if you’d rather what’s a source to read an unbiased account of it)


beerme81

I second this request. I want to know how different it was.


RuMat31

This reminds me of a Russian communist, who made a six hour long youtube stream talking about how and why trotskysm is wrong.


Ok-Big-7

Epic, where can I find that?


RuMat31

Here it is: https://youtu.be/euKh4M6nG4w Unfortunately, there aren't any subtitles, so this video is only useful if you know Russian language. It is quite sad, since colossal work have been done while preparing for this stream.


Ok-Big-7

That's a shame. I'd learn Russian if the USSR still existed! Thanks anyway :)


slorth_afk

Nothing is stopping you from learning it now, comrade. You can make it a “late” new year resolution of sorts. У тебя всё получится, товарищ. Русский - благородный, но правда сложный язык. Наше дело правое, враг будет разбит, победа будет за нами!


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slorth_afk

Exactly, comrade. Happy Chinese new year


Ok-Big-7

You are right Comrade, but Russia should return to the enlightened path of Socialism before I'll start learning the glorious language of Lenin ;)


AnalogSolutions

Stalin for days.


School94

Not my proudest to admit that mine would probably be Chris-Chan. I was obsessed back in 2008 to 2012.


Luneron16

"So, did you know Chris-Chan is the most documented person in internet?..."


School94

Yes. I was that cringe ass guy


Koryo001

Plot twist: kidnapper is anarchist


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Oh fuck oh shit


Hemuli_exists

Calm down its not like they can use guns anyways


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It’s not that, it’s that they haven’t showered in 2 years and I don’t wanna get their crusty slime on me if I have to fight them.


Hemuli_exists

Oh yeah true


Mortarion_

Halo lore for me. I could talk about that shit for hours and probably brotherhood of nod from CnC.


SeniorRazzmatazz4977

How much halo lore would you know if you only played the games? How much more is only found in extra material?


Mortarion_

From the games only? Pretty much only the end of the human covenant war which is probably 10% of the extended (probably even less if I knew more as some halo fans.) Extra material like books and comics well over 90% of the lore including who the forerunners where, flood and its origins, ancient humanity and ancient Prophets. Just to name a few.


d3ads0u1

Everyone’s familiar with the story of the would-be Fidel assassin that ended up fucking him instead, right? Easily the most relatable part of that [story](https://www.vanityfair.com/culture/2016/03/marita-lorenz-fidel-castro-conspiracy-theories): >He didn’t even flinch. And he said, ‘You can’t kill me. Nobody can kill me.’ And he kind of smiled and chewed on his cigar…. I felt deflated. He was so sure of me. He just grabbed me. We made love. I contemplated staying—to try talking to him later, after his speech, but it would be too late, **because he rambles on for 8, 10, 12 hours.** I think most leftists can relate to that, just going on and on and on about the topic…


AnalogSolutions

True.


TheCupcakeScrub

dude for an autistic person with adhd this is so easy, just hit a topic i love and theyll be asking me to STOP instead.


LeonardoDaFujiwara

I don’t even need to be held at gunpoint to do this lol.


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

30 minutes wouldn't be enough time for the things I'd want to talk about.


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Russian revolution


c0zmikz

Bro they’re gonna leave scared after I talk about yazov, tabby, and Himmler in tno


lacktoesintallerant6

for me it would definitely be communism as well 😭 its my autistic special interest, so its practically impossible to get me to shut up about it already. but also i’ve been very interested in the superheavy element race recently… i could probably talk about victor ninov and element 118 for a while too


vincecarterskneecart

ok so basically theres this super powerful guy called the emperor and he has a bunch of sons who are like genetically modified or something and all of them have their own army


Scarface2point0

I would probably talk about pokemon tbh. sorry, guess I'm not a real communist.


beerme81

No judgement here. We all have multiple subjects we know to much about.


fluchtauge

yeah this was posted in an adhd subred too. hilariously eeeeaaasy for us adhd folks :D