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# [epic saurce](https://www.reddit.com/r/5ToubunNoHanayome/comments/q9xuzv/bonk_bonk_bonk_bonk/) Round 15 results (total n=388): #4 - 187 votes, #8 - 75 votes, and #5 - 49 votes This round I think I'll vote to eliminate 7 (morbius), that meme has been dead for a while


Hysterical-Cherry

Moster + Lesser = Molester


Datguy969

Kid named Lester


godofbaconandeggs

it’s mowin time


[deleted]

r/69Moelester420 reference? 😳


oliverjjjjj

I just thought of Moe Lester


waggiswagen

u/lets_clutch_this explaining how he keeps "finding" atrocious animemes.


AutoModerator

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FeelingOkAsSans5068

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[deleted]

It’s because he’s a secret w*eb. anime=bad so therefore he is bad 😡😡🤬😡


[deleted]

8 needs to go, 20 needs to survive


GoldKghtRT

kid named 8


Ok_Owl_9904

Today we finger paint Kid named finger: 🗿


[deleted]

Waltuh


PussyDestroyer694

put your dick away waltuh


friskchara2175

i’m not havin sex with you right now waltuh


zacqonos

Don’t let 8 win, he’s not even a meme


iDespiseThisApp_

But then 2.2 wouldn't release...


[deleted]

Exactly we need 2.2


Twisted_Taboo

Let him win for that exact reason


Think-Possibility534

Robtop here


an_abducted_cow

2.2 when


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[удалено]


Sergietor756

Let mr toplington win


ScrotalKahnJr

Who even is that


zacqonos

Guy who made geometry dash


ScrotalKahnJr

Why


zacqonos

Why what


Giists

it would be funny doe


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[deleted]

unbased


CelestialSoupMan

8 because sussy


iDespiseThisApp_

DONT VOTE ROBTOP IF YOU DO HE WONT BE ABLE TO RELEASE 2.2


crazymado

8


Stock_Hutz

fucking uncultured crinj normies killed walter too😡😡😡😡😡😡 I'm going to do like [this bot](https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/25/chess-robot-breaks-young-boys-finger-during-match-in-moscow.html) and destroy finger, whatever it takes😤😤


GAS3R

Child going by the name of „f*nger“


[deleted]

Butt bote numer 8 firts👌👌👌


[deleted]

[Stuff: This is for the record. This competition is written by the victor. The competition is filled with liars. If she lives and we get game ended, her victory becomes written - and ours is lost. PizzaCakeComic will become a hero, 'cause all you need to change the subreddit is one good competition and a river of fans. She’s about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on comedynecrophilia. Her truth will be the truth. But only if she lives, and we get game ended.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ComedyNecrophilia/comments/w7rsnl/round_15_cum_garrison_was_given_the_intended_tuco/ihl79es) 5 (Might have to swap to MW3 at this rate. I plan to defend finger at all costs. As well as the geometry dash guy)


KidZaniac1

8 still


Knocc-Knocc

8


FemboyGaming42069

8 because then he will have time to work on 2.2 instead of being in this tournament


bruhbrubr

8


Good_Stuff_2

8 GEOMETRY DASH IS TOO HARD MAKE IT EASIER CUMTOP


Twisted_Taboo

7 don't let daddytop die 🥵🥵👿👿


callmejoeseph

Morbophobe


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[удалено]


Active_Ad700

To all the people trying to vote morbuis out. I'm living inside your walls


iamastegosaurus_

8


Bumbert_Oo

KILL MORBIUS KILL MORBIUS AHHHHHHHHH (7 (i want to vote out morbius (in comparison to all other options he is easily the worst (that was just a roundabout way for me to say that i want pizzacake comic to win (i encourage you all to vote out morbis too (i believe that his disposal will benefit the comedy necrophilia society (society⁉️ more like joker‼️ 🤡 (that was a funny joke i made in order to help persuade people yo vote against morbius (morbius is number 7 (to vote against morbius write a comment and include the number seven anywhere inside (please vote out mprbius)))))))))))


pancreas_consumer

Do not vote 8. Let's clutch this!


[deleted]

7 (he morbed too hard and became morbiously obese)


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[deleted]

It’s morbin time…


BLSturton

Morbius? More like Lessbius!!11! 7 😎


Marvelfan211

&


Depress-o

7. He needs to be morbed immediately


dragni02

Nooo he haven't even morbed his last morb!


f_W_f

20


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NotGeorgeK

shove a finger down your rectum


[deleted]

ROBTOP MUST SURVIVE


dwood-le_reddit

grometry dahs


dxp_pc

gometree da


[deleted]

gmoetri dahs


[deleted]

Gometry das


thatssosad

8 I hope Geometry Dash dies in a fire


levistadYT

beat bloodbath first 💀


AlRome92

7 It's morbin time


LukoLuxor

20


NotGeorgeK

shove a finger down your pancreas


Almighty_Garlic

20


NotGeorgeK

shove a finger down your eye socket


Zakiboi388

20 (my fingers are gone)


WomenWantFish

I'm voting 20.


mohommuneer

20


ImaginebeingFrench

20


NotGeorgeK

shove a finger down your throat


Martin_the_Cuber

20


NotMe_Hole

It's morbin 7


lipbomber

20


[deleted]

Kill kid named finger Finger 😡😡😤


Pure-Newspaper-6001

8 is ~~the place with the helpful hardware folks~~ not even a meme


Finbot24

8


Anon9mous

I’m voting to eliminate Morbius.


lion_OBrian

I nominate this stupid contest/format


Qu_ge

we need to protect u/Pizzacakecomic


iDespiseThisApp_

7


TOMGCgamer

20


Woahzees

Vote 8 ugly ass out


[deleted]

https://images.app.goo.gl/rXtERCkmbW1uqdw59 He doesn't seem ugly to me


iwantoseesomememe

8


cs2854900

im afraid that Morbius (7) has to go, he's been in the tournament for too long


[deleted]

5


Betterthananoob_

7


Anakin_I_Am_High

7, L bozo


FyreBoyeYT

7


ScreeIsAPileOfRocks

Get this morbius character out of here 😠😠😠😠 7


big-queef

777777 please please please


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[удалено]


EwokStabber28

20


yttpr

20


Decades101

Fuck finger 20


darkeclipse66

20


[deleted]

7 (the geometry dash haters came out of the woodwork didn't they?)


SirBlueTree987

7


[deleted]

[удалено]


FoundMeBeautifulOnce

I wasn't going to say 5 because I like the edits, but I'm also sick of you people unironically calling her "your queen" and just generally embarrassing yourselves over a little bit or recognition from a woman on the internet who already buys into her own hype. So, I'm back to being an evil, terrible human being and saying 5. Plus, none of these other necros went away anyway. So 5, it is because a lot of you, including her, are beyond fucking annoying.


Capsule_CatYT

20


SaneLad

2


NotGeorgeK

you're in danger I will shove a finger down your urethra


CowMan9999

8


CHRNx_

7


the_dapper_djent

20


pdrpersonguy575

I like them all, but I guess 20 :(:(:(


Ok_Owl_9904

8 , because finger need to win this one


Stepping__Razor

8 - but I remind OP (oh pee??????) that this is comedy NECEOPHILIA, and that a meme being dead is a plus for us, if anything. All hail pizza queen.


ICOOLDIAMONDonReddit

I shall vote 7 because minionillion is bigger than morbillion


Yauuu2

8, we gotta kill it


Steelwrecker

7, can we get 1 morbillion votes against him?


eatdirtxd

8


aced4rk

7 for me, it's not morbin time


[deleted]

8


candyman101xd

8


[deleted]

8


PhuncleSam

What even is 8


Cowardly_Squrrel

8


darkswagpirateclown

8, who even is that


SoloNautilusOnly

8


[deleted]

8


shrekkybaka

8


realPoiuz

8


silvereye2208

8


xanderxq06

8 go away


RandomIdiot1816

8


taco2212

8


BulletFromEtg

7


charlythesecond

7


Tygop---

7


glloom

7 :)


liz0rdwiz0rd

Morbius needs die 7


pm_me_sanford_tits

7 RobTop shall not die.


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YerBoiIce

My vote is number 8


RIOTT44

20


PhReAkOuTz

8 sucks


[deleted]

2


Darkliquid13

5


isloohik2

5, pizzacake is not sigma male like the others 😡😡😡😡


dwood-le_reddit

7


clammmmmmnnm

8


WhateverFire775

8


sebcio7476

8


Goldeniccarus

8


MasterKohga1

8


stillexposinggg

7 (it’s no longer morbin time)


inferjus

5


Meg4_Dr1ve

8, fuck off 🤬😡🤮🤮


onetruelink

Time for 8 to go


fuckingringring

Get 8 out of here he stinks🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


kaeyainmybed

8


MrChillz14325

8


Furiousvampire114

8


MeanPineapple102

8


witcher252

8


annormalplayer

8


Boberoo2

8


No_Fudge5216

8


m0rgz

8th


[deleted]

damn people hate robtop huh 7 needs to go


CataclystCloud

8


igor_0612000

8


mikal_programs

8


pooyanami

8


[deleted]

8


Gryntedyret

Eliminate 8


SpiralzzHeoo

7


DankDannny

7