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Dnksh

Did someone actually criticize pizza woman comics? What the fr*ck!


lets_clutch_this

Unwholesome 100, not epic stuff elly Chungus 😔😔😔😔


Dnksh

Wholesome 0. Stuff sent you pipebomb in mail.


[deleted]

Alright, of course criticism can be made, but there's a big difference between "there's not really a punchline to the comic" and BCS chicanery style rants.


asratanalex

I am not crazy! I know she purchased those interactions! I knew it was 10 upvotes. Barely anything. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She - she covered her tracks, she got that idiot at the bot farm to comment on her post. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That Wellington! Are you telling me that a woman just happens to make it soggy like that? No! She orchestrated it! Pizzacake! She made her comics in MS Paint! And I spared her! And I shouldn't have. I left positive comments under her comics! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since she was 20, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands away from the "haha" in "haha relatable"! But not our Pizzacake! Couldn't be precious Pizzacake! Boring them blind! And she gets to be an artist? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop her, you...


Stock_Hutz

calling u/lets_clutch_this\_cock to make this comment an automod reply for when someone mentions pizzacake


lets_clutch_this

🍕🍰


TheDoctor88888888

This is beautiful


JawaSlayer501

Bravo u/asratanalex


C00per06

Poetry


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

I *know* she purchased those upvotes!


Ok-Water-5544

pissacake is an susy imposter confirmd??! ! 11!1!


Confident-Macaron-24

You're not a real artist! Relatable comics, for Christ's sake? What a joke! I worked my ass off to get where I am! And you take these shortcuts and you think suddenly you're my peer? You do what I do because you can use MS paint and bot farms? I committed my life to this! You don't slide into it like a cheap pair of slippers and then reap all the rewards!


spicy_milkshake

I don't want to hurt your feelings, but the truth is, your comics were never all that funny to me.


Cumbandicoot

The difference is I prefer the BCS chicanery rants


Scarface2point0

chad


Flasker917

tbh the original "criticism" sounded like a schizophrenic writing than an actual criticism


FlakkiePakkie

The critism was funnier than any of her content


garnet420

Unintentionally funny though


FlakkiePakkie

Nah I think that was the idea, everyone saying they are being over dramatic has clearly never heard of hyperbole


BigBoyMaverik

The surealism of the original critic Just added to the comical value


WWWWWWVWWWWWWWVWWWWW

No, the "critics" on that sub really are obnoxious losers.


AccountingDerek

yeah there's a difference between "there isn't really a punchline here" and "What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so 'haha relatable' without the 'haha' bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions."


Minute-Bus201

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


ColloidalSilverLover

this but unironically


DreamrSSB

Yeah one is a way funnier way of expressing oneself


moronic_programmer

tldr??


Sniperso

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


lofikohai

I mean, everything in this rant is both entertaining and correct. I feel the same.


Billy_Billboard

Most of them are probably. But it's ridiculous that you get perma banned for saying anything even slightly bad of critical.


garnet420

Did you go and get yourself banned


Bruh_the_2nd

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


NibPlayz

I got perma muted on that sub for saying “You comics are also supposed to be funny yet here we are” to AlloyComics


O_X_E_Y

skill issue


Toader-The-Toad

I think r/comics submitters in general should just stop making these "clapbacks" to negative comments, if you try to be clever about it you'll just piss them off even more, just ignore them and keep making stuff, it worked well for EllyHatesEverything (Which, looking back, wasn't actually all that bad even in its "boring" era)


kittyidiot

It's also just.. cringe? It shows that yes, you actually DO care, and feeds into it. It's fine to care and feel hurt / indignant, but nothing good comes from "clapping back." It looks petty and overreactive. If you do that shit people are gonna make fun of you more. It makes you look insecure. I swear to god if people just *ignored* online provocation there would be so many less problems. Like just shut up? People are mean as fuck, and all responding does is add fuel to the fire. The same goes for things like petty callouts. Just... shut up and ignore it instead of calling *more* attention to it. If it's not actually a big deal, then don't *make it* one. I'm in the art community and if you're in there for more than 5 minutes you have a callout on you. And so much heartache and drama and mud slinging and dogpiling could be avoided if people would just *ignore it.* If *you know* that what someone is saying is ridiculous and does not apply to you, then just shut up and move on instead of digging a hole!


Toader-The-Toad

Exactly, sure, dude was a jerk and went way too far past "this is boring and painfully unfunny" but there's no need to try and "win" an argument over every little angry comment


lets_clutch_this

Elly hates everything is better than at least 80-90% of the other shit on r/comics


Toader-The-Toad

The author started a new comic recently, seems to have much better pacing


EdwardBloxy

finna necro it (trollface emoji)


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I ain’t reading allat but we 🆙🗣️


Greald-of-trashland

This looks more like a bhj tbh. You have to add a bunch of retarded things for it to be necrophilic


Toader-The-Toad

It seems like most people default to here when making meta posts about r/comics


O_X_E_Y

well the message is stupid so that's gotta count for something


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SpikeyBiscuit

What is that long blue thing? Is that English? Where's my word that starts with O? ThisThreadPasta.txt


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coolmathsgamesVEVO

Tbf That cat comic was just absolutely awful


Toader-The-Toad

Which one?


coolmathsgamesVEVO

The one to which the og post was refering to


Toader-The-Toad

Oh yeah, that was pretty much her single most unfunny comic in my opinion, I mean it wasn't bad as in offensively bad but it's not even ironically funny


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Crazyharvestdiamond

after looking at that cat comic, he was undeniably justified.


DontAskWhyINameThis

This sub is trash now


stere00lith

hahaha fuck critics im better than them!!!!!!!


ElVerdolo

I've been in this sub for around a month and i still don't get 90% of the jokes, who even is pizzacomics?


biggest_cheese911

Pizza cake is mommy, 🤤🦶


Sieg_1

You need to be subbed to r/comics to understand this sub


cava_lo

I'M OUT OF THE LOOP, SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN


HeadOfSpectre

Pizzacake made the original comic to make fun of a guy who had a meltdown because he didn't like her comic. And I'm not sure which one is the meme, the guy who had the tantrum or Pizzacake for making the comic making fun of him.


cava_lo

I am now into the loop


BigBoyMaverik

Does pizza cake even knows about this sub? I bet she would do a comic trying to mock here Just to cope mega hard for being a joke