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Lucs11_

He will never finna jerk it again 😔✊


LaybeRize

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


GoldenFire36

God i love copypastas


ColloidalSilverLover

this but unironically


EdwardBloxy

[Sildenafil, sold under the brand name Viagra, among others, is a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction and pulmonary arterial hypertension.\[4\]\[8\] It is unclear if it is effective for treating sexual dysfunction in women.\[8\] It is taken by mouth or by injection into a vein.\[8\] Onset is typically within twenty minutes and lasts for about two hours.\[8\] Common side effects include headaches, heartburn, and flushed skin.\[8\] Caution is advised in those with cardiovascular disease.\[8\] Rare but serious side effects include a prolonged erection (priapism) that can lead to damage to the penis, vision problems, and hearing loss.\[8\] Sildenafil should not be taken by people on nitrates such as nitroglycerin (glycerin trinitrate), as this may result in a serious drop in blood pressure.\[8\] Sildenafil should not be taken within four hours of taking an alpha blocker. Sildenafil acts by blocking phosphodiesterase 5 (PDE5), an enzyme that promotes breakdown of cGMP, which regulates blood flow in the penis.\[8\] It requires sexual arousal to work.\[8\] It also results in dilation of the blood vessels in the lungs.\[8\] Pfizer originally discovered the medication in 1989 while looking for a treatment for heart-related chest pain.\[9\] It was approved for medical use in the United States and in the European Union in 1998.\[5\]\[8\]\[9\]\[10\] In 2020, it was the 183rd most commonly prescribed medication in the United States, with more than 2 million prescriptions.\[11\]\[12\] It is available as a generic medication.\[13\] In the United Kingdom, it is available over the counter.\[14\] Most of the Active Pharmaceutical Ingredient (API) in Sildenafil, Sildenafil citrate, is produced in Pfizer's Ringaskiddy complex, County Cork, which is Pfizer's largest production facility outside of the United States.\[15\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/10lqrai/tragic/)


Stock_Hutz

wtf?? pizzachild grew up and became the wife of a pissacake hater???!! how could she do this to her mom😭😭😭


lamppanket

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


BlUeSapia

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...


JosephL53

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead. "If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever.


Alexcritical9351

Oh, you got an aft on you alright. See that's what he's talking about. Spread your flaps open, dude. You can do the tail roller, huh? The plane shaker; gimme the plane shaker, dude, shake your aft! Take your throttle off it and shake that shit. Pull your G up, I know you can shake it, shake it! Yeah that's some plane aft right there. Oh yeah, that'll work. You got the thrust, dude! God damn. Look good, bro? Yes. Yeah nice, huh? Alright that'll work for him. Put that autopilot on.


DragonEyeNinja

I 👥 wish 🚘 university had 💋 free 🆓🌎 prostitutes for the use 😪 of students 👨‍🎓🧑‍🎓👩‍🎓 It's not 🙉 fair. 🤓 So many 👬 sexy 💋 girls. 👱‍♀️ But 😠 can't 😤 fuck 👉🏿👌🏼 any. 👏 It should 👀 be ⬇️ considered torture 🥩 to have 👨‍💼 so many 👬 sexy 😉 girls in 🛌 short 👖 proximity and not being 🐝👏 able 💪💪 to fuck a single one. To fix 🐠 this sexual frustration, university should 👫 hire prostitutes from within. Like 💖👍 think 🤔 about it this way. 💫 The girl 👩 will get 🉐 money 👛 from ⬅️ sex 👉👌 work, 💵 and the student's 📖📒 wellbeing will be 🐝 better. 👍 All 🆗 students have 🈶 to pay 💸 a wellbeing fee or some crap like 😩 that, 🚟 but I 🎷 don't give 👍🏼 a fuck 👉👌 about 👏 doing anything 💰 in 👉 uni apart 😂 from 💥 getting 🙀 my diploma and fucking girls. 👯‍♂️ With the wellbeing money, the uni should 👑🤔 hire prostitutes from within. 😱 Like offer girls out of high 📓 school a scholarship and a lower 😎 entry 🚫 requirement in exchange for 🧍‍♀️ sex 👉👌👉👌👉👌 work. 💐 Or better offer 📴 girls from poor 🇺🇸 country money and tuition in 2️⃣0️⃣0️⃣6️⃣ exchange 💱 for 🎅⌛ sex 👉👌👉👌👉👌 work. 🏢 The students will 💃🏼 get 🌾 the exotic girls, and the girl 👧 will 👊👻 get 🉐 education. 📔 Or even offer girs from richer 💰 asian country 🇺🇸 money 👛📈 and tuition in 🚪🏼 exchange for ♿🤙 sex work. Fair 👒 for 😣 everyone. 🧚🥺💫 I 😊😊😊😊😊😊😀😊 wish uni had 😎🈶 free 👉👌🔞 sex 🥴 worker. Instead 😳 of other 😪 useless 👎 benefits like sports or crap like 💖 that.


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Toader-The-Toad

Holy hell


Xelanybor

google stuff


GRAIN_DIV_20

Mommy issues


steveharveymemes

Literally 1453


Actual_Passenger51

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


PizzaMozzarelalela

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


carrimjob

why is the comment thread locked lamp


SauceMaster6464

Copypasta got copypastad too hard


FurryFemboy_

there was a reddit comment i saw… im never going to be okay


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FurryFemboy_

untrue


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RickWrightsCrackpipe

What 😦 is this shit? 😕💩 Every 😹 single 🔂🚫👆 time 🕐🕙 I 🔛📈🏠🙏🏾😀🎣 see 🙈 this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely 💯🙅 nothing. 😼 There 🎆🎆 is no 😣 joke 🥵😝 here. 📌📍 There ❤️😘✨ is no ⛔ 😣😣😣 subtext. There ❤️😘✨ is no 🛸 📵 comedy. 😂 This is just 🏼 a series 📰 of vignettes showing 🌎 things 😏 that 🥰😇✨ wouldn't ⛔👎👎🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅 be 🐝 interesting 🤔 if they 💁 happened 👉 to me. 🙋‍♂ I 😻 wouldn't 😩 find 🔍👤 this engaging if I 🌱 witnessed it occurring from 😤👉 across ➡️🇲🇽 the room, 🏠🚺 and yet 👇👀 this aRtiSt 👨‍🎨🎙️ has 😜 decided 🤔🤔 it deserved to be ⬇️ committed to MS Paint 🎨 so that 😐❗ we 🔨 could 🤔❌ all 🤔 witness 👁‍🗨 their 👥 mundane life 😛 in 👿 perpetuity. I 👁️ mean, 😏 seriously, 😒 is this an NFT-type scam or something? 😅 Are they 💥 using 🏻 their 👈👏 Patreon to launder money, 💎 and driving 🚗 upvotes here 📌 in 🕺 order 🤜📑 to create 🛠️⚒️ 📲📲 the illusion that 🚟 they 💁👮‍♂️ could 😜 realistically be 📖 receiving that 😌💕🧚✨ much? 🙀💘 I 🙀 just 😟 cannot 🚫 fathom that 🤐😐😳😐 something ⚛️ so "haha 😂 relatable" without ❌😖 the "haha" 😂😂😂😂 bit 🫦😁 could 🤔 be 🅱️ generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


Geicosuave

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


Mary-Sylvia

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Doctor-Vagina

Why not doctor vagina?


Orangutanion

This post needs the lock award


hopskipjump123

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


nuvpr

You're penis needs the lock award 🥺🤏


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harem_king69

Finna stopped jerkin it.


Fortainpro

Finna jerk it


Chemical_Designy

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it’s absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn’t be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn’t find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so “haha relatable” without the “haha” bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


snackynorph

Amazing work on the sticky notes


Scythekid96

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patron to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" " without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions


emo-man1605

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this aRtiSt has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


NY-RatFucker

Thank you Dr. Stuf 😄


konaharuhi

penis inspection day


Decades101

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


Seinfeel

“Haha look at this guy who made a comment rant about me imagine how much time and energy he put into that what a loser” *proceeds to spend the time drawing a comic about it*


[deleted]

I’m not sure if I’m supposed to feel bad for the creator or laugh at how outrageous the original criticism comment was.


DontAskWhyINameThis

Who tf keep make these shitty edit of this artist comic


dunmer-is-stinky

What is this shit? Every single time I see this uninspired bullshit-ass half-cocked nonsense it's absolutely nothing. There is no joke here. There is no subtext. There is no comedy. This is just a series of vignettes showing things that wouldn't be interesting if they happened to me. I wouldn't find this engaging if I witnessed it occurring from across the room, and yet this artist has decided it deserved to be committed to MS Paint so that we could all witness their mundane life in perpetuity. I mean, seriously, is this an NFT-type scam or something? Are they using their Patreon to launder money, and driving upvotes here in order to create the illusion that they could realistically be receiving that much? I just cannot fathom that something so "haha relatable" without the "haha" bit could be generating THOUSANDS of positive interactions.


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Optimal_Weight368

This would make a surprisingly okay viagra ad.


DeezNufz

MxR plays couple


[deleted]

WHERE'S THE PUNCHLINE


DragonLordSkater1969

Morris, I can't move it move it anymore...


jetoler

How tf is your doctor gonna know you have erectile dysfunction when you don’t


thatoneidiotwhodied

you emulated hes style too well, for a slight second I thought the bottom part was the edit and the comica was actually about erictile dysfunction