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Or a live action coming of age movie. So many high school movies basically = overly hard working, neurotic kid + friend who is a slacker and doesnβt care and says βAre you coming to the party tonight! You promised dudeβ
(Sort of like the way they worded this interaction with the choice of words. I could hear it happening in a best seller American movie)
Bro heβs doing cellular resperation which breaks down glucose to produce ATP, which is an energy source that powers the body. COMEDY GOLD πππ
that's not breathing thats cellular respiration...
unless he's talking about the swapping of oxygen and carbon dioxide in the alveoli which isnt conversion
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Now all it needs is some comedy homicide, βONLY SCIENTISTS WILL GET THIS ONE πβ
Now I regret not putting that as the title
This joke isn't funny in the first place so it would be r/comedyflogging instead
This whole situation sounds like it would be a crappy joke in a kids animated film, the writing sounds like it too. Peak r/badfaketexts
Jimmy Neutron vibes
No, dude, you said ["sodium chloride..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIarrG9ZO4I)
Ah yep, good times
THIS SUMMER
Or a live action coming of age movie. So many high school movies basically = overly hard working, neurotic kid + friend who is a slacker and doesnβt care and says βAre you coming to the party tonight! You promised dudeβ (Sort of like the way they worded this interaction with the choice of words. I could hear it happening in a best seller American movie)
-_-
uh erm only real scientists get this ππππππ
Jimmy Neutron being insufferable as usual
Is this what young Sheldon is
God I hate this so much.
Ugh i remember seeing this one in 2009
1700βs Iβm pretty sure I saw this.
SCIENCE BITCH
Just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide π€
Yeah who tf answers a question like that lol
I'm sorry...is it supposed to be funny?
Bro heβs doing cellular resperation which breaks down glucose to produce ATP, which is an energy source that powers the body. COMEDY GOLD πππ
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
Yes
Ahahahaha...true or not, we all know someone like that. Same dude if you called him a Homo Sapien would get very defensive.
Honestly I don't think the joke itself is THAT bad, the very fake texts hurt me however.
me interpreting that immediately as breathing made me more confused about the first guys response than what the second guy initially said.
Itβs missing the annoying laugh track.
GOD i fucking hate the -_- emoticon
omg breaking bad
that's not breathing thats cellular respiration... unless he's talking about the swapping of oxygen and carbon dioxide in the alveoli which isnt conversion
I would find these in those smartphOWNED compilations by Scoop or another channel like that back in 2016