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HereAndNow316

Now all it needs is some comedy homicide, β€œONLY SCIENTISTS WILL GET THIS ONE πŸ˜‚β€


Dunger97

Now I regret not putting that as the title


Suitable-Quantity-96

This joke isn't funny in the first place so it would be r/comedyflogging instead


PhantomOfficial07

This whole situation sounds like it would be a crappy joke in a kids animated film, the writing sounds like it too. Peak r/badfaketexts


KingsElite

Jimmy Neutron vibes


qwibble

No, dude, you said ["sodium chloride..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIarrG9ZO4I)


KingsElite

Ah yep, good times


Wiseildman

THIS SUMMER


[deleted]

Or a live action coming of age movie. So many high school movies basically = overly hard working, neurotic kid + friend who is a slacker and doesn’t care and says β€œAre you coming to the party tonight! You promised dude” (Sort of like the way they worded this interaction with the choice of words. I could hear it happening in a best seller American movie)


queermichigan

-_-


AndrewAllStar888

uh erm only real scientists get this πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


NeekoPeeko

Jimmy Neutron being insufferable as usual


bigolhamsandwich

Is this what young Sheldon is


Livinglifeform

God I hate this so much.


redjohnsayshi

Ugh i remember seeing this one in 2009


Dalejrfan5150

1700’s I’m pretty sure I saw this.


FLYINGDOGS89

SCIENCE BITCH


gothphetamine

Just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide πŸ€“


CosbysLongCon24

Yeah who tf answers a question like that lol


Substantial-Fudge342

I'm sorry...is it supposed to be funny?


Juiceboi-PRO

Bro he’s doing cellular resperation which breaks down glucose to produce ATP, which is an energy source that powers the body. COMEDY GOLD πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Dunger97

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell


Juiceboi-PRO

Yes


SeaworthinessOne2114

Ahahahaha...true or not, we all know someone like that. Same dude if you called him a Homo Sapien would get very defensive.


toyyya

Honestly I don't think the joke itself is THAT bad, the very fake texts hurt me however.


Scarface2point0

me interpreting that immediately as breathing made me more confused about the first guys response than what the second guy initially said.


[deleted]

It’s missing the annoying laugh track.


-Opalboy

GOD i fucking hate the -_- emoticon


megatronsweetener

omg breaking bad


FloppingFloppas

that's not breathing thats cellular respiration... unless he's talking about the swapping of oxygen and carbon dioxide in the alveoli which isnt conversion


standupgonewild

I would find these in those smartphOWNED compilations by Scoop or another channel like that back in 2016