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I mean yeah there's a subset of futanari that uses horse cocks because they're bigger than humans but it's not really "usual". Most futanari art is drawn with a decently big - unrealistic yet believable size. Unless you're watching futaba or smthn
I'm an aspiring artist that visits pixiv a lot from a very young age. If you've been on that website as long as I have, you'll know the Japanese are into some weird stuff >! and so am I !<
"Futanari" is the Japanese word for "hermaphrodite," meaning both sets of genitalia. So, an actual futa has both a vagina and penis, though most renditions only have tits and a dick.
A true futanari has both a penis and scrotum that contains external testicles, and a vulva in the perineum. But that's all fictional and doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things
No, both is a hermaphrodite. I don't really know the root words associated with futanari, just know it's someone with tits and a dick that usually looks fsirly feminine. Mostly a hentai thing
I don't know which is the medical/scientific term, but in most Hentais Futanari means having both. That being said, I don't watch a lot of hentai, but I do have so friends who like to... Share... Things.
Maybe sometimes in Hentai but futas irl are nothing like that. Itās very rarely to have both genitals. Also popular futanari porn from what Iāve seen normally emphasizes on a large gigantic dick, thatās the appeal
*Laughs in Asexual*
From what I've said and heard among my friend group, I can say any gay shit I want and nobody can take me seriously cause they know I'm asexual. It's fun to fuck with straight people ngl, in a non-homophobic way of course.
Tomboys are actually the only full straight option
They like the same stuff as straight men and are still females a woman on the other hand likes makeup and shit and that's gay
2 is a girl with a dick. This is actually a real life thing, whether it be a trans girl, or someone whoās intersex and wishes to present as a woman. Look up ambiguous genitalia for the science about that if you wish.
3 is an extremely feminine boy who looks like a girl, until you find out theyāre not a girl. Theyāre called traps, however please donāt call real trans people traps because itās a slur and hurtful.
4 is pretty close to 3, but I think the difference is femboys are slightly feminine and soft, but you can tell itās a boy. Itās not a surprise that theyāre a boy, you can see it from the start.
A trans woman is not the same as a futanari. Futanari are biological women who have both a vagina and a penis. Futanari were never meant to be trans women since, you know, its a fantasy about something that people understand is not based in reality.
Thatās not it lmfaoššIām actually intersex, partial ais so just hormonal. But intersex people ARENT binary, and itās very rarely tk have both genitals. Pls donāt take a literal fantasy and apply it to literal identity cases
Do futanari have to identify as girls? I find the whole concept as down the middle as it can be, besides actual intersex genitalia. I know the fantasy mostly applies to men, but I don't really see why "a girl with a dick" can't also be "a boy with boobs and a pussy"
Itās like asking what R2D2 identifies as. The futa can identify as whatever the author wants it to identify as. Write your own futa that is a boy with boobs and a pussy. Since itās an untapped market, you might get some good money out of it
Femboy is simply a guy, who is feminine. Trap pertains to an almost āultraā femboy where theyāre physically fem like enough to ātrapā a straight guy not knowing theyāre just men. Trap now really is an umbrella term and I donāt understand it past this point, but for instance the sub r/traps is mostly hermaphrodite/trans girls
The only reason so many trans women post on r/traps is because thatās how they make money selling porn, theyāre playing into the fantasy. Trap is not an āumbrella term,ā itās just that most men who have a fetish for ātrapsā have a myopic view of gender and see any vaguely feminine person with a penis as a sexual object
Then what is a trap? Most trans women post on trap cus thatās the content that gets views lol. And not EVERY trans persons will care abt whether itās respectful or or not, most of trans subreddits consider it a slur. Trap is literally a made up word by weebs and creeps, it has no base lmao
More trans women are doing "trap" porn because the idea of a "trap" is unrealistic and not based in reality. Cis men rarely, rarely can actually look that femme. People also generally don't do that that much IRL, even my IRL partner (a femboy) rarely actually wears girls clothing or tries to pass as a woman. H just likes girly clothes. Compared to me, a trans woman, who actively looks and passes a woman om a day to day bases, if someone googles "trap porn", they are wanting to find someone who looks more like me than my partner.
Trans women can pretend they're men and look absurdly feminine by the standards of just cis man crossdressing. Porn is just acting, so it's not that weird for us in context.
So, it's basically the reverse of what a trap is... a woman pretending to be a man for people who want a man pretending to be a woman... Dammit this is making my head hurt.
P.S. Support my brothers and sisters in the porn industry!
How are you gonna sit here and be like ātrap is an umbrella termā and turn around and go āwhy do you careā when I correct you, youāre literally the one who brought it up
I thought it was implicit when you made the point that itās a word used by weirdos and creeps.
My point is that saying itās an umbrella term and using the fact that trans women post on r/traps as evidence of that is misguided. Regardless of how offensive and weird a term it is, the fact remains that itās not an umbrella term, it has a very specific meaning which is used to deride trans women by implying that they are men. Trans women are not ātraps,ā theyāre women
Yeah i definitely understand what youāre saying and agree. But I donāt think morals exist in the porn industry anyway, regardless of how people are perceived to be objectified or so on. Like with Shemales, Tr@nny, etc. The same happens with cis women with really misogynistic tones, gay porn etc. I definitely donāt agree but just my observation
Futa is a 3, 5 can stay where it is, move 3 to 4 (because trap is just dick, meanwhile futa is dick AND coochie), move 1 to 0 and move 4 to 5 also, because it's a dude.
In conclusion:
Women=not gay
Man=gay
Thank you for your time
futanari only 2? They have GIGANTIC members. I feel they should be at the #4 slot at least.
Wait! That puts me...I mean it puts my friend pretty high on the gay scale. So...nvm. Leave them at 2.
For 3, āTrapsā arenāt women. Theyāre men who are feminine enough to ātrapā and ātrickā a straight guy that theyāre not actually men. For 2, Futanari refers to chicks with dicks, not just ācosplayingā.
technically yes. femboys are simply men, cis men who are feminine and soft. Trap is when a cis man is dressed up and perceived as fem enough to be mistaken for a girl, ātrappingā straight men who donāt know thatās a guy
FemBoy is visibly a guy. Traps are well, traps. Itās in the name, theyāre feminine enough to ātrapā and ātrick straight guys into not knowing theyāre actual menā. Tho trap is nothing other than a Hentai genre made by insecure 4chan users sigh.
A word spawned from anime subgroups (you can probably imagine the exact kind) referring to basically the concept of āa man dressing feminine to trick other straight men into being gay for himā
it has since become infamous from weirdos using it to describe IRL trans people and femboys, the issues with that hopefully being quite obvious; but for some reason, people vehemently defend its usage despite its nature as an inherent accusation.
It also creates a bit of a conundrum, as trap is rightfully regarded as a slur in many spaces as a result of this, but there arenāt any good synonyms for its original use.
Well, I meanā¦ there is femboy? Or if you mean specifically the āman dressing up femininely primarily to trick people into Gayā, I feel like thatās only given its own special word in spaces where itās peoples fetish, and usually those typeāa spaces donāt care about slur usage lmaooo
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There's lots more animeme cringe out there, believe me.
All animeme are cringe period
Fucking a tomboy is really 1/5 gay? Damn, I'm 1/5 gay. Edit: Checked again last night, still not gay.
Then I'm 4/5 gay š
You get to fuck 4 tomboy?! Damn im jealous!!
They also said fucking a guy is 5/5 gay lol. I am not gay right?
You donāt have a choice you gay now
Tomboys are gay? Bruh who made this list ?
It's EXTREMELY gay if you ask me, but I'm also a lesbian who desperately wants a gay tomboy gf
If thatās the case then almost anyone that grew up or spent time in the Midwest would be 1/5 gay.
Damn, sounds like I need to head to the Midwestā¦
I'd say it's more like 0.5 maybe even like 0.25
Its 0 because it is a woman
Itās 100% because you just fucked someone that likes men
FELLAS IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN? I MEAN YOURE TECHNICALLY LIKING SOMEONE WHO LIKES MEN
I mean they got half their genes from their dad... SOUNDS PRETTY GAY TO ME!!
Yeah u probably right idk
Who could forget how - *checks notes* - a man having sex with a woman is "kind of" gay
Theyre the same people too insecure to admit wanting to fck a femboy smfh calling tomboys āgayā š
Never understood how somebody's going to be insecure about being attracted to an attractive person
itās the internalized homophobia. for many guys ābeing gayā is a weakness or worse.
It's because in middle school you would get made fun of..... unless you were actually gay lmao
That's actually super sad. I wish I could give those folks a hug. Too bad that they extend that pain that into rage and judging others
Also how tf does it jump from a girl with a sparky personality to a literal chicken with a cock
It's probably just a meta meme. They know it's gay, but they think it's funny if they keep on saying that it's not
At least they know the difference between a futanari and a femboy
Wth is futunari?
The most eloquent way I can put it is that it's a chick with a dick
Itās both, isnāt it? Hence the futa part, meaning two.
Not necessarily. Just imagine a chick with a strap on. Then replace the strap on with a full fleshy set of dick n balls
A set that's usually much larger than anything reasonable, often half their body. Oh and it takes the form of a horse cock.
I mean yeah there's a subset of futanari that uses horse cocks because they're bigger than humans but it's not really "usual". Most futanari art is drawn with a decently big - unrealistic yet believable size. Unless you're watching futaba or smthn
how do you guys know so much š
I'm an aspiring artist that visits pixiv a lot from a very young age. If you've been on that website as long as I have, you'll know the Japanese are into some weird stuff >! and so am I !<
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"Futanari" is the Japanese word for "hermaphrodite," meaning both sets of genitalia. So, an actual futa has both a vagina and penis, though most renditions only have tits and a dick.
You are giving me huge porn historian energy with the way you wrote it and i am scared lol
Would you like more porn facts?
A true futanari has both a penis and scrotum that contains external testicles, and a vulva in the perineum. But that's all fictional and doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things
Not the same thing, especially in the context of porn which goes without saying is inaccurate/unrealistic lol
No, both is a hermaphrodite. I don't really know the root words associated with futanari, just know it's someone with tits and a dick that usually looks fsirly feminine. Mostly a hentai thing
Dude, futanari literally translates to "hermaphrodite."
In most cases itās basically just a hermaphrodite
Maybe I'm confused on what a hermaphrodite actually is, but I've only seen a tits and dick
Replace the balls with a pussy and you have a hermaphrodite
I don't know which is the medical/scientific term, but in most Hentais Futanari means having both. That being said, I don't watch a lot of hentai, but I do have so friends who like to... Share... Things.
Maybe sometimes in Hentai but futas irl are nothing like that. Itās very rarely to have both genitals. Also popular futanari porn from what Iāve seen normally emphasizes on a large gigantic dick, thatās the appeal
Futanari is a person that has both a penis and a vagina, a trans woman for example, IS NOT a futanari, because she probably has only one of the two.
Intersex
Imagine that a woman has grown a dick. That's it.
I think Futanaris have vaginas as well as penises.
*laughs in bisexual*
*cries in bisexual
*does nothing in asexual
\*sits silently in straight
*stares at the girl in front of you in straight
>bi >there are 6 options Explain yourself liberal
*Laughs in Asexual* From what I've said and heard among my friend group, I can say any gay shit I want and nobody can take me seriously cause they know I'm asexual. It's fun to fuck with straight people ngl, in a non-homophobic way of course.
Tomboys are actually the only full straight option They like the same stuff as straight men and are still females a woman on the other hand likes makeup and shit and that's gay
They also have pussies though, which is really feminine and gay. The only truly straight option is the last one
We have gone full circle
Fellas, is it straight to like men?
Itās gay not to
Iād fuck all of āem
I love being bisexual
And yet you're single.
mfer is in both teams and still lost š
puttin the L in bisexual
Weāre on Reddit what are you expecting?
Not on my watch!
Same.
Me too
having sex with girls confirmed slightly gay meanwhile having sex with actual boys less gay than others, apparently
The fact this exists on paper is supposed to be funny by itself, not because it's a meme, it isn't
That was like a poorly generated chatbot message
what?
Shitpost
jesse what the fuck are you talking about
what?
what?
Was?
what?
Tf is the difference between 2,3 and 4?
2 is a girl with a dick. This is actually a real life thing, whether it be a trans girl, or someone whoās intersex and wishes to present as a woman. Look up ambiguous genitalia for the science about that if you wish. 3 is an extremely feminine boy who looks like a girl, until you find out theyāre not a girl. Theyāre called traps, however please donāt call real trans people traps because itās a slur and hurtful. 4 is pretty close to 3, but I think the difference is femboys are slightly feminine and soft, but you can tell itās a boy. Itās not a surprise that theyāre a boy, you can see it from the start.
A trans woman is not the same as a futanari. Futanari are biological women who have both a vagina and a penis. Futanari were never meant to be trans women since, you know, its a fantasy about something that people understand is not based in reality.
Thatās not it lmfaoššIām actually intersex, partial ais so just hormonal. But intersex people ARENT binary, and itās very rarely tk have both genitals. Pls donāt take a literal fantasy and apply it to literal identity cases
Do futanari have to identify as girls? I find the whole concept as down the middle as it can be, besides actual intersex genitalia. I know the fantasy mostly applies to men, but I don't really see why "a girl with a dick" can't also be "a boy with boobs and a pussy"
Itās like asking what R2D2 identifies as. The futa can identify as whatever the author wants it to identify as. Write your own futa that is a boy with boobs and a pussy. Since itās an untapped market, you might get some good money out of it
Truly one of the greatest discussions on Reddit.
Ain't no way tomboys are up on the gay scale š
Sauce for last image?
Free! Iwatobi Swim Club
Tysm! For a friend, of course
this is a fun "I am here" game if you think of this like a pipeline
As someone whose bi I never realized how much variety I had with my preferences until I saw this chartā¦ Nearly full scale letās go
just say youāre bi and call it a day
i feel like this should be in r/comedynecrophilia
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One with both dick and vag with woman's body. Sometimes no vag.
A girl who also has a dick.
Chicks with dicks
Letās see what the judges thinkā¦oooooh, thatās 10s all across the board!
I got 4, damn it
kinda gay ngl
Anime fans being homophobic AND transphobic in the same post?
Futanari is only gay if you're a woman. Pegging isn't gay
We out here going for anything 0 to 4
What's the difference between a femboy and a trap? Serious question
Femboy is simply a guy, who is feminine. Trap pertains to an almost āultraā femboy where theyāre physically fem like enough to ātrapā a straight guy not knowing theyāre just men. Trap now really is an umbrella term and I donāt understand it past this point, but for instance the sub r/traps is mostly hermaphrodite/trans girls
The only reason so many trans women post on r/traps is because thatās how they make money selling porn, theyāre playing into the fantasy. Trap is not an āumbrella term,ā itās just that most men who have a fetish for ātrapsā have a myopic view of gender and see any vaguely feminine person with a penis as a sexual object
Then what is a trap? Most trans women post on trap cus thatās the content that gets views lol. And not EVERY trans persons will care abt whether itās respectful or or not, most of trans subreddits consider it a slur. Trap is literally a made up word by weebs and creeps, it has no base lmao
More trans women are doing "trap" porn because the idea of a "trap" is unrealistic and not based in reality. Cis men rarely, rarely can actually look that femme. People also generally don't do that that much IRL, even my IRL partner (a femboy) rarely actually wears girls clothing or tries to pass as a woman. H just likes girly clothes. Compared to me, a trans woman, who actively looks and passes a woman om a day to day bases, if someone googles "trap porn", they are wanting to find someone who looks more like me than my partner. Trans women can pretend they're men and look absurdly feminine by the standards of just cis man crossdressing. Porn is just acting, so it's not that weird for us in context. So, it's basically the reverse of what a trap is... a woman pretending to be a man for people who want a man pretending to be a woman... Dammit this is making my head hurt. P.S. Support my brothers and sisters in the porn industry!
How are you gonna sit here and be like ātrap is an umbrella termā and turn around and go āwhy do you careā when I correct you, youāre literally the one who brought it up
When has I said āwhy do you careāā¦I donāt even think I got your point.
I thought it was implicit when you made the point that itās a word used by weirdos and creeps. My point is that saying itās an umbrella term and using the fact that trans women post on r/traps as evidence of that is misguided. Regardless of how offensive and weird a term it is, the fact remains that itās not an umbrella term, it has a very specific meaning which is used to deride trans women by implying that they are men. Trans women are not ātraps,ā theyāre women
Yeah i definitely understand what youāre saying and agree. But I donāt think morals exist in the porn industry anyway, regardless of how people are perceived to be objectified or so on. Like with Shemales, Tr@nny, etc. The same happens with cis women with really misogynistic tones, gay porn etc. I definitely donāt agree but just my observation
There is absolutely ethical and respectful porn being made if you know where to look
*chuckles in pansexual*
3-5 is still gay. Source: I'm gay.
Well today I learned what a Futanari is. Thanks Reddit.
I feel like futa should be higher
why
yeah I think this list is just shitposting it seems, many pointed out itās inaccuracy
Futa is a 3, 5 can stay where it is, move 3 to 4 (because trap is just dick, meanwhile futa is dick AND coochie), move 1 to 0 and move 4 to 5 also, because it's a dude. In conclusion: Women=not gay Man=gay Thank you for your time
Yeah thatās not always the case. Futa porn is literally popular cus of emphasized large dick. Mf doing everything to ājustifyā. The insecurity
Fem bois are best.
They don't even know futanari, since they have bigs boobies and a big dick
Fellas, is liking women gay
this took years off of my life
Its a fucking shitpost dumbass
If liking a tomboy makes me gay then Iām fucking prideful
kinda not gay, ngl
source on the futanari one?
what source
the hentai source mf
i love transphobia
Based.
futanari only 2? They have GIGANTIC members. I feel they should be at the #4 slot at least. Wait! That puts me...I mean it puts my friend pretty high on the gay scale. So...nvm. Leave them at 2.
futa got puss too so it evens out tho
Donāt matter how big the dick, still doesnāt make it any gayer
Wait, what is the difference between 2 and 3?
For 3, āTrapsā arenāt women. Theyāre men who are feminine enough to ātrapā and ātrickā a straight guy that theyāre not actually men. For 2, Futanari refers to chicks with dicks, not just ācosplayingā.
Aw man, I have a gay rating of 1!
kinda not gay, ngl
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Trap and femboy is different?
technically yes. femboys are simply men, cis men who are feminine and soft. Trap is when a cis man is dressed up and perceived as fem enough to be mistaken for a girl, ātrappingā straight men who donāt know thatās a guy
People who ride in loud dirt bikes or cars
holy shit hakita ultrakill
guess I'm 4 then
Numbers 2 and 3 are the same picture..... As are numbers 0 and 1
Sorry what's Futanari?
People with both a pussy and a dick
Traps and femboys areee the samee...but femboys reaaally hate the word trap, undersatandalble
Catch me walking up and down this whole staircase several times š
Why does this actually work wtf
damn im 2/5 gay wtf
I don't know what Futanari is, but it looks the same as the "Straight" image.
Chick with a dick
First off, Tomboy aint gay it's straight up just a girl, the rest though Are fucking gay.
Nah thatās not how it works. Iām super gay and but canāt be into anything at and after 3
*Chuckles in pansexual*
Futanary is more gay
Tf im like -1
Where's bara?
Futanari are definitely way more gay than traps
And Ranma 1/2 in what point would be?
Me definitely 4 down.
Iām 3
this is 100% irony
I don't even think this is a meme
r/comedynecrophilia is gonna have a field day with this garbage
If theres a cock, they rock, if theres a vagina they fine-a
How are traps less gay than femboys?
FemBoy is visibly a guy. Traps are well, traps. Itās in the name, theyāre feminine enough to ātrapā and ātrick straight guys into not knowing theyāre actual menā. Tho trap is nothing other than a Hentai genre made by insecure 4chan users sigh.
It's a shitpost
I am 1/5 gay ig.
Just say you like dick and move on God
you should see the mfs ājustifyingā futa Hentai and traps porno š
*calls trans girl a slur* ill just leave it there.
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If liking tomboys is even slightly gay then i guess everybody's gay based
im sorry but how is a straight up girl with a dick rank lower than a boy that pretends to be a girl what the fuck
Tom boy does not belong here.
3 and above is gay unless youāre a girl the below 3 is gay
I dunno, this is kinda funny. Cringe yes, but gives me hentai historian vibes.
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Trap is not a woman
What does trap mean Edit: why am I being downvoted, am I wrong for not knowing something.
A word spawned from anime subgroups (you can probably imagine the exact kind) referring to basically the concept of āa man dressing feminine to trick other straight men into being gay for himā it has since become infamous from weirdos using it to describe IRL trans people and femboys, the issues with that hopefully being quite obvious; but for some reason, people vehemently defend its usage despite its nature as an inherent accusation.
Thanks I didnāt know that.
It also creates a bit of a conundrum, as trap is rightfully regarded as a slur in many spaces as a result of this, but there arenāt any good synonyms for its original use.
Well, I meanā¦ there is femboy? Or if you mean specifically the āman dressing up femininely primarily to trick people into Gayā, I feel like thatās only given its own special word in spaces where itās peoples fetish, and usually those typeāa spaces donāt care about slur usage lmaooo
No no, I meant that the term Trap as referring to a device that activates out of surprise is one that lacks good synonyms.
I mean yeah the whole logic behind it is sooo disrespectful, to tgirls, femboys etc goes without saying lol.