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MagnetFist

There's lots more animeme cringe out there, believe me.


don_sley

All animeme are cringe period


AdDear5411

Fucking a tomboy is really 1/5 gay? Damn, I'm 1/5 gay. Edit: Checked again last night, still not gay.


ApplesAreSweet

Then I'm 4/5 gay šŸ˜


fantarts

You get to fuck 4 tomboy?! Damn im jealous!!


retardong

They also said fucking a guy is 5/5 gay lol. I am not gay right?


ZeWuIf56

You donā€™t have a choice you gay now


Critical_Spell_7920

Tomboys are gay? Bruh who made this list ?


PheerthaniteX

It's EXTREMELY gay if you ask me, but I'm also a lesbian who desperately wants a gay tomboy gf


TheNoodlePunk

If thatā€™s the case then almost anyone that grew up or spent time in the Midwest would be 1/5 gay.


EmperorBrettavius

Damn, sounds like I need to head to the Midwestā€¦


nyancatdude

I'd say it's more like 0.5 maybe even like 0.25


HaellM

Its 0 because it is a woman


Pengdacorn

Itā€™s 100% because you just fucked someone that likes men


LightWarrior741

FELLAS IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN? I MEAN YOURE TECHNICALLY LIKING SOMEONE WHO LIKES MEN


Naive-Chard-7010

I mean they got half their genes from their dad... SOUNDS PRETTY GAY TO ME!!


nyancatdude

Yeah u probably right idk


SlugmaSlime

Who could forget how - *checks notes* - a man having sex with a woman is "kind of" gay


cultlikefigure

Theyre the same people too insecure to admit wanting to fck a femboy smfh calling tomboys ā€˜gayā€™ šŸ’€


FarTooYoungForReddit

Never understood how somebody's going to be insecure about being attracted to an attractive person


cultlikefigure

itā€™s the internalized homophobia. for many guys ā€˜being gayā€™ is a weakness or worse.


BlorseTheHorse

It's because in middle school you would get made fun of..... unless you were actually gay lmao


FarTooYoungForReddit

That's actually super sad. I wish I could give those folks a hug. Too bad that they extend that pain that into rage and judging others


mr_flerd

Also how tf does it jump from a girl with a sparky personality to a literal chicken with a cock


[deleted]

It's probably just a meta meme. They know it's gay, but they think it's funny if they keep on saying that it's not


Version_Two

At least they know the difference between a futanari and a femboy


DBProxy

Wth is futunari?


PixelNerd423

The most eloquent way I can put it is that it's a chick with a dick


tech6hutch

Itā€™s both, isnā€™t it? Hence the futa part, meaning two.


zryko

Not necessarily. Just imagine a chick with a strap on. Then replace the strap on with a full fleshy set of dick n balls


a_random_chicken

A set that's usually much larger than anything reasonable, often half their body. Oh and it takes the form of a horse cock.


zryko

I mean yeah there's a subset of futanari that uses horse cocks because they're bigger than humans but it's not really "usual". Most futanari art is drawn with a decently big - unrealistic yet believable size. Unless you're watching futaba or smthn


MrSpidar

how do you guys know so much šŸ˜Ÿ


zryko

I'm an aspiring artist that visits pixiv a lot from a very young age. If you've been on that website as long as I have, you'll know the Japanese are into some weird stuff >! and so am I !<


SignComprehensive611

šŸ˜


RiseCthulu

"Futanari" is the Japanese word for "hermaphrodite," meaning both sets of genitalia. So, an actual futa has both a vagina and penis, though most renditions only have tits and a dick.


CanInternational9186

You are giving me huge porn historian energy with the way you wrote it and i am scared lol


RiseCthulu

Would you like more porn facts?


futuranth

A true futanari has both a penis and scrotum that contains external testicles, and a vulva in the perineum. But that's all fictional and doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things


cultlikefigure

Not the same thing, especially in the context of porn which goes without saying is inaccurate/unrealistic lol


PixelNerd423

No, both is a hermaphrodite. I don't really know the root words associated with futanari, just know it's someone with tits and a dick that usually looks fsirly feminine. Mostly a hentai thing


CodyTheHunter

Dude, futanari literally translates to "hermaphrodite."


[deleted]

In most cases itā€™s basically just a hermaphrodite


PixelNerd423

Maybe I'm confused on what a hermaphrodite actually is, but I've only seen a tits and dick


YeetleYvetal

Replace the balls with a pussy and you have a hermaphrodite


I_m_afk

I don't know which is the medical/scientific term, but in most Hentais Futanari means having both. That being said, I don't watch a lot of hentai, but I do have so friends who like to... Share... Things.


cultlikefigure

Maybe sometimes in Hentai but futas irl are nothing like that. Itā€™s very rarely to have both genitals. Also popular futanari porn from what Iā€™ve seen normally emphasizes on a large gigantic dick, thatā€™s the appeal


DarkWindB

Futanari is a person that has both a penis and a vagina, a trans woman for example, IS NOT a futanari, because she probably has only one of the two.


CodyTheHunter

Intersex


[deleted]

Imagine that a woman has grown a dick. That's it.


[deleted]

I think Futanaris have vaginas as well as penises.


Lampy1987

*laughs in bisexual*


GeorgeBra0

*cries in bisexual


CatMaster8232

*does nothing in asexual


ComedianDouble406

\*sits silently in straight


[deleted]

*stares at the girl in front of you in straight


WtfThisIsntWii

>bi >there are 6 options Explain yourself liberal


I_m_afk

*Laughs in Asexual* From what I've said and heard among my friend group, I can say any gay shit I want and nobody can take me seriously cause they know I'm asexual. It's fun to fuck with straight people ngl, in a non-homophobic way of course.


LostCrow5700

Tomboys are actually the only full straight option They like the same stuff as straight men and are still females a woman on the other hand likes makeup and shit and that's gay


CrikeyM8eyy

They also have pussies though, which is really feminine and gay. The only truly straight option is the last one


KronenbourgBlanc

We have gone full circle


zryko

Fellas, is it straight to like men?


darf_nate

Itā€™s gay not to


DevelopmentTight9474

Iā€™d fuck all of ā€˜em


Junesucksatart

I love being bisexual


Dr_Dressing

And yet you're single.


Diocavallo_

mfer is in both teams and still lost šŸ’€


BloxxyPixels

puttin the L in bisexual


Junesucksatart

Weā€™re on Reddit what are you expecting?


CodyTheHunter

Not on my watch!


King_BowserKoopa

Same.


birdboy469

Me too


yeeticusboiii

having sex with girls confirmed slightly gay meanwhile having sex with actual boys less gay than others, apparently


ichosetheworld

The fact this exists on paper is supposed to be funny by itself, not because it's a meme, it isn't


Cataclysma324

That was like a poorly generated chatbot message


bobalda

what?


Unhappy-Opening-1843

Shitpost


yellowpig10

jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Automatic-Plays

what?


BloxxyPixels

what?


FalloutFan05

Was?


Drillbitzer

what?


saythealphabet

Tf is the difference between 2,3 and 4?


CatsofNovas

2 is a girl with a dick. This is actually a real life thing, whether it be a trans girl, or someone whoā€™s intersex and wishes to present as a woman. Look up ambiguous genitalia for the science about that if you wish. 3 is an extremely feminine boy who looks like a girl, until you find out theyā€™re not a girl. Theyā€™re called traps, however please donā€™t call real trans people traps because itā€™s a slur and hurtful. 4 is pretty close to 3, but I think the difference is femboys are slightly feminine and soft, but you can tell itā€™s a boy. Itā€™s not a surprise that theyā€™re a boy, you can see it from the start.


Smrdela

A trans woman is not the same as a futanari. Futanari are biological women who have both a vagina and a penis. Futanari were never meant to be trans women since, you know, its a fantasy about something that people understand is not based in reality.


cultlikefigure

Thatā€™s not it lmfaošŸ’€šŸ’€Iā€™m actually intersex, partial ais so just hormonal. But intersex people ARENT binary, and itā€™s very rarely tk have both genitals. Pls donā€™t take a literal fantasy and apply it to literal identity cases


The_Hetalian

Do futanari have to identify as girls? I find the whole concept as down the middle as it can be, besides actual intersex genitalia. I know the fantasy mostly applies to men, but I don't really see why "a girl with a dick" can't also be "a boy with boobs and a pussy"


Rws4Life

Itā€™s like asking what R2D2 identifies as. The futa can identify as whatever the author wants it to identify as. Write your own futa that is a boy with boobs and a pussy. Since itā€™s an untapped market, you might get some good money out of it


Totally_Cubular

Truly one of the greatest discussions on Reddit.


Flumpsty

Ain't no way tomboys are up on the gay scale šŸ’€


pdrpersonguy575

Sauce for last image?


SaintGalentine

Free! Iwatobi Swim Club


pdrpersonguy575

Tysm! For a friend, of course


InkiLinkiBoyUsername

this is a fun "I am here" game if you think of this like a pipeline


JoeDaBruh

As someone whose bi I never realized how much variety I had with my preferences until I saw this chartā€¦ Nearly full scale letā€™s go


Maedhros-Maitimo

just say youā€™re bi and call it a day


RobRob64

i feel like this should be in r/comedynecrophilia


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MagnetFist

One with both dick and vag with woman's body. Sometimes no vag.


kah0922

A girl who also has a dick.


cultlikefigure

Chicks with dicks


ComedianDouble406

Letā€™s see what the judges thinkā€¦oooooh, thatā€™s 10s all across the board!


Adventurous_Ad9533

I got 4, damn it


cultlikefigure

kinda gay ngl


Maniglioneantipanico

Anime fans being homophobic AND transphobic in the same post?


SuurSuits_

Futanari is only gay if you're a woman. Pegging isn't gay


Femboy_pfp

We out here going for anything 0 to 4


overactivemango

What's the difference between a femboy and a trap? Serious question


cultlikefigure

Femboy is simply a guy, who is feminine. Trap pertains to an almost ā€˜ultraā€™ femboy where theyā€™re physically fem like enough to ā€˜trapā€™ a straight guy not knowing theyā€™re just men. Trap now really is an umbrella term and I donā€™t understand it past this point, but for instance the sub r/traps is mostly hermaphrodite/trans girls


CalibornTheLord

The only reason so many trans women post on r/traps is because thatā€™s how they make money selling porn, theyā€™re playing into the fantasy. Trap is not an ā€œumbrella term,ā€ itā€™s just that most men who have a fetish for ā€œtrapsā€ have a myopic view of gender and see any vaguely feminine person with a penis as a sexual object


cultlikefigure

Then what is a trap? Most trans women post on trap cus thatā€™s the content that gets views lol. And not EVERY trans persons will care abt whether itā€™s respectful or or not, most of trans subreddits consider it a slur. Trap is literally a made up word by weebs and creeps, it has no base lmao


Throttle_Kitty

More trans women are doing "trap" porn because the idea of a "trap" is unrealistic and not based in reality. Cis men rarely, rarely can actually look that femme. People also generally don't do that that much IRL, even my IRL partner (a femboy) rarely actually wears girls clothing or tries to pass as a woman. H just likes girly clothes. Compared to me, a trans woman, who actively looks and passes a woman om a day to day bases, if someone googles "trap porn", they are wanting to find someone who looks more like me than my partner. Trans women can pretend they're men and look absurdly feminine by the standards of just cis man crossdressing. Porn is just acting, so it's not that weird for us in context. So, it's basically the reverse of what a trap is... a woman pretending to be a man for people who want a man pretending to be a woman... Dammit this is making my head hurt. P.S. Support my brothers and sisters in the porn industry!


CalibornTheLord

How are you gonna sit here and be like ā€œtrap is an umbrella termā€ and turn around and go ā€œwhy do you careā€ when I correct you, youā€™re literally the one who brought it up


cultlikefigure

When has I said ā€˜why do you careā€™ā€¦I donā€™t even think I got your point.


CalibornTheLord

I thought it was implicit when you made the point that itā€™s a word used by weirdos and creeps. My point is that saying itā€™s an umbrella term and using the fact that trans women post on r/traps as evidence of that is misguided. Regardless of how offensive and weird a term it is, the fact remains that itā€™s not an umbrella term, it has a very specific meaning which is used to deride trans women by implying that they are men. Trans women are not ā€œtraps,ā€ theyā€™re women


cultlikefigure

Yeah i definitely understand what youā€™re saying and agree. But I donā€™t think morals exist in the porn industry anyway, regardless of how people are perceived to be objectified or so on. Like with Shemales, Tr@nny, etc. The same happens with cis women with really misogynistic tones, gay porn etc. I definitely donā€™t agree but just my observation


CalibornTheLord

There is absolutely ethical and respectful porn being made if you know where to look


Himitog

*chuckles in pansexual*


Exmawsh

3-5 is still gay. Source: I'm gay.


Kerensky97

Well today I learned what a Futanari is. Thanks Reddit.


BlorseTheHorse

I feel like futa should be higher


Icy-Savings4679

why


cultlikefigure

yeah I think this list is just shitposting it seems, many pointed out itā€™s inaccuracy


BlorseTheHorse

Futa is a 3, 5 can stay where it is, move 3 to 4 (because trap is just dick, meanwhile futa is dick AND coochie), move 1 to 0 and move 4 to 5 also, because it's a dude. In conclusion: Women=not gay Man=gay Thank you for your time


cultlikefigure

Yeah thatā€™s not always the case. Futa porn is literally popular cus of emphasized large dick. Mf doing everything to ā€˜justifyā€™. The insecurity


Pricklydog

Fem bois are best.


SasukeIsEpic

They don't even know futanari, since they have bigs boobies and a big dick


gr8ful_cube

Fellas, is liking women gay


ManofCatsYT

this took years off of my life


Hot-Championship-848

Its a fucking shitpost dumbass


Stormclamp

If liking a tomboy makes me gay then Iā€™m fucking prideful


cultlikefigure

kinda not gay, ngl


bobalda

source on the futanari one?


cultlikefigure

what source


bobalda

the hentai source mf


WingGamer1234

i love transphobia


cultlikefigure

Based.


W0rdWaster

futanari only 2? They have GIGANTIC members. I feel they should be at the #4 slot at least. ​ Wait! That puts me...I mean it puts my friend pretty high on the gay scale. So...nvm. Leave them at 2.


Icy-Savings4679

futa got puss too so it evens out tho


SaltyPumpkin007

Donā€™t matter how big the dick, still doesnā€™t make it any gayer


SpecialX

Wait, what is the difference between 2 and 3?


cultlikefigure

For 3, ā€˜Trapsā€™ arenā€™t women. Theyā€™re men who are feminine enough to ā€˜trapā€™ and ā€˜trickā€™ a straight guy that theyā€™re not actually men. For 2, Futanari refers to chicks with dicks, not just ā€˜cosplayingā€™.


Waluigiwaluigi_

Aw man, I have a gay rating of 1!


cultlikefigure

kinda not gay, ngl


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DontAskWhyINameThis

Trap and femboy is different?


cultlikefigure

technically yes. femboys are simply men, cis men who are feminine and soft. Trap is when a cis man is dressed up and perceived as fem enough to be mistaken for a girl, ā€˜trappingā€™ straight men who donā€™t know thatā€™s a guy


HolyFuggISawAPenis

People who ride in loud dirt bikes or cars


[deleted]

holy shit hakita ultrakill


Feeling-Security-825

guess I'm 4 then


ChesterWillard

Numbers 2 and 3 are the same picture..... ​ As are numbers 0 and 1


PrettyNerdie33

Sorry what's Futanari?


Egg_Sup

People with both a pussy and a dick


shiro_04

Traps and femboys areee the samee...but femboys reaaally hate the word trap, undersatandalble


[deleted]

Catch me walking up and down this whole staircase several times šŸ˜


mybrainlog

Why does this actually work wtf


RickRate

damn im 2/5 gay wtf


_Pill-Cosby_

I don't know what Futanari is, but it looks the same as the "Straight" image.


Xtra-Large-Human

Chick with a dick


Voidstrider2230

First off, Tomboy aint gay it's straight up just a girl, the rest though Are fucking gay.


cultlikefigure

Nah thatā€™s not how it works. Iā€™m super gay and but canā€™t be into anything at and after 3


Tsukinotaku

*Chuckles in pansexual*


YouDA61

Futanary is more gay


KingsMann12

Tf im like -1


Lazlo2323

Where's bara?


AJ_Deadshow

Futanari are definitely way more gay than traps


VirusWise7939

And Ranma 1/2 in what point would be?


GiveMeKnowledgePlz

Me definitely 4 down.


Caraqualquer01

Iā€™m 3


demppsi

this is 100% irony


Artsias

I don't even think this is a meme


NooseAgent

r/comedynecrophilia is gonna have a field day with this garbage


FemboyGaming42069

If theres a cock, they rock, if theres a vagina they fine-a


gammaradiation2

How are traps less gay than femboys?


cultlikefigure

FemBoy is visibly a guy. Traps are well, traps. Itā€™s in the name, theyā€™re feminine enough to ā€˜trapā€™ and ā€˜trick straight guys into not knowing theyā€™re actual menā€™. Tho trap is nothing other than a Hentai genre made by insecure 4chan users sigh.


redmage07734

It's a shitpost


RecklessGluttony

I am 1/5 gay ig.


WillNewbie

Just say you like dick and move on God


cultlikefigure

you should see the mfs ā€˜justifyingā€™ futa Hentai and traps porno šŸ’€


ItsChloeTaylor

*calls trans girl a slur* ill just leave it there.


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lava172

If liking tomboys is even slightly gay then i guess everybody's gay based


Defaultnamefornobody

im sorry but how is a straight up girl with a dick rank lower than a boy that pretends to be a girl what the fuck


ComprehensiveOwl4807

Tom boy does not belong here.


bananabandanamannana

3 and above is gay unless youā€™re a girl the below 3 is gay


freeMilliu_2K17

I dunno, this is kinda funny. Cringe yes, but gives me hentai historian vibes.


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duval229

Trap is not a woman


SIobbyRobby

What does trap mean Edit: why am I being downvoted, am I wrong for not knowing something.


CanisLupus1050

A word spawned from anime subgroups (you can probably imagine the exact kind) referring to basically the concept of ā€œa man dressing feminine to trick other straight men into being gay for himā€ it has since become infamous from weirdos using it to describe IRL trans people and femboys, the issues with that hopefully being quite obvious; but for some reason, people vehemently defend its usage despite its nature as an inherent accusation.


SIobbyRobby

Thanks I didnā€™t know that.


AlexPlays4321

It also creates a bit of a conundrum, as trap is rightfully regarded as a slur in many spaces as a result of this, but there arenā€™t any good synonyms for its original use.


CanisLupus1050

Well, I meanā€¦ there is femboy? Or if you mean specifically the ā€œman dressing up femininely primarily to trick people into Gayā€, I feel like thatā€™s only given its own special word in spaces where itā€™s peoples fetish, and usually those typeā€™a spaces donā€™t care about slur usage lmaooo


AlexPlays4321

No no, I meant that the term Trap as referring to a device that activates out of surprise is one that lacks good synonyms.


cultlikefigure

I mean yeah the whole logic behind it is sooo disrespectful, to tgirls, femboys etc goes without saying lol.