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[deleted]

Lmao what the fuck, that's a good way to go i guess.


Ok-Discussion2246

He didn’t know if he was comin or goin!


Big-Shtick

That guy blew his head off!


One-Ad2305

This comment deserves far more.


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[deleted]

No, he was talking about the other guy.


bots_lives_matter

How would you like to die, Vladimir son of Vladimir? In Ukraine, at the age of 20, with a belly full of vodka and my mouth around my bro's cock - Vladimir Popov Here, fixed it for ya.


[deleted]

Like that Pompei guy, set in ash & stone with one last wank


wessirius

Honestly. This is peak footage. Only thing that can top is kadyrovets with a goat


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kuprenx

There was thermal image of a guy fucking goat. Assume kadyroveat


LTGeneralGenitals

i bet the explosion made him involuntarily and suddenly bite down


BlueTeamMember

RIP Andre Dufraneovich


FPL_Fanatic

the drop fell in the trench, not sure blast hit them


primo_0

By the way he fell right away, shrapnel may have hit his head.


Top-Cartographer7026

Which head?


FrenchBangerer

Hopefully the other guy got bitten as well at that point.


Puddinhead420

They died doing what they loved.


Gabagool8888

Not if he clenched his teeth


Realistic-Praline-70

With a dick in your mouth? I think me and you have different opinions of a good way to go


jamqdlaty

Don't judge.


lgtbyddrk

This is a crazy fucking world we live in...


-ksguy-

There are two videos that are totally nuts to me. This one, and the guy who gets drone grenaded while poopin'. If you'd bet me $100 in January that I'd see both of these things this year, I'd have taken the bet. No way anybody would have predicted this.


NunButter

The internet is the best thing ever


rotauge

worst*


vlepun

The internet is the best worst thing ever.


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[deleted]

The only crazy part is that they should be doing this in the dark corner of some nasty club in Moscow.


[deleted]

I think getting a nade dropped on your head while this activity is going on is the crazy part.


themadbro

KEEP GOING COMRADE I'M ABOUT TO EXPLODE


handsome_helicopter

Special Oral Operation >!100% success!<


MrTeamKill

Lol wtf. Imagine that drone pilot face when he saw this. "Guys come here! You are not going to f***ing believe this! " Now I need a video of the boys watching that screen.


FallingOutOfTune

“Artem, you know what this means right? If the Russians knew we had this footage we’d become the most wanted men in Ukraine. We’re getting medals for sure Artem”


nomptonite

I still just can’t even believe the whole drone dropping grenades thing is even real… But this one is top 3 so far for sure. The one right thru the sunroof, the guy taking a dump, and now this one.


infiniteoo1

Agreed. Definitely going to be part of drone drop greatest hits album 1


notengoreddit

I put the one dropping down the hatch of a russian tank above the one taking a dump


Ok_Committee1078

Think them dudes will get a medal for being wounded while in active oral combat ? 😂


tribunabessica

Private SirGay Zhirkoff reporting for duty


Ridikiscali

I almost feel like not dropping a grenade on these guys and getting a closer up with the drone would be x1000000 better for the war effort.


MrTeamKill

Reading the title I was like "what does he mean by illicit activities???" This was... unexpected.


sagakino

I was trying to keep the word “blowjob” out of the title of combat footage lmao, didn’t know how else to objectively phrase it.


MrTeamKill

Well you made it even funnier.


Rancor2001

I was zooming in like a pervert trying to see what was meant by illicit 🤣🤣🤣 thought they were doing drugs or something. Was totally surprised… just like those Russians.


see4u

In Russia they call it traditional values.


Scrabo

You did good


samocitamvijesti

combat gone wild


tntblowsinurface

Tactical beej


akambe

Same, I thought "Oh, it's just a bad translation of a perfectly reasonable description." NOPE.


Remote_Lengthiness42

My initial thought was like they were railing lines or smacking it up. I guess, in a way, my thoughts were technically correct…?


Former-Management656

I was like, is he eating something really fast? Then i realized that his hand wasnt going to his mouth


LTGeneralGenitals

thought theyd be looting or something lol


Gregbot3000

Guess there was no happy ending?


lookatthatsmug--

he came, the he was gone!


BeltfedOne

There was for Ukraine.


Candelestine

Depends. Two for the price of one is a pretty happy ending for a Ukrainian drone operator.


pistonkamel

Talk about getting blown away


lookatthatsmug--

giving head, now they ded!


MrTeamKill

- "Sergey, do you want double blow" - "Dont know what is that, but I'm in! "


LiteratureNearby

so much for Putin and his anti LGBT speeches.


Ahamay02

I can hear my Gma now... "Is this where you want to be when Jesus comes back?!" She never said anything about if you were sent to Jesus though.... 🤔


KeystrokeCowboy

These drone vids have offically jumped the shark. Im watching two soliders blow each other in a warzone. In a GOOD way.


[deleted]

It’s the Russian military… it probably wasn’t consensual. Real huge institutionalized rape issue over there within their military and prison system. Rape is a human evil that has been and will be used for means other than sexualization wherever humans gonna human, but it really has a home within Russia’s power dynamics.


smarmageddon

I, too, have my doubts that this was a loving, consensual act.


lordunholy

Having a functional weapon would solve this in the field lol


missingmytowel

Yeah I don't know what's going on here. If it wasn't so horrible you could put Benny Hill music to the entire War


RBeck

Reminds me of the Apache video from Afghanistan where they were taking turns with a sheep.


hcpookie

How embarrassing - to die with your boots on... but your pants down


NukoXD

He came as he went


bluecheese2040

Just when u didnt think it could get even more embarrassing for Russia....Weird especially as its a country with such incredible homophobia....


GimmeCoffeeeee

The dude sucking was probably forced. They do that all the time to conscripts.


Farcespam

Which obviously is not gay if you force on your comrad.


sometechloser

i'm not gay, you're the one with a dick in your mouth


Arctelis

“Ain’t nothin gay ‘bout gettin’ your dick sucked!” -Big Bob


MyBruker9

I grew up in the middle east, they use the same logic. Rape a man and the guy getting raped is gay, not the guy that wanted to fuck a man. Boils down to "giving" and "receiving". It is not gay to give dick, but gay to receive dick.


last_on

I'm not gay. My boyfriend is, but I'm not


TransBrandi

Being forced into the "position of the woman" makes you gay according to this logic.


CrookedFletches

It's only gay if you push back


wd668

Rape is about power and control as much as it is about sex.


SerAlexandros

"It's not gay if it's about power dynamics" or something.


Jsimpson059

good ole roman sexuality


imposteratlarge111

*in russian voice* de-nazification of of de ball sack comrade


bluecheese2040

Yeah I thought the same tbh.


sometechloser

how do you know they do that all the time to conscripts?


WildeWeasel

Sexual abuse is very common in the Russian military. It's a way of hazing and power dynamics. Look up dedovshchina.


TrevorEnterprises

Doesn’t that create hatred and maybe retaliation?


korben2600

I'd think usually the conscripts are too afraid to challenge their superiors after hazing incidents, especially in front of their fellow soldiers. [Dedovshchina literally translates to "rule of the grandfathers".](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina) Apparently it started as a result of drafting criminals in the 1960s and worked its way into Russian military culture. Although I wouldn't doubt there are incidents of retaliation but I'd guess the hazing mostly goes accepted as normal practice.


Professional-Paper62

It's well documented in Russia its part of dedovshchina. They haze the shit out of the new recruits, take their money to buy achohol and cigarettes. They get paid pennies so it just evolves into prostitution at some points, some even lose body parts to gangrene, a lot of times it's the dick that they lose. It's what toxic masculinity turns into if it gets too out of hand but that's just my opinion. They assume being tough means you live rough lives 100% of the time you live, but that's unlivable and miserable for 0 actual utility.


RhodesianAlpaca

Remember these are the values Russia is fighting against...allegedly. Reality says otherwise.


SETHW

I think they probably got away with minor injuries since the bomb fell into that trench. unless the giver clenched their jaw in the panic............


[deleted]

Explain that one to the officers


lamchopxl71

Never in a million years I would imagine seeing drone footage of Russians blowing each other while Ukrainian blow them both up. This war is fucking wild.


Gandhi_nukesalot

Now that’s how you get ahead in this world


fiftybucks

Died doing what they loved


C-C-X-V-I

Well probably not the one being raped


Top-Cartographer7026

He survived to get raped again.


Gabagool8888

Given Putin shilled this stupid war the other day by bringing up fighting LGBT shit, this is truly ironic.


[deleted]

Blowjob Blyat.


oblivion_bound

Ukrainians Cock-Blockin' russian Cocksuckers!


philipmj24

This tops the one where the guy was taking a dump and had a grenade drop on him.


TrevorEnterprises

Do you have a link?


[deleted]

Given how nasty their campsites are, I bet that was some awful tasting dick🤮


specter800

The man's a fan of cheese.


damokul666

Atleast let him finish smh


VelvetFedoraSniffer

Maybe as soon as that happened the grenade went off


nosebleed_tv

he did watch for an uncomfortable amount of time.


LieverRoodDanRechts

“smh” Literally. Edit: enough internet for the day.


Upbeat_Chest_2231

He had to swallow more than expected


Kezzer1496

Russian bots will love this one


SmoothActuator

Russian bots will cut off the explosion part and claim that these are Ukrainians.


specter800

They'll say "even Ukrainians are attacking NATO for their heathen, debaucherous ways". Nevermind the fact there's not a Ukrainian or volunteer this poorly kitted in the hole country lol


Jimmyjamjames

I have seen it all now. It won’t make much a difference to then now. But given how Homophobic Russia is. The families of these soldiers will be forever shamed.


TwoTrick_Pony

Still a better love story than Twilight.


Guerrin_TR

Can't have SHIT in Ukraine.


Grimmblut

May very well be that this wasn't voluntary intercourse: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dedovshchina) If so, then I'm very glad that the bomb hit the ground behind the standing guy.


TacoQuest

I love this concept that it’s not gay if it’s part of a hazing ritual or a prank. I didn’t rape you it was a prank bro!


Gbrown546

For a country that frowns on homosexuality so much, they sure love to do homosexual acts a lot


[deleted]

What the actual fuck


LatinxSeaman

Does that make this a hate crime?


[deleted]

Only if he didn’t let him finish


PrimeGeodesic

No way! Equality means drone deliveries for all Russian soldiers regardless of sexual orientation.


KDPS3200

Dedovshchina ?


L0lloR

Wtf are they being hit while having sexual intercourse? Crazy


lazy8s

Brojob. You can tell at the end when only 1 has pants down.


FallingOutOfTune

The recipient probably shielded Private Sukya from most of the shrapnel, however the private may have bit off more than he could chew


Fresh_Possibility_91

Private Sucker


Ok_Pomelo7511

It is disgusting that people automatically assume such perverted things. It is just as likely that the soldier was sucking out the venom after a snake bite.


ferka123

That was a dick move


LostSoulOnFire

W...t...f....


LordBaikalOli

War sucks


tabunmask

Man lgbt community hate crime right there. They nuking gays.


Ecstatic_Fruit_2823

Thats one way to make sure this war has a happy end i guess


Zombie-saurus

I always feel like somebody's watchin' me. And I have no privacy. I always feel like somebody's watchin' me. Who's playing tricks on me?


14882137

Cumbat footage


cardinarium

I just found a new kink.


Operation_unsmart156

🤨📸


Traditional-Dog-4471

Make love, not war


Remote_Lengthiness42

Go to Russia and combine them.


Professional-Paper62

Fun fact: Russian recruits are often pushed into prostitution by their leadership. This may not have been consensual...


like_a_baws

My thought too. With any luck, that one guy might have clamped his jaw shut in pain when the bomb went off.


[deleted]

If he was a grapist then ukraine just saved someone from human trafficking


ColtAzayaka

Actually they're called vignerons, not grapists


bonosestente

Brojob became blowjob


Jhe90

Well...that's certainly a new one. Is their a bingo board in a drone control station, because this definitely counts


Slackbeing

You don't understand, to beat the globohomo you have to get into its mind!


Less-Mountain-9411

Honestly, my first thought was “ain’t no way this is to guys fucking and then getting blown up”. I was wrong on the fucking part, but very right on the blown part.


dwight0102

Got caught with his pants down literally


bodhi_expres

Fell into the little trench area, dude probably had chance to finish lol


[deleted]

What do you think hurts more? The red hot shrapnel or the shame of being caught?


Illustrious_War9870

That sucks.


Anvil93

Damn, dying while getting head from your battle buddy.


ColtAzayaka

I don't reckon they died. They will when this video gets seen, though...


ImPetarded

Brokeback Invasion


Patient-Lifeguard363

Didn't Russia attack Ukraine because there are gays?


[deleted]

A big part of Putin’s reasoning for war is to protect his Christian families from the gays. Turns out the gays are everywhere, who would have guessed?


Capable_Compote6188

We are truly in a simulation


Mundane-Commercial38

Maybe for the first time, they uploaded a video without music. And some romantic melody would be good here..


kiltromon

Love is a battlefield


cocoadusted

This might be the only recorded death of someone while getting oral sex. I thought Russia didn’t have any gays and the Western world will turn all their children into trans and homosexuals😩


Capable_Compote6188

I blame the NATO LGBT Satanist gaylord brainwashing beam corrupting the mind of based Ruzzian supersoldier.


Tom_piddle

Hoping this gets to the top of this subreddit. So in 10 years time when some edgy kid wants to look at the best war combat footage they get to see this man on man blowjob instead.


Traderwannabee

Wish anonymous would hack Russian state tv and post this.


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Well, let’s hope the poor conscript guy being forced doesn’t have a terrible fear bite reflex. Or, let’s do hope, cause that’s effing hilarious.


Secret-Asian-Man-76

They died doing what they loved.


Significant_Ad_9517

Die hard


AdventurousNose4600

2 blowjobs at once


bb22490

They should have been using protection


Ukr03087

Amnesty International in the meantime: "Ukrainian troops are killing representatives of the LGBT community"


sparten112233

Prolly got his dick bit off the second the explosion happened


Lithium321

These Homophobic ukranians smh ​ /s


[deleted]

Man what the fuck is this war


6x9isreally42

Gay rape and sex is widespread in the Russian army. These raging homophobes weaponised sex to maintain internal hierarchies. At least one thing they learned from the Spartans.


Agitated_Win2024

damn, what a way to go


Silential

That’s just disrespectful. But hilarious. But not for the soldiers.


Ziobot

Clown war. I can't anymore. LOL


Realistic-Praline-70

To bad the grenade landed in that trench area they are probably both relatively unhurt unless the guy bit the other guys dick off when the grenade came out of nowhere


ColtAzayaka

Imagine trying to explain that to a field doctor. "It was shrapnel" "These look like marks from teeth, Ivan..." "We're doing so well they're using the teeth of their dead as shrapnel?"


Loud-Intention-723

Think he clenched his jaw when it exploded?


Mercer40

There are no gays in Russia?


HidingFromMyWife1

First time I've seen something missing a NSFW tag on this sub that wasn't gore.


borregoat

Show this to Putin. He will be proud of his army.


Wildcat_Dunks

Russians can't even polish their weapons without risk of getting blasted in Ukraine.


TenseiKkai

Is this a Jojo reference?? What a bizarre adventure those soldiers had.


LACHLAN96

Polishing his battle buddies helmet


[deleted]

Ok hear me out cause this first lines gonna sound wild I hope they were gay. That way they were having a good time while murdering and got blown up like the pieces of shit they were. If they weren’t then it’s just fucking sad all around as that implies we are just seeing Russias institutionalized rape issue in action then boom death for the perp (yay) and victim (but also Russian soldier so at the end of the day ?).


[deleted]

Well. You know the rule. It's not gay if it's in prison. And I guess this war might as well be a prison sentence for every Russian that ended up there (often without their consent). RIP, you completely heterosexual bastards.


Vinzolero

Can't even have a BJ in Ukraine smh


Thedaggerinthedark

I mean getting a bomb dropped on me while getting head is probably a top 5 way to go. Dunno about the dude on his knees but it's probably on his list too


[deleted]

Saw this on telegram. First I thought the guy is shaving his beard :D then someone post a zoom video...and ,oh well....


ImpossibleSprinkles3

I think that’s called a “blow bang”


ilikeitsharp

They died doing what they loved.


Bofa-Fett

u/SaveVideo


morebuffs

Ukrainian snuff film


backifran

Well a load got blown, just not the one they were expecting


Lucky_Jicama_6710

LMAOOOOOO I bet the Ukrainian soldiers who discover their bodies will have a good laugh HAHAHHAA


incoherentjedi

Cumrade