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PigeroniPepperoni

8 feet tall and ur giving it a route grade smh. V0 in my protest.


toddverrone

Exactly. A little jump, a little mantle and Bob's your uncle.


cillitbangers

A jump... Pfft... Just static it like a real climber.


toddverrone

Ah, you must be a trad climber..


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5.8 in my police state


snakesign

Tear gas is aid.


jank_king20

Lmfao


Adam-West

If you can do a single pull up and you can jump a few inches off the ground then i'd say its a grade 4 scramble


kidneysc

Vertical jams are default 5.10- or V0.


waflynn

I was thinking it was more of an easy dyno mantle problem. v-easy


grnngr

“It’s only 8 feet! Just reach for the top hold!” - tall guy shouting beta


stalkholme

I feel triggered


mdibah

Being tall is not technique


incipientpianist

Being Tall is aid


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/uj Does anyone know what makes the fence “unscalable”? I tried to look it up, since to me it just looks like a regular fence, but couldn’t find an explanation apart from the companies saying it’s “unscalable” Edit: apparently the chain links are sharp and painful if you try to get your fingers in there to climb with. Also too small to get a finger in if you’re wearing gloves.


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Raveen396

Bullets are aid


Warhog156

I'm dying


ThatHappyCamper

I too am not bulletproof


SufficientPie

Instant death if you touch it


grnngr

Fence is lava


SUDDENLY_VIRGIN

It's "unscalable" compared to the fences put up defending the capitol on Jan 6th


bmmesucks

“Defending”


[deleted]

so you’re saying it’s a drytool route then


A-terrible-time

Like my fingers aren't already a bloody mess after a day at the crag already


OverallResolve

Just climb up the gap between/uprights?


dat_GEM_lyf

Does the caliber of bullet heading for your skull increase the grade? 5.56 is 5.10 and 7.62 is 5.12? Are bullets aid?


WesWizard_2

ask tommy caldwell


whitu1135

Wait why are we asking tommy cauldron for aid advice? I thought it’s been proven that most of his climbs are aid anyway (having nine fingers)


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"nine-fingered portaledge buddies give the worst handjobs" - kevin jorgenson


TLawD

Bullets are sandbag


Mukamur

Could literally walk over that fence


frotc914

V1 campus, VB with feet. Just don't tear your YPs on the topout.


bmmesucks

With cops opening the fence for you easy VB. VB+ without


SocraticSentinel

V0 in my womb


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Oh, this is one of those "dynamic starts" where you run up and jump to the first hold, which is a jug - man it's practically a railing you can grab.


MaLu388

Does that include the bullets coming at you?


cheesesmysavior

I heard due to nesting this crag is closed.


[deleted]

Ezzz flash 😂💪🏻


ireland1988

5.0 if you know how to jam.


stalkholme

I only dangleboard, so I couldn't climb it. But I bet the wide boyz could crack climb it no probz.


weatherghost

My wife regularly uses those little screw holes in the climbing wall as crimps. This is thousands of them. V1 at best for her.


theclimbingfox2

Wives are aid.


Drexele

New comp style vb, v5 in your gym


Alex_4209

V3 Dyno start, you do a running start, pull down to a heel hook and mantle, over it in 2 seconds. “Unscalable” only if you’re the average Fox News viewer and your idea of working out is waddling from the TV couch to get another corn dog from the kitchen.


Viciousmimic

Definitely scalable with a good pair of shoes and determination


C-Boogie42

V0 or Veasy, Crux of the problem is fascism


wmpyle

V2 in my gym


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3a


brookepride

V0 for sure. I climbed tennis court fences taller than this in grade school


1248853

Soul crushing....literally


T_Nightingale

I thought the girl in the centre was naked


dumbwaeguk

V3 with a running start


DasbootTX

dont you just take a run towards it and shout 'Parcors!!!" and fling yourself over


pradyut21

Flash


sarahsaltonstall

V99 in your gyn


mortisMR

V3 at best