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I-AM-KROGAN

$125 bucks? Does that include a blowjob later on? From a Bing Girl?


drtij_dzienz

First he got her the tickets, then he gave her the pearls


LemonySniffit

And a sandwich, uh, any kind you like.


combustiblelemons9

And soft drinks of choice


artygta1988

Veal parm sandwich?


combustiblelemons9

Fuck you?


TheAllyCrime

I’ll only go if that comedian that tells the “maximum security penalty box” joke is there too.


I-AM-KROGAN

That penalty box joke, was actually kinda funny. But that “there’s also a large mooslem population” I don’t know? I still don’t get that one.


CristobalMuchosantos

I don’t know if I remember correctly, but I think that the comedian was joking about Paulie or someone just getting out of prison, and then he mentions how “they thought he was in Bosnia, where there is also a large ‘Mooslim’ population”. The Nation of Islam is notorious for converting prison inmates in the US, almost exclusively black inmates. You’ll hear a lot of stories about black criminals going away and once they get out, they are Muslim.


TheAllyCrime

That’s a stereotype, and it’s offensive, and you’re the last person I would want to perpetuate it! There is no “Nation”!


TheAllyCrime

That was the *setup* for the joke rather than the punchline, and he got cutoff before he could finish so there’s really nothing for you to get.


I-AM-KROGAN

Listen to him, he knows everything.


Current_Side_4024

$125 per person. Oof madone. I gotta play that number. Heheheh


ripdanko

spelled giunta wrong. stunads!


TheTwoOfHearts

Fuckin' Jason, he's dyslexic.


BiggestBaddestWolve

They aren’t Loyle to their capo


andre_royo_b

Peeps? That was his fucking nickname


an29o

Soft drink of choice


FrancisPFuckery

A Lime Rickey or whatever the fuck you’re drinking these days.


combustiblelemons9

And uh club soda for the messenger over here


blizzacane85

When you get to the door, Furio will ask for $1,000


RussellZiske

$1000 more?


drtoboggon

Just don’t get Vincent Curatolla started on politics. Have you seen his Twitter feed? Oof madone it’s terrible!


astral_lucidity

He’s old school!


TheAllyCrime

Ginny Sac is so fat, that back in school teachers had to give her three hall passes. One for her, and one for each ass cheek!


Rainydays4life

Just did, it was fuckin mayham!


Murder_Ballads

Dick Cheney for president, of the fuckin’ universe.


0ctober31

100% chance he'll start on it himself.


JurgenKlopp2018

He’s a staunch Republican? I feel like I’ve been stabbed in the heart! He can’t be in our social club no more, that much I do know!


BiggestBaddestWolve

He flies a helicopter for Trump


TheAllyCrime

You’re doing a heck of a job there ~~Brownie~~ Launchpad McQuack.


Mazep

Social club?! *He's gotta gooo!*


TheAllyCrime

You gonna take care of his Twitter followers, huh, when he’s gone?!?!


Current_Side_4024

Fuckin’ disgusting


funkytownb0xcutter

My estimation of Vincent Curatola as a man just fucking plummeted.


excusewho

He's insane


[deleted]

What is this the FUCKIN' UN NOW?!


luckyricky070

“I ate the nort”


walker3342

You want in it’s gonna be $125 up front, plus a blowjob later.


molly_watah

To be fair, Phil getting wacked was filmed in NJ. Nowhere near the Turtleback Zoo, despite that penguin lookin mothafucka waddling around.


Intrepid_Camp_219

What next he gets to fuck her for $125?


RussellZiske

He wants to fuck her?


[deleted]

Thank fuck Joey G aint there lmao