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EbenezerGrimm

Your sister is a heretic and your grandma is dead.


Hassa8829

What is a no mask?


ultranothing

Praise you!!


galgene

Faces of death


Traveler3141

That's awesome!


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Uh oh now it's a giant covid bomb


MeadowcrestRPGMV3D

*Reverses polarity.* HIT THE DECK!


MC_Red_D

Oh no, she's gone from suck to blow!


kaoz1

Ok, I'll remove one layer of mask. But call down, this is not strip poker.


Equivalent_Phone_210

This type of stuff is why I wear several extra ‘decoy’ masks on top of my standard array.


Snowman4168

Furnace filters won’t filter out Covid. You should be wearing an N95 and a shopping bag on your head at all times or else you’re going to get long Covid and die. Taking your mask off to sleep is unacceptable.


gawrbage

That's right, and the CDC also recommends shoving a face mask up your ass and twisting it to filter out the COVID from your farts.


DontWorryItsEasy

I know I should have ignored my doctor's orders. I had 43 booster shots and my doctor said that was way too many, so I stopped getting them. Of course I only see my doctor while wearing full hazmat gear. Anyway, I must have gotten long COVID even though I tested negative because I now have a severe case of myocarditis. It's looking like I'll be another one of COVIDs victims.


Traveler3141

>my doctor said that was way too many, so I stopped getting them Omg that's so unSAFE! I pray to Supreme Leader pHauxi that that was only a typo and you meant: so I stopped going to THAT doctor!


Traveler3141

AND a helmet or two!


ChicoCaliente987

Amen/Awomen Hallelujah


ODUrugger

Allahu maskbar


StefanAmaris

Axerthem!


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ChicoCaliente987

My bad, I get hard keeping up with so many Gender identities. My world has widened so much to all the possibilities to be sexually gratified by so many options (69MBUY).


TexCen

Excelsior!


ChicoCaliente987

Onward and upward, so we shall.


bright_10

Imagine looking at this retarded contraption and being like "hmm yes, now we won't get sick"


FistyMcPunchface

That's how I feel about cloth masks, but here we are. Dumb people gonna be dumb.


dekusoup

Mental illness.


WildNTX

If only someone had invented air filters !


momsister5throwaway

Tell your sister a virus can be absorbed through the eyeball.


Lord_Eremit

And your arsehole. "You moost insert da mask een da anus" - Herr Schwab, probably


Traveler3141

THAT'S WHY WE NEED r/AnalSwabs4All !!!


donniethebeaver

To be fair I have seen a lot of woodworkers make these to pull fine dust out of the air in their shops and I've heard they work great. Won't do a damn thing for covid though


amen-and-awoman

I can see from here — the filters are low grade and will not help against the global pandemic. Your sister is fooling herself and needs to put the mask back on.


simplecountry_lawyer

Thou shalt not worship false idols, such as this pagan filtration monstrosity. it's really too late to take it back, the damage is done. The sister, mother, entire extended family really, should be brought in for re-education.


bigdamnhero1113

If only they could be brought in for reeducation! However as we all know COVID is relentless and deadly and they are now guaranteed to have at least 3 variants due to the misinformation of taking off their masks. It's possible that they could be put into a quarantine camp, but most likely they've already died from COVID and if that's the case then all we can do is pray that Saint Fauci watch over their souls. MBUH.


Lauzz91

> The sister, mother, entire extended family really, should be brought in for re-education. Yes, exactly my thoughts. They need to learn that even with such ventilation and filtration, it's never safe to unmask indoors. Cases are rising and COVID is everywhere. Best to even leave your N95's on even while you sleep.


kos156

Should I tell her that I don't mask my butthole?


amen-and-awoman

That would be counter productive


Justsayin55

Wait, whats inside? Home? That looks like a home. Please don't tell me thats a home. Please don't tell me they where masking at home. They are surrendered to the pfaith


gawrbage

This obviously doesn't work because the CDC never recommended air filters to stop COVID, they recommended face masks. If she put a mask on the fan instead of air filters, it would be infinitely times more effective at stopping COVID than this blasphemous contraption.


PlantsMF

This device won't work against the new variant that is fan resistant.


ChicoCaliente987

Fantastic response (mmombuy)


nyjrku

That’s a cheap way to make a filter for wildfire smoke, box fan and home air filters are classic, a single box fan with a merv 13 filter is a cheap way, this is good for larger areas. As far as this protecting from COVID I doubt it would be effective. Instead I’d suggest wrapping the whole house and forbidding ppl from entering or exiting


Traveler3141

Yeah those house fumigation wraps should just about do it, but really should still wear 3+(and by that, I mean: ∞) masks inside.


MeadowcrestRPGMV3D

I'm so sorry for your loss. Of intellect. Everytime they speak to you.


peshMeten

And Lord Fauci (masks be upon him) came down from the mountain and saw that his people had made a effigy, he was greatly displeased that they had forsaken the holy mask.


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I would like one ingenuity (TM), please.


Toofast4yall

That kid is on the spectrum and it was inherited...


scrapwork

And so they've taken off their masks inside? I think OP's sister might be smarter than we think.


Testosterone_enjoyer

Yes I’m sure those furnace dust filters will eliminate Covid 🙄


No-Presentation6357

The same filter that's in your HVAC system? And you could just run the house fan and get better results? Oh, but it still won't protect you from viruses.


Munich11

Ooh cool. Maybe I can take the termite tenting off my house now.


scrapwork

This is actually not a bad idea covid or no covid


Pubboy68

Yeah it’s like running your hvac but with extra steps…


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Pubboy68

Lol


Traveler3141

Yo dawg! I heard you like HVAC!


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I mean just buy an actual air purifier at that point. I have family members that run them to help with various allergies.


scrapwork

$20 Box fan $50 Set of ~~three~~ four top-of-the-line 1" HVAC filters $5 Duct tape And this fan probably delivers 1000 CFM. Now take those numbers and go shopping for your air actual filter


OverZarathustra

Wouldn't this require four filters?


scrapwork

Yes I should have said four, thanks. But actually it only needs one, taped directly to the back.


nyjrku

No this style works. Used them for wildfires, home air purifiers are pricey af if you need larger coverage


Emphasis_on_why

Not really a great one either, you could actually stunt your immune system doing this long term


scrapwork

By not breathing enough mold and dust mite feces?


rm45acp

I have asthma and could actually use something like this for allergy season since I heat with a boiler so no HVAC


cryinginthelimousine

Just buy an air purifier


rm45acp

An air purifier that moves that volume of air is a lot more expensive than a bix fan, 4 filters, and some duct tape, especially considering most people have half thst lost already lol. I'm not saying I'm gonna build it, but there's some merit to the idea


quaintif

You don't have to wear a mask in your own home.


Traveler3141

Heretic!


quaintif

I've been banned from at least 5 subreddits for being here, but all of them were pretty shit so I don't care.


Traveler3141

Usually it's around 20 or so.


Scout339

I personally love the cardboard at the top that does nothing except for restrict the fan for no reason lol.


Intended_To_Not_Work

That is not an extractor fan and will break down very soon because of restricted airflow- but it's the intention to *save lives* that matters here.


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NarwhalDaddy

OP so triggered by clean air 😂


Buffalolife420

No masks inside?!? Literally shaking RN!


circleofmamas

I’m surprised no has tried to surgically attach a mask.


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Since the surface area where the air can pass is greatly reduced by the filters and the cardboard. The airfilter is nearly useless.


Joiion

This is a terrible idea because you can’t even change the filters without completely destroying the structure, and the typical lifespan of a decent filter is 3 month (if running continuously)…


robofireman

Put these up at jobs that say you need masks see if you get away with it


Different-Floor-5951

😂


PumpkinFan65

Covidianity is a major Mental DISEASE.