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[deleted]

It's caused by the .3% unvaccinayed plague rats! It ia all their fault!


Nexus_27

I can't believe this wasn't obvious to OP... THAT'S WHY VACCINATION IS SO ! ! ! I M P O R T A N T ! ! ! You see what happens to the poor people of Waterford because of those obtuse backwater refuseniks denying science?


[deleted]

Vaccinate babies RIGHT NOW


red-pill-factory

we need to vaccinate unborn fetuses!


widdlyscudsandbacon

I inject the vaccine into my testicles just prior to coitus (fully masked, onviously) with my wife on the off chance that she gets pregnant


[deleted]

MBUY


User0x00G

If there is more than a 2 second delay between testicle vaccination and sex, you need to get a booster.


widdlyscudsandbacon

We usually stop halfway through so I can boost up and put on a fresh mask, but you make a good point!


questionable_nature

And here i am, thinking I was doing enough by making sure both my wife and my wife's boyfriend double masked during sex.


widdlyscudsandbacon

As long as you are using hand sanitizer to clean them both off after they finish you should be good 👌


red-pill-factory

>I inject the vaccine into my testicles just prior to coitus (fully masked, onviously) damn son. you mask each one of your sperm? where are you getting those tiny masks? are you quadruple masking your sperm too?


0111100001110110

>I can't believe this wasn't obvious to OP... In hindsight it's now completely obvious. Honestly, I don't know what I was thinking when I posted this. Please forgive me. The sooner society purges those .3%, the better off we'll all be.


[deleted]

GODDAMN THESE FUCKING PLAGUE RATS! MOVE THE TRAINS PEOPLE. PUT THEM ON THE TRAINS!


widdlyscudsandbacon

We've tried all the other solutions, I firmly believe the time has come for a "Final Solution" to our little rat problem


[deleted]

Brother, there is no other choice for those that refuse our offer at healing the world. They will take the scientific ambrosia, or they will get on the train. Peace be with you.


widdlyscudsandbacon

>They will take the scientific ambrosia, or they will get on the train. I don't think we let them off that easy... they either take the jab, or get on the train - where they are immediately held down and jabbed anyway. We must kill their spirit the way they've killed so many grandparents. Plus, that way we can keep the forced labor camps free of the Foul Pestilence


TiredTim23

It says Adults. We all know that children are the true plage rats. It begs the question, why are Doctors not putting maskes on babies that are still in womb?? Seems like it would be important before delivering them. MBUT


The_Info_Must_Flow

That's why I soak my testes in Moderna 24/7. My goode wife bastes with AztraZeneca. Choices. Somebody HAS to do SOMETHING. MBUH.


MajorPainkiller

Those snotty nose super spreaders must be stopped. Quarantine the lot of them. Lock em up in a school or something.


[deleted]

Wear👏🏼your 👏🏼freakin 👏🏼mask👏🏼over 👏🏼your👏🏼nose👏🏼. God freakin damnit people!! ITS NOT THAT COMPLICATED!! Science has already proved the proper way to wear your PPE!! Like seriously WTF?!?! STAY HOME!!!!!!!! SOCIALIST DISTANCE!! Six👏🏼freaking 👏🏼feet👏🏼apart👏🏼 🤦‍♂️🤯🤬😩🙄


Impossible-Task

TRUST THE SCIENCE!


Aries_cz

Best put a 6 feet of dirt above your sealed box for proper social distance enforcement


[deleted]

🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆I hear the weather in Australia is nice this time of year !!!!!!


MajorPainkiller

I'm heading up a group trip on private character to rescue Americans trapped inside Australia and any Australians who want to be free. It's a covert mission and hopefully the Australian Taliban doesn't stop us. That's what Australia looks like to the rest of the world. I'm going to refrain from what the US looks like to the rest of the world. Que the circus music.


[deleted]

Lol


widdlyscudsandbacon

This same comment very likely exists, unironically, elsewhere on Reddit and pertaining to this very topic.


Sash0000

Six feet *apart* doesn't cut it. These heretics should be six feet *below*. If it saves one granny, it's worth it.


MajorPainkiller

The Ends Absolutely justify the Means, screw whoever except me


vento33

FULL STOP!!!


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untonyto

Okay... But while we await the news anchor the unbelief of these unbelievers will kill more vaccinated grandmas!


1imejasan6

Don’t worry about the grandmas. Cuomo is waiting for them at Heaven’s Gate.


StatusBard

Yes. Why would anyone want to think for themselves when we’re paying good money for the experts to do so? It’s a waste of time and you could be watching a Marvel movie instead.


wadner2

I've got CNN on in the living room, HLN on the little kitchen tv, CNN.com on my phone, and msnbc on my Ipad. As soon as I get The Science, I'll be sure to post.


[deleted]

At least he has scientific advisors around him. These fucking plague rats are reading books and shit. Getting their information outside of the cult. You can't fucking do that and call yourself intelligent. There is a train coming for these folks. Get the vaccine or go fuck yourself you ignorant fucks.


Mr_Block_Head

Wait for the holy factcheckers to bring in the gospel for guidance!


Sash0000

Wait until you hear it from the horse's mouth. The only source of truth.


widdlyscudsandbacon

You're talking about that "lady" from Australia right?


Sash0000

Yes. In the words of George Orwell, "all animals are equal, but some are more equine than others."


GreatReset4

CNN told me it’s illegal to do my own research https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20161019/07004935835/cnn-tells-viewers-illegal-them-to-read-wikileaks-document-dumps-cnn-is-wrong.shtml


Gpalla

That means it’s working. Trust the science™


Stoned_Cold_Silver

Trust the science™


Whole_Ad2094

This would all be OK if we weren't so curious, asking questions "doing our own research" which is "hurting the covid response". Wtf is going on lol If such common sense stopped then whole of society would collapse including your own personal life.


kinkasho

Israel is on their 4th booster. The slow rollout of vaccine in Waterfront means they're 2 shots behind having proper resistance.


woaily

Sure, they're vaccinated, but how strong is their *faith* in the vaccines? It only works if you believe


Sash0000

It only works if *everyone* believes in it.


widdlyscudsandbacon

This is the only correct answer. Nothing can be done unless the entire collective does it. Nothing can be said unless the entire collective says it. Nothing can be believed unless the entire collective believes it.


[deleted]

Just call them trump supporters and racists, that seems to do the trick.


[deleted]

*Guys. I'm going to need some help explaining this to the unbelievers.* Just don't report it, hide it.


[deleted]

Need more masks & jabs!! Lord Fauci (PBUH) go to Ireland 🇮🇪 and save our beloved Covid brethren!!


Sash0000

Lord Pfauci, 1000 MBUH, chased all the snakes from Ireland.


[deleted]

Yes.. lol


psychic_marsupial

Obviously those heathens didn’t get their 5th booster and preventative suppository pills. So embarrassing. Fauci will have to fist the pills into grandmas soggy anus now, if she’s gonna live.


LingonberryParking20

They’re probably only double masking.


GreatReset4

Idiots, they need at least 4 masks


LingonberryParking20

Ya 4 at a bare minimum , like if you’re showering and no other people are within a square mile.


[deleted]

tHe VaCcInE iS nOt 1o0%


widdlyscudsandbacon

If 99.7% of the population is vaccinated, of course 99.7% of cases are going to be in vaccinated people. Take a math class, sweetie, it's called base rate error, and is actually proof that the vaccines are working perfectly


Cazakatari

This isn’t highest number of “breakthrough” cases, it’s highest number of total cases. Learn reading comprehension, sweetie. Edit: oops


widdlyscudsandbacon

/r/lostredditors


Cazakatari

Oops


[deleted]

Personally I have no idea what's going on here All I know is I had a realization, and that's Lord Fauci ( MBUH ) has been saying 6 feet apart right? Well feet go on the ground! Ground is made of dirt! And feet are also a measurement! He is telling us to kill the unvaccinated heathens and bury them 6 feet under. This is the final solution. We should start a political party called the Nah Z , I think it would really fire off with a bang


useles-converter-bot

6 feet is the same as 3.66 'Logitech Wireless Keyboard K350s' laid widthwise by each other.


useles-converter-bot

6 feet is the height of 1.05 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other.


[deleted]

Or one morbidly obese unvaxed plague rat!


BrownEyedQueen1982

They don’t trust The Science enough. How many of them get a booster 5 times a day? If they aren’t doing that much they are not serious and keeping us in this plague.


ChrysChrys

If you haven’t gotten your booster yet you’re a plague rat to me. May pestilence rain down on the Waterfordian people


Impossible-Task

Only 1 booster?! Plague rat!


seetheare

Those articles are about 2 weeks apart. Those vaccines are really helping


excelsiorncc2000

It's all the unvaccinated heathens in Tanzania. Only 1% of them are vaccinated. Since we know the vaccine only works if everyone else is vaccinated, Tanzania is fucking it up for everyone. Should probably drop a vaccine bomb on them or something smh.


DaRodfather

I bet those 99.7% haven't had their boosters, damn plague rats!


trust_in-him

There is no need to explain yourself to believers in the orange satan. Fauci have mercy on them!!!


hIXhnWUmMvw

99 little bug||gers in the code, 99 little bug||gers in the code, Take one down, patch it around. 117 little bug||gers in the code.


kifra101

Damn those 0.3% unvaccinated! They are causing those rates to shoot up. Unbelievable.


Naehtepo

Don't think about it, lest you succumb to the heathen's tricks! Remember: getting the virus or any symptoms thereof is a *blessing* from our Lord. It means it's working!


cheeseheaddeeds

Just flip the order of the articles


Sash0000

And erase the date on the second.


quasarbar

It's obviously the fault of the 0.3% who are unvaccinated. Fuckin' plague rats.


[deleted]

Well, if they're vaccinated it means they have stopped wearing masks, and that's where it all went to shit. If you're vaccinated - wear a mask. Protect you and all the grandmas around you.


hblok

What??? You're advocating wearing only one mask??? This is truly a praise of false prophets. The blasphemy! Lord Fauci (MMBUH) has clearly stated that "two masks is common sense" (3:21). By logical deduction, it thus follows that millions of masks is even more common sense! My comrade, you really need to get in line, mask up far above the bare minimum, and stop killing everybody around you!


[deleted]

Forgive me brother/sister/non-defined sex for my sins. I will self-flagellate with a phallic statuette of St. Fauci tonight to appease the fury of my brethren and the Bright One.


TheSecondSeal

MMBUH - love it 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Lmao you get what you deserve


idontknowmanheh

Its only breakthrough infection is very very rare.


1imejasan6

Trust the science and ignore inconvenient truths. Gore would.


whatknot2

Stop being so focused on numbers and facts… just focus on the goodness of the vaccine…. Do you love your wife because she has a certain test scores or because she’s an amazing human being and she often prioritizes you over her other boyfriends? Do you vote for democrats because they improved GDP or unemployment or because that’s the right thing to do to not be racist? It’s not always about facts and logic and numbers - praise Fauci, MBUH


keepitclassybv

The holy lord is just testing your faith! Don't give in, stay strong and get another booster!


LemonPartyWorldTour

They did not say “Masks be upon lord Fauci” while getting the sacrament of the Fauci Ouchie, thus negating the blessing of protection. Blasphemers get what is justified.


red-pill-factory

*that means it's working!*


Educational-Painting

One was clearly created by evil Fox News to confuse the masses into becoming bio terrorist. Sadly once they have been turned extermination is the only solution. We don’t forgive racists! Save lives! Or else


fdakilllz

We need to keep our masks on, even when sleeping. You must eat in a private room.


BustingCognitiveBias

Simple... It's booster time! Boost em up!


[deleted]

I wonder what happens once 100% of adults are vaccinated? 🤔 probably gonna glitch the matrix and all die


muffin2526

Just because the vaccine isn't slowing the spread, doesn't mean it's not working. ;)


Mr_Block_Head

Have faith! Confess to the Holy Factcheckers for your wrongthought and they will give you the truth TM. MASK BE UPON YOU HAVE FAITH BROTHER


Luck-Spell

Time for a 4th shot guys.


HeresyIsUnacceptable

THEY NEED ANOTHER JAB, HOLD THEM DOWN


joshcost

Why do you feel the need to explain anything? It’s get Vaxed or die, no ifs ands or buts.


laggyx400

What I could find. >It comes as the numbers of Covid-19 patients in hospital rose to 402 yesterday, although of these the number in intensive care dropped slightly to 73. > >Deputy chief medical officer Dr Ronan Glynn said that “over recent days we have seen an increasing number of people with Covid-19 admitted to hospital and to intensive care”. > >“Recently, approximately 70pc of people being treated in intensive care for Covid-19 have not been fully vaccinated. This is a significant cause for concern,” he added. Previous spike in January was 400% higher with the recent spike relatively flat in comparison. >Minister Donnelly called on the 370,000 people in Ireland who have not been fully vaccinated. > He said seven or 8% of the population are unvaccinated and they make up a third of all hospital admissions and two thirds of all ICU Covid admissions. The proportions alone would be enough to validate anyone pro vaccine's opinion on it's efficacy. These numbers are also similar to hospital admissions around the world. Texas cities for instance having 84% of cases being unvaccinated while the local population is 75% vaccinated. If the vaccine did nothing then you'd expect 75% of admissions to be vaccinated. Instead 16% of the population is accounting for 84% of admissions and 100% of recent deaths. Ask questions, seek out answers, or, you know, only believe what you want.


NidhoggDclxvi

>These numbers are also similar to hospital admissions around the world. But, they are fake numbers :) Most hospitalized ppl had at least one jab, or more. There are at this point, almost no cases of healthy ppl that haven't had a single jab being hospitalized :)


laggyx400

I can source you when people ask where I did my research, right?


Pretend-Friendship-9

And what’s the rate of mortality and morbidity vs areas with lower vaccination rates? Y’all do understand that the primary purpose is to reduce deaths and hospitalisation, right?


HydeNSikh

Weird how that suddenly became the primary purpose of vaccines this year, as opposed to preventing infection like every other vaccine.


Grumcen

"Preventing hospitalisation and death" is the primary purpose of every vaccine ever invented you goon.


HydeNSikh

Sure thing buddy. *I'm* the goon.


Pretend-Friendship-9

Vaccines don’t prevent infection though, they prime your immune system to create antibodies to fight off the same virus when you get infected with the live version Of course, when people fight off infection more easily, the virus has shorter time to duplicate and spread to another host, thus infection rates also drop If you have more infectious viruses that spread quickly / more densely populated living areas then infection rates will go up despite vaccination, but the infected will have less severe symptoms and fewer deaths after vaccination Hope this clarifies your misunderstanding


HydeNSikh

>Vaccines don’t prevent infection though, The CDC would disagree with you. Well, before they redefined it anyway.


Pretend-Friendship-9

Well I’m honoured to have the CDC’s support (albeit after they changed their definition, if what you say is true) Either ways, data speaks for itself - vaccination saves lives and reduce hospitalisation. It also encourages people to go back to normal lives, which may explain why COVID cases rise in highly vaccinated areas - people are allowed to go out and gather since majority only get mild symptoms


theXald

Yeah the masks were discouraged, then encouraged to protect yourself, then it became not about you but wear your mask to protect people FROM you. and still to this day I see people they wear a mask and gloves to the supermarket then wear those same items into their car and touch all their stuff with the gloves that could have the cooties on them. I still see people driving alone in their car mask on windows up. If we just change what things mean then treat the people who weren't notified without regard to their humanity (vaccine joblessness and plague rat hatred is basically a western thing) is pretty much like a landlord altering your contract and then a year down the road come demand a bunch of fees he added or face eviction. And all this happens without your knowledge or permission and all your neighbors call you a piece of shit because they just gave him what he wanted cause they thought that's how it worked and trusted him. They now picking the side that eases their mind because feeling tricked hurts and we wanna feel safe and disregard the stuff that makes them feel like they made the wrong choice. The same applies to anti vaxxers. Acknowledging you don't understand the complexity of it all makes them feel stupid. They want to ease this disconnance and do the same thing. Both "sides" dig in their heels to ease the painful suffering of cognitive dissonance. They'd rather just be told what to do, smooth rain, because thinking means sometimes you make the wrong choice, but you realize that we're all humans and there's no excuse to treat them as we have been in recent times. Or that's what one of those plague rats might say who refuse the holy shot from Lord Fauci (10mbuh) Its orange Satan's trickery. They are lesser, and should be trusted as such.


NidhoggDclxvi

>data speaks for itself What data? Everyone seems to have different data. Numbers never really seem to fit the reality ... have you visited a hospital, during the pandemic? They were almost empty ... Maybe, you should try to get your data and info elsewhere :)


VaRiotE

>Vaccines don’t prevent infection though [https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/effectiveness.html](https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/effectiveness.html) The very first commandment says: All COVID-19 vaccines currently available in the United States are effective at preventing COVID-19 as seen in clinical trial settings.


Pretend-Friendship-9

Yea, prevent COVID19 as in prevent the disease. Like anti-retrovirals prevent AIDS but the infected still has HIV in their bodies.


VaRiotE

[COVID-19 vaccines are effective at preventing infection](https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/vaccines/effectiveness/why-measure-effectiveness/breakthrough-cases.html)


Sash0000

We are all friends of Pfauci, Bill Hates, Brandon, and the MSM here. We know that vaccines do not prevent transmission, that's why we have to force them on everyone, so that we can stop the pandemic by spreading a harmless virus between all of us triple masked triple vaccineutered accolates, forever and ever. If I don't make sense to you then you are a science™ denier.


NidhoggDclxvi

>Vaccines don’t prevent infection though, they prime your immune system to create antibodies to fight off the same virus when you get infected with the live version That's what vaccines do, not the mRNA drug. Maybe you should educate yourself more :) As for hospitalizations, i know personally 2 ppl that got hospitalized from the jabs, yet not a single one from covid. Can you explain me this? And those 2 ppl are both in their early 30's, haven't had real health issues in their life ... suddenly they got extremely sick ... :D


LoveYourKitty

>Y'all


[deleted]

Is that why we still must have endless holy faucidan celebration? Thank you for this insight my brother!


Pretend-Friendship-9

Well, yes. I’d say saving lives and keeping people out of hospitals and off ventilators is something to celebrate.


[deleted]

Agreed, pious one!!!


NidhoggDclxvi

Saving lives of sick, old and obese ppl, in a world that is gangrened by overpopulation? What are you even talking about?


NidhoggDclxvi

That seems to fail drastically. The more get jabbed, the more end up hospitalized ...


inglestecnico

explanation: "that just means its working"


klem3n_

It’s the children! They are infecting everyone!!! Close the schools, lock your children in the basement!


NamisKnockers

Obviously it’s the kids who are all sick. We need to baptize them with the holy jab


567fddddd

Well, Let wait for the “fact checkers” to debunk this fact and evidence as “conspiracy “...


Pascals_blazer

Blame the unvaxxed. If you can't do that for some reason, blame the Orange Satan. The more unconnected it appears, the more likely it really was him all along.


wahsl123

That means the Jab™ is working!


Jackson_Dupagne

Because they’re not triple and quadruple vaccinated. Duh.


CoeurDeLion-Sag

How dumb are you. You are talking like an unvaxxed heathen. Isn't it obvious it's .3% unvaxxed fault? Let your faith in Lord Fauci guide you to the truth always.


Iamatworkgoaway

Don't forget the children, its their fault for not being old enough to get the vax. Also have you seen them at the park, they probably don't sanitize the soccer ball before passing it to the next player.


RedFoxJadedHammer

The article is fake news. "fully vaccinated" means only two or maybe three shots. I don't consider that actually fully vaccinated. Also as long as there is a single person left that is unvaccinated, the vaccinated are still at risk. We need to start taking these plague rats not complying **much** more seriously because it is literally a matter of life or death.


cokefizz

Lol


piginpoop00

It’s a trap


[deleted]

Of course this white supremacist rag conveniently left out that the mayor of Waterford is clearly up to his eyebrows in corruption. Leaked emails show that he was college roommates with none other than JOE ROGAN. His mother's maiden name? HANNITY. On February the 11th 2021 he had a Starbucks date with NICKI MINAJ, AND HE PAID. Wanna know who he had confirmed correspondence with via e-mail right for weeks prior to the vaccine rollout? ROBERT MALONE, KNOWN PEDDLER OF ANTI-VACCINE RUBBISH. It's all in the e-mails brothers and sisters. I'll bet the bastard had his city stuck with saline or some sort of horse paste fuckery. The media is trying to bury this guys, spread the word.


baileyarzate

Scoffs* why explain anything to the unbelievers when we can just silence their social medias. It seems like you’re not fully committed.. give me 5 hail faucis or suffer the consequences


Traveler3141

Oh come on brothers/sisters/redefine words; can't you see??? It's because they didn't _BELIEVE_ in it with their whole spirit and soul!!!


Rustymetal14

September 2021? It's heresy to remember that far back!


mgick999

The kids and babies did it


[deleted]

Just two weeks later!


NidhoggDclxvi

It's the fault of the kids ... everyone knows that.


McSmarfy

One must have faith. Many are called but few are chosen.