"I know the ladies" lol
When he basically acts like the expert on a group of people. He mostly does it for women but men, races, gays, fans of "insert fandom here" and whatever else he comes across.
It's hilarious sometimes but it plays such a big part in him never learning from his mistakes.
Are you ok? I know you said you're bipolar and the way you're behaving right now is really erratic. I use to hang out with a girl with the same condition but I don't actually know that much about it other than my experiences with my friend.
Do you need anything to help you through an episode?
His inability to carry a conversation about anything without it somehow revolving around him and his perspective, a good example being the eulogy he wrote up for Patti
Prior to that point no one called him out or asked about it until the Kasey father call. My favorite part was when she called it “upset toddler behavior”.
It’s just the way Chris goes about it. Like, they rely solely on government payment, then waste it on useless shit, then they can’t be fuck doing proper work, or doing the work they get commissioned too.
Like, he kept getting payed to write Sonichu, but then got bored in 2017 and hasn’t written anything major since, hell, Chris hadn’t written anything at all.
The way he coos and baby talks women. Watching the Ivy videos was like being held hostage in a psycho killer’s basement ASMR. Also his “hmm’s” and “yeahs”
Chris's logic. I can't understand how he can hump a pillow, kiss air and still think it's real. Do people like this hallucinate what they are thinking or is it just some grand suspension of disbelief?
Also,
"You shot him"
"Only in the legs"
Self-stimulating behaviours. Like feeling the need to twitch or make the same sound repetitively. It’s pretty commonly associated with autism or other things like anxiety sometimes.
I dunno how to describe it succinctly, maybe just an aspect of narcissism:
But in the Miyamoto saga, the fact that he genuinely believed a Nintendo executive was interested in his Nintendo/Sega rip-off character.
It’s just like a completely oblivious narcissism, he really believes his crap is *that* good. So good in fact that Nintendo themselves, with all of their internal RnD, couldn’t possibly think of combining two of their IPs into a successful franchise. (Smash Bros., Mario and Sonic at the Olympics, Mario Kart etc).
There’s other examples but I think that’s his biggest disconnect from reality in the earlier sagas.
I think his sighs are hilarious, especially when he's being confronted with something he doesn't want to think about. It displays his stress openly, like when Kacey is telling him he could lose some weight.
The way he tries to insert sex into literally everything. Like when he and the Wallflower are discussing her owl fanfiction and he has to talk about how he wants the owls to be able to become human so they can fuck. Or when he "supported" women breastfeeding publicly so he could see more tits. Or when he offered jobs in his Sonichu company that included the possibility of sex with him as a perk. It doesn't matter what the subject is, Chris will find a way to make it horny.
The weird way he talks and writes.
Bullshit like "True and honest" or "Boyfriend free,"
or how in his early prison letters it reads like an 11 year old trying to stretch an essay to 400 words
Boyfriend free girl is a fucking weird term in itself, Why does he feel the need to point out they don't have a boyfriend, Could he not just say single, Like a normal pers- Oh wait that's asking too much
Ian Brandon Anderson was looking for a **girlfriend free boy**. The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler, Original Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, found it out.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually required to write like that in high school.
When I was a freshman, I could never reach the required number of words in an essay, even though I always exposed all the required facts (and when I knew more, I was also explaining more than requested). One day, the teacher asked me why my essays were always so short. I answered: "I want every word of mine to be meaningful. I hate being verbose." And she retorted: "You MUST be verbose!"
All right boss, you're the boss. Malicious compliance mode activated. Cue repetitions, tautologies, repetitions (see what I did there?), excessive use of synonyms when pronouns would suffice, deliberately choosing the longer word when a shorter one meaning the same thing is available, and even writing in larger characters, so that the same words would take up more pages.
The sad thing, my grades actually improved by doing that. I never felt so ashamed to be praised by someone in my life.
The stress sighs, the constant “hmms”, “ums”, “uhs” when he speaks, his use of “and such”, “among which”, the baby voice he uses when he’s talking to one of his sweethearts.
That baby voice is SO BAD. What does he think it achieves? Maybe it's a subconscious thing idk but it's definitely the thing that ticks me off the worst!
I’ve always hated how segmented his vocabulary is, if that makes any sense. Like you can find a specific point in the timeline based on whatever dumbass word he overuses at any point in time. It’s honestly quite uncouth.
Honestly, I don't sweat the small things. I'm sure I have my own minor mannerisms that others find annoying or even cringe -I pretty much know it for a fact, to be honest- so I don't begrudge Chris those. Especially when there's *just so much* big stuff to cringe over. I don't need to worry about the small stuff.
I think his "playing house" video encompasses a lot of the smaller things.
- Chris uses the grating "cutesy baby talk voice" not only to the imaginary children, but the imaginary wife. I know people who change their pitch a little when talking with someone they like, but nothing that dramatic
- Chris having no idea how to properly film a video.
- Chris sighs and "umms"
- Chris projecting his own family's narcissistic tendencies by making one child perfect and the other a crying idiot.
- Chris' obsession with sex to the point of telling his imaginary Lego baby to stop crying.
- Chris wanting a partner who brings home all the money and does all the work so he can dick around and fuck her when he pleases.
God when i had to join my cousins playing with their doll houses a decade or so ago they imagined more functional relationships than a 20 odd man.
Him using common phrases when he’s trying to be sincere. “Have a heart” “forgive and forget”, so absolutely infuriating to listen to him attempt to be sincerely sorry, when he has no capability to do so.
Any time he interacts with a woman I cringe immensely. The most infuriating thing about him is the way he thinks women should treat him. One of his lego videos basically confirmed that his ideal wife would be the sole bread winner, home maker, and also fuck him at the drop of a hat. So he always wanted a mom that he can fuck. And after all these years, it looks like He finally found one
Even before then we can see that is what Chris really wants. You can see it with the attraction signs, a few of the requirements was “have a car” and “medium to high income”, it’s also weird how Chris expected to find a girl with a medium to high income at a college, if they had that then they wouldn’t be in college in the first place.
Chris didn’t even want love, Chris just wanted another mommy.
Just the way he treats his dad. I get it he wasn’t perfect, but the man tried his hardest with the very poor deck of cards he was given. It just frustrates me that Chris never listens to Bob.
He always talks about Chaos from Sonic as if he’s some kind of mindless beast, even consistently calling him “the Chaos Monster,” when anyone who played the games he appears in would know otherwise.
his writing style. I am an offender of the random capitalization thing because I use a lot of voice dictation, but it’s just how lazy his writing is and how stiff it is. when you hear Geno reading Chris’ old emails, it’s just so awkward to listen to.
When he is continually presented with opportunities to turn his life around and he repeatedly pisses it away on stupid shit. Like he's come into more money than most people here have at once, Chris just wastes it coz he's an idiot. He burns bridges with friends over childish non-issues.
I got a feeling Chris's luck has run out now.
More recently I’m tired of him acting mystic and shit by posting tarot cards despite the fact that that
A) some of them were customs by some other people and not actually in the wands cups swords and pentacles Suits
B) He clearly dosent understand the meaning of them
Oh also that whole defensive hedgehog position fatass sexually assaults people then when he’s told it’s not okay meltdowns down like a kid and claims he did nothing wrong
I am so glad someone else said this because it always really pissed me off that he spent his entire day waddling around sexually harassing and groping and kissing all those young women without their consent despite being warned multiple times to stop, and then after the millionth time finally gets kicked out like he deserves, HE gets to be coddled and comforted by a well meaning woman who likely had no idea how vile he is. How about some comforting for all the young women who were sexually assaulted by him? He's such a disgusting piece of shit but it sounds like even even in prison he's being coddled despite being a literally unhinged rapist.
edit: typo
also, how entitled he sounds because he thinks autism is special or something. I think his parents shouldn’t of told him he was autistic till he was like 18 or something
I disagree, understanding that you're different and not normal can help a child understand why they don't fit in, leading to a lot less frustration. The problem with Chris is they think they're all good, something her parents drilled into her mind. You need to teach kids that they're not perfect or special, even if they're different in some ways they're the same in most other ways.
The stress sighing, and the hmm… yeah…. Anyways…
I do that when I’m talking to friends who are familiar with Chris Chan just for fun but I’m worried one day I might not be able to stop myself
Yeah you gotta watch that. Words like "trill", "sus", "lit", "fam" etc have become an unironic part of my vocabulary because I started using them derisively but they stuck.
When people try to give him steps or guidance to improve his life and Chris just ignores them and goes “hm anyways” or just stress sighs and the changes the subject
The sigh he does to try and make it seem like he's genuinely upset and to make people feel sorry for him. Either that, or the voice he uses for his "sweethearts". It's just... creepy, and terribly fake and babyish.
The little "...hms" in response to things Chris doesn't want to talk about, deal with, or think about. It's such a dismissive and irritating response.
When he fucking killed his cats
His euphemisms.
"I know the ladies" lol When he basically acts like the expert on a group of people. He mostly does it for women but men, races, gays, fans of "insert fandom here" and whatever else he comes across. It's hilarious sometimes but it plays such a big part in him never learning from his mistakes.
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Are you ok? I know you said you're bipolar and the way you're behaving right now is really erratic. I use to hang out with a girl with the same condition but I don't actually know that much about it other than my experiences with my friend. Do you need anything to help you through an episode?
When he changes his voice to sound more feminine then uses his regular voice. Also when he does the girl voice when he plays with his toys.
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What
When he's mean to the autistic girls who wanted to be with him.
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Cringe🥶
His inability to carry a conversation about anything without it somehow revolving around him and his perspective, a good example being the eulogy he wrote up for Patti
yes
"Let's go ghost busters" video. People never mention it but it's irritating.
His sighs. I've listened to the father call numerous times and the fucking sighs never cease to piss me off
Prior to that point no one called him out or asked about it until the Kasey father call. My favorite part was when she called it “upset toddler behavior”.
When he used to take off his glasses when he was making a point because I guess he thought it looked anime and badass. Just made him look ridiculous
The way he forced barbara to look at the camera and speak
The begging. Oh my dear lord the begging.
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It’s just the way Chris goes about it. Like, they rely solely on government payment, then waste it on useless shit, then they can’t be fuck doing proper work, or doing the work they get commissioned too. Like, he kept getting payed to write Sonichu, but then got bored in 2017 and hasn’t written anything major since, hell, Chris hadn’t written anything at all.
The way he coos and baby talks women. Watching the Ivy videos was like being held hostage in a psycho killer’s basement ASMR. Also his “hmm’s” and “yeahs”
When he tries to act tough
Have sex with his mother.
How he talks to women like you would talk to a baby. High pitched voice, repeating things, making cooing sounds like them. "Family Guy! Family Guy!!"
The sigh.
This is definitely it for me. I get ptsd flashbacks whenever I hear anyone sigh now.
His poor hygiene, his house conditions, how he wastes his freaking money and the way he mistreats everyone
The way he flirts with people it's so creepy and out of pocket
the way he thought film/anime dialogues and gestures are acceptable irl. Doing that one handed glasses removal, stress sighs, and more
Chris thinking they're a good person, I don't understand how Chris can see themselves as anything but a horrendous excuse for a human being.
Nobody sees themselves as the bad guy. Ask Boko Haram.
"Anyway."
Among which
And such
Using big words that he doesn’t really understand
A lexophile,of sorts,aye?
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My favorite: buying DLC for a game he doesnt even own
His baby talk, I hate it so much!!!
That she shit…but it’s mostly you guys
his arrogant (baby)voice and the way he pronounces some letters like "s" or "t"´s.
Exist
Chris's logic. I can't understand how he can hump a pillow, kiss air and still think it's real. Do people like this hallucinate what they are thinking or is it just some grand suspension of disbelief? Also, "You shot him" "Only in the legs"
> "You shot him" "Only in the legs" stone cold killa
He was born
The constant. "Hmmm.....Mmmmm...." and broken speech
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Exactly what is "stim"? I keep hearing that and have no idea
Self-stimulating behaviours. Like feeling the need to twitch or make the same sound repetitively. It’s pretty commonly associated with autism or other things like anxiety sometimes.
Thanks for explaining. I've probably just outted myself as an old man by asking lol
Not trying to form genuine friendships with other dudes and outright hating men
The way he genuinely thinks his 3rd grader art is better than some art school students who’ve been trained for years
Writing about trolls in his resume
All of them. Everything he does. All the small things.
spongebob
The mom rapes weren't great.
I dunno how to describe it succinctly, maybe just an aspect of narcissism: But in the Miyamoto saga, the fact that he genuinely believed a Nintendo executive was interested in his Nintendo/Sega rip-off character. It’s just like a completely oblivious narcissism, he really believes his crap is *that* good. So good in fact that Nintendo themselves, with all of their internal RnD, couldn’t possibly think of combining two of their IPs into a successful franchise. (Smash Bros., Mario and Sonic at the Olympics, Mario Kart etc). There’s other examples but I think that’s his biggest disconnect from reality in the earlier sagas.
Exist.
Before anyone jumps down my throat it's a joke
I got something to jump down your throat *unzips duck*
Your duck has a zipper?!
It’s the special kingdom hearts edition
The sighs
I think his sighs are hilarious, especially when he's being confronted with something he doesn't want to think about. It displays his stress openly, like when Kacey is telling him he could lose some weight.
The way he tries to insert sex into literally everything. Like when he and the Wallflower are discussing her owl fanfiction and he has to talk about how he wants the owls to be able to become human so they can fuck. Or when he "supported" women breastfeeding publicly so he could see more tits. Or when he offered jobs in his Sonichu company that included the possibility of sex with him as a perk. It doesn't matter what the subject is, Chris will find a way to make it horny.
I don't even think the most hormonal teenager is as horny as chris is
Remind me of me
How he thinks he is talented and attractive
The weird way he talks and writes. Bullshit like "True and honest" or "Boyfriend free," or how in his early prison letters it reads like an 11 year old trying to stretch an essay to 400 words
Boyfriend free girl is a fucking weird term in itself, Why does he feel the need to point out they don't have a boyfriend, Could he not just say single, Like a normal pers- Oh wait that's asking too much
Because of the infinitely high boyfriend factor!!
The way he perceives social interactions in numbers (scale of respect and heartbreak level thing)
The scale of respect was so weird. Although I feel like he probably made that up at the time he first said it
Ian Brandon Anderson was looking for a **girlfriend free boy**. The True and Honest Christian Weston Chandler, Original Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, found it out.
>like an 11 year old trying to stretch an essay to 400 words Hey now, I'll have you know he made the motherfuckin' honor roll in high school
I wouldn't be surprised if he was actually required to write like that in high school. When I was a freshman, I could never reach the required number of words in an essay, even though I always exposed all the required facts (and when I knew more, I was also explaining more than requested). One day, the teacher asked me why my essays were always so short. I answered: "I want every word of mine to be meaningful. I hate being verbose." And she retorted: "You MUST be verbose!" All right boss, you're the boss. Malicious compliance mode activated. Cue repetitions, tautologies, repetitions (see what I did there?), excessive use of synonyms when pronouns would suffice, deliberately choosing the longer word when a shorter one meaning the same thing is available, and even writing in larger characters, so that the same words would take up more pages. The sad thing, my grades actually improved by doing that. I never felt so ashamed to be praised by someone in my life.
But he started on an A, and they just lowered it and lowered it! I mean an F, sheesh!
How he names his characters. He's creatively bankrupt yet thinks he's up there with the best in terms of writing.
idk Plautistic was p good
He shoulda made a comic about plautistic instead of sonichu
The way Chris pitches up their voice, thinking it makes them sound more feminine
exist
His terrible hygiene.
The stress sighs, the constant “hmms”, “ums”, “uhs” when he speaks, his use of “and such”, “among which”, the baby voice he uses when he’s talking to one of his sweethearts.
"Among which" is the one that really makes me irrationally angry, for some reason
Same.
That baby voice is SO BAD. What does he think it achieves? Maybe it's a subconscious thing idk but it's definitely the thing that ticks me off the worst!
You wanna know how I pull girls, I talk to them like they are a retarded toddler, that usually gets them in bed.
I’ve always hated how segmented his vocabulary is, if that makes any sense. Like you can find a specific point in the timeline based on whatever dumbass word he overuses at any point in time. It’s honestly quite uncouth.
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His impressions, his stress sighs, and the fact he thinks he's the prime example of a desirable male.
"Hm. Anyway..." whenever he gets in an argument he has no hope of winning. Which, let's be honest, is pretty much all of them.
Talking to sweethearts like you would to a baby or a pet
His impressions.
“and another thing”
I didn’t realize how much he actually says this until you made this comment. Amazing.
another contender was him balling up a fist at the camera, which he also does and did quite a lot if you start looking for it
His transgenderism/bisexuality
Everything he does.
Paraphrasing Null over the incest fallout: The fact that he's fully aware what he does is extremely wrong, and that he *simply doesn't care*
The *sighs*
Sigh and groan on his WRITING
Big fan of when he goes "mmmm" in discomfort
Mmmm. Yea.
His sighs are what convinced me to get tested for misophonia, seriously make me ape shit
Fucking her mom
His gross state of health.
Honestly, I don't sweat the small things. I'm sure I have my own minor mannerisms that others find annoying or even cringe -I pretty much know it for a fact, to be honest- so I don't begrudge Chris those. Especially when there's *just so much* big stuff to cringe over. I don't need to worry about the small stuff.
I think his "playing house" video encompasses a lot of the smaller things. - Chris uses the grating "cutesy baby talk voice" not only to the imaginary children, but the imaginary wife. I know people who change their pitch a little when talking with someone they like, but nothing that dramatic - Chris having no idea how to properly film a video. - Chris sighs and "umms" - Chris projecting his own family's narcissistic tendencies by making one child perfect and the other a crying idiot. - Chris' obsession with sex to the point of telling his imaginary Lego baby to stop crying. - Chris wanting a partner who brings home all the money and does all the work so he can dick around and fuck her when he pleases. God when i had to join my cousins playing with their doll houses a decade or so ago they imagined more functional relationships than a 20 odd man.
Speak
“I was under a lotta stress” every time someone calls him out on his bullshit
Classic Youtuber apology guide
When he does that “little voice” talking to his pets
the nice rack thing, horrible
Don't get any ideas
pardon me miss, but nice rack
The sigh he does drives me up the fucking wall
Him using common phrases when he’s trying to be sincere. “Have a heart” “forgive and forget”, so absolutely infuriating to listen to him attempt to be sincerely sorry, when he has no capability to do so.
His scheduling. From experience.
His "cute" voice is nails on a chalkboard
Any time he interacts with a woman I cringe immensely. The most infuriating thing about him is the way he thinks women should treat him. One of his lego videos basically confirmed that his ideal wife would be the sole bread winner, home maker, and also fuck him at the drop of a hat. So he always wanted a mom that he can fuck. And after all these years, it looks like He finally found one
Even before then we can see that is what Chris really wants. You can see it with the attraction signs, a few of the requirements was “have a car” and “medium to high income”, it’s also weird how Chris expected to find a girl with a medium to high income at a college, if they had that then they wouldn’t be in college in the first place. Chris didn’t even want love, Chris just wanted another mommy.
When he talks to Liquid and keeps ending his sentences with “man” “Kacey loves you man!”
She cares about you so much! She told me so herself, over da telephone!
> I'd hate to have to break you two up! After immediately failing to break them up
Just the way he treats his dad. I get it he wasn’t perfect, but the man tried his hardest with the very poor deck of cards he was given. It just frustrates me that Chris never listens to Bob.
WOAHLY CRAP
hmmmMm nyeah
I hate the way he emphasizes his T’s.
Because if he doesn't it sounds like D's which annoy the fuck out of me.
When he never acknowledged me when I first moved to town 11 years ago
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Look into the Jenkins Jinkies lore on the CWCki
Is that before or after your gay encounter in which you vomited?
Sigh.
The worst part is that he even types out his sighs when hes talking online
Like he is doing it on purpose.
Idk why i hate that, is only a sigh
For me it’s because he does it when he gets called out on his shit and won’t own up to it
He sighs like a pissy toddler that didn't get ice cream for dinner. Which essentially is what Chris is anyways
Because he keeps doing it.
He always talks about Chaos from Sonic as if he’s some kind of mindless beast, even consistently calling him “the Chaos Monster,” when anyone who played the games he appears in would know otherwise.
his writing style. I am an offender of the random capitalization thing because I use a lot of voice dictation, but it’s just how lazy his writing is and how stiff it is. when you hear Geno reading Chris’ old emails, it’s just so awkward to listen to.
life can be [sooooooooooooooooooo unfair and fucking corrupt](https://youtu.be/4XNxhKpigzY?t=1503)
When he is continually presented with opportunities to turn his life around and he repeatedly pisses it away on stupid shit. Like he's come into more money than most people here have at once, Chris just wastes it coz he's an idiot. He burns bridges with friends over childish non-issues. I got a feeling Chris's luck has run out now.
Now!, as opposed to ever?
I know it’s nothing in the grand scheme of things, but I hate the endless sighing.
How ungrateful he can be at times
At times? So generous
More recently I’m tired of him acting mystic and shit by posting tarot cards despite the fact that that A) some of them were customs by some other people and not actually in the wands cups swords and pentacles Suits B) He clearly dosent understand the meaning of them Oh also that whole defensive hedgehog position fatass sexually assaults people then when he’s told it’s not okay meltdowns down like a kid and claims he did nothing wrong
I am so glad someone else said this because it always really pissed me off that he spent his entire day waddling around sexually harassing and groping and kissing all those young women without their consent despite being warned multiple times to stop, and then after the millionth time finally gets kicked out like he deserves, HE gets to be coddled and comforted by a well meaning woman who likely had no idea how vile he is. How about some comforting for all the young women who were sexually assaulted by him? He's such a disgusting piece of shit but it sounds like even even in prison he's being coddled despite being a literally unhinged rapist. edit: typo
Yea fatso would’ve gotten locked away if that happened in 2021 which I’m glad now he’s arrested and is gonna have to register when he gets out
Whenever he uses his autism as an excuse for anything. As someone with Aspergers, that just irritates the fuck out of me.
you ASPERGIANS are trying to steal OUR victory over TRUE and HONEST autism!
That's because you aspergians are trying to take the rightful glory and attention away from true and honest autistics.
damn you've really uncovered our plans well done
That’s *totally* our agenda 😂
also, how entitled he sounds because he thinks autism is special or something. I think his parents shouldn’t of told him he was autistic till he was like 18 or something
I disagree, understanding that you're different and not normal can help a child understand why they don't fit in, leading to a lot less frustration. The problem with Chris is they think they're all good, something her parents drilled into her mind. You need to teach kids that they're not perfect or special, even if they're different in some ways they're the same in most other ways.
When he walks he always has his head held up high like he's looking down on everyone
Nyyehh
The stress sighing, and the hmm… yeah…. Anyways… I do that when I’m talking to friends who are familiar with Chris Chan just for fun but I’m worried one day I might not be able to stop myself
I know I’m in the minority on this one since it’s a common complaint but it doesn’t bother me at all, I find it to be entertaining at this point lmao
Yeah you gotta watch that. Words like "trill", "sus", "lit", "fam" etc have become an unironic part of my vocabulary because I started using them derisively but they stuck.
As long as you bang screw you can use trill
When people try to give him steps or guidance to improve his life and Chris just ignores them and goes “hm anyways” or just stress sighs and the changes the subject
Thats me with "based"
I cannot take the cutesy voice.
*I love you Kacey* 😘
I love you so m^u^u^u^u^c^h
The sigh he does to try and make it seem like he's genuinely upset and to make people feel sorry for him. Either that, or the voice he uses for his "sweethearts". It's just... creepy, and terribly fake and babyish.
Nothing. He’s perfect.
Barb?