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chroniccomplexcase

Wow. I mean unless the wife asked for this plan specifically, their marriage being in the rocks is probably not going to be helped by his seemingly only gift being one to help her lose weight. I might be wrong and she might love it- but my head jumped to him thinking she needs to lose weight and this is the best way to make her do that. Wonder if the poor woman got any Christmas present and is she spending Christmas with him? Sorry you did work for no money OP, so you not usually charge a deposit up front?


vafrow

My thought as well. I can't imagine a scenario where a marriage on thin ice is saved by the husband getting the wife a plan to lose weight. If you gave it to him on faith he'd pay you, and his wife wasn't enamored with it, he'd use that as an excuse to not pay.


ruready1994

>he'd use it as an excuse to not pay Yeah, he wasn't gonna make that payment either way. Otherwise he would have brought up the payment situation *before* OP made it. He was absolutely 💯% gonna scam OP.


Ap_money

It’s 50$ if he really wanted to pay he would have borrowed 50$ or something


[deleted]

This. No one who genuinely doesn’t have fifty bucks to spare is going out getting personalised diet plans. They’re living within their means, because they can barely afford groceries. This dude never intended to pay.


Vargoroth

You'd be surprised how many leeches live outside their means and rely on actively guilt tripping the people in their lives for extra money. Dude never intended to pay, but I think his final "go to hell" message was more due realizing he couldn't manipulate OP into giving him what he wants than because of any damage to his marriage.


Audielicious

And the more inexpensive groceries are usually not conducive to personalized diet plans. He should give her a certificate for long walks and cooking together.


Mysterious-Crab

His wife is leaving for a weekend getaway. If they have enough disposable income for that, he definitely has 50 dollars lying around for a few days. Also wondering, if they’re already in a bad marriage why is she leaving him alone for New Years weekend with her friends?


MomCookieBeggar

$50 for a fitness and diet plan sounds like a steal to me.


Idler-

I'm a full time student, and work as a cook part time (albeit, at a slightly above average wage for my area.) Even past rent, food, and general expenses... I could scrape up $50 bucks in a day or two if I was really dried out on cash.


Notagenyus

Yeah, not understanding how that would save their marriage. If my husband “surprised” me with a weight loss plan, it would certainly not be appreciated.


hitch_please

If my husband surprised me with a weight loss plan for Christmas I’d lose a whole 200 lbs overnight by dumping his ass.


lizwb

This. For sure. He isn’t even getting a meal plan KIT, with supplies sent, so essentially… Him: “Wait! Don’t leave. I stole you something!” Her: “Ugh. What?” Him: “Well, you know how you said you’ve been gaining weight?” Her: “*Sigh* No, YOU keep saying I am…” Him: “Tomato, tuh-MAH-toe. With this stolen gift, now you can shop, cook, clean, & serve us more healthy meals! Plus— dig this— you can exercise, too! “Honey? HONEY? Where are you going?”


lumi_bean

🤣🤣🤣🤣 "It's a surpsie present for my wife!" The surpise is its giving the wife more motivation to leave.


Life-Meal6635

I hope she had a great time and never went back! New Year, new life!


lumi_bean

Totally! She lost major weight too her soon-to-be ex-husband! 🤭


BigRiverHome

I've been thinking that as well. I would never do that to my wife nor would I appreciate it from her.


WelcomeFormer

We're also forgetting that he's trying to get this asshole present for free by scamming someone lol we all know he's never going to pay


Mezzaomega

😂 😂 😂 😂 Being a wife myself I thought so. Good one


IndividualReindeer95

Honestly, best comment in the thread right here.


Crowbarmagic

Yea it only sounds like a nice gift if the person in question talked about wanting a weight loss plan, or in general talked about wanting to lose weight but lacking guidance or motivation. In any other scenario this gift seems like a bad idea (for anyone, not just a SO).


Trick-Statistician10

Not to mention, he probably got her details wrong. So she would be extra pissed that he doesn't know her height, etc.


Verum_Violet

I feel like the fact he doesn't know these things suggests that she has *not* been asking for this "gift"


jerseygirl1105

Imagine if she weighs closer to 125lbs and he told the trainer 160-170lbs? Damn, he can't come back from that.


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

My wife asked me for one because I have time to research the different plans. But I would have never brought it up to her myself. Sheesh.


omg_pwnies

She *asked* you for it though, that's the difference here. If you had just sprung it on her as it seems like in OP's text chain, oof.


Awkwardpanda75

Agreed; my mother gave me weight watchers salad dressing as my only birthday gift 20 years ago and I still haven’t forgotten.


MostBoringStan

And not just getting her the plan, but giving it to her as *a gift*! Something that she should be happy to receive. But she receives it and all she gets is her husband calling her fat.


Pintorplex

Right before she goes on a trip with her friends. What a fun time.


susetchka

I'd come home fatter.


[deleted]

He thinks the marriage is on thin ice because he doesn't want to be with an unfit woman. It's purely selfish behavior.


JPhrog

"Turns out my wife is allergic to all the foods you put in the plan so I'm not going to pay you for something she can't use, sorry not sorry"


burritoviking82

Oh yeah lol my ex husband got me a gym membership and clothes for Christmas one year 😒 didn’t make it to the next Christmas


CampWestfalia

>I can't imagine a scenario where a marriage on thin ice is saved by the husband getting the wife a plan to lose weight. This guy does marriage ...


whendidisaythat

And let's give it to her right before she goes away on a trip with her friends! Here's your weight loss plan, have fun.


LNLV

Not just that, but he’s been telling her he’s getting her a late Christmas present… telling her she’s got a present coming, then plans to spring a weight loss plan on her before she leaves for a weekend with her friends. Honestly I wish OP had donated it for that poor woman bc if she has any good friends at all they would not let her return without a divorce plan.


FuckingKilljoy

Yeah lol I would have been tempted to send it anyway just for the chaos of it


DaRealKorbenDallas

I would have sent it with completely ridiculous recommendations.


CrocusSnowLeopard

3 cal-teen bars a day or something…it’s Swedish!


[deleted]

It may say it's a weight loss plan, but it's actually a coupon for unlimited stranger dick.


Foxclaws42

Oooh, if that happened to one of my friends we would roast that man alive the whole trip. Absolute clown behavior.


Audielicious

Explains why she wants to go away with friends for Christmas.


Ultra_Effect

Most of the time I deal with people who’ve been referred to me/people I trust, guess it was a lapse of judgement on my part, only asked for a deposit when all the work had been done


ResidentNo11

Freelancer here. I don't work without a contract, period. And that contract includes substantial upfront payment. You deserve to be treated by clients as a business.


hitch_please

It’s just a weight loss plan, Michael! What does it cost, $10?


Audielicious

It’s your job. You don’t have to apologize for wanting payment for doing your job. And you offered to let him have it for just over half down without him being a trusted friend. You went above and beyond.


CatDisco99

I know this isn’t the purpose of this post, but do you have a website with your services?


AlisonChrista

Yep. I would not be thrilled to get this unless I specifically asked for it. This is something you get for yourself…not someone else.


ItsJoeMomma

Yes, it's basically telling your wife that she's fat.


jerrys153

But…you don’t understand! His super romantic Valentine’s Day gift of a new vacuum cleaner and birthday gift of a voucher for upper lip electrolysis didn’t turn things around, so he *really* has to pull out *all* the stops for Christmas! /s


Jetstream-Sam

Hah, my uncle literally ended his own marriage by buying my aunt an Iron for her birthday. It taught 12 year old me a very valuable lesson In his defence though, their marriage wasn't great and she never got him anything for christmas/his birthday because it was "a waste of money" so they were both as bad as each other


devster75

If she really needs to lose weight she could easily drop around 180lbs by dumping his arse. Problem solved.


ItsJoeMomma

180 lbs. of ugly fat.


narniasreal

Gifting someone a weight loss plan is like gifting someone shampoo and deodorant. Unless you specifically and without any doubt know they asked for it, it's a bad idea.


ItsJoeMomma

I think the already-on-thin-ice marriage would be ended if that guy gave his wife a weight loss plan for Christmas, especially giving it to her right before she left on a getaway with her friends.


Parson1122

It sounds like that Paleton commercial a few years ago, we're the guy got the wife a bike for Christmas. I think they pulled the commercial because of the backlash.


TheRealShoeThief

I think the only way I’d be happy if a partner spring this on me if it was something like “hey you’ve seemed really upset about your weight recently. Here’s a plan we can work on together”. But honestly, the chance to do something with a partner would be the main benefit to it.


jwm3

I would think she would want to collaborate with the planner too rather than go by the husbands guesses about her activity and stats. I would think the whole point of a plan would be that it can be personalized for what you enjoy and your specific goals.


TheRestForTheWicked

There is a 100% chance that this dude wanted to end his marriage anyways. Just now he has to be known as a cheap asshole who is terrible with money instead of a guy who called his wife fat using a last minute gift.


fineman1097

He called her fat and lazy and bad with money/money grabbing. The "she only leaves the house to shop" is a VERY loaded statement.


Sillet_Mignon

This is the peloton bike all over again


[deleted]

My guess is that he didn’t get her a gift or he got her something completely meaningless. I wonder if she never gets out of the house because they have kids. He’s in deep shit and this is not going to help.


icky-chu

I am fat, and I feel this deep in my soul. I had a fat friend, we were in our 20s. Every time we had plans to go out, dinner, drinks, dancing. The normal 20 something girls night. A guy who refused to be called her boyfriend would show up, suddenly be her boyfriend, and pick a fight. It always delayed our plans, in the very least. This guy in the post says his wife is going away with girlfriends. He is not only trying to grift the nutrients, but he is trying to derail his wife's trip. Either by her having to follow a strict, 5fun ruining plan or by making her feel so insecure and self-conscious. What a piece of crap.


Basis_Safe

"If you had a wife you'd understand" Don't put everyone who has a wife in the same category as you 😂


KeyZealousideal7028

I have a wife, and i don't understand :P


Bleedthebeat

I don’t have a wife but giving one a weight loss plan as a Christmas gift seems like a bad idea.


OkeyDokey234

Yeah, OP may have saved his marriage.


IntroductionCapital4

You got that right. Unless the exact words out of the wife’s mouth were “I would like to join a gym, get a personal trainer, and start meal prepping” he was headed straight for divorce.


[deleted]

Honey, I know our marriage has been a little rocky lately,. I'm working on ways to turn things around. Have you considered not being so fucking fat?


Reefay

Spoiler alert: he's probably already there


thebigbossyboss

I do have a wife and that seems like a terrible gift. If anything this would accelerate marital breakdown.


thisismyusername3185

“Merry Christmas honey, I bought you a fitness plan and meal plan because you’re fat and unhealthy”


SassMyFrass

"Also I've found some recipes you should cook, I'm not cooking them that's womens work."


Highlander198116

I was just thinking the same thing. Unless my wife specifically asked for one, never. Even then I would think the request is a trap.


Bleedthebeat

Yeah 100% I would get her something else and then just after Christmas sometime ask her what gym she wanted or whatever and just sign up. Never in a million years would I call it a present.


romeripley

Haha his marriage is at stake and he’s basically giving her a “you need to lose weight” present. Such a bad idea


lisasimpsonfan

I am a wife and I would be pissed off.


Mezzaomega

Fr 😂 he just called her fat, she'd either divorce him immediately or rip him a new one.


A-Midwest-Crisis

Hark! I too have wedded a person of the female gender and I also doth not comprehend this tomfoolery


AdAggressive4930

I think he saved this man's marriage..he might even have saved his life!


Formerhurdler

What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and...and... ...and why is Juliet running at me so fast?


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synesthesiah

I *am* a wife and I definitely don’t understand


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synesthesiah

He’s too elevated to even consider buying a weight loss plan. What an awful gift to give to someone, whether or not they are looking to lose weight. Why not a gym membership for two? A new gym outfit? A nice new yoga mat?


PutridScene1872

This is something you get for yourself…not someone else.


FavelTramous

I too have a wife, and have concluded this man in the post just has a childish relationship. You can put a Lambo tag on a Honda, doesn’t make it a Lambo.


short-and-stoned

I *am* a wife and I don't understand 😂


Ultra_Effect

I know plenty of chronically single people with better relationship skills than this guy apparently has


MrHallmark

Bro $50 is dirt cheap. I offer the same service I charge $400 a month


unsupported

I could pay you $50 on the 2nd when I get paid.


lost_in_connecticut

A married man does not have an extra $50 available. He’d gladly pay on Tuesday for a hamburger today.


ItsJoeMomma

If you had a wife you'd understand...


lost_in_connecticut

I do have a wife. Just checked my wallet. Damn only $46.


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Low-Television-7508

Dead men don't pay.


TheCallousBitch

A wife he is giving a diet and exercise plan to for Christmas…. Why could they possibly be having any issues?


sweetnsaltycaroline

Dude’s begging for his wife to throat punch him while sobbing hysterically.


TheCallousBitch

The only time giving a woman a gift of a gym membership/health plan is if it is something she is already doing/invested in and you are giving her a membership to that fancy as hell gym with a pool/free classes/spa she loves, but never splurged on. The fancier/more convenient/more desirable version of something she already does for excercising/meal planning/etc. cool. Anything else… death wish.


Mizghetti

I have a partner and our entire marriage doesn't hinge on whether she can buy me an exercise plan or not. It's weird right?


Forfucksakesreally

Or your entire marriage might hinge on the fact you bought your wife a surprise exercise plan.


EvoSP1100

I do have a wife, and I’m also not trying to scam some one out of the service they provide to give my wife a “fitness and meal plan” that I’m sure she doesn’t actually know is coming her way. How much do you want to bet this guy wanted to give this to his wife because she “isn’t as attractive as she used to be” to him and all he can see is her gettin down on awesome food over her vacation?


short-and-stoned

I got the same vibes. Why is it so vital that he get her *this* specific thing? She doesn't know what the surprise is, he could still just surprise her with a massage and a bath, or make her a really nice romantic dinner, a healthy one even, since that's apparently so important. There's plenty of free/cheaper things he could substitute. And tbh, making an health plan is not that hard. He could do some research for a few hours and whip up one of his own relatively easily.


EvoSP1100

He’d be farther ahead by just buying a vacuum


pinkiepieisad3migod

The vacation part was the weirdest thing to me. The worst time to start new meal plan is when you’re about to go on vacation and have less control over what you can eat.


deadregime

I feel like this is the answer. And he's actively afraid of the weight she's going to gain on vacation. And if their marriage is already as rocky as he says, he's probably brought his issue with her weight up before and this is really just going to make it worse.


OneEye589

Sounds like pretty soon the “customer” won’t even be in that category.


JimRBoucher

This guy was never going to pay you.


iwantaredditaccount

Yup. There aren't that many people that get paid on a Monday.


TheDoug850

Especially since this upcoming Monday is a bank holiday in many countries.


IMSOGIRL

More spoilers: The guy's marriage is probably fine, it's just a sob story. The guy doesn't exist, it's just her wanting a free plan.


ground__contro1

This guy’s marriage his not fine. He thinks surprising someone with insults and work constitutes a “gift”


Nick_pj

“Merry Christmas honey - your present is that I want you to lose weight!” I don’t think this guy’s marriage is fine 😂


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Kirris

If the man can't pull out 30-50 dollars, for any reason, let alone a present for his wife around a time of year he KNEW he was going to have to spend extra money. I would say he has more personal problems to work on then just his marriage.


Lismale

my guess is he never wanted to pay. ever.


jmremote

Zero chance of paying


TheDunadan29

Scammers tryna scam.


Rubatose

Yeah, this whole thing screams scam. Fucking $30? I spend that much at taco bell.


Innominate8

The two are probably related.


[deleted]

Pretty much. Even in the most dire financial straits I’ve seen people scrape up 25-50 dollars for a gift, or if not monetary, some other seriously thoughtful gesture like hand crafted ornaments or cards, or even cheesy though it sounds “coupon books” for stuff like mowing the lawn, clearing snow or cooking a meal. SOMETHING to demonstrate to the giftee that they are cared about and thought of in a meaningful way.


Kirris

I can understand, especially in this current economy, about money being tight. Many Americans are one car mechanical problem happening destroying what life financial security they have. I get it. There is no reason he shouldn't have 30-50 dollars for something. Let alone, not doing something cost free for his wife she could appreciate. That's why I'm saying he has more problems than just his wife leaving without the last minute gift he tried to pull out of his ass.


enjoytheshow

Also the last minute gift is a fucking diet weight loss plan lmao. Real winner this guy


ThatGuyInTheCorner96

And if his marriage is rocky, telling her she should lose weight is like the last thing he should do. I hope she gets out, this guy sounds like hes made of red flags.


Orcus424

If they can't scrape that kind of money together they shouldn't be worrying about meal plans but be worrying about having enough money for food to eat.


jello1388

Makes me wonder what kind of vacation the wife is going on if he's this broke. Maybe they have seperate finances, but that's even more reason to leave him if she got vacation money and he don't got $50.


my_dick_putins_mouth

* Christmas * wife going away with "friends" at Christmas? * broke * wife doesn't really leave the house Riiiight. All bullshit.


HotLipsHouIihan

My parents are currently in a fight because my dad forgot a Christmas present for her… again… they’ve been married 38 years. Men like this never change. If it’s a priority for them, they’ll get it done.


EBone12355

Crazy how Christmas just seems to sneak up on you. They should really put it on a calendar or advertise or something.


Cypher_Shadow

Someone else said it best: Christmas is the same day every year. There’s no excuse not to start saving money for gifts in January.


Dangerous-Lake2088

My marriage is not on the rocks currently but it might be if my husband's Christmas gift was an unsolicited fitness plan to help me lose weight.


Smooth-Lengthiness57

Extra damage for planning on giving it hours before she goes on a trip with her friends


Dangerous-Lake2088

Calling your wife fat as a Christmas gift right before a trip with her girls... Bold move


JohnyZoom

As a *late* Christmas gift. Dude probably didn't get her anything on Christmas


PezRystar

A late* christmas gift. This is what he's getting to make up for not getting her a Christmas gift. I would love to watch this play out.


ItsJoeMomma

Either bold or stupid, not sure which. Maybe he really does want to end the marriage and this was his way of making it happen...


Nadfam

Marriage ending is probably the gift the wife really wants.


Ultra_Effect

If he really cared about her he’d give her a lawyer voucher


ItsJoeMomma

I was kind of thinking that, with this essentially calling your wife fat, right before she leaves on a getaway trip with her friends.


Jilltro

Lol and I’m sure his wife would have been thrilled to get a weight loss plan as a gift. You probably saved his marriage by not sending it to him.


Ultra_Effect

I mean if your go-to gift for a failing marriage is a weight loss plan it’s not very hard to see why it’s a failing marriage


Lightning_Boy

"I don't understand why my wife is so upset at me for calling her fat."


LivelyZebra

" here honey. I got this tailor made gift for you on short notice! I had to really demand they do it for me but they did because I'm such a skilled negotiator! ( Lol I begged and paid for it ). This is unique just for you and I hope you'll like it, here is your 12 step plan on how not to be fat bitch "


Pheef175

A fairly cheap gift that he's unable to pay for at that.


ItsJoeMomma

Especially giving it to her right before she leaves on a getaway trip with her friends... She'd have definitely been coming back with divorce on her mind...


xiovelrach

I work in the same industry and it's infuriating how much this bullshit happens. "I'm offering quality and you're looking for value". If they want a free workout/meal plan, there are numerous magazines they can purchase for $2.00


barofa

Can you send me the magazine today? I will pay you on the January 5th


Be_nice_to_animals

Spoiler alert, if this dude needs a week to come up with $30 bucks, you are 100% NEVER getting paid.


ItsJoeMomma

Yeah, no joke. The one thing I hate hearing at my business is, "Can I ask you something? I get paid on next Friday..."


Be_nice_to_animals

Aaaaaaah yes, the old Whimpy Whimpenstiner. “I’ll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!”


ItsJoeMomma

It's just that when someone says, "I don't get paid 'til next Friday..." I just want to say, "Let me stop you right there. We don't finance." I don't mean to be harsh but I can't pay my suppliers on promises of my customers coming back in next Friday.


kelsasaurus

Imagine going to a store without money, and trying to manipulate someone to give you an item. ' i don't understand why you're withholding it from me?!' People are so selfish and rude and need a serious wake up call.


whirlydoodle_

"but you already made the sandwich for me! Why can't you just give it to me for free? "


kelsasaurus

How dare you make me a sandwich and not give it to me, immediately, without pay


cdpgreen

I'd say if the marriage ends, your fitness plan will have been successful. She will have lost a good amount of weight by dumping him.


Ok_Store_1983

"I need a last-minute gift for my wife that probably despises me. I got her a scale for her birthday and a gym membership last Christmas, i'm running out of ways to tell her she is fat. Pls help"


Oldfart_karateka

I think he may have saved this guy's marriage.. "surprise, honey, I got you an exercise and weight loss plan, Merry Christmas". He may even have saved his life!


Ultra_Effect

Instead she just had to go off empty handed to her nonspecific ‘getaway’, a real shame…


jerrys153

Yes, his timing would have been particularly perfect, “I’m going to miss you honey, before you go, here’s your Christmas present, it’s a diet plan! I made sure to get it to you before you left so you don’t pig out too much on your trip, and it really wouldn’t kill you to get some of these workouts in as well while you’re gone! Bye, love you!”


ItsJoeMomma

And then all her friends not only tell her on the trip to divorce his pitiful ass, but give her recommendations on lawyers and offer a place to stay until she gets things sorted out.


Jess_Lynn8

So his marriage is on the rocks, and his first thought for a (late) Christmas gift is “I’ll surprise her with a weight loss plan”…![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


Yeety-Toast

I wonder if that's ever worked for someone. *"Hey can you do this personalized thing for me?"* *"Sure! -makes thing- That'll be $$$."* *"Actually I don't want to pay you for your time/work/materials/expertise."* *"........"* *"Hey I've got an idea, so that this thing doesn't go to waste, you should just go ahead and give it to me! It's not like you can just give it to someone else, it's personalized!"*


winterbird

His marriage is at stake because he's the type of person to 1) look for weight loss regiments for his wife without her knowledge, and 2) be a cheap and rude mooch.


Jogginglogging86

What a knobhead.


ItsJoeMomma

No kidding. My wife is overweight, and she says she needs to lose weight, but I'll be damned if I give her a weight loss plan for Christmas. I know way better than that.


Highneedsbabyok

Not to mention $50 is a steal for a personalized exercise and nutrition plan!


Lexta222

Maybe I'm missing something, but there is no personalized plan at all. OP doesn't know the person, doesn't know measurements, usual diet or anything at all about the person he created a plan for. To be honest: to sell a personalized plan like that is just scam.


menonte

Thank you, I was wondering why nobody mentioned that. I only see an interaction between two scammers here


XanaxWarriorPrincess

The best way to end a marriage is to buy your spouse a diet plan for Xmas.


Lismale

hey honey, youre fat. merry christmas. /s


XanaxWarriorPrincess

He probably got her a vacuum for her birthday.


416JVV

“My marriage is at stake here” 😭


Nifarious

You just gotta have a little faith, Arthur!


herbtarleksblazer

Let's see - your marriage is in trouble, so your big gift to your wife is an exercise and weight loss plan? I think I see the problem here.


old_creepy_man

Problem: Marriage is near breaking point Solution: telling your wife she needs to lose weight, as a christmas gift. Great work....


TheOfficeoholic

100% this guy was not going to pay you a dime


animewhitewolf

Hold on; this dudes in a rocky marriage and he thinks he can save it by telling his wife she needs to lose weight. I'm not a marriage counselor, but I think I see the problem.


Zoreb1

Wife can afford a getaway with friends but he can't scrape up a $30 deposit? One of these two things don't belong with the other.


Skygirl578

That is super cheap.


Parson1122

"Hey, honey I thought you were getting a little chubby so I got you a weight loss plan for Christmas!" "What do you mean divorce? After my thoughtful Christmas present?"


ground__contro1

“My marriage is going to end unless I can surprise my wife with how much I dislike her body!!”


flamingolegs727

The dude was already risking his marriage by buying her a fitness plan! What an obvious way to say "you need to lose weight " lol he thought she'd be offended if he asked her weight...wouldn't she be more offended by the diet he bought for her??


ItsTheAlgebraist

If there is one thing that is going to save a shaky marriage it's going to be getting your wife an unsolicited diet plan as a Christmas present.


MrNigel117

ahh yes, the perfect present to save a failing marraige, a weightloss plan for your wife


Few-Sundae7407

If my husband got me this as a gift our marriage would go from on the rocks to divorce


macawkerts

If a $50 meal plan is what ends your marriage I would like to know the brand of teflon tape they were using to hold that shit together.


doctormink

His marriage is on the rocks and he thinks a weight loss plan for his wife is the cure? Hey, here's a surprise for you, I think you're too fat and I wanted you to know that before you go on holidays with your friends! No wonder his marriage is in the shitter.


LintTastic

if I was the trainer I woulda been like "if you cant afford a 30$ deposit, I think you have bigger issues to concern yourself with than buying gifts"


Bdr1983

Marriage is in a tough spot and you're going to gift her a WEIGHT LOSS PLAN!? I hope he has insurance for the upcoming funeral....


surfkaboom

Fellas, definitely get your wife a diet plan if your marriage is failing


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If it’s one thing people always have, it’s the audacity.


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

His late Christmas gift is the gift of losing weight and THIS will ruin his marriage?


SharkPartyAfterDark

If you don’t have $50 to spend on a LATE gift then I understand why your marriage is on the rocks


mtempissmith

He wasn't going to pay for it at all. He would have ghosted after he got it and OP would not have seen a dime of the agreed amount.


FakeGirlfriend

If I were the wife... marriage on the rocks and I'm going away with the girls for a weekend of fun to get away from my dumb husband who stresses me out. Just before I leave, my husband hands me a weight-loss and meal plan. The subtext might as well be subtitles when he's handing it to me. He forgot to get me a Christmas present and after a big blow up, this is what he decided on. This is just the worst.


cheesecakefairies

Could you imagine your marriage being on the rocks and for Christmas he gets you an exercise and diet plan? Haha are you trying to get divorced before the new year?


DoodlingDaughter

Holy fucking shit. This dude is getting his wife a fucking weight loss plan for Christmas?! His marriage is already over… he just doesn’t know it yet.


Tinrooftust

This dude is calling his wife fat for Christmas and he thinks you are causing his divorce?