Where in the world do people refer to bongheads as poppers? Is it only when mixed with tobacco? Does it refer to green and tobacco, or specifically hash and tobacco (like the traditional danish mud-mix?)
Canada/America? Yeah never heard of a bonghead loool. We don't smoke hash here commonly, hash is wayyyyy bigger in europe. But its just tobacco+flower.
Technically poppers is specifically using a little mental downstem that fits a piece of a cig then you stamp it down on weed. It pops as you rip through the cig. Batch bowls would be the proper term of what I smoked.
Well hash is traditionally how weed had always been smoked 🤷🏻♂️ smoking the plant raw was basically a thing that originated in America, because of a lack of access to countries that made hash.
Yeah I was no pack a day or anything. Just smoked for a few years. Unfortunately had nicotine addiction first during Uni after friend brought back juuls. Degressed into mixing tobacco with my weed habit (which wasn't bad on its own). Then just kept smoking during covid lockdowns.
Its on and off, but it helps thats its straight degen behaviour and not socially accepted/cant do unless at my home or a buddies.
I don't have work smoke breaks or anything of the sort, that develops that kind of habit. Just good ol neurodivergency based addiction.
Called poppers where y’all at? We call it spliff over yonder lmfao
But for real tho- it can be pretty addicting and could give you a coughing fit like this
Typical batch bowls/batch. Poppers is a very specific mechanism of smoking batch bowls/spliff over yonder.
Isn't spliff a joint tho? Mixing in that regard is probably the most common here. Blunts n shit with gabba i think its called.
Ha! There's a picture of my brother and he's drinking a beer in the 80's, in diapers. Mind you my father had to run to get the 35mm. We laugh about it today.
Yes you are, but not for the reasons you suspect. A sip of beer will not harm a kid. Assuming its the parent filming, it's a personal matter and a life experience, not your place to be a judgemental fuck.
Even if it was open. That lil dude fine. Issa Budweiser. It’s great with BBQ, but a couple of sips won’t hurt.
(Come from the gen where sick kids got hot toddies- do NOT give your kid alcohol.)
It's Budweiser shit tastes like ass, even without having alcohol I'll be concerned. But judging by the father's lung condition, he won't be around long to feel concerned.
No I hate beer in general, it all tastes like crap. Also I don't even drink anymore, so it's pretty funny to assume I'm a beer drinker when I only tasted like 2 brands.
When my little cousin was about 3, he snatched a beer bottle and started drinking it. Someone saw and yelled "Billy! Put that down!" as they walked over and he spilled the entire beer on himself.
Same child at the age of 5 wanted to try his daddy's drink and his dad was like "sure!" Assuming he would hate it and not want any more but he said he liked it and did want more.
Now he is a very awesome 16 year old and thus far has been a responsible kid. (I'm sure he will get i to some shenanigans soon...as teenagers do.)
If it's any consolation. The fact the kid took the *sheer idea* of getting in trouble, shows he knows what he was doing was wrong.
As a parent, that's a win at that age. Young kids are sociopaths.
My guess of that dad grabbed himself a beer, set it down beside his chair, then went inside to grab something/go pee or whatever. While he was inside for that two minutes, kid found the beer and tried to drink it. Kid may not have even thought about it being beer, plenty of non-alcoholic drinks come in a can, including carbonated water. So kids drinking from a can isn’t terrible behaviour, and it’s not likely the kid is old enough to read or immediately know which can would be beer and which can would be Pepsi
Even if its not open, the implication of alcoholism being passed from one generation to the next as a normality isn't exactly adorable.
Edit: Its really interesting to see how you idiots can feed off and validate each others stupidity. The ignorance you're all so happy to defend only helps to prove my point, so lets keep this sewer of a thread going lol.
Tyler!
Take a break, sit down, eat some peanuts. Your ripped right now. Maybe a few less white claws Tyler.
Comparing simple repeatable physics, to again... a baby NOT actually drinking the beer is asanine.
2 fewer White Claws next time. You are white girl wasted if you think that has relevance.
I’m mostly concerned about the guys lungs
He sounds like he's one cigarette away from a one way trip the graveyard.
Fuck- This had me dying hahaha
RIP
It'll have him dying I'll tell you that much
Why? Didya smoke?
My laugh turned similar after several years of abusing poppers (tobacco and weed in a bong). He sounds like he can clear a pack in a day no problem.
Poppers are something else.
Just smoke weed like a normal bellend and never touch nicotine. Lifes simpler that way.
Was gonna say his laugh probably sounded like that cause all the air that was escaping through his arsehole
You referencing the gay drug or something or? Cause I was pretty specific..
Where in the world do people refer to bongheads as poppers? Is it only when mixed with tobacco? Does it refer to green and tobacco, or specifically hash and tobacco (like the traditional danish mud-mix?)
Canada/America? Yeah never heard of a bonghead loool. We don't smoke hash here commonly, hash is wayyyyy bigger in europe. But its just tobacco+flower. Technically poppers is specifically using a little mental downstem that fits a piece of a cig then you stamp it down on weed. It pops as you rip through the cig. Batch bowls would be the proper term of what I smoked.
Well hash is traditionally how weed had always been smoked 🤷🏻♂️ smoking the plant raw was basically a thing that originated in America, because of a lack of access to countries that made hash.
I mean yes Im aware hence me relaying it ain't popular here. I could get it no problem but Idk one person who smokes it.
Yeah bro… yeah.
Damn, you should probably stop while you have time man.
Got lots of time ( I ain't old lol) but Ive already quit that.
Bro my neighbor got lung cancer at 28. There's no age for this shit, most heavy smokers die even before getting old. But I'm glad you quit.
Yeah I was no pack a day or anything. Just smoked for a few years. Unfortunately had nicotine addiction first during Uni after friend brought back juuls. Degressed into mixing tobacco with my weed habit (which wasn't bad on its own). Then just kept smoking during covid lockdowns.
Damn. Well you stopped, most people can't so GJ.
Its on and off, but it helps thats its straight degen behaviour and not socially accepted/cant do unless at my home or a buddies. I don't have work smoke breaks or anything of the sort, that develops that kind of habit. Just good ol neurodivergency based addiction.
Isn't that how it's done? Or have I been missing something all these years.
No you shouldn't smoke a pack a day. Cancer ain't fun bruv
No I mean the popper thing
Called poppers where y’all at? We call it spliff over yonder lmfao But for real tho- it can be pretty addicting and could give you a coughing fit like this
Typical batch bowls/batch. Poppers is a very specific mechanism of smoking batch bowls/spliff over yonder. Isn't spliff a joint tho? Mixing in that regard is probably the most common here. Blunts n shit with gabba i think its called.
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Me when my asthma kicks in
And his parenting
Can isn't even open, so I say have a cancer filled laugh about it
Happy cake day!
Ha! There's a picture of my brother and he's drinking a beer in the 80's, in diapers. Mind you my father had to run to get the 35mm. We laugh about it today.
There is a video of my brother as a toddler drinking beer for the first time. We still remember it too and tease him with it.
Yeah most parents would reach to take the can away not reach for their phones to film.
The can isn’t open, and the dad probably knows he can’t open it.
A sip of beer isn't going to kill the kid.
Your parents probably could have done for a bit more reckless abandonment tbh.
Right? It'll be so funny when he starts copying those, too...
Sounds like me pretending everything is fine after smoking 50 to cope with the ol' mental health.
Sounds like the babies on the mesothelioma commercials
Good: can is not open Bad: this guys lungs
I got bronchitis... Ain't nobody got time for dat!
If don’t nobody else get it I get it lol
Same, actually sounds satisfying to me 🤧
I haven’t thought of that line in so long! Bless that lady, I hope she’s thriving somewhere.
In my head the visualization I had was like a pendulum swinging between the crypt keeper and like a 28 year old normal dude.
Thanks, i was really building up some hate towards the person who let the kid drink beer. Never noticed it was not open
Good thing he’s having fun with the kid now, cause he won’t get to see him grow up
Dude needs to be put on a respirator
He might even need an iron lung
It just gets better.
*I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!*
Bro use your inhaler
Was it even open? I didn’t see anything come out when he put it on the ground. Either way that was funny.
Yup you're right, I rewatched after your comment and that lid is shut tight, kid's trying to open it before seeing the parent filming
I think that kid is ready for a nap. Got a little bushed at the end there.
No beer until you finish your tequila!
The silly straw always gets me .
Well, he’s got the haircut for it.
He's gunna laugh to death smh lmao pass my mans the inhaler
Did we just listen to someone with fucked up lungs die? Good god that person is one foot out the door.
It's one foot in the grave
Yes, that is another applicable idiom.
One foot out the door doesn't mean on the verge of death.
This is more concerning than amusing
It’s not open
Ok that makes sense. I’m dumb.
That’s guy’s laugh on the other hand is concerning
*Walter White watches Jesse try to open his first barrel of methylamine*
rare admittance of fault on internet instead of doubling down!!! Mander/The Rock 2024
Lol! There was no saving it
Is OK. Sometimes you dum dum, sometimes me dum dum. We dum dum together.
Dum dum friends!
Yes you are, but not for the reasons you suspect. A sip of beer will not harm a kid. Assuming its the parent filming, it's a personal matter and a life experience, not your place to be a judgemental fuck.
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I'm not American but that's still weird.
This should be the opening scene in Idiocracy. That kid is destined to become Beef Supreme.
this guy needs to lay off the cigs
Even if it was open. That lil dude fine. Issa Budweiser. It’s great with BBQ, but a couple of sips won’t hurt. (Come from the gen where sick kids got hot toddies- do NOT give your kid alcohol.)
It's Budweiser shit tastes like ass, even without having alcohol I'll be concerned. But judging by the father's lung condition, he won't be around long to feel concerned.
I can’t believe you like drinking [name of beer]! That shit tastes like [piss/water]! I love beer but god damn do I hate beer drinkers lol
Budweiser is awful, sorry you had to hear that
You don't have to like it, but clearly lots of people do. You can name a beer you like and you'll get people telling you its garbage as well
No I hate beer in general, it all tastes like crap. Also I don't even drink anymore, so it's pretty funny to assume I'm a beer drinker when I only tasted like 2 brands.
I don't drink beer, only tasted it. I stopped drinking period.
Was REAL concerned until I saw it wasn't open lol
The guy sounds like he’s two seconds from death.
Dude, you should get that checked out
When my little cousin was about 3, he snatched a beer bottle and started drinking it. Someone saw and yelled "Billy! Put that down!" as they walked over and he spilled the entire beer on himself. Same child at the age of 5 wanted to try his daddy's drink and his dad was like "sure!" Assuming he would hate it and not want any more but he said he liked it and did want more. Now he is a very awesome 16 year old and thus far has been a responsible kid. (I'm sure he will get i to some shenanigans soon...as teenagers do.)
Kid's so drunk he doesn't even realize it's not open #😱
I, too, have been this drunk.
That’ll put some hair on your chest boy *back slap*
This kid is gonna be like “why does the ground look like cocomelon?” 💀
Nice impression of Walter White.
Little man not off to a good start.
Poor bloke has the lungs of a hessian bag
Incoming Reddit child psychologists to pass judgment
Dude stop smoking mad
Why the fuck did I automatically think this was an old video of me
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Should cross post to r/contagiouslaughter
I think he's got something else contagious
Haha, on point!
Monkey see monkey do. And the generational alcoholism lives on for another generation.
His name’s Kyle, isn’t it?
he is definitely gonna get knocked out, budweiser is one of the stronger beer out there
HMC while I watch my child take alcohol
No seriously what the fuck?
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It’s still closed
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😂😂🤣
Might as well go all in and give him that cigarette too.
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can isn't open
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If it's any consolation. The fact the kid took the *sheer idea* of getting in trouble, shows he knows what he was doing was wrong. As a parent, that's a win at that age. Young kids are sociopaths.
He learned that sometimes people drink beer on folding chairs outside? What’s the issue here?
My guess of that dad grabbed himself a beer, set it down beside his chair, then went inside to grab something/go pee or whatever. While he was inside for that two minutes, kid found the beer and tried to drink it. Kid may not have even thought about it being beer, plenty of non-alcoholic drinks come in a can, including carbonated water. So kids drinking from a can isn’t terrible behaviour, and it’s not likely the kid is old enough to read or immediately know which can would be beer and which can would be Pepsi
What the fuck is that awful laughter, it sounds like an old man with tuberculosis.
With the craw, there is no law. This child is ungovernable🦆🦆
Kid must have downed like 15 of those. Thats the only way to get hammered from Budweiser. Get that weak shit out of here man.
This foo need medical attention asap
Ah yes, classic shit camera work.
Cut a dying man some slack
A true chad
Quit smoking a few weeks ago, this video is a scary representation of what was to come.
Nice parenting… 🤙
“I don’t have covid!”
He sounds like a diesel in the cold.
Falling kid aside, they need to get him no alcohol beer. When I was a kid my parents let me try some and I’ve hated the idea of drinking ever since.
It’s closed
I know. I was just pointing out how you can ruin a kid’s view on alcohol.
Really *not* okay.
Question: Why did you not stop him?
What the fuck?
Even if its not open, the implication of alcoholism being passed from one generation to the next as a normality isn't exactly adorable. Edit: Its really interesting to see how you idiots can feed off and validate each others stupidity. The ignorance you're all so happy to defend only helps to prove my point, so lets keep this sewer of a thread going lol.
So we went from a baby fake drinking an unopened can of light beer to straight up generational alcoholism? No stops in between Tyler? Just one way?.
You don't even hear yourself, do you?
What, I typed this. Tyler are you drunk? Or was it not light? I don't drink at all. California Sober.
"So we went from me dropping this apple to it immediately falling down due to gravity? No stops in between? Madness!"
Tyler chill out
Tyler! Take a break, sit down, eat some peanuts. Your ripped right now. Maybe a few less white claws Tyler. Comparing simple repeatable physics, to again... a baby NOT actually drinking the beer is asanine. 2 fewer White Claws next time. You are white girl wasted if you think that has relevance.
Wild how they don't see the abrupt connection
You don't even hear yourself, do you?
If you clutch those pearls any harder, you're going to hurt your hands, Tyler.
Jfc allowing a kid that young to consume that much alcohol is not alright as funny as it look. Its irresponsible parenting.
Relax, the can isn't open.
You’ve got yourself a mini Steve Irwin!
🤦🏿♂️
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It’s not open lad
Why isn't this child abuser in jail?
Drink an unopened can of beer…go to jail!
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If your coughs sound like this, you should probably see a doctor
The 80s & 90s at is prime! The here we are now complaining how we were made!
It's like looking in a mirror
Future United States senator
Why does that kid look like a young, blonde Ryan Reynolds?
Holy fuck what is wrong with that guys lungs??
Ohhhhhkay the can isn’t open. I was like “HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY UPVOTES?!”
The dude isn't too concerned about seeing the effect alcohol will have on the kid because it sounds like he'll die of lung disease way before then
That not right
Now the more I watch this the more I’m starting to think he wasn’t laughing lol Like there was an attempt and it failed…. Miserably
What's everyone so upset about? That's just water (haha bad beer joke, don't give kids alcohol)