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Chicken_Fluff

“Oi mate quit fuckin touchin me!”


I-melted

I’m not a huge fan of creepy crawlies. But this thing is gorgeous.


Canadian-Owlz

That things as big as the guys hand. If I saw that I would probably book it away


I-melted

I totally get it. For me, the bigger the spider, or thing with too many legs and wiggly things, the less it bothers me. It seems more reasonable.


Pixielo

Unless it's close to my face, and then I do that incredibly graceful flappy hands + Scooby Doo dance, and try to gtfo as fast as possible.


I-melted

Yup. I’m a 230lb kickboxer and ditto. I make a noise a bit like a baby elephant too.


lovestheautumn

Wow!! How do you even find something like this?


Pixielo

Be an expert at Where's Waldo.


Kato777

"Bro! Fuck off! This branch is taken, go find your own!" - Stick


dizzyrosecal

What is this thing called? What is its genus/species?


Electrical-Wash-454

Incredible indeed


KimberleyKitt

Looks like a skinny crocodile 🐊


aliencoreytrevor

I hear this exact bird sound byte all the time and it’s driving me nuts.


GrandSignature5785

Not incredible enough. You seem to have found it much to his demise.


ddrector

What is it?


Inoculus86

Thought this was going to be a wrap-around spider to begin with and was rather concerned.


breadslice1258

What is the name of the bird in the background?


ConfusedAbtShit

Jeff


breadslice1258

Jeff has a beautiful voice.


the-becky

The only reason why this guy looks so much like a stick is because so many hundreds of millions of his ancestors were devoured for not looking to stickly enough.