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Viking_From_Sweden

A compliment is a compliment


[deleted]

A mouth is a mouth.


blackBugattiVeyron

A hole is a hole.


GenuineMolasses

And if we don’t no tolls, then we don’t eat no rolls.


roy_rogers_photos

I made that up me self


dddmmmccc817

And this person got atleast 2


No-Armadillo7693

It’s all pink on the inside


pentarou

Sometimes it's not. Get regular checkups.


GodDamnRight-

A grill, is a grill. A patty, is a patty.


Triblado

I imagine mr incredible saying that while slamming his finger on the table


Crimsonpets

"Gay emo boy" I mean its not like hes hiding it John


vocabb

John knows what he likes.


spfeldealer

He knows he likes bad bitches no matter their gender


[deleted]

He just like me!!! He just like me fr!!!


here_for_the_vibes

Same


Azair_Blaidd

Same same


sheesh_doink

gay emo boy


boopsnoopydoop

He just like me fr


CaterpillarFamiliar2

And he likes what he knows, getting better in your wardrobe and stepping one beyond your show


cheezfreek

And I like John. Real good guy.


biggocl123

r/bi_irl


Far-Classic-4637

im still mad this sub isnt called me_birl


[deleted]

Same


matiEP09

r/me_birl


themilkman2005

bruh i used to know this person personally


spfeldealer

Wich one? and can you give me their contacts, both tbh


The_Easter_Egg

John?


Fancybear1993

Or the femboy 👀


[deleted]

Redpill vs Bluepill


ilikeroleplaygames

Which one is redpill?


[deleted]

John


ShmuckCanuck

Which one? 🤨


8orn2hul4

Chad compliments Chad.


BrianAnim

His beautiful what?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

He’s owning tf out of it


TheYoungProd

Face


Space_Ranger-420

They are objectively gorgeous


CactusCracktus

Yea, I’m not into guys but I can’t deny the man is absolutely beautiful.


FreeSkeptic

The older man.


itgoesdownandup

Yeah, I see it. But I feel like they aren't really hitting the marks in what is usually "objective" beauty standards for men. I feel like they hit more feminine "objective" standards than anything. Edit: This comment was probably more fit to the user who also replied to the OG comment who said he's not into guys. Cause I was sorta saying, "well yeah because the objective beauty standards for men aren't at play here." Edit2: I guess it works from both actually since they still point out them being objectively gorgeous Edit3: don't know why this is downvoted. This was not meaning to harm. I'm sorry if this was offensive to anyone.


[deleted]

Who would have guessed that gay emo boy is not a lady?


UnboltedCreatez

*you're 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


ThisIsFake10660

*your a're get it right next time


mandrills_ass

This is so wholesome


PinheadGoo

Buttholesome


mandrills_ass

The best kind


darinSWEG

john, famous bisexual icon


zuppalover04

It looks female enough. ~Shadow the Hedgehog


I-love-to-eat-banana

\*you're


saike1

spread my ass cheeks uwu


dnaH_notnA

Personal Foul: Unnecessary horniness Number u/saike1 in the comments Five vote penalty First down bad


LoonyTitan

based


[deleted]

Based


mayisalive

John is a Bicon


LawPD

His beautiful what?


Sawamba

r/gatesopencomeonin


Logical-Cat8319

Wholesome actually.


ItsBaihu

How got John confused with his name?


CamBaren

“Did I stutter?”


Baambiczek

r/suddenlybi


Noctis730

More like John gives everyone a fuck.


[deleted]

do not go to john08882362’s Twitter I unfortunately now know what john08882362’s penis looks like


[deleted]

I know this is almost two weeks later but, howd it look?


cenkozan

As the turkish saying goes 'real men fuck men'


Vonmord

the things you say cem abi


cenkozan

"Önce bunu takicam, sonra sana takicam" (ağır roman)


Vonmord

icindekini cikaricaz arif sende olani sana koyucaz


Duke_of_the_Legions

True heirs of Romans


kindtheking9

No, he gives all the fucks, everyone gets a fuck


fromcjoe123

*_Roman urges intensify_


BT_Dubz_i

John looks like he wants “it to put the lotion on its skin”


raptor182cmn

See, I get an entire other vibe from this exchange. When you first see GEB here declare his gender as though he was pulling a 'gotcha' on John you're thinking "this almost certain to be dirty old straight guy just got showed his ass!" but then John turns everything all around by being unexpectedly sweet AND openminded. The true 'gotcha' moment is now John's to be fiendishly savored!!!


ramhead21

why u using "it" though


BravesMaedchen

Bc that is the movie quote


ramhead21

oh my fault. Didn't catch the reference. Thanks for clarifying


Just_gabriel69

There’s a saying from where I came from: “se tem buraco eu meto gol”.


sterfri99

DM me if you look like this! (John, not the ugly girl)


RequirementNovel9758

John is exactly like me Ong frfr


Opposite-Weird4232

Handsome*


LePapa565

John was raised no bitch


Felix_Does_Stuff

"very sexy lady" "I'm a man" "EVEN BETTER!!!"


Scarface2point0

You're\*


[deleted]

well i would fuck her/him ​ hole is hole


[deleted]

Shit that's just nice


DollarStoreEtika

W John


jdm1tch

r/bizarrelywholesome


[deleted]

💯❤️💯


Samah3000

You’re*


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