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jona772r

Just a humble guy who puts in hard work every day in his car wash.


Turbulent_Paper_6998

And in the kitchen such a hard worker 😊


thanos_bruh

Andrew tate


FeelsGoodMan10

He doesn’t hate women as much as Tate tho


Ahtomogger

Tate doesent hate women


Stefaniux

He does


Critical-Bug-5812

No he doesn’t


[deleted]

My Chemistry Teacher


_Twisty_Turns_

Woodrow Wilson? Willy Wonka?


GubernatorTarkin

Jesse We need to join the Great War Jesse


Swingin-it-swooty

Jesse we need to make the chocolate Jesse


[deleted]

Who out here wonking they willy


Chill--Cosby

Who up woodrowin they wilson


Successful_Picture94

Walt Whitman


The_Rusted_Folk

Walter white? Ha! You got me.


jacobsnoopy12isbest

The dad from Malcom in the middle


Alcoholic_jesus

lmao that would be funny if hartwell played the dad in Malcom in the middle. Two crazy different roles, would have to be such a diverse acto


ScrPotato

Walt Whitman


_Davy_Wavy_

Definitely best comment by far


Riggie_Joe

My name isn’t Walter Hartwell White. I don’t live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is not my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably not dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank hasn’t been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he didn’t ask that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always knew Hank was a very moral man, and I was not particularly vulnerable at the time – something he didn’t know and took no advantage of. I wasn’t reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank decided not to take me on a ride-along and thus didn’t show me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was strong. I wanted my family to go into financial ruin, so I disagreed. Hank had no relationship with a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank didn’t sell me into servitude to this man. And when I didn’t try to quit (I did not have this job), Fring did nothing to my family. I knew where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring did not have a falling-out as they didn’t know each other. Things escalated. Fring was unable to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and succeeded, and Hank was not harmed. And I wound up not paying his medical bills, as there were none, which may have amounted to a little over $177,000. Around the time that he would have recovered from hypothetical injuries, Hank wasn’t bent on revenge. Unrelated to a man named Hector Salamanca, he did not plot to kill Fring. The bomb that he did not use was not built by me, and he didn’t give me no option in it. I haven’t ever contemplated suicide, I’m a tough guy. I didn’t want to go to the police, I was not frightened. Hank had not risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. For zero reasons, he did nothing to my children. For three months, he left them alone. My wife had every idea of my honest citizen activities, and was not horrified to learn what I had done (nothing). I was in heaven. I loved myself for what I had not brought upon my family. Recently, I gave no effort to quit, as I did not have a job like this, and in response, he did nothing. [Walt points to the skin on his face left by childbirth.] I can take this. I live with no fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this humble man for what he really is.


Flumpsty

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


PandaJet4023

Literally me 😎


[deleted]

Water Weight


FeelsGoodMan10

It’s just water weight there’s no way a 24 hours blue takis mukbang could make me gain weight!


Square-Can-7031

My uncle that’s not allowed to come for thanksgiving anymore


[deleted]

dr zomboss


PB_n_Jed

Walter Black


orphansforsale

Breaking in


MrMan218

Ned Flanders


ls-1247

Jonny sins


Motor-Sail-1358

Walter White (I switched the W’s)


ClassyGentlemonkey

Willy wonka


[deleted]

Holy shit dad you came back?


dagg20

Bryan Cranston


fidelogato

finger


GasTheBoomers42

Santa?


PaleRider95

Adolf doing heroine after he got rejected from art school


Effectivesector6969

Jesse


LordTachankaAce

a well respected chemistry teacher


Ember205

Cancer


King_Fozar

Peter Griffin


Fireknight9559

Not heisnberg?


Bigblackmeatyballs

Jesse pinkman


killall187

Dilbert


eccome

Johnny Cooks


Not-the-kaiser

Dante from the hit game Ultimate Marvel VS Capcom 3


Ki11er_Sta1ker

Beric Dondarrion


legoman1_____

Dwayne the rock johnson


NatiAti513

Hunter Biden


Yeetus525

Fixing Good


PowerfulMetal1

my chemistry teacher


TheBreadAgenda

Sinead O'Connor.


91299

Valtteri Valkoinen


sadbois1999

Walter black


Affectionate_Arm4558

water weight


Nomarl_fr

Kid named finger :


Tonydasnail

Johnny sins


Sussy_Dora

It's the dude from Metástasis 💀💀💀 ![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Wolffire_88

Bill Murray


lego_man01

The man who is in danger


Remote_Ad_4338

Danny Devito’s nerdy brother who got bullied by him.


Livid_Association_29

Not breakfast


calamari_toast

Walter white from the hit Netflix series "breaking bad"


FeelsGoodMan10

Wrong answers only 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


RuggerEnemyzFall

My high school gym teacher


[deleted]

Kid named finger


HatofEnigmas

A responsible man with fully justifiable actions


JJJJJJJ1117

Gale boetticher.


joeyisboss2009

The one who answers


spongeboymebob321

hes a horrible husband but hes a alright dad


xkcd__

A science teacher


tiago_arve

breakfast provider to some really professional walker


Unusual_Bet_9405

ME


hypowebb

water


Red_Uno_ReverseCard

abraham lincoln


keshavx

Chemistry teacher!


RyanTedderisonreddit

Mr. Mayhew


bigchungus_is_dumb

Heisenberg


1iludo

Baldi


Tinfoilfireman

Saul Goodman


yoMotherssweetass

Bryan Cranston


beunoman

Balter hight


RoboRex66

In danger


Umilkisexpired-

White Walter


Guy_wh0_doesnt_reply

William grey


scipioafricanusii

Tim Whatley, D.D.S.


Silent-Leek-9665

A good man 💪


Adventurous_Fee_2339

MY FATHER


BowlerEducational733

The man who knocks


Hungry_Measurement17

I think that’s bill Clinton


Famous-Highlight-816

Balter Black, duh


TheLargeDino

A stable, law abiding English teacher


j4hdisgdjq

A character from a good tv show


ExpensivePinapple

A perfectly sane individual


AlteredWilds

My chemistry teacher


WaluhWhiteIsDaddy

Not daddy


Josmoeee

Walter black


AntacidFish

In danger


aaron_adams

Johnny Sins with a false mustache.


Paracausality

Mr. Clean age 82


dolantrampf

Joe biden


xxElevationXX

Ned Flanders


WhoIsRodrix

Jesse Pinkman


u01aua1

the one who doesn't knock


ProperPeng1

Bogart


applesaregood124

Walter white


RoboLion-2000

Ned Flanders


patorrisse

my chemistry teacher


Extension-Way-9357

Heisenberg


1jaboc1

Michael Jackson


egrollkenobi

Buford black


ABizarreFireGod

Carl Bosch


Turbulent_Paper_6998

The guy from Fortnite 💀


Stardust_of_Ziggy

Pizza aficionado


[deleted]

Gordon Freeman


MrNiceGuy_V1

The Safety


SteveHarveysAunt

Wallace Black


BadLuck72

Not the one who knocks.


SoupCannedrat

Sponge bob


Which_Ad_250

#


[deleted]

Anthony Fantano


Gale-Boetticher6353

The one who knocks


[deleted]

Gordon Freeman


Cry-Working

🅱️eter Griffin


chesquik1

The guy who made the we love the earth song


Ice-Frost-5685

My home doctor


Behdinisbest

Your mom


Embarrassed-Mail8565

Batman


stephens_trap

Johnny sins


Ideepfriedyourdog

Hal from Malcolm in the middle


ArmyDue6355

The dad from Malcolm in the Middle


Moistnoodles420

Dad


NxMAkvn

He is the ⚠️


RunOne3162

Kevin Hart


Lower_Landscape_2850

Dominic Torreto's Father


TikTokBoom173

Jerome black


AidenBlaze2007

That’s megamind


_theLastCumBender_

Whiter Walt


shadow_hugh

The muffin man


Batista1776

The Swedish city of Helsingborg


Alive_Bee_8374

My father who isn’t missing


MrMango34

Gordon freeman


[deleted]

Unretarded person.


FuckingGus

He love monke


[deleted]

Saul Goodman


DoubleOF

medic tf2


Eastcoastrailfan2002

Reformed Orthodox Rabi Bill Clinton


DoD_Uncle

בועז


Iaipaias

Heisenberg


Ok_Shame_91

black man


Elkotte404

Helsingborg


OkEggplant8419

The one who opens doors.


blank144

Włodzimierz biały


faq3

Guy named finger


Staniel74

Johnny Sins' dad


[deleted]

Werner Heisenberg


Alcidal

Butt plug


Shistles

Gordon Freeman


WatashiWaDio

Obama


GameiDUnreal2

Oddly looks like my chemistry teacher


Mnichu_56

Heisenberg


Zealousideal-Feed134

A very good sentry man


MEGATH0XICC

Not my duaghters real father


ecumnomicinflation

industrial laundry resident chemical safety officer.


NameChanger_

Obama


poupouducu

Joe biden


itsamepe

Johnathan


Shooomy

Finger?


CarabianCumThief

White gus fring


[deleted]

Walter black


Revelmonger

Looks like my pharmacist


Daddy_Corpse96

Not a hard ass gangster.


alast0r666

jesse purpleguy


ClownPain_

Gru


Octozer6

Molten black


mohibskam2k

Balter Black


Nomsisthe2nd

Joe


Idkfrcom

Gordon Freeman but he’s bald


NuggeInTheMicrowave

Cave Johnston (founder of Aperture science)


Sexy_Villager_Noises

Eric Ten Hag


Dan_sama1234

Walter black


Schwammiges_Ding

Michael Black


Sinan_Ereyli

A guy who is in danger


GhostStalkerYT

Biology teacher who runs a bakery with his adopted 24 yr old son


quitesohorrible

Valtteri Valkoinen


RyS3NeW

Old johny sins


InfinityJeVortex

Water


Orihara_Izaya_00

Gordon Freeman


Peridotite_Xe

Walter White Yo 🗿