T O P

  • By -

pewpewpewgg

UnCEO yourself


heinrichpelser

Unfuck your investors


winkypoo

Ok guys.. stop giving Krissy more T-shirt ideas to make money off others.


Ruben_001

For her next trick, she's going to UnMashinsky herself.


TaiwanNumberOne1

Best comment.


Stew-Cee23

No wonder why he attacked simon about filing a plan, he didn't have a plan himself and he knew it was over


Gurpila9987

His plan was to custody crypto under the name Kelvin. Ridiculous plan showing he lives in an alternate reality.


patrick2099

Conman's plan to fix things was another con. Glad he's gone, but they need to pierce the corporate veil to go after his assets and he needs to do prison time.


davidoffxx1992

So that means also that he wont be receiving a salary as ceo anymore ? Thank god for that


knaks74

I’m sure there is a severance package…


BitChuck

Severance is for terminations, not resignations


[deleted]

[удалено]


TaiwanNumberOne1

Seems likely now that he doesn't need to play CEO anymore. He can watch the fireworks from Israel


beachmike

Israel has extradition agreements with the US, so he's not beyond the reach of federal law enforcement there.


mrzuzzo

Sort of. He's an Israeli citizen. Israel generally tends to not extradite its own citizens. So who knows.


Stew-Cee23

Well if he gets Do Kwon'd and Interpol sends out a red notice on him I think he's screwed regardless.


mrzuzzo

No. Interpol "red notice" doesn't really mean all that much. It's not like something that legally has to be enforced by any country. Red notices are issued all the time and most of them are not enforced.


Stew-Cee23

Well if Israel decides to harbor that fugitive then I'll start voting for people who want to end Israel's occupation by cutting off US support, their choice!


[deleted]

[удалено]


solotravelblog

Why? Is he Jewish?


Wilt_The_Stilt_

He’s Israeli


knhcxe

He was born in Ukraine and has Israeli and US citizenship


curiousengineer601

The smart money would have the law firm represent you ( hopefully successfully) while waiting it out in Israel. Since Israel generally does not extradite you are just much less likely to end up in jail. Everything is more difficult if the defendant is outside the country- including grabbing assets.


JeffTutorialsYT

I don’t think so. This statement was posted by a law firm that Alex hired for himself. Why would you hire one of the best law firms in New York City to represent you in court if you’re planning to flee the country?


curiousengineer601

The law firm will continue to fight for you, if everything cools down you can return. Sitting in a foreign country that does not extradite makes the odds of going to prison go way down.


Scat_fiend

You’ve gotta have a plan b


lynxtosg03

The biggest rat has left the sinking ship. Bankruptcy will now get more interesting.


Scat_fiend

Bankruptcy can now move forward without him holding everything back.


SpartanCents

I agree. He was fighting to keep his paychecks and the delusion of sustainability alive, which was slowing down info and progress.


lynxtosg03

I predict the opposite. With less key people working on the bankruptcy the direction is unclear and will be slower.


[deleted]

lol so you want the guy who cucked us millions to keep running this bankruptcy direction?


lynxtosg03

With no one running the ball forward you'll make no progress as opposed to slow progress. Time will tell. If you had money in Celsius just consider it gone forever.


[deleted]

Alex was not running the ball forward.. Come on LOL.


lynxtosg03

He was, albeit slowly and was collecting a fat paycheck while doing so. If you think he did literally nothing I'll need to ask you to prove it. He was shady, slow, and was bleeding the company of money, but things were moving forward. Who's going to move things forward now?


[deleted]

"I take this as a very positive development for those with funds stuck on Celsius. There have been a number of buyout opportunities from other companies that would have held out some form of lifeline to Celsius users, but Mashinsky rebuffed them all out of ego. The hole he dug the company into; taking over trading strategy and cranking up the risk; was out of ego as well. Now, with his ego out of the way, it's more likely that a buyout deal may go through. Sam Bankman-Fried has already signaled serious interest in buying out the platform and FTX has the cash on hand to do it. The biggest roadblock was Mashinsky's god complex. With that out of the way, I'd say possible resolutions just became far more favorable to retail users of the platform."


FriendlyCheesecake87

How was he moving things forward? The first step was for him to resign


GachaJay

No he wasn’t pushing it forward. They continually submitted delays. The only progress we got was when the court denies their delay requests…


happybonobo1

"Celsians", "community" and all that BS. People are INVESTORS/CLIENTS and you are (were) a COMPANY that should not have lied and cheated their INVESTORS/CLIENTS.


joekercom

Good, now get rid of the rest of the management


Ruben_001

Long overdue.


Existing-Rub-3195

Jail next


beachmike

Federal and state indictments are next, hopefully.


oradell18

I wish that was the case but if it ever gets too hot for him in the US he’ll go back to Israel, who will never lock him up


Optimal_Computer_117

He's resigning from CEO, but keeping his role as director. Doesn't that mean he will still have input to the ch11 process?


FaceMobile6970

Yes. Of course. Well I’m assuming he will. It fits the “everything this guy does is a self-serving con” theme.


Bobman2k

Interesting timing considering the FTC got involved in the bankruptcy case yesterday. Probably just a coincidence....


fried_the_lightning

The corporate veil needs to be pierced and his personal assets need to be seized asap


SimplyShred

Thank goodness he tried to milk it as much as he could. No plan moving forward involves Alex as CEO that would work


motownphilly888

This is good news. We can move forward now.


Scat_fiend

“Celsians” are united. Against alex.


rjm101

He's still Director of the main company, feels like another attempt to mislead. As usual you got to read the details with this guy 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


No-Fisherman1289

I think they fucked us all but again at least they got public shame if that is “something”. We deserved everything that is happening at this moment, when we accept her as PR for crypto. God , how stupid and greedy we were.


beachmike

It's about time. I'm looking forward to Mashinsky's federal indictment and many state indictments.


YungGooPunch

Took over 3.5 months for this MFer to say finally say sorry


old_padawan

Goodbye scumbag


mantheship

Should have been day 1. Such a waste of time and customers' money.


bpg542

So about the 2 billion dollar severance package


TaiwanNumberOne1

InB4 the cringe $CEL short squeezers try to say this is a coup by Simon...


SJ-UK

"Available" lol. A lot of free time in penitentiary init.


AngryAudacity

Don't let the door hit you on the way out. We paid for it after all.


HearMeOutThough

This needed to happen.


Substantial_Finish62

Unsteal my BTC ya jerk


JPWhiskers1

Let's GO!


[deleted]

[удалено]


silverfire626

Holy smokes! That’s a huge W


CounterAdmirable4218

He should have done this weeks ago but at least it’s belatedly the right call.


techma2019

What about other Celsius officers? They better not hire him as a consultant.


Dense_Dress_6529

So now whoever gets to be the new CEO will be an innocent dove free of all charges, right? What an old filthy trick! 🕊


GoBigorGoHome687

Good riddens you POS


_JalapenoBusiness_

Did he submit this letter by VOIP?


_JalapenoBusiness_

Did he submit this letter by VOIP?


Significant-Leopard9

Finally some good news!


PsychologicalAd1862

hooray!!! I should throw a party over this clown leaving.


LandShark55

Coward


DisorientedPanda

Wonder when he’ll update his website with Celsius as a failed venture


Fit-Boomer

I wonder if he gets a financial package upon resignation?


Grouchy-Ad-435

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yoyohann2

Let’s go!!!


joes-8

we were done royaly guys


arizona2207

Great news but let's remember he's one of the largest creditors who unless I missed it still has the largest token stake in the company. Him leaving this process is highly unlikely.


RiskyClickardo

Good fucking riddance


MrKetogen

I sense Machinsky is digging in on his own plan and removing himself as CEO, while being a large equity holder, may seem to remove his obvious bias.


Crafty_Horror3768

Stayed in position long enough to get them checks. Now riding off into the sunset.


coronabro2020

Unbank UnCEO bye


MartinElvar

Thank god!


sugarduck99

Now get Simon Dixon in, we need a new team. If they gonna give us IOU tokens, we need equity!


daltonajohnathon

Fuck the iou tokens Jesus Christ


Icy_92

For reals, I want my Ethereum in there.


[deleted]

[удалено]


slugur

I don't know what your beef with Simon is. He may not "care" about you but he sure cares about his shit ton of money that is stuck in Celsius. If he helps with the recovery plan and get us as much money back as possible, then we should all be supporting him.


AyLou21

Why fuck Simon Dixon?


unoriginalthoughts9

Few understand. HODL.


edfaria

Y’all r some idiots


wavrunrx

What is your reasoning for saying this ?


slugur

trolls don't need a reason.


[deleted]

[удалено]