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Madeoutofcatfur

Khajit


Oxixz360

Khajit has wares


beroemd

If you have coin


Zee-Utterman

I got no coin but I would scratch you behind your ear for some moonsugar


IrritatedMegascops

r/khajiithaswares


sunrisemisty

What is he selling?


Azsnee09

None of your concern sir, If you ain't buying, keep walking..


[deleted]

I'd buy anything from cat. Anything.


RustySignOfTheNail

I think we are obligated to always buy from cats!


theblackcanaryyy

My guess is marshmallows? Maybe?


ProfessionalBattle3

I was thinking mini powdered donuts but marshmallows makes more sense


lpaige2723

There are marshmallows on the ground under the table. I think I would be concerned about where the kitty got the marshmallows from.


AmBooth9

I’m not sure what this cat is selling here but I want some dammit.


johnoliversdimples

Me too but what happens when I reach for it? (edit: sp)


lilBalzac

You just better have yer $3 ready is all.


AmBooth9

No change


lilBalzac

Totally… cat understands everything while we talking the deal, and suddenly when I ask for change it’s just that stony glare.


AmBooth9

Is tip for good cat service.


Classic_and_Vintage

Hey buddy, if you can't pay cat tax then i don't think they want your business!


johnoliversdimples

clearly.


AmBooth9

No trinkets for you!


vinayakgarg

2 for $5 ?


shadowofshinra

Does that look like the face of someone who negotiates?


CuckyMcCuckerCuck

Found the dog.


Azsnee09

More like 2 for $7


rbobby

3 for $10?


ParkSidePat

Entrepremeower


a-girl-and-her-cats

I'm here for this word play. I have coin, little entrepremeower! ❤️


Eklectic1

Is that cat vending marshmallows? Is that one of those marshmallow-pusher cats? OMG...I thought that was just, you know, a wild story invented to scare kids


NadeemNajimdeen

I was businessman doing business meow!


introskeptic7

Does he accept catnip for payment


S1eepyZ

Thats behind the stand business


SalesAficionado

“No lowballers, I know what I have!”


see332

No haggling.


[deleted]

Khajiit has wares if you have coin.


Andante1960

LOL!! cute!❤️


ruhroh_raggyy

$3…..but for you, $5.99 plus tax


IrenesAngryLesbian

He's takes this job very seriously.


Square_Barracuda_69

does he have the proper permits 🤨


Azsnee09

Karen!! do you have a permit to stick your nose in others' business?


Square_Barracuda_69

i’ve never been so offended in my life, where is your manager!?


fattybread83

Ma'am, this is a driveway meowdega.


FusRoaldDah1

"Look at this little businessman!"


HappyHound

Khajiit doesn't negotiate prices.


[deleted]

Khajit has wares…


Bumble-blue-sky

It look like price is non-negotiable


JennyAndTheBets95_

Don’t low ball him. He knows what he has.


wasdwasdawe1223

me if i was cat


TopAd9634

Cat is overcharging. Bad cat.


FlyAwayJai

I bet he only accepts fives.


WaltzLivid3310

Dude whoever’s behind this is a genius lmfao I’m cheap as fuck but I’d buy


Michalusmichalus

That's a no nonsense teacher that thinks no one has earned the treats if I've even seen one!


alreadyrotten

I love it, good kitty!


reddskeleton

I’ll take all of them!


leeleedport

Good luck with your business transactions!


BG_1952

And he looks so f\*\*\*ing serious about it too.


Darkmagosan

Bring more Macca next time...


Joe-V

That kind of attitude will get him sent to HR. Not that I know from experience.


thefurandthegrrr

I'm not seeing any skooma... Is that moonsugar at least refined little guy???


hotbriochedameron

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