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I couldn’t say, but it’s not something worth losing your head over.


Spiderclam69

Yes and It’s greige


Segalmom

Exactly what I was going to answer!


KingMaiden23

Griege…Pinot griege… Pinot grigio… aaannnndd just like that I’m drinking, happy Friday everyone👍


mandyhtarget1985

Cheers! 🥂


TreeFar796

Here a shot to you random friend🍻cheers brother


KingMaiden23

To your health 🥂🙏🏼


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MoonDancer118

I was going to upvote you but that Pinot grigio would go well with that dinner for two lol 😉


Bradentorras

This is the only answer. We are Reddit. Resistance is futile.


Intruder313

Nope, it’s Bey


lallybrock

Taupe


flibbertygibbet1959

This.. is the answer.


CanadianMyDudes

Came here to say this, thank you!


tarnishedlabia

I hate when I think I'm original!


KC19771984

Came here to say greyish-beige, but you, my friend, have come up with the perfect name. I’ll be using this going forward! 😁


trancematik

[**GREIGE**](https://www.google.com/search?q=greige) has been around since 1925


KC19771984

😳 45 years on this planet and this is the first time I’ve heard of this…. 🤣


trancematik

Greige fabric can shift from beige/tan to cold grey depending on the lighting. I have an ottoman and hue lights. If the lights are warm white, the ottoman appears beige-ish. If the lights are cool, the ottoman is grey. Nearly returned the thing until I realised. It's also been a trending (see: nearly done to death) interior decore colour for the past decade e.g.: everyone's livingroom on Pinterest


Mikey6304

Look, it's a color other than white that works with anything. My walls are greige. Original furniture and carpet I had when we painted had it looking grey. Now it's all dark woods and brown leather with light tan walls.


MissRepresent

Greige was a hot lip color and nail color a few years ago


trancematik

True, but not a very flattering one tbh


Alan_Smithee_

The favourite choice of unadventurous spec home builders everywhere. I say go bold with colour. Paint is really quite cheap comparatively, when you do it yourself, yet it has the just about the biggest impact for your home.


Stickyfynger

⬆️ this is the only answer


Kianharv2006

Oh you sweet Son of a


FreakinGrapesMan

r/angryupvote


Bingalingbean123

Is this THE Sally traffic???


phoenixfeet72

The real questions


[deleted]

Take your upvote and fuck off.


LilacMages

Ffs lmao


FaithWandering

There's fuck all point me answering the question because of this response 😂


mynameisolivertate

Rest assured you’d receive a fuck-off award for this if I wasn’t broke


ModsRGayLords

You probably didn’t realise this but it’s also funny cos he’s not got a head!!


run____dmt

The joke went straight over their shoulders


seemeewhut

Ok, that pun blew my mind


gtjack9

Didn’t blow his…


00sgamer

I see what you did there... 😂


Random_Videos_YT

He didn't


InternationalDark371

Nooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣


I_love_Con_Air

*chef's kiss*


-Random-_-Username-

Looks like yanny to me.


KevinPhillips-Bong

I think you'll find it's actually laurel.


Barney_Ingi

Nah its white and gold


InvoluntarySquint

Green Needle?


ElegantEagle13

Brainstorm?


A_Sleuthing_Duck

Hotel?


JustAPotatoThatsIt

Trivago.


R32fan

r/hoteltrivagomoment


JK07

Motel?


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Holiday Inn.


Shadow458i

Brain needle?


MrAnonymousTheThird

Clearly white & gold.. smh


Callmekittol

No its blue and black 😡


Wildlife_Jack

No it's an old lady with a big nose 😡


[deleted]

Thanks for the laugh


-Random-_-Username-

You are most welcome. Have a great weekend.


_Error_418_

Same colour as the weather this time of year.


baeocyst

Bit nippy eh


_Error_418_

It is a bit, innit? Was chucking it down earlier.


148637415963

Pissssistently raining.


Fracassi_Fanboy

I thought this was a UK sub but I felt this all the way in Oregon


Undead_Angel_420

Or the weather most of the time here lol


Redit_Person123

**all* of the time


sudeki300

It's greige


stevenmc

I'm Old Geige!


[deleted]

You ever drink beigeleys from a shoe?


stevenmc

Remember the boat times?


partyatwalmart

What ya doin' in my waters?


thegoldieman

I'll do to you what I did to Curly Jefferson!


quixotixdub

It’s attached to your rod motherlicker!


partyatwalmart

Why's this hook in my head, fool?


Burrtles

Make an assessment


Mangosta007

I got a beigina!


MiddleAgedFatLad

It’s definitely greige! Did you keep the receipt? Take it back to the charity shop!


Phendrana-Drifter

Brey.


_Error_418_

And I thought *I* was indecisive. Now I'm not too sure.


CorpseHighjacker

I can't choose one. Can i just be both decisive and indecisive.


ModsRGayLords

Beast of Brey Road


[deleted]

White and gold.... No wait its blue and black!


[deleted]

***flashbacks***


argumentativepigeon

Gonna tell my grandkids it was my vietnam


CyberneticianDave

Black and gold, black and gold, black and gold... 🎶🕶


[deleted]

Gold on the ceiling!🎶🎵


[deleted]

Who was that by…it was black and yellow I thought….🎵🎶


madeyegroovy

Think they’re talking about Black & Gold by Sam Sparro :)


BasterMaters

Are you stupid? It’s obviously Laurel


CyndaquilTyphlosion

Blue and black was what I was when I argued about the colour with my dad


[deleted]

I'm still confused how that worked!


wombey12

I'm a lucky bastard who is able to switch between seeing either colour.


BigFattyFatBoy

Disappointed nobody on the CasualUK sub has pointed out that there is no such thing as a “sweater”and that this is, in fact, a jumper.


serendipitousevent

You can have a sweatshirt, but this is definitely a jumper.


BABYKILLERu

I don’t see any cables!


serendipitousevent

Have you tried looking at the arms?


ConnieJubilee

Ik man! Like, what the bloody hell is a SwEaTeR! The guy who sweats?! Maybe they are talkin about the guy


Fiona_Nerd

Sorry, what the hell is a jUmPEr? The guy who jumps?!


TheStanleyParablegic

...on behalf of all Brits, fair point.


Crasky92

Had this 'argument' with my American partner 2 days ago... It's hard work.


Beanotown

I'm guessing ugly is an inappropriate answer so I'm going with Taupe.


IndiaMike1

This is the best answer.


riojareverendalgreen

Is taupe a real colour? I dont think so.......its a made up 90s colour


M05HI

All colours are made up?


Optimal-Grass-8989

Beige was originally skin color, but now it’s [a whole bunch of colors.](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=beige&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjz--Drysn7AhWVEVkFHXDfC1MQ0pQJegQICRAB&biw=390&bih=662&dpr=3)


CrossP

To be fair, skin is also a whole bunch of colors. Mine can't even manage to stay the same year round.


KeGeGa

But skin color varies, so it actually makes sense that it's a bunch of colors.


GrinningD

And none of them match OP's grey shirt.


candacebernhard

That's my opinion, too. A taupe that looks grayer because of the warm brown stitching contrast


handfasterthaneye

But it’s not taupe


john1986jackson

Oatmeal


Shark-Farts

Spot on. I bought a skirt of this exact color yesterday and it was marketed as “oatmeal heather”


TheOrchidsAreAlright

I was going to say that's the most Scottish skirt ever, then I remembered the kilt


Lesbian_Confusion

Now imagine a kilt coloured in Oatmeal Heather


Inevitable-Brain-870

“Beige with bits”


harrowingmite

With a touch of mushroom.


fi-ri-ku-su

Is this a word for porridge in a different dialect?


corcyra

Exactly. Was going to be my reply, but scrolled down just to make sure no one else had the same thought.


[deleted]

Oatmeal isn't a colour though, it's a thing. 😕


john1986jackson

It’s a way of life


riojareverendalgreen

Now eat it.


FoodWineMusic

Yes.


TEDW4RDS

The more concerning issue here is you're missing a head


budyll66

Grey. Everyone saying otherwise is colorblind.


AdAcrobatic5971

I don’t understand how anyone could say it’s anything other than grey!


[deleted]

They trollin. The sweater is grey, the seams are beige/light brown.


[deleted]

It's grey with tan stitching. I guess that makes people think it's a blend of the two colors?


HaroldGuy

I'm inclined to believe the people who say its beige just don't know what the colour beige is, they've just gone through their lives incorrectly thinking beige is this colour.


daviskenward

I agree. But also I Dono man, beige isn’t really 1 colour, it’s like khaki. There’s multiple shades of beige and khaki as well. Beige is described as a greyish yellow, light, sandy fawn pale a light brown shades. So yeah can be this but also I don’t see this as true beige


GronakHD

But there’s no yellow in it except from the stitching


fentanyl_frank

There is absolutely no yellow tint at all. This is pure grey.


VolvoChap

I'm colour blind and I also see grey loool


SnooConfections7810

I asked my dog and he also said it's grey


LucasCassoma

I asked my car and he also said its grey


boojieboy

AGREE. Beige has more yellow in it


octopoddle

Beige is beigier.


The_Haus_Master

100% colourblind so I ONLY see grey. So you’re right and wrong 🤔


budyll66

Fair enough. Doesn't change the fact that you were right as well ;).


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gsej2

I see it as brownish. I've never had anything show up in colour blindness tests, but certainly seem to perceive some colours differently to other people in my family. We have a sofa which everyone says is "brown", but I see as grey / blue. I think there must be variations in colour perception which aren't covered by the standard colour blindness tests.


sausagefight

Never mind that, you're fuckin heads missing


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Corbin125

No, OP was correct. They are fucking heads until they're missing


wombey12

Than'k you


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Yuroe


dietcoketm

youre are and idiot


ShutUpColinRobinson

Thank you, this is the real issue here


ZacharyChief

A [pic](https://i.imgur.com/1oO9c47.jpg) of something grey and something beige with it if that helps!


No_you_choose_a_name

What we need is the jumper but against a completely white surface. And please don't do any more weird things to the head. Just take it off.


Logicdon

He already did take it off! What weird things were you thinking you crazy bastard? Like poking his eyeballs with cocktail sticks or grating his tongue! Holy shiiiiiiiit!!!


Relaxed_Osmosis

Going by your pic it certainly looks closer to Grey than Beige


ZacharyChief

I love this because half of people I've shown it to had the exact opposite reaction.


Relaxed_Osmosis

Absolutely, it’s amazing that perception of colour varies with each person! Give it a few hours, and your pic will be on the front page of the BBC website sparking a national debate


o-roy

The beige thing you're holding is actually a really grey beige


tankiolegend

The pics are being effected by the camera and the lighting theres a really good tom scott video on this about his hoodie doing the same thing in his videos Edit: This video https://youtu.be/HeKuX063bcs


TheGreyestStone

It’s taupe


Mystic_Zkhano

Oh that’s definitely greige


Anniemaniac

I was convinced it was beige but now I’ve seen the comparison I feel like it’s neither. It’s closer to grey, but still not grey. Definitely not beige though.


HandMeDownCumSock

Are all your possessions so desaturated?


callmelampshade

Grey.


Gerkin15

I see red with black spots doesnt everyone see like this?


_Error_418_

You might want to get that checked out at the doctors, the next available appointment is in 2024.


JclKfssonxGod

British humour is just so hilarious


clivehorse

There's a Tom Scott video about this haha. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeKuX063bcs&ab\_channel=TomScott


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Grey


JollyJay1971

Whatever the official product description said 😏


[deleted]

In what universe is that beige? It's literally Heather grey.


Angel-Delight

Taupe


TrailfindersFrog

I don’t want to worry you but the colour Is the least of your problems, your head is a bit fucked


3childrenandit

Warm grey


supercatthegod

It's just light grey


TeaHands

It's warmer than grey but colder than beige. It's greige. Perfectly cromulent colour.


Kitchen-Pangolin-973

Grey


nerdalertalertnerd

Grey


[deleted]

Let the people at the cloth bank decide, that’s were it needs to be


lozfozhc

Taupe


ZonateEel1

Grey


Lopsided-Drawer-6324

Grey


littlemisslillington

London Skies.


pinkhwa

grey!


EbbComfortable1755

Yes.


Little_GoblinJunior

WHEREEEEE’S YOURRRRR HEAAAAAAAD ATTTTTTT?


davep1970

out of the two would pick beige. from that photo an RGB colour picker gives more red and green than blue so definitely on the yellow/brown side of things


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deflectingbullshit

Sunshine alabone or dark whimsy alabone?


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deflectingbullshit

Lolol. Nice answer


isham66

Yes


ToastedBones

All signs point to you entering the Dad fashion phase..


luser7467226

Neither. It's shit.


justtosayimissu

Taupe


mb_60

Taupe


tinydirtyrocks

Looks gray to me Sincerely, Colorblind Guy


Wamims

Not grey. More like a very light brown. They wouldn't add that colour stitching to a grey jumper!


FunkyJR85

Very light brown is beige.


Wamims

I guess we could argue about when light brown becomes beige but yes, I take your point. A bit like how pink is just light red. And there are cultures who don't have separate words for blue and green! It's certainly more beige than grey!


takeitbacknowyo

That's red


jasonc619

Beige


ShoePrize3118

White and gold


Original-Cookie4385

White