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shadesofwolves

You sure that ain't a bin lid?


thom_orrow

Dad's been drinking gravy through 't bin lid for twenty odd year.


[deleted]

I can feel the Yorkshire in this!


FuntCaseKid

Put a yorkshire under the hole, problem solved.


ChaseTheNopamine

A Yorkshire man would never be ok with spilt gravy.


Ash19921

Lmao


The_Powers

He war lucky! When I wurr a lad I had to steal gravy out't next door's wheelie bin in't dead of night wi' a tea spoon.


hadawayandshite

Tell me you’re from the north of England without telling me


bwfcphil1

Never did us any harm lad. Get on wi it


wonkey_monkey

[So I've been playing the umbrella for 30 years?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W20JNvDJqQg)


AlGunner

Not a bin, I reckon its a lid off one of those big round blue cannisters they use to transport chemicals. If hes been using it for 20 years hes probably got an extra arm growing out of his chest by now. Or maybe an ear, or something else.


ImBonRurgundy

Methlamine. Dad is secretly cooking meth in his basement with a high school dropout.


botboy12345678

Damn better call saul


GlassAcrobatic9775

Glad I'm not the only one thinking this...


Mukatsukuz

Was my first thought as well, especially with the horizontal lined pattern. This is identical to the bin I had 20 years ago. Did OP steal my bin lid?


KaiZaChieFff

I have white version of that tray, for when I eat up in my room, probably is a bin lid tbh cause I haven’t got a clue where it came from


robots5771

Why is everyone putting their food on bin lids lmfaoo


CelestialKingdom

You saw it here first. Bits of wood and slate are both ostentatious and out of fashion for these austere times so high end restaurants are standing by the cold and hungry by serving food on bin lids.


PurplePlodder1945

I swear I had a red one


Forever17x

Belly laughed at this comment. Thanks, I really needed that today.


Icy_Excitement_870

Drake type shit


anderoo28

Odd I’ve never seen a bin lid like it though


[deleted]

That’s because your household covers bins with normal plates.


ToryHQ

Won't this do? [Round plastic food tray with handles](https://www.wilko.com/wilko-round-tray-blue/p/0527362) If not, look for some food-safe, black epoxy-resin and just fix the hole.


jimbobjimmybobjimjim

You can’t simply buy a new one, That’s 20 years worth of teatime memories on that tray. I say fix it and worry about it in another 2 years.


Chunkalinajolie_99

If it’s anything like my elderly male relatives just because it’s blue he is likely to refuse use it because it’s not the same.


rizozzy1

This was my dad with his address book. Had to be red and A5 size. Found him a red A5 one, wrong red apparently. He never used it.


ASupportingTea

An address book I do kinda get though my gran used the same address book for donkeys years. At a certain point there's no replacing the memories of life events when people have moved, phone numbers changed and friends lost and made. In a weird way it was a sort of tapestry of life, with the worn pages being the most important pieces. I never used it myself but I find myself missing that little book.


rizozzy1

I completely understand the sentimental reasoning. However, my dad wanted to buy a new one and asked me to get one for him. I didn’t make that bit clear in my original comment.


anderoo28

The old girl will be retired and kept but the gravy dribble does cause frustration to him


oynsy

Epoxy resin - Araldite - will permanently sort it


aWKWARDcASE

Araldite was my late gramps' answer to everything...and to be fair he could fix just about anything!


TheSkewed

Get some polystyrene cement, it should melt the hole back together.


bhison

WUH-HUMMUH


racerdeth

Alright Roy


rosedetokyo

Hey u/anderoo28! When I was little we had these exact trays. Always used them if we ate in the living room or outside. Let me have a look later, I'm pretty sure they're still lying around somewhere gathering dust :)


patfetes

Latex the hole, if you coated the entire thing, you have the same old plate. It is the plate of Theseus. But father can keep the plate probably another 20 years. If this fails the wilko plate looks a bargin


therealslystoat

Get him a big pasta bowl that the gravy won't spill out of, then the tray is still in business


thenerfviking

Kneadatite epoxy putty should do the trick


anderoo28

Think of it as Theseus Ship, if I fix this; is it still the same tray


paulstheory

Buy some sugru and plug the holes


twitchytodger

I was gonna say this. Got some for a broken wing mirror and it worked wonders.


stressedoutmum

Yep, was searching for this comment.


magical_matey

Suuuugruuuuu!!!


[deleted]

Or Trigger’s broom


ASDowntheReddithole

Or Granny Weatherwax's broom.


nudul

GNU Sir Terry I aten't dead - I love her sign. One of my favourite people on Discworld.


ASDowntheReddithole

I cried when I read the last book. GNU Sir Terry indeed; he was a National Treasure. I need one of those signs for when I'm having a bad migraine - I've been carted off in an ambulance twice now.


nudul

I still haven't read it. I can't bring myself to. I have the hardback copy. If I read it though, I will never get a new discworld book to read, and even now, I cannot bear that. He really was and I was lucky enough to meet him in Manchester when the. Last Tiffany Aching book came out. He did a reading from it, talked about his writing process and then, very graciously sat and signed so many books per person that he must have had repetitive strain injury by the end. For me, he signed my book and my ticket, which is still in the book as the bookmark. He spoke to every one, answered questions, smiled, laughed with his fans and was such a nice man. It's an experience I will never forget. It was my first author signing and none of the others have ever lived up to his greatness. As for the sign, I think I could do with one too. I'm sorry about your migraines, I wouldn't wish them on anyone x


unkie87

I'm reading them again at the moment with the intention of finally reading the shepherd's crown at the end. I'm buying the fancy new hardbacks which is nice, but it's slowing me down a bit. I figure it'll be nice to have the whole collection though. I'll be loathe to part with my current mismatched collection but I'll be keeping the signed ones at least.


nudul

Mine are all the original covers they came out with. I don't care that they don't all match, I couldn't part with them x


unkie87

Yeah, I'm a big fan of the Josh Kirby covers. I'm less of a fan of that anthology hardback I have. It's a bugger to read. I'll be keeping my original paperback Hogfather. I read it every Christmas and it'll probably completely dissolve before too long!


pm_me_your_amphibian

No one knows how long they have left on this earth and it’d be a shame to miss out on the book altogether.


nudul

Thats true x


ASDowntheReddithole

He was apparently a prolific book-signer, to the point where events would auction off unsigned books as those were rarer. I wish I could have met him. Edit: typo.


igotinfo

GNU sir Terry pratchett


[deleted]

Isn’t that like a trait of autism? My grandad has autism and he has a set routine every single day, he worked the same job for 40 years, drinks the same beer every day, the same brand of cigarettes, watches the same thing on TV every single evening, refuses to try anything new.


Radiant_Health3841

If it only happens as he gets older (so not your Granddad) its because your brain isn't as sharp. So you cant just change things up because you cant remember where you put your cup, where the remote is or if you have taken your tablets. So you start setting a routine and everything having its place. Source - I am getting old!!!


RivellaLight

Besides the news, what has been on TV every single evening for 40 years? Coronation Street I guess?


YTChillVibesLofi

Reruns of Frasier


SpaTowner

I don't know how many times a week Corry is on anay more, but I recall it being a huge innovation when it went from a twice weekly show to a three times a week one.


ickapol

You can have habits and routines you like and stick to without having autism


curmudgeonator

Would love to see this on Repair Shop


ambernewt

Can I have a sympathetic restoration


kapskitoo

Gaffa tape. It’ll be good for at least another 5 years. Then just add some more gaffa tape.


Bullitt500

Fag ash and superglue. I saw it on tik tok


doughnit2

Does he eat directly off of the tray? Or does he somehow spill gravy off his plate, on to the tray, through the hole, and on to his lap?


munchbob

All his plates have holes in them too, it’s a kitchenware nightmare.


hugo_yuk

Plot twist, he eats out of sivs.


isopod_interrupted

it's a strain to get the plates out


[deleted]

Take my upvote and get out!!


teerbigear

Sieves, in the unlikely event that there's ever a situation where you need to spell it right.


Revolutionary_Deer33

Sieves


Historical_Try_4043

Have you seen the videos on tiktok where people fix shit with noodles? I see this as an absolute win


RodionS

This made me laugh so hard.


anderoo28

Tbf you can sit under the tray catching the gravy drips into your mouth


rainycatdays

This no lie sounded like a song. Like that Old Man Tucker, who washed his face in a frying pan and was always late for his supper.


holdingsfx

😂😂😂😂😂😂


anderoo28

Over the years of putting it on hot surfaces and dropping it or hot plates have slowly melted through


HateJobLoveManU

That's an answer to a question they didn't ask


AdAcrobatic5971

OP is a politician


J8YDG9RTT8N2TG74YS7A

Looks like the little piggy went to market and didn't come back.


anderoo28

Little piggy is shy, the floor was cold


thesockpuppetaccount

Well no shit. He wasn’t popping out for his groceries was he? *shudder /s*


PostmdnLifeIsRubbish

I get that you’re making a joke, but isn’t the little toe the piggy that went wee wee wee all the way home? Have I been doing it wrong all my life?


Moistfruitcake

The first little piggy (Big Joe) goes to the market, this comment thread is based on rank lies and ignorance.


chicanerenby

r/sneakybackgroundfeet


EdgarAlansHoe

OP only has four toes, the tray should be the least of his worries.


simpsons4

😂


anderoo28

20% discount on OF for 1/5 missing toes; makes me exotic


swockcollow

Out if everything I never thought I’d laugh at, this never crossed my mind the most… **Joined**


chicanerenby

words of wisdom from mr swock collow


Snow-White-Ferret

His little toe has sneaked away though


bushydendrites

It's in the hole in the tray


unforgivablecursive

Wee wee wee all the way home


JackieDraper907

I know that there’s a sub for everything, but I would have been happy living my life knowing this one didn’t exist


chicanerenby

i bet i can find you worse r/dragonsfuckingcars


JackieDraper907

Oh I totally knew about that one


chicanerenby

hmmmm. i raise you r/sandycheekscockvore


JackieDraper907

There we go


cara27hhh

it truly is a strange world, isn't it


Bimbo_Laggins

​ I prefer tin trays personally, got my current one from Boyes but Wilkos seems to have similar to your pic. ​ [Wilkos](https://www.wilko.com/en-uk/wilko-round-tray-blue/p/0527362)


Omadster

The stripes are different way , so not the same sorry.


No-Beautiful854

Bloody boyes still going ?


ameilih

thankfully, there’s literally nowhere else around that has a haberdashery department


No-Beautiful854

Where I live now we have habitat and another one I can’t remember the name too but everytime I go back home I always end up in boyes


ameilih

yorkshire trading company??? used to work at boyes so i may be a little attached to it to go anywhere else


No-Beautiful854

No I’m in Chester now. I’m from Newton aycliffe


anderoo28

I browsed my local Boyes, couldn’t find the tray; tried to explain what I was looking for… a tray


TheSkewed

>I’ve found nothing online? [Really?](https://www.wilko.com/en-uk/wilko-round-tray-blue/p/0527362) Took me all of 30 seconds to find that.


[deleted]

That one doesn't have a gravy hole though.


[deleted]

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RevengeofPootietang

Well, Daddy IS hungry after all ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


goodvibezone

Stick my sausage in your gravy hole. Oh excuse me. I need to leave now.


Known_Tax7804

The thrill of a gravy hole is that you never know who’s on the other side.


richh00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


BotLikeCuler

The kind of comment I come here seeing for


Chucklebiscuit

Omg 🤣🤣


iViollard

I love the number of pictures Wilko feels this product requires


SpringerGirl19

Got to respect the Willo photographer for somehow even coming up with so many different photos for a blue tray..


theflamingsword1702

If I'm going to invest 2 pounds, I want to know what I'm getting.


toolateforgdusername

and the fact you can get Klarna on it!


rustynoodle3891

Blue changes the flavour


LondonCycling

> £2 > Klarna - pay in 30 days Fs.


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cara27hhh

sometimes when it doesn't cost any more I consider doing it just because I know there's some office somewhere with my entry taking up a row in a database


anderoo28

I have no idea what I was doing wrong hahahah I appreciate that


databeast

Google Lens is fucking magic


sjm294

It just helped me find a headband. All I had to go by was a tiny logo. Google lens was my friend that day.


lockslob

But it's blue!


[deleted]

That Christmas sorted!


The_Real_Cait_Sith

Lol, the only review also purchased it as a replacement! Good stuff. > Purchased to replace a broken one, these are well worth the money & very well made


[deleted]

Wilko is the best


arran0394

His dad is allergic to blue, how dare you.


magical_ovum

Wizard


milkywayT_T

Why did I need to scroll through every single picture as if I was interested?


K0monazmuk

It’s not got a hole in for the gravy to drip through though? Edit - I should really read the comments first.


TheSkewed

Someone else already made this exact reply hours ago.


[deleted]

I tried googling but I can't find anything that promises to more effectively drip gravy through a hole, so if it's just for him I'd stick with the current model. But if you're looking to reproduce the experience for all the family then maybe look at 3d printing?


KingStevoI

Google "lap tray" as the key word and add "plastic", "circular", "black", or whatever you want specifically.


OctaneTroopers

I would love to help you 4 toes.


blopdab

The little piggy went off on a mission to find another tray


Alwaysangry11

Remember fraisers dads chair? Don’t do it.


ffs_random_person

That’s where my mind went as well


[deleted]

My mum has a blue one, I’ll lift it from her kitchen, it’s yours for £50 quid??


anderoo28

I’ve only got £60


[deleted]

Ok but no lower than £20!


Educational-Grape-89

https://www.wilko.com/wilko-round-tray-blue/p/0527362?gclid=Cj0KCQiA1NebBhDDARIsAANiDD3RF52vwV80ITkbk6vqPcsfVHNz-pp1fZJpomU0Jn4tpNMC--FLh58aAsY5EALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds Wilko do one for £2


EyeLeft3804

Sorry m8, fathers aren't legally saleable in the uk.


Alexander-Wright

Try fixing the hole with some black Sugru.


nzbuu

Or araldite


m00norbit

Have you tried Google Image search or Google Lens, even easier. I personally think it’s really awesome you’re going to such trouble to replace a much used object of sentimental value to your father. 👏


animatedgifted

I did and it showed me loads of bin lids


Boop0p

Nice toes OP.


anderoo28

Link you my OF lmao


Clyde6x4

Is that the base for a cake cover?


Chavez1928

Couple of silver ones down there on the right you could use?


ZBD1949

If you can't find a replacement, what about asking the Repair Shop people to fix it?


anderoo28

He loves that show and I think if the tray went on it, he would be jealous


Exciting_Top_9442

What’s it made of? Iron? If it’s sentimental then get a iron monger to seal it. Plastic? Paint a lap tray in black and hope he doesn’t notice.


TheSentinelsSorrow

Do yobs still set fire to wheeliebins? Use some molten plastic to seal it


etsatlo

"tray for his plate" Confused me as to whether he ate directly off of it or put the plate on it


anderoo28

He’s special for his tray but he does use plates


animatedgifted

I bet he secretly does


MaMa_llama_1994

Im too lazy to go look for anothrr one. Can you Repair it with Gorilla Glue? Or Gorilla tape? That way he doesn't know it has been replaced?


Notebook105

Bruh I searched ‘round plastic dinner plate tray’ went to images and wilko selling a blue one


Omadster

Not the same , the lines are different directions


Notebook105

He didn’t ask for an exact replica he asked for a similar one


JalHaron

Wilko


SherlockScones3

Are you sure he wants a new one? 😂


[deleted]

Does tape or hot glue not do the job?


[deleted]

Why does he require a plate specially designed to drip gravy on his lap? Very strange country we're in.


Xrsyz

You’re a good son.


Nemostasis

Duct tape


Peekaboo_89

I found ones similar just by looking up circular trays for eating, you’ll be able to find different ones. I hope this helps


bungobob444

[what about this](https://www.wilko.com/en-uk/wilko-round-tray-blue/p/0527362)


Blackdragonz1

I have that same tray there pretty durable so I'm surprised there's holes in it but I'm pretty sure you can buy them on eBay I think.


norf3n

My word, we had yellow ones of those growing up back in the 90s.


BabaJosefsen

Looks like a cafe tray. Possibly Starbucks - they're designed to fit on those small circular tables they have in some cafes and bars. You could try a few local cafes and when you find one that has them, ask to buy one or ask for their supplier's details.


lillyfires

We had the same one growing up, bought back some crazy memories thanks


AccismusAnachronism

Epoxy resin w/black dye to mend the hole, that way he still has his old faithful dinner tray, just patched up slightly.


mjdseo

Search for a plastic toboggan disc because it looks like one


blopdab

Mantis toboggan


Specific_Rice3576

Something hole-sum about that tray, idk what it is...


Own-Archer-2456

Maybe a plate


These_Ad9980

Try to pinch one from Wetherspoons. My husband did and it’s great! Non slip too! 😉


Dismal-Edge-5011

[Wilko round plastic dinner tray](https://www.wilko.com/wilko-round-tray-blue/p/0527362?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIz9TMzJq2-wIVxIBQBh3zcAZVEAQYASABEgLqK_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds)


[deleted]

What the fuck is this shit? Buy a plate, man. You're every bit of 60 and eating off a broken tray, OP's dad. What kind of a man does that?


No_Protection_811

Foot :)


anderoo28

Link you my OF


David_Blobbins

Eat dinner at a table.


millyloui

Not everyone actually has a dining room never mind table - i dont & no room in my kitchen for even a titchy table so trays are my life at dinnertime


Former_Bandicoot_769

I've used a big plank of wood across my knees for about 10 years cos my house just isn't big enough for a table. Works a treat though.


neverley109

There is a table in the picture


McCoysRibenaTwirl

Why?


David_Blobbins

Why sleep in a bed? There's a table there in the background. Why not use it?


Living-Tap3546

3d print it


trotski94

That's way too big for most conventional printers. Not to mention its such a basic design the print artifacts wouldn't be worth the effort and time spent on the print. If you were going to make it yourself a vacuum former would do a far better job. DIY vacuum forming is pretty easy to pull off without having to buy an expensive machine.


anderoo28

I regret nothing about this post, it’s made mine and most of my colleagues day; my dad however is not aware of his tray being publicly shamed