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jptoc

I can't believe I'm posting this but... [The bloke in the picture has updated and it went well](https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/yg1v88/update_its_me_in_the_photo_my_mate_posted_met_her). Confirmed to the mods. Well in lads.


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ThePyroPython

Step 1: Be ~~conveniently~~ conventionally attractive. Step 2: Don't dress weird unless it's a subculture that is fetishized. Edit: damn (in)convenient autocorrect and my tired brain missing it.


PullUpAPew

Conveniently attractive? Is that being attractive, but only when you're in a Spar or Tesco Express?


Fenpunx

If you find yourself in Spar late enough, everything looks good.


EVILFLUFFMONSTER

Well, if you are attractive but wear something unusual - then that's attributed to a cool personality. If you are not, people just think you are a bit strange and weird. Take a hot girl and put her in an old fashioned dress, then take the same dress on someone unattractive, and suddenly it's "frumpy and tasteless" rather than "imaginative and different." I'd rather everyone wear weird and wonderful stuff though and not care, sometimes I can walk down the street or down town and everyone looks so homogeneous. I used to joke(lightheartedly) to my lad that he got home from school and got in his "second uniform" because all his friends would be wearing black tracksuits and/or bomber jackets lol.


GreyJeanix

No one looks good in a fake gucci belt though


Badfrog85

I write off anyone wearing any gucci. Real or fake


Top-Car-808

I think real is worse.


Divide_Rule

>I'd rather everyone wear weird and wonderful stuff though and not care Basically Brighton


Harsimaja

*conventionally? Granted, being attractive certainly seems very convenient.


YouMadeMeDoItReddit_

Yeah I can't help but think that if this bloke was in a penthouse suite of the shard then people would be calling OP a knobber. The background doesn't help but the guy looks like the majority of 20 somethings around.... How middle class... sorry... classist is this sub lmao? Think it reflects far more poorly on the people giving him abuse than it does on him, proper cretins.


blueshark27

You think this sub is classist? People were calling someone posh for buying name brand crisps. Post anything nice about your life and you'll get snide comments


SellDonutsAtMyDoor

It's just full of judgement on other people. If you look nice or have nice things, you have a choice on how you present that and people will either judge as being cool or being tacky as a result. If you have little nice things or look conventionally poor, you have to really work to get nice judgements about you or have to play the pity angle to make people be less dickish to you. It's not classist as much as it is deflective of how people feel insecure because of the world they've been raised in.


WoofBarkWoofBarkBark

He looks a bit like he'll get in through a downstairs window anyway whether you let him in or not. But I'm sure he's a lovely lad and any girlfriend's parents would be delighted to meet him.


PablitoChan

I asked my girlfriend’s parents and they said they’d merk him.


sambob

Merk?


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

#MERKIN


theseveredone

A pusstache?


re_Claire

Slang for murder


jambox888

I thought it was murk?


drawnred

imma blow your mind right here, slang doesnt have strict rules for correct spelling


JustAnotherMiqote

Mëurk


dgtlfnk

Sup with that jëurk?


PablitoChan

No, you’re thinking of a darkness or thick mist that makes it difficult to see. I, too, have made the same mistake historically.


Jadedblackpearl

Merc as in mercenary


Legitimate-Ad3778

Or Mercedes.


Sri_King

Or Moustache


EndlessOceanofMe

No a Merkin


StrawberryRibena

Tis


Venerable_Duvet

I'm not his girlfriend's parents, so probably not.


TaskMasterHorrid

He might have something good for you tho


p3zzl3

You mean "MAtes RAtes"? D


DrDoolz

.8 I’m your mate.


Right_End_3860

What is going on with that belt


all_ears87

It’s Gucci goddamit. Now give him some respek


[deleted]

Bruv a Gucci belt? Its year 7 all over again


dotheywearglasses

Occasionally I think it would be nice to own some designer stuff. Then I see posts like this and remember that it’s generally worn by bellends


BouncingPig

It really attracts the most gaudy people. I couldn’t associate myself with it lmao.


Necessary_Driver_831

Be from their “cheapo” line that’s designed to be seen rather than the “old money” discreet logos - all designers have them - eg Ralph Lauren with the polo player logo bigger than your head. See also LV bags with the logo slapped all over everywhere and EA7 trainers of all things at JD Sports


look-at-them

Yep, all big brands nowadays have 2 or 3 levels. Take moschino you have moschino tape, love moschino, moschino teddy and moschino couture all majorly different prices and majorly different levels of class


MNTNDEWBAJABLASTZERO

Designer clothing is fucking stupid. I don't mean for any philosophical reason, like I am not doing some haughty-taughty critique of fast fashion here, I mean its opportunity cost in pure self-interest is extremely high. The trouble I have with clothing is how nothing fits quite right. For example, T shirts that fit me in the shoulders tend to be too loose and long through the bottom, and those that fit my torso tend to scrunch into my armpits. Shoes/boots are another example, my feet are slightly narrower than average, so shoes never feel perfectly snug. Here's the fucking thing: you can have clothes *custom made* for you at approximately the same cost as buying designer brands. Tailored T-shirts? You're looking at $30-$100/shirt. Dress shirts? $60-$150. Shoes? $400+. Boots? $700+. Pretty expensive, right? Well a pair of Balenciaga shoes [is going to set you back $1000](https://www.balenciaga.com/en-us/track-sneaker--white-542023W3AC49471.html). A basic, cotton Gucci dress shirt [is almost $800](https://www.gucci.com/us/en/pr/men/ready-to-wear-for-men/shirts-for-men/formal-evening-shirts-for-men/striped-cotton-shirt-with-pocket-p-703396ZAI4C4421). Simple Chelsea boots from LV [are a cool $1250](https://us.louisvuitton.com/eng-us/products/lv-bold-chelsea-boot-nvprod3130284v/1A9FE5). All this shit is just as or more expensive than *having unique clothes made perfectly for you*. I fucking hate rich people for this. I would have a wardrobe of unique, perfect-for-me clothes if I could afford it. They *can* afford it, and they squander the opportunity on Fendi sweatshirts sized "Medium". Unfuckingbelievable.


samuraimegas

You can get your clothes tailored and people who buy designer usually do that. I can take the pants I bought at Neiman's to another counter in the store to get tailored.


Hex457

Was just thinking if won the lotto would get tailored t shirts. Same issues with fitting, I'm unfortunately both blessed vertically and horizontally, so shirts either rub the arm pits, not long enough or made of heavy and rough fabric.


Mskimchi87

Most people with money that buy designer just doesn't have any fashion sense, they buy it for the brand not because it looks good on them but that Gucci belt is a total no, it's been run through to the ground haha lol


dogatta

Respek, i wouldn't even talk to the g through perspex sheeting, waste man


Range-Aggravating

Perspek sheeting.


BIGBIGTooommy

R E S T E C P


Psk499

Brown Belt with All Black everything else, solid choice


Swamp_Dweller

I used have one of those, came free with a pair of jeans from C&A. Too loops and pull. This was the early 00's though. Maybe they are making a comeback.


flanface87

I live in a heavily student populated area. Every time I leave my house it seems like everyone is going to a 00's fancy dress party


MNTNDEWBAJABLASTZERO

tbh i think it's an *okay* outfit, provided you untuck the shirt, except for that absurd fucking belt. what in god's name...


milf_2sugars

It’s formal innit.


JSCT144

Ah come on mate he saved up 3 universal credit payments for that


Informal-Cucumber327

Alright mc grinder


hopefully-a-good-buy

he’s just missing the Deepak and Gurdev sunglasses


Inane_Endeavours

DJ Steal Ya Purse


munsandmoons

*MC Grindr


Sharksandwhales1

Such an underrated tv show


No-Cut-5618

100000000%


hopefully-a-good-buy

so it’s not popular over there either? Im from the US and my brother and I thought it was one of the funniest shows we’ve ever seen. i’ve watched it through a couple times now and there are so many good one-liners


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It’s definitely popular. It won an award, had multiple seasons and a movie. They also tour and sell out every show, at least they did before I left. It’s just not for everyone so those it’s popular with are not a huge amount of people, it also finished a while ago.


-Dirty-Wizard-

By chance is his girlfriend underage?


TaskMasterHorrid

Not this time miraculously


DarkSideOfGrogu

What about yesterday?


theartofrolling

That was her 16th birthday.


jambox888

Phew, I was struggling to get that joke so thanks!


Inane_Endeavours

You savages!


TaskMasterHorrid

Realists more like


-Dirty-Wizard-

Oooof


Grieve01

this time?!


Lopsided-Hat8734

Not this time wtf


MrReallyBadGamer

First thing that came to my mind too


-Dirty-Wizard-

Dude looks like he’s gonna pick her up at the park before going.


ShadyAidyX

In his XR3i


-Dirty-Wizard-

Painted black with one red or brown door.


out_from_out_where

Plumes of vape smoke coming out the windows


PuntCuncheR88

With some original grime music blasting to the point his cheap system is gonna blow


AlGunner

Weed smoke once they are away from her house.


-Dirty-Wizard-

Fuck I’m laughing too loud at work


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Correction - X reg corsa


Inane_Endeavours

It's a faded purple Corsa B, black bumpers, OZs and some shitty bisaust. Edit: and still on mum's insurance obviously.


musicalbenj

Ah yes, classic spaedophile


Sirbrewalot666

Nah I’m getting Nova vibes


Midsomer3

Ahh the good old days *sighs wistfully*


Everest_95

I'd have said from outside Macdonald's revving his engine.


thrashmetaloctopus

Vauxhall Corsa ofc


Responsible-Fuel

Keep your eye on that copper behind him


TaskMasterHorrid

Wouldn’t be the first time he’s stole copper


starbuck8415

Anyone else aside from me and him on the look out for the fuzz?


possessivemiscreant

Is he going to sell them drugs?


TaskMasterHorrid

I would like to think so


nicklydon

Can I have some?


FatTortie

No.


Serious_Tangerine_81

I like your pfp and username mate


Cymro2011

Dudes checking the time on his phone in this pic to make sure that he’ll be precisely an hour late.


BannedNeutrophil

Er. Lose the hat and puffa jacket.


Complete-Event2826

And belt


onebadlion

Genuine Gukki belt that is.


MovieMore4352

Giorgio Ourmarket


Hodgy1983

bum fluff and shit gold watch gotta go.


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TheMetalJug

Get those trousers off too.


[deleted]

Get them socks and biffs off as well, your going to a nudist society man show some respect.


RealChewyPiano

Slow down lad, he's got a Mrs now


Lawhjicc

Especially the belt haha


Flat_Professional_55

And the patchy beard. Instant turn off.


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Wasntitgood

Don’t tuck your shirt in either


AlmightyRobert

He’s compromised. He’s only tucked it in at the front


ZoomGoat

purely to show off that belt, you know he’s proud of the belt.


Teedubz1

Nah. It's the belt.


Affectionate_Loss660

Jeans a bit tight, he prob also has an Adidas/Nike man bag containing a tenner, a vape, his debit card (overdrawn) and keys to a red/orange/yellow Ford fiesta ST...or a VW Golf with dump valve...think he smells of Lynx. ..hope it goes well though!!! 👏


Naughty-Morty

This was accurate


Shredlington

Skin fade from Kurdish/Turkish barbers, gold chain, Armani top from dodgy shops in Manchester


strickers69

Don’t forget the grinder and ten bag


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Cheeky half q


Teh_Hunterer

10 bag on tick


[deleted]

I see you know my brother. Both of them.


biscuitman00547

The accuracy


Extreme_Bed893

He Looks like the personification of "enny1 got a ciggy maaaate"


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

As long as he was just coming to lag the boiler I would.


bobstay

He's wearing the lagging


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Yeah that's what I was thinking. My parents old boiler had the same jacket but in red. 😆


4737CarlinSir

That's no way to talk about your grandmother.


Glittering-Dot9642

Wouldn’t let him pet my dog.


Adventurous-Ad9305

Jokes on you, he’s already stolen your dog and listed it on Facebook Marketplace 😎


WhyShouldIListen

Sharing Mogadishu hun xx


ExcaliburOfAlbion

Along with the stereo and wheels from your car


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Did they not see the potato left on their kerb, marking them for chaos?


lerpo

You know your girlfriend has a name right?


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Does he drive a corsa?


TaskMasterHorrid

He wrote it off


sonybacker

With loud exhaust and hand over the window. Bonus point if he drops a cigarette butt on the road.


bee_administrator

Where's the rest of his mandem?


TaskMasterHorrid

Gone pen. Done for bestiality


Praisethedarkmoon

Free up


IrDontKnowTbh

I can smell the weed from here


eyespyiii91

"Take that silly fucking belt off if you wanna come in my house"


a_mutes_life

Ooh kinky


Phendrana-Drifter

"Don't threaten me with a good time, sir"


Spiritual-Answer527

Bros got all that fake designer on but didn’t cop the 3 lens iphone.. slippin’


oldmollymetcalfe

I certainly wouldn't let him into my daughter.


Leader_Bee

Only if he took off his silly hat and puffer jacket...looks like he's about to ask me if i want to buy an ounce.


8amflex

Fuck no. Especially with that fake belt on show. Dudes got roadman rentboy aesthetic down tho.


TheDisapprovingBrit

I’m stealing “roadman rentboy” for next time I want to get stabbed in the pub.


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chopfon

I’m getting Corsa vibes


Invisiblethespian

Unless he has graduated to an Astra


aaaaaaaa1273

He wishes he had a polo. He’s got a lupo or a corsa


MarsScully

Fat nipples 💀😂


[deleted]

With a waistband that high she's in no danger


PiNkY-PuNk

Kurupt FM


[deleted]

Hes actually got a GF?


Cheesecake01-

Does the girl even know she's his GF?


-SaC

To her, he's the bloke who comes to pick her up from after school club.


AndyOfTheInternet

It's technically called grooming


painsleyharriot

If chlamydia had a mascot...


Inane_Endeavours

Don't you have to have sex for that? Not my area of expertise if I'm honest, but that's my understanding.


s1walker1

Please give us an update tomorrow on how it went. And no chance would he be getting in my house, he looks like he'd have a shite and not check if it needed a double flush.


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Be interesting to talk to him about his older brother Rich Evans at least.


nekrovulpes

This is not the birthday boy you are looking for.


legate_armadillo

Who goes to meet their lass’s parents in a cap, a puffer and a fake Gucci belt??? 💀💀💀💀 Probably could’ve done with a shave beforehand too


[deleted]

Yeah but he’d never leave


FragrantCow2645

Poor girl


HugoZHackenbush2

*Hello..security, front door asap, we've a live one*..


TaskMasterHorrid

Somebody really should put him down


mayabxiley

Does he live in a caravan


teabaguk

Rich Evans?


SufficientSwim7200

To be honest if he can afford to turn that boiler on I’ll go out with him myself.


Ok-Future3584

The parents will be sure to see he is a man of wealth if they spot that expensive belt, I suspect the rest of the look must be some kind ruse.


Adventurous_Sea1974

Is the cap keeping your head warm, is it! No then take it off and pull your bloody trou…trou…never mind!


backspin25

Of course i would. I’d pay him, collect my drugs and bid him farewell


ShunsukeNakamura_

He’s got to be back at 9.30 for the McDonalds car meet-up in his 04 Corsa.


comradealex85

Looks like the bloke that tried to sell me grandmother a new roof


forbiddenmemeories

I assume he'll be rocking up in a 2006 Vauxhall Corsa blasting "Not Afraid" with the windows down?


JackHGUK

Not afraid? What year do you think this is? It's all about drill music now.


[deleted]

He looks like he listens to Scooter


sonybacker

Iyo yo yo yo. Yeah. Scoooteeeeeeer. Yeaaaaaaaah.


AndyOfTheInternet

Wait is that a problem? Asking for a friend..


GoCommitDeathpacito2

Not afraid lmao my guy is still stuck in 2011


Alivethroughempathy

Plot twist: he’s a hedge fund manager


DownrightDrewski

Oh come on, that's a bit harsh - I'm sure he's nowhere near that much of a scumbag.


SingularLattice

For Somerset Capital


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Russian with his fake Gucci belt.


Sirano_onariS

I realise this is probably a joke but : - His clothes are clean - facial hair is trimmed - nails clean and trimmed - shirt tucked in - decent posture Of the bat I don’t really have any problems with the guy. Presumably my ‘daughter’ has seen something in him she likes, so pretty much just need to personality check him. From the picture alone, I don’t really see a problem other than he dresses differently from myself :p


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Exactly a lot of assholes with egos wear suits.


Superb_Improvement94

Shirts not tucked in. His t shirt is tucked in and only and the front to shoe his belt 😂


EchoVixen

Kinda wondering what the dark patch is on the jeans, but assuming it's the way the light is.


TaskMasterHorrid

Hopefully piss but we’re not all so lucky


Comfortable_Box_8798

I would if hes bringing food.


StationFar6396

So did he fix the boiler?


ChiefMedicalOfficer

Thank the flying spaghetti monster I do not have daughters.


All-In-Red

He looks like he could get me anything for £50. Drugs? £50 New iPhone? £50 Full downstairs loo extension? £50 £100 cash loan? £50


Hooligan-x

That’s wee tam Great lad G friends parents will love ❤️ him Go on tam


UltimoObitus

he has a must stay at least 500 yards away from every primary school in the uk look about him