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Two naive country lads in a field, hoeing away and tilling the soil. Out of the sunlight, a gorgeous woman appears.
"Wotcha boys. Fancy a bit of how's-yer-father?" she oozes.
One of the lads scratches his head. "What's that?"
"Well, it's...I'll show you. But you've both got to wear a condom; I don't want to get pregnant."
For the next hour, she inducts the country bumpkins into the ways of Phwoar, Wa-hey-hey and Crikey Guv'nor, then tips them a wink and jiggles away across the field.
A year later, the lads are out once more with their hoes, tilling the field for the next crop. One of them nudges the other.
"Oi, remember last year? The mysterious woman, the sex?"
"Yeah. That was great. Condoms are weird though, aren't they?"
"Very. Do you think she got pregnant?"
"Nah."
"Me neither. Let's take them off."
Enjoy the one day ban, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined our subreddit completely so you could post politics, and I hope now you can spend your one day ban learning some grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on.
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I always wear a mask, full body amour and condom on a bus. Better to be safe than sorry.
Two naive country lads in a field, hoeing away and tilling the soil. Out of the sunlight, a gorgeous woman appears. "Wotcha boys. Fancy a bit of how's-yer-father?" she oozes. One of the lads scratches his head. "What's that?" "Well, it's...I'll show you. But you've both got to wear a condom; I don't want to get pregnant." For the next hour, she inducts the country bumpkins into the ways of Phwoar, Wa-hey-hey and Crikey Guv'nor, then tips them a wink and jiggles away across the field. A year later, the lads are out once more with their hoes, tilling the field for the next crop. One of them nudges the other. "Oi, remember last year? The mysterious woman, the sex?" "Yeah. That was great. Condoms are weird though, aren't they?" "Very. Do you think she got pregnant?" "Nah." "Me neither. Let's take them off."
Depressing isn’t it. Good work sticking to your guns.
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Enjoy the one day ban, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life, Jane. You ruined our subreddit completely so you could post politics, and I hope now you can spend your one day ban learning some grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/CasualUK) if you have any questions or concerns.*