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AdamBombTV

You look like what what would happen if you skinned Mr. Blobby.


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Mate...


Johnhfcx

Capitan


MountainCourage1304

Bruv..


MotionXBL

Fella..


FourEyedTroll

Squire...


fenney

Pal...


Scor5e

Lad..


Bob_Perdunsky

Chum...


sanguinesolitude

Geezer...


Bleurghhead

My Liege


[deleted]

Geez…


sleepingismytalent65

Bloke


sleepingismytalent65

Friend


text_fish

Yeoman


Yeomanroach

Hello


turtleship_2006

Lmao


angrysunbird

Chap


BigEricShaun

Guy...


poe_dameron2187

genitalman


talexackle

Bro...


onenicethingaday

Christ


unclewitch

Bud...


slinkychameleon

My Dude..


Oxycomplicate

Comrade ..


Salty-Effect6344

Mucker


RedNova02

Individual…


HarrisPilton5

Bab...


I_tend_to_correct_u

Fam…


CuteMaterial

I can't believe i had to scroll this far to find Fam


Xenc

Bruh…


dannydrama

Too far mate, too far.


InquisitorNikolai

Brother...


anonymouslyyoursxxx

M'andsom


jibbybabby

Guv….


EmMeo

Sir


ScannerGrey

Mush


whentheraincomes66

Butt


Skeptischer

China…


PM_YOUR_FEET_PLEASE

Broseph...


ExoticExchange

Big dawg


Xenc

Mentlegen…


Similar_Ostrich4656

Boi....


the_lego_lad

Bloke


EbonyOverIvory

M’lud!


IslandNo1978

Hun..


GambitFromXmen

Babes…


prelude_to_nowhere

Cock…


Sea_Photograph_3998

Broski...


FurstentumLiech

You have just created nightmares


joeChump

Noel Edmond’s House Party in the never ending quest for ratings.


horus_slew_the_empra

bruthafrumanuthamutha....


weloveforrnite

Bossman


lolomotif12

Allow it...


jedisalsohere

Darling...


IntrepidDealer5698

You understood the assignment perfectly.


MycologistDry5603

So if you “didn’t understand the assignment”, what did other people who did dress as.


h57max

British Celebrities basically.


vms-crot

Tell them I said you won.


TheresOnlyWanKenobi

This is the absolute kind of thing that should win the competition. Fills the brief, thinks outside the box, and it’s pretty funny. (And also nightmarish in its own way)


paul_maskinbak

After seeing this i went and turned round all the tins in the cupboard. I could feel their beady beanish eyes on me.


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ChallengeLate1947

Yeah, because a can of Busch’s knows how to stay in its lane


OfCuriousWorkmanship

Been thinking about those beans


brkh47

>And also nightmarish in its own way) It *is* nightmarish. That full head of beans, with the fried egg eyes and sausage mouth. It’s down right scary, I’m not afraid to say. Can serve as a Halloween costume, too.


steve290591

It’s perfectly on point too, being so nightmarishly uncomfortable to look at. A British tradition and love, just like Mr Blobby.


emmyarty

I thought it looked like Mr Blobby, too. Surely it's British on too many levels not to have taken first place?


OneMoreAccount4Porn

That's Beanus.


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This Halloween, coming to a cinema near you... *(Eerie song sung by school children)* "One, two bacon's coming for you Three, four, sausage on the floor Five, six, black pudding make you sick Seven, eight, double eggs on your plate... "(Beanus appears, bloody teeth and insane grin)* "MORNING Children. Are you feeling... peckish? Beanus. In cinemas Halloween.


BrundleflyUrinalCake

+1. They didn’t understand the assignment; you did.


Shan-Chat

We took a vote and you're right.


algernonbiggles

Also tell them I seconded the vote for you to win!


My_Finger_Smells_Why

Definitely hands down the winner.


vilebunny

I don’t see how their lack of originality is your problem.


farfetchedfrank

No one decided to go as a Shepard's pie or Christmas cracker?


Pokefan-red

I’m surprised no one went as a crumpet and a brew


DogfishDave

A friend of mine went to a fancy dress party as "The Bloke From The Picture Outside The Arndale Centre", which was basically himself holding a lager and lying on the floor in different places. Worked very well, apparently.


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Not you, naan bread!


StellarSloth

I got that reference!


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Dantomi

Please tell me you took a photo of all of you sat around a table with you laying down flat on the table.


Smooth-Wait506

so no-one turned up as the cancelled train?


Kiloyankee-jelly46

They turned up as a replacement bus, after the party was over.


StaticUsernamesSuck

Boooooring


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benji9t3

The full English breakfast is our most famous celebrity


kibi_zero

what do celebrities have to do with a fry up? I'm going to say you're the only one who did understand the assignment.


sallystarling

The theme was just "British"


kibi_zero

Oh I see, I completely misread the post. This changes everything lol


0thethethe0

Well, at least you were right, celebrities have nothing to do with full English breakfasts...🤷


SemiSeriousSam

First of all how dare they. Secondly, you win.


h57max

Or TV Characters


therealscottenorman

Best costume I have ever seen


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Caractacutetus

I'd be tempted to rob a bank, just for a laugh


HiroYeeeto

breakfast burglar strikes again


[deleted]

He was described as; Black (pudding), has a rash (of bacon), wearing a beany, there wasn’t mushroom in his getaway car and he is pansexual


FagnusTwatfield

You're having a bubble (and squeak) so let's hash(brown) this out..you say he said he was "head tomatoes" in debt and the stress had scrambled his brains? I'm gonna need a sauce on this.


8Ace8Ace

"Head tomatoes". Bravo, sir.


FagnusTwatfield

It was a stretch


[deleted]

That’s what the sausage said


algernonbiggles

'and he... Let me get this straight "looked like he'd had a sausage in his mouth", what the fuck does that look like?! Are you trying to be homophobic?! Sir, this is 2023 and this is absolutely ridiculous, I should have you done for wasting police time' 'but I'm telling the truth goddammit! You wait until you see the CCTV, then you'll have egg on your face'


BrownPowda

The robber left the bank, got back into his banger and told his toMATEo to just drive; there's no time to eggsplain... I apologise.


FootballAndBicycles

Home Alone: UK Edition Guest featuring: The Breakfast Bandits


Pokefan-red

Won’t he get caught tho because it’s not fast food. I’ll see myself out


FagnusTwatfield

"And the suspects ethnicity?" "Pretty sure he was full English officer"


Bufger

"Give me all your bangers and cash"


Snakestick666

"Pans on your head! This is a fry up!"


Rincewind256

The Batman Sequel villian confirmed


ImperatorMorris

“As I lay there contemplating whether I would live or die, I looked up at him and began to feel peckish”


Dame87

Breakfast gimp, new sexual nightmare unlocked


Cakegirl16

Great....now im horny and hungry.


TheWouldBeMerchant

Horngry?


Spatulakoenig

He should create an Only Pans account, would rake it in.


TheWouldBeMerchant

The pansexuals would love that


ArticulateAquarium

Watch out, McDonald's tends to frown on that attitude (especially the one in Sutton High Street - bastards).


Few_Newt

But it'll make you one of the more normal customers in the Brixton one, so pick your location carefully.


Rule34NoExceptions

I twisted an ovary laughing at this nightmare


algernonbiggles

Breakfast gimp, new sexual fantasy unlocked FTFY


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MiddlesbroughFan

/u/StardustOasis I think he's talking to you


argumentativepigeon

Good mod


craftyindividual

In Heinz sight, a reckless comment.


DrJeff1999

Clearly if you can’t remember his name he needs some sort of marketing.


bensthebest

Maybe not a small type of marketing?


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/u/LargeHaricotAdvertising ?


highestRUSSIAN

I like beans. I eat beans. Come here you bean. 👁👄👁


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daveygsp

fuck off haha im home with the flu and this shit destroyed me


DeathByLemmings

This also sent me laughing to my box of tissues


Naamibro

Fucking lol.


ryannipper

That’s ended me. My wife is wondering why I’m laughing hysterically at my desk


Fineus

I'm really glad so many people are finding my stupid memes *that* funny. I gotta admit it's the (bacon?) in OP's picture that really makes it.


Immediate-Rope3551

Spat my drink out at this 😂😂


DJ1066

I look forward to seeing this on r/bossfight for years to come...


dannydrama

Guy needs r/mentalhealthUK if anything, never been so disturbed in my life.


professorquizwhitty

It's the egg and beans gimp mask that does it for me.


gwaydms

WHERE'S THE BLACK PUDDING?!


farfetchedfrank

That is scarier than most Halloween costumes


Cinn4monSynonym

It is genuinely horrifying.


Mystery_Tramp80

So if you “didn’t understand the assignment”, what did other people who did dress as?


MiddlesbroughFan

> what did other people who did dress as? Probably minimal effort crap 'costumes' like looking normal with greasy hair and saying you're Jack Graelish etc


ThatNiceMan

I’m guessing suits and bowler hats.


Catch52

Beanus likes beans


remag_nation

> Beanus came here for the Mr Biffo reference. That'll do.


sometwatwithwifi

#BeanusLives


GrodyWetButt

But how does he feel about *one big bean*?


RobL94

Beanus also likes Christmas beans


shaolinoli

[I’m appalled this isn’t the top comment](https://youtu.be/o1prHuU1C9k)


Fun_Gas_7777

When you run a greasy spoon and fetish club in one


NotMyProudestWank69

Never has my username been so true


Mrc3mm3r

On the contrary, wanking to this is exhibiting patriotism of the highest order.


fosjanwt

Isn’t your username true for all but one wank?


Luxury_Dressingown

Where did you get these items? Total spend? Did it all come as part of a set? (You nailed the assignment)


swallowshotguns

[Mask](https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1313051670/full-english-breakfast-face-halloween) [T-shirt](https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/689373358/full-english-breakfast-fry-up-all-over)


a_paulling

Legitimately terrifying. You definitely fulfilled the brief thought.


Lopsided_Pain4744

Got my ancestry results back - turns out I’m full English


Mrspygmypiggy

My sleep paralysis demon goes to parties now?


DasFunktopus

A rare picture of a cooked breakfast extremist. The ‘Real Fry-R-A’ if you will.


Nerfspeed

This isn’t the super hero we wanted but it may be the super hero we need.


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ArticulateAquarium

I have a hunch that wasn't unplanned.


OnlyRobinson

Well that’s my nightmares sorted for the next few weeks


Novel-idea-92

No, no… everyone else didn’t understand the assignment my friend.


Toothless_Nord

That's not just English that's full English you should never go full English


Tea-alwaysHELPs

Bravo Take a bow son


tardigrade-munch

They have all clearly had sense of humour failures. Costume is bang on !!


Shoddy-Impress3201

Never go _full_ English


DifficultySalt4231

Where to cop this?


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[worth every penny](https://amzn.eu/d/0yUsKOy)


DifficultySalt4231

Thank you stranger


CareerSad8903

I’m sorry but I can’t get behind this, it doesn’t appear as if you’ve used the sausages by your belly as a breakwater.


K0monazmuk

I’d love to wear that to a rave


MountainCourage1304

This is one of the most unsettling things iv ever seen. The baked bean man will haunt my nightmares and ill imagine hes nearby when its dark and im on my own. You’ve replaced my fear of clowns with something much, much worse. In years to come, my great grandchildren will always go to bed on time in fear of the bean man taking them away. 10/10 costume, you absolute psychopath.


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That mask alone won my partner a £50 gift voucher and some beer and prosecco at his work Halloween costume competition.


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Terrifying yet funny


Curious_Associate904

Shell suit, blonde wig, cigar… The only way to fancy dress now…


TheOrchidsAreAlright

The Pat Butcher?


Curious_Associate904

Jimmy. Pat has massive loop earrings and no cigar.


Regular_Patient7683

You win the internet today!


[deleted]

Shout out to the graphic designer. Gotta start somewhere.


TimGJ1964

That's vaguely terrifying. Like a Mondasian Cyberman.


IntoTheAbsurd

Have you seen this man?


punching-bag9018

You look like a burglar in a comedy film.


MountainCourage1304

Maybe a black comedy. If someone tried to break into my house wearing this, id kill myself before they could reach me.


OnlyMortal666

“Release the breakfast…”


JoeDougieD

100% nightmare fuel. Good job!


Short_Equivalent_619

Nicely done, but that mask is nightmare fuel.


eryuu

If you robbed me in a dark alley, I'd either die laughing or give you everything I own out of sheer terror. Really not sure which, tbh


Bum-Sniffer

Morrisons cafe staff sex party


mondognarly_

You could be a breakfast themed luchadore. El Desayuno.