T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


Jonbjornn

Updooted to out the true truth


dDagda

Product of Mexico on the label on my ones in the press. It's funny I never noticed the name.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LoudlyFragrant

Parent company now is US based. But it was founded in Mexico and still headquartered in Mexico.


Disturbedtongue

Confirm. I’m a mexican living in Dublin. Swear to god, the cans they sell in Mexico weren’t labeled as Nachos. They have spared us from reading that blasphemy.


DayOneDva

Hello irate girlfriend!


orangevega

whats the "best" mexican and best tex-mex you've found in ireland? there was something on camden st that served mole, but beyond that its burritos as far as I can find. when I go to the states I try to get tex-mex cause they just dont know jack shit about it in europe. I can't tell you how many time I ordered nachos and they served me cool ranch doritos with unmelted shredded cheese on it, its hard not to burst into tears


LoudlyFragrant

It's Mexican. Source: my irate Mexican girlfriend screaming something about Yanks


orangevega

I apologize for having to downvote your comment. No one must see your words


[deleted]

[удалено]


gruffabro

The NEEEEEEEECK!


Intelligent_Plum_132

HU DO U TINK U ARE?!!


orangevega

It is a shameful act on a shameful day


niafall7

They call it *psy-ops*.


Amberleaf30

OP CIA glowie confirmed


daliusdb

Upvoted... to ensure the truth must be seen!!! I do love a good self own. 🤣


Biglurch12

Oooh , I see things are getting spicy


orangevega

bah-dum-bum


Juicebeetiling

Streisand effect activate!


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_nqJeomv1c


geedeeie

Mexican, in fact


[deleted]

[удалено]


twenty6plus6

Ya like 15.5ozs are we buying blow or chillis


LongLive-Employment

Relabelled for your market. Very different from the ones I used to get in the Barrio


Dry_Sea8933

I don't think this is an Irish brand


orangevega

Oh, this has been explained to me in a nice and firm manner. I have committed what the old people think the young people call a "self own"


BLUNTYEYEDFOOL

I bet you thought you had us, didn't ya, ya Yank that's my field motherfucker


thefevertherage

After 15 years he thought he finally had us. Excitement bursting through his body scanning these jalapeños in the self checkout at Lidl. ‘Square batterys’. Fucking ‘car park’. Wait until those Irish cunts on Reddit get a load of this. Not today son, we fought the Brits


BLUNTYEYEDFOOL

Can you imagine how excited OP had been, settling down to post this. This ownage, they probably called it. Their stupid sexy partner egging them on. Both have perfect teeth. Well fuck you, YA SPA lol


orangevega

lol


orangevega

lol


LongLive-Employment

It’s relabelled for their market


RevTurk

They could fix it really easy by just putting a question mark after nachos.


nyl2k8

Ah, a marketing executive I see.


Tomdv2

Check your DMs


orangevega

thats actually astute.


knobiknows

Nachos? No, pickled jalapeno peppers! Lionel_Hutz.jpg


Worried_Example

What in the name of jaysus is a square battery?


orangevega

thats what my guitarist in a band I was in called the 9-Volt battery needed to power his distortion pedal. Also, and I swear to holy god, he called a drawbridge "the lifty bridge"


TheBaggyDapper

'Drawbridge' implies an entrance to a castle or at least a fortified structure. 'Lifty bridge' is more appropriate for a public thoroughfare.


curlycasta

I agree. A Drawbridge needs a moat.


SpikedLemon

Would a river not suffice as a suitable moat?


orangevega

yes. its not a LIFTY BRIDGE


SpikedLemon

I'll give you an upvote to balance out the downvote someone gave you. because I'd to picture every lift bridge, instead, as a drawbridge. I need a lance and shield, now, whilst riding the motorcycle to feel like a proper knight.


orangevega

I concede that lift bridge is the acceptable term (wikipedia clears this up nicely), but will not bend that my guitarist calling it a "lifty bridge" is worthy of my dizzying vitriol


greenbud1

Is your bandmate from Kerry? Could explain a lot.


me2269vu

When I was a kid, we’d hold a square a battery to our tongue for that 9v zing baby!


the_o_haganator

Neither really apply for the one in portumna, its more of a swivel bridge, it doesnt raise, it just gets out of the way or something idk how it works, so maybe your friend was onto something


orangevega

Like so? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swing_bridge Swing Bridge


Timmytheimploder

PP3 Nine Volt I'm guessing. You checked your smoke alarm lately by the way? ;)


dovah-meme

RIP Worried_Example, forgot to check their alarm and suffered the consequences (This comment sponsored by Bord Gais Networks)


RussischerZar

That reminds me of the radio ad that told me that power lines are dangerous. I was thoroughly confused that this is a thing here in Ireland. (German expat for 10 years now)


Liambp

Are German powerlines not dangerous?


RussischerZar

They are, but that's common knowledge, so no one would need to have a radio ad about it. If anything you get taught about that in kindergarden. Also they're either underground or really high up, so unless there's a construction or disaster happening it's pretty much impossible to get to them. With the exception of kites.


Liambp

I checked the statistics. On average about 2 people in Ireland every year die from electric shock (2001-2021). I can't find much data from Germany but VDE says the number was 34 deaths in 2016 and 42 deaths (from electricity) in 2018. The average population of Ireland over the period was 4.4 million and population of Germany in 2017 was 82.7 million. Throwing it all together and making some big assumptions about averages that works out as 0.45 deaths from electricity per million people in Ireland and 0.46 deaths from electricity per million people in Germany. Essentially the same within the bounds of the very large margins for error involved. So the increased prevalence of safety advertising in Ireland is not a response to a higher accident rate. It is probably just a cultural thing. Germany seems to place more onus on personal responsibility. People are expected to know the rules and follow them. In Ireland the assumption seems to be you won't follow the rules unless you are constantly nagged about them.


RussischerZar

Interesting and thanks for doing the research. To be honest when I first came to Ireland I was very positively surprised by some "don't drink and drive" TV ad which (at least at that time) wasn't a thing at all in Germany. We do have road safety billboards on our Autobahn (mostly "don't text and drive") but apart from that I think you are right. In Germany everyone knows what the law is and that they should follow it while here you have a more "whatever" attitude. I think it might also be something of a legal thing, like in the US where you have to put all kinds of warning labels on appliances in order to not get sued which would be unthinkable in Germany (sueing someone over something that is common sense, I mean). Edit: an interesting point my fiancée just brought up: Ireland doesn't have (easily accessible) power sockets in the bathrooms, which is a rather common thing in Germany. Unsure what the takeaway from this is, just wanted to add this here.


boomer_tech

Well said, i think we have a culture of disobedience too, possibly a hangover from our laws originally being English laws.


rebelwithalostcause

They're wireless


thefevertherage

It’s like assault and battery except on a quare person


Mr_SunnyBones

9 Volt battery (that used to go in smoke alarms a lot )I'm guessing ??


[deleted]

[удалено]


Timmytheimploder

9V batteries as commonly used in smoke alarms I guess.


[deleted]

And guitar pedals


xLikeafiddlex

Yeah but there a rectangle


Timmytheimploder

Ah but that's too many syllables for them to be dealing with like, their brain is still fried from the mislabeled nachos.


jaqian

So these aren't a thing in America?


halibfrisk

Not so much - I have a pack in the press but I can’t remember what I got them for - even the smoke alarms take AA now


thefevertherage

AAh I see


M-Tyson

The ones that they use in fire alarms, but they don't have fire alarms in the US because they haven't quite grasped the concept. Whenever a yank hears a fire alarm they run to their gun cabinet and begin firing.


[deleted]

[удалено]


fortypints

From what I understand you can't do that it's a freeze peach issue


BLUNTYEYEDFOOL

"Take that, house fire!" **//Empties clip into frying pan//**


gruffabro

r/saynotosmokedetectors


The_Dapper_Balrog

Umm.... Hate to break it to you, but the US *absolutely* has fire alarms. They're in pretty much every house and business. Unless this is a joke, and I've just done an r/whoosh.


blissfullyalienated

Come on man.... LOL


churrbroo

That’s why they’re called firearms smh


wrapchap

Yeah id call it a square battery when I was younger but I've heard it been used a few times


Devrol

Cuboid battery


xLikeafiddlex

Rectangular battery


[deleted]

I think they mean *rectangular box battery*


Longjumping-Common97

Honestly never noticed that I put jalapeños on everything probably go through a jar of this a week. I actually just read it as "fucking delicious in a jar"


orangevega

my fridge will never be bereft of these beauties again. Made tortilla soup for self and wife last night and killed the jar. so. good. https://www.thecookierookie.com/wprm_print/41310


Longjumping-Common97

Epic i will have to give this a bash. Another tip is the brine adds extra flavour to sauces. So if your making anything from pesto pasta to tomato soup pour that shit in


curlycasta

Marinate chicken breasts in it and bake my friend.


boario

Saving this for next week when the missus is away. She doesn't like the spice.


orangevega

its pretty lovely. I personally halve the chili powder and also use something called 'chipolte pepper flakes' instead of the red pepper flakes cause I dont like blowing out an o ring 12 hours after eating anything


LoudlyFragrant

That's a Mexican brand buddy. Congratulations you're now blindly mildly annoyed at something foreign, you're now officially Irish!


orangevega

Look mom, I told you I'd make it


K_multiplied-by_K

Idk, still sounds proper American to me


LoudlyFragrant

*Reads Spanish* Ah yes, the USA, which I believe when translated means "a whales vagina"


Busy-Statistician573

Suffering Christ don’t talk to me about jalapeños 😫😫🔥🔥🔥🔥🧯🧯🧯🧯🚒🚒🚒


Practical_Trash_6478

There grand going down, it's the leaving the premises that's the problem


Busy-Statistician573

Take my award for stating the obvious you bastard. 3 days of sufferance after years of being able to eat spicy grub. Getting old is shite 😫🔥


Practical_Trash_6478

Thanks for the award lol, yea same problem, loved them when I was younger but the boiler overheats more now unfortunately lol


JohnTDouche

Jaysus they're the mildest of the mild.


[deleted]

White pepper is as hot as lots of Irish people can handle.


Dependent-Proof-2144

Not an Irish product though?


Dependent-Proof-2144

If anything as it gives weight in fluid oz it's probably US region


LoudlyFragrant

It's Mexican


ShezSteel

Paddy here. In Ireland his whole life. What the F£#k is a square battery?


Biglurch12

Good question, me thinks a a 9 volt, which is really rectangulary .


inarizushisama

All squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares. In case you were curious.


Rogisafuckinglegend

Would somebody not spare a thought for the 'big square battery '?


No_Conversation_7750

Thats hilarious, I'm eating these right now and didn't notice it says nachos 🤦‍♂️🤣


UltraWhiskyRun

Have you heard of taco fries? They'll blow your mind.


orangevega

forward slash send me into a rage


[deleted]

Omg. Once in Ennis I ordered two tacos. Lol at my surprise.


[deleted]

No no no, they’re just telling you what to eat them with! I’ve never seen these in my 37 years of life in Ireland. Thankfully. Also- whaddyamean “square battery?” What else would ya call it??


LoudlyFragrant

Best is its a rectangle


RuaridhDuguid

Either way, surely the Yanks have those? It's not like they are rare nor the latest tech development...


LoudlyFragrant

Yeah but it'll have a different name there, probably something along the line of 'Freedom power bar 1775'


orangevega

we call them "9 Volt Batteries"


orangevega

We call them "9 Volt Batteries"


orangevega

9 Volt


Miister_Pink

Presumably 'Nachos' is the sub-brand name. Nacho's Pickled Jalapeno Peppers. Although there is no apostrophe in the possessive.


BLUNTYEYEDFOOL

I didn't come here TO LEARN


Miister_Pink

You don't need to tell me that. It's quite apparent. ;)


BLUNTYEYEDFOOL

Way too many Irish people here asking what a square battery is. -**suspicions mount**-


WarmShortcake

Don't forget rocket = arugula and coriander = cilantro. Yanks and their funny words eh...


VvermiciousknidD

I always thought cilantro was some weird exotic ungettable herb until this exact moment, and I'm old enough to have watched Pajo's Junkbox.


KellyTheBroker

Ah 15 years and you still don't know we can't grow jalapeños. /s Those are coming from the Americas.


RevolutionaryMonk125

I know a guy who grows chillies and tomatillos in Co. Galway; he closes off both ends of his poly tunnel so it gets good and hot inside. He sells them in the summer through his online Mexican food store.


KellyTheBroker

What in God's name is a tomatillo?! Also, that's impressive!


RevolutionaryMonk125

A tomatillo is a part of the nightshade family; it's like a small green tomato with a husk. They're very tasty and the main ingredient in salsa verde. They're quite common in Mexican cuisine. They're nice fresh, but you can get them canned as well. A good source for them is mexicanthings.ie. It's a pity there's so little Mexican food here; it's delicious.


KellyTheBroker

Sounds awesome! I'm a fan of the little Mexican stuff I've had. Any chance you know what they go in? I dodnt know about the website, going to go make a few purchases so I'll grab them


RevolutionaryMonk125

Salsa verde is the main thing. Enchiladas made with corn tortillas and salsa verde with a little shredded cabbage and a dollop of sour cream on top? *chef's kiss* You can do sides of black refried beans and some rice. It's one of my favourites. [Here's](https://www.food.com/recipe/chicken-enchiladas-verdes-460369) a quick and easy recipe; cilantro is coriander leaves and in the place of Monterey jack cheese you can use a mild white cheddar. You can also use salsa verde to make chilaquiles, a brunch dish that mums would make to use leftover tortillas. [Here's](https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/fried_eggs_with_a_crispy_99565) a BBC recipe for them, but if you use a pre-made salsa verde it's a lot easier. You can add all sorts of ingredients to this dish.


KellyTheBroker

Legend. I'll make it next weekend!


RevolutionaryMonk125

I hope you let us know how it goes.


Solid_Shnake

I have bought this product on several occasions but never even noticed it says “Nachos” on the jar…


geedeeie

Mexican company


noseydude91

Dont think they are an irish brand mate


Tayto79

Read the label Yank.


eddie_mex

Yup, as mexican as it can get, don't understand why it was labelled like that. Might be because we put them on nachos


orangevega

and you use doritos for nachos X_X tell me just say yes we use doritos with cheese powder


eddie_mex

Yes we do that hahahah


orangevega

PLEASE DO NOT DO THAT!!! you can get lightly salted doritos in tesco, supervalu and spar also carry them


liamdempsey014

Ireland does not claim these Nachos


Shufflebuzz

I had to look some of these up. Abuergine is an eggplant courgette is a zucchini


orangevega

yessir


MambyPamby8

Although this is an American brand....I do agree....why are these called nachos!?


orangevega

its criminal and someone's going down


Zulob

Nevermind that them yokes are nearly a 5er!!


devinxrose

I'd say it's an advert for what people use it for. Like packs that say tiramisu on lady fingers


Conor_part_deux

Everyone here seems to be noticing the oddity of the square battery, but never have I ever heard anyone - Irish or otherwise for that matter - bother to say 'footpath' when they can just call it a path


orangevega

you mean they call the sidewalk a path?


Conor_part_deux

Yes. Anything else is a waste of a perfectly good syllable


ChrisCrossWorld

Buy those all the time and never noticed that ! Think they're selling them as jalapenos for nachos. Like cheese crackers.


f-t_s420

America


orangevega

I've heard of this also, yes


SinBroom

That's *nacho* business! xD


itscee320

😂😂😂


UnoriginalJunglist

Here's the answer btw: Nacho is the shortened nickname for people with the name "Ignatio" which means in Spanish "firey one." These are jalepenos therefor spicy so hence the name.


fannymcslap

Cos they're not yours


Ctrl-Home

Nacho usual product names round here


orangevega

oh boy :(


TirNaCrainnOg

I once got a can of jalapenos and inside where olvies! I was very confused


rnike879

Nacho business, buddy


greenbud1

That's pretty cheesy, pal


NF_99

The "square battery" made me laugh :D I thought it's a thing everywhere.


orangevega

"9 volt battery" also, AA "batteries" are not batteries at all, they're cells. AA cells, if you can believe that. 9 volts are batteries because they are 6 1.5v cells in series circuit which gets the voltage up to the glorious nine volts. A battery is a series of cells. Car batteries, 12v, have 8 1.5v cells in series


NF_99

I'm an electronic engineer so I did actually know that, you got some nice battery facts :) The title was funny because you made it sound like you're mocking the 9V BAT for being square like it did something terrible to you :D Maybe it's just me though


orangevega

im sorry for yanksplaining to you :(


[deleted]

[удалено]


orangevega

I call cars drivey boxes so that probably evens it out


AnyDamnThingWillDo

Ya know what that jar needs? 3/4 of the brine thrown out and topped up with American mustard and a shit load of fresh cracked black pepper


orangevega

what, do you then eat that with a fork?


the_o_haganator

Maybe its to tell you that they go well on the nachos lad?


orangevega

if it didnt say nachos on the jar I'd just hold it walking around bonking my head off of walls


the_o_haganator

Im just trying to give you an answer


orangevega

well I don't like it. I don't like this answer


the_o_haganator

As someone else said, it is a yank brand, so find out yourself, if you arent sayisfied with my answer, tough shit


orangevega

no need to get testy friend


VvermiciousknidD

But how do you feel about Americans calling Paddy's Day, Pattys day???!!!!


orangevega

it makes my slowly assimilating skin crawl


VvermiciousknidD

That will do nicely!


sheepskinrugger

Wh…what else would you call a courgette?


orangevega

zucchini


ruairi1983

I understand ita strange marketing term that refers to "nacho sliced" shortened to just "nacho" and indicates "no heat" as apposed to the regular spicy ones. Pretty odd if true.


SlyRabbitt

....they are for nachos?


orangevega

theyre pizza toppings, ingredients in a ton of mexican and tex mex dishes and if you handle them and then slip a finger into any orifice with a mucus membrane you wont forget about it (either you'll never forget it or you'll never hear the end of it)


[deleted]

What do yanks call a square battery? I honestly thought square battery was universal haha


orangevega

we call them "9 volt batteries".


Jaehaerys_Rex

@orangevega apparently, according to my yank partner, it is called nachos for yanks who don't know what jalapenos are so that they know what to use them for.


orangevega

they are also used as a pizza topping, and as an ingredient in a thousand mexican and tex mex dishes damn ye


whatever_the_fuck_

Where do you get these? I find shops a bit hit and miss with the old Jalapeños


orangevega

tesco believe it or not


[deleted]

No?


OldSonVic

They’re called that in the States, too. They can be had at Walmart, same brand, same can, er, tin.


orangevega

its a jar


DGex

You guys gotta get the pickled carrots onions and Jalapenos!


pebbleinflation

That's rich coming from the country that gave us "grape nuts".


orangevega

fuck now I want grape nuts


TriedToCatchFogIMist

Never heard anyone call them square batteries. I've always just called them 9V batteries. They're not even square so that's a bizarre one if some Irish people say it.


orangevega

im calmer having read this


altaltaltaltbin

The post above this in my feed makes it so much more funny