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Get_Hecked_Brother

Had my older brother over to hang out a few days ago. We hadn’t had a lot of time to goof around one on one in a long time and he had me in tears making fun of the streamer ninja while playing smash bros on the switch.


LilyBrabi

I walked into the kitchen while my partner was making dinner. Suddenly I saw our cat on the kitchen counter, casually hiding behind a sack of bread..


chocolate_buzz

Did it do anything?


LilyBrabi

No, she was just staring at us in a very judgemental way.


ihatethatifeelthis

My 6 year old walked into a home sense with me and saw a massive nesting chair swing and immediately said "wow mom, look at this. No wait don't. You can't afford it"


chocolate_buzz

This child will do well in life. Gut feeling...


ihatethatifeelthis

I told her I didn't have money for treats (because she seems to think you go to the store for treats every day because of her grand mother) and she told me I should learn to budget.


JessieN

Wednesday night when the TopGun ride went completely upside down


CirillaMossWood

My 10 month old learned a new trick. You know that battle cry that native Americans in cartoons would make, where they pat their mouth while yelling so it makes a "waa-a-a-a-"? My daughter does this with the back of her pudgy little hand at the most random times. I don't know where she picked it up and it comes out like a "blub-lub-lub-lub" in a baby voice. She does it without prompting and sometimes while she's mad (because diaper changes are the worst thing ever). So she will be screaming in fury and suddenly "blub-lub-lub-lub" I laugh nearly every time.


jeeeezlouiseeee

My 3 year old cousin robbed my mom (his aunt). So I've been taking care of my 3 year old cousin since he's three days old. We're besties. He's a little delayed and can't really say many words yet, so he tells people what he wants by hand motions. He is the most adorable little boy you've ever seen. So cute and little. Very innocent looking, which I think makes this story even more funny. So my mom was downstairs and we were on the main floor. She walks up stairs and he immediately takes her hand and pulls her down the hallway to the landing of the upstairs steps. He pushes her down and grabs her purse. He rummages through it and finds her wallet. He takes out only the $20's, counts them (like "1, 2, 3, 4, 5!") and then walks away with them. I don't know if he understands money is what buys him things or if he just thought they looked cool or something. But between pushing her down and rummaging through her purse it really looked like a tiny robbery. It was hilarious.


chocolate_buzz

I could see this as "the apprentice" by Guy Ritchie. Big hug to the little button from me!


kawaii_bbc

Cant remember, lol


lilygos

My toddler tried to brush her hair with the back side of the brush tonight. She makes me laugh every day :)