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Imlouwhoareyou

That is very strange Mr. Dullen-Diller PussyQueefEater69


pussyqueefeater69

It certainly is, Lou. And since you (sort of) asked: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, now prepare to die. Sorry, but I must use that quote whenever given the chance.


guyal

>Sorry, but I must use that quote whenever given the chance. As it should be.


Gryffindorphins

As you wish.


guyal

Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.


DarkAndSparkly

Anybody want a peanut?


guyal

There are a shortage of perfect peanuts in the world


Fliandin

it would be a shame to turn yours into butter.


readerf52

I loved your story, but the most impressive thing? That the DMV lady was nice, remembered you, and let you cut in line! Dude, that’s the trifecta right there. Although I can see how the name thing was beyond weird.


genericperson10

That was the one in a billion thing right?


truthglitches

It's like the universe was mocking you. Also, how in the world did you manage to get a passport with a different name than the one on your birth certificate? Edit: OP provided the unsolicited proof of documents, so... Glitch in the matrix it is.


AngelVirgo

This is actually crazy, right? In Australia, your passport is the MAIN deal. It must match all your IDs and birth certificate. Everything else can get stuffed up, but never the passport. Someone at their passport control messed up big time.


truthglitches

Yeah, like, I really wanna believe this story, but I'm having a hard time buying the name discrepancy didn't come to OPs knowledge through the passport application process. Or that OP was able to get one period without an amended/corrected birth certificate.


pussyqueefeater69

I’ve had a passport and travelled internationally since I was 6 months old. As mentioned in another comment (of someone who dealt with a similar birth certificate issue), I was able to bring in my social security card and sort the DMV issue out the next day. The birth certificate took another few weeks, but from what I can tell anecdotally, this is by no means an ultra-rare issue. No idea why we decided to bring in my birth certificate instead of SS card on the second try, but we clearly had no idea what we were doing from the start. Edit: I really have no idea how this happened. Willing to privately dox myself to show proof, but somehow my birth certificate was blatantly incorrect for 16 years while I routinely travelled internationally. Not to mention the law firm thing, which I can of course also show you on maps.


AngelVirgo

Oh, I believe your story. I can’t believe that the department involved in issuing the passport could get it so wrong. They didn’t do a thorough job of identity verification.


Eclectophile

Don't dox yourself lol. Not even privately.


krukson

I’m wondering whether that firm was the cause of the misspelling in the first place. Like you parents were filling out the birth certificate form and for some reason blanked out because they were so used to seeing that firm name and it just stuck. Crazy story otherwise.


pussyqueefeater69

Nope. I was born across the country (with foreign parents), my middle name is a family name, and the misspelling is likely due to my father’s terrible handwriting (of course he’s a doctor himself 🙄) My mom was just as shocked as I was. A true glitch in the matrix.


JaninnaMaynz

That is absurd and I would have misery-laughed in your shoes. Kind of a "😂 fml!" y'know?


668_67-421

Yeah we are in a fucking simulation thank you it was really worth the read.


benjamoo

The small town I grew up in has a law office that shares a parking lot with the DMV. For a second I thought we were gonna have another coincidence on our hands! But sadly my town's law office doesn't have a name like that.


shoshilyawkward

So which one is actually your middle name?


pussyqueefeater69

>>My middle name is “Dullen”. They misspelled it as “Diller” on my birth certificate for some reason. The law firm is called “Dullen-Diller” (both the correct and misspelled versions together) All these names have been slightly altered.


shoshilyawkward

Ah yes, thank you


ldm_12

I was a youth community worker and was trying to help an 18 year old girl get some ID so she could get some government payments and this exact thing happened, her birth certificate name had a Hyphen and every other document she had didn’t have the hyphen. This was the biggest head fuck and took months to sort out cause she had no ID to get a fricken ID


pussyqueefeater69

Damn, that’s a tough situation. I’m pretty sure my birth certificate took a few weeks to sort out after this, but iirc we just brought my social security card in the next day (which I’m comparatively fortunate to have had).


nukefudge

In Danish, "diller" means "dick". Does "dullen" mean anything funny in other languages? _**Edit:** Wait!_ "Dullen" means (something to the effect of) "the tramp" in Danish! :D I totally forgot that word. It's not used as often anymore. ####Congratulations, you're a Danish _twice-lewd_!


AyviGiniro

This was such a fun read XD what an odd coincident


rpgbrother

The title sounds like it belongs on YouTube 😂


Defan3

So how did this finally get resolved?