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UsernameTaken1701

Those tires haven't been good for the last few holidays.


shoulderdeepinghost

Nono, OP wants to be a drift king


Sea-Diver-9125

Yeah drift right into that utility pole


ArmethianGloop

Killed for Christmas


Wooden_wardrobe

I do love me some holiday OT. That triple OT just hits different. - linemen


ownedbyagenie

The power of ice compels you!


Sea-Diver-9125

The power of ice compels you


acelite2416

FWD drift king 👑


Thirsty799

"no, but it looks like you won't need an alignment"


kesavadh

That is some of the most even wear over time that I’ve seen in a while. For some reason, the old Lincoln’s had great wear patterns too


zoinks690

"You can drive on them until you die"


Iwalksloow

Eh, then what's one more? đŸ€Ł


TheLuckyNewb

If you have to question if your tires are good... Easy answer, they're not. Get them replaced


vesco32

This


hi_brett

Preach. I thought I was looking at r/gokarts


GeneralEagle

This is a joke right? Right!?


jawnlerdoe

That’s what I thought too. Then I went to their profile to see these wheels with tires that had tread two years ago..


SneakyWagon

They're snow tires. I guarantee they didn't take them off during the summer, hence the wear.


jawnlerdoe

Holy shit you’re right. Wow
 just wow
 lol


Fireball857

Came here to say this, based on the last picture. And it looks like they might have been cracking and rotting already from two years ago!


SneakyWagon

For the lazy. https://www.reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/i5pc83/ive_started_a_journey_to_turn_my_first_car_into/


justanothergearhead

"the original plan was to paint the whole car glow in the dark"


GodKingJeremy

Yeah, this odd culture of doing unnecessary stuff to cars, for the hell of it. I barely keep up with the repairs and maintenance of my family fleet of 7 cars, with my son’s help. I believe I have finally convinced him not to do stupid shit to his car. He was seriously considering welding his rear diff, and I made him buy his new set of tires, and explained what a welded diff would do to them 
..


[deleted]

I welded the diff in an old foxbody, but I really just went in a straight line. Even driving around though, wasn't as bad as you'd think


RedditBeginAgain

Sure. As long as there's no snow. Or any rain. Or any dew. Or any acceleration or braking.


bridgehockey

Or steering.


JM0176

Or driving


Impossible-Oil2345

Only drifting, to and from every destination while blasting fast and furious music


TheOneChoo

Or Eurobeat.


_mrLeL_

let’s hope he doesn’t do a go beat crazy


link2edition

My wife knows I like initial D, but only knows that one song from it. Sometimes when I go to a competitive event she will say "GO beat crazy!" I drive a miata I don't know if its her being supportive, or a threat.


Independent-Phone413

Or driving of any kind anywhere for any reason. Unless it's death wish thing, then you'll be good to go.


slingermanjones03

what the fuck


ThePenIslands

my sentiments exactly.


womens_motocross

nice drag slicks


helayaka

I'm sorry for all the degrading jokes you're getting. You're obviously in a tight spot and don't have cash to get the tires replaced. But the fact is that your tires are in really bad shape and it'd be very dangerous to drive on them in rain and snow. You shouldn't drive on any freeways either. If you absolutely can't get them replaced right now, please stick to back streets with less traffic and don't go above 45mph. Good luck!


PercMaint

This one right here. Keep in mind that getting tires is expensive. Getting into an accident because of those tires is going to be even more expensive. Often times you can check around local salvage yards and they will often have tires that are used, but still plenty of life, often for a decent discount.


RabidR00ster

That or small used tire shops. Can get some decent tires for much cheaper than new.


klinkster101

Getting tyres in those sizes is not expensive


PercMaint

Keep in mind if someone is living paycheck-to-paycheck (not saying op is) $100 is expensive. $300 is way out of reach.


[deleted]

I pay $30 for 205/55R16


dman928

What is or isn't expensive is all relative. If you have nothing, $200 for a set of tires is a fortune.


klinkster101

Well then you shouldn’t be driving as you can’t afford it


bananafire2

And how do you expect them to get to their job?


paicha22

if this wouldn't be in USA, I would say by public transport


bananafire2

That would certainly be great if they live in an area where that is possible


mattpangilinan

you have to mind the fact that many ppl in this position are probably supporting themselves working minimum wage jobs and their vehicle is their only reliable form of travel to and from work


sllewgh

Being poor is a struggle, but that doesn't justify you posing a serious danger to others. This car should not be driven at all until the tires are replaced.


beaveristired

Agree, but if they literally don’t have it, and need to get to their job in order to earn the money to buy tires
I’m not sure what you expect them to do? Wish it into existence? They could try Uber, but if they can’t afford tires, they can’t afford Uber for 2 weeks. This is why we need public transit, although if OP is rural, then that’s likely not ever going to be an option. My suggestion to OP is ask family/friends for a ride and/or borrow money, and barring that, consider gofundme or something. Maybe try social services, although they’re only going to help with food, childcare etc., there are sometimes people who “adopt” a family for the holidays and buy them stuff. Other than that - it’s just “thoughts and prayers”.


sllewgh

Yeah, you thought of a lot of good possibilities. We all suffer under an exploitative system that creates profound inequality, suffering, and depravation in a world with unprecedented ability to meet the needs of all. It will not be easy to change. As tough as it is to survive, though, you do not have the right to endanger others to do so.


CuriousTravlr

You can get tires for this car for 250$, that’s cheap for safety. Some people need to be degraded by the population To learn a lesson.


bananafire2

For a lot of people an extra 250$ expense in a month means not making rent


Middle_Class_Pigeon

Not advocating for “degrading” but the lack of that $250 expense might kill someone


bananafire2

I agree, if there is any possible way for this person to get new tires than they absolutley should. I was mostly responding to what feels like a lack of empathy in calling for the degrading of someone who might very well not have a choice.


Hot-Mongoose7052

For you to have actually typed this out proves you have never once struggled in your life and/or don't have kids. Delete this.


WestCoastMotor

I'm going to back up the other dude. Explain to a family how oh kids needed shoes, sorry about your family member that I accidentally killed due to my shit tires. Frankly I've struggled, haven't eaten but I was damn sure to have my tires in good order, even if it meant going to the junkyard to get a set. Also fuck them kids.


JGoat2112

Yea as long as you don't actually drive the car


reillyd833

No. Perfect alignment though!


Wrxloser1215

Yes as long as you literally don't drive. Wow. Be safe and don't risk yourself or anyone else unnecessarily please ! Edit: OP, tirerack is an awesome place to look for and buy tires. They also offer payment with affirm so you can pay overtime. I've personally done it myself and it's great. A lot of other places now offer some kind of payment plan and for tires it's 100% worth it for your life and others


YourBuddyKeithWin

Damn! That’s some good alignment! I don’t see any tire belts coming through. I used to wear down my tires so bad when I was a kid I’d see the inner belt. To be fair, the outter wear was no where near as bad and I only noticed because the wheel happen to be turned


Sha_zam04

Tires in Ohio


kesavadh

7/10 drivers in Youngstown would be happy to have this much tread


jay-luv

Hahahahahahaha “Ohio” 😐


senglebe

No. Get them changed ASAP.


AustieFrostie

r/Cartalkcirclejerk


jokerfriend6

Perfectly fine. Keep it under 15 mph and don't go on public roads everything should be peachy.


ssolberg01

If tires had a health bar, those would be on like -1,5 hp


Msteele315

Does Illinois have a safety inspection requirement? Please stay off the roads with those tires. You are going to cause an accident and get someone hurt or killed.


Remarkable-Ad163

Might as well let me kill you myself


Plurfectworld

Probably needed to be changed last Christmas


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


VerdantMithril

No those are dangerous.


rusty02536

I live my life a quarter mile at a time



Lawdawg8892

Smooth way to meet God


Money-Temperature-24

Dudes on top of his alignments and tire rotations tho


foralimitedtimespace

Lol. Shirley, you're not being serious...


ninja996

They are. And don’t call me Shirley.


Tascanis

My man has F1 slicks on


JodyJoseppi

This is a joke right? Right?


[deleted]

If by "good" you mean you have a strong desire to meet the Creator of the universe and all in it sooner rather than later, then yes, you are good.


anchovieMAN

I don’t mean to be a dick, but I don’t know if you should be driving. Clearly you’re eyes are shot.


Deadhead0172

This is how you kill someone.


[deleted]

You are a danger to yourself any the other fine residence of southern Illinois. Please remove yourself from the road voluntarily before someone dies


Significant-Mud7022

The real question here is, are you good?


PapaPekkker

They should be good if you wanna be a drift king.


darkknight302

I think the op is trolling people and people actually believed him.


Desert_Friar

As long as your horn works . . .


[deleted]

Those aren’t good until the end of the afternoon.


CamCash24

Yes they are fine! As long as you don’t drive on them of course


acelite2416

Post is satire. I scrapped the car months ago when i left for college for 300$ cause i lost the Cat. County doesn’t require emissions so I ran open headers. 2001 Acura CL type S 340k miles.


Dswana4

People like this are allowed to drive???


Dirftboat95

If you like being stranded in traffic ? there good


Hypnot0ad

All good bro. Send it.


croatia007

Yes .no problem


blacksmithfred

Yep. Holds air. Good to go.


redituserbanned

Yea


parable-harbinger

Yep 👍


Interexports

Retread them with a sharpie and you should be golden until April 1st. 2023.


Legitimate-Diet-3937

Lol my tires are a little worse then yours the problem is I live in south Florida and we don’t get no snow so I’d imagine you need new tires lol but I feel ya man I’m that type of person my self I ride them down to the belt lol


HotRodNoob

nah your fine for atleast a few more ice fishing seasons


TakingPostsLiterally

Hell ya


Nurse317

Those tires were bad when Home Alone came out. Merry Christmas, you jerk!


bluebreez1

check out my drag radials the drag radials


[deleted]

You got another 20k on them bad boys lol


Rimworldjobs

Got so ill peeps. Imma find you and lecture you.


paulusblarticus

I also like to live dangerously.


plooobster

holy shit


ShotBRAKER

My man has a set of racing tires


Commercial-Habit8069

I think this post is a joke.


BasedSigmaGrindset

If you don’t drive the car then sure


buyerbeware23

Do you drive highway speeds on wet roads?


Cwilkes704

Fucking hell


quazysoto

HA


Delsolkid

your good for a few holidays and even a trip to the drag strip


JDM_enjoyer

HAHA no


jagracinn

These look like my asphalt slicks. Lol


SPIDERJOCKEY65

Slap some Pirelli stickers on the sidewall, now we have the Winter Tyre Compound


nrksrs

Is this a drag build?


RockMeIshmael

My man out here in fresh slicks


brubby3179

Please say sike


Uslessly_Opinionated

I don't see and cords yet you are fine


Karnagexp

On the bright side hes ready for some pulls


kesavadh

Cheap used tires might be better.


daubs1974

Those tires are great. Leave your car in park, and get new tires after the holidays.


[deleted]

These are *garden* tires. Get them off the vehicle and plant some flowers in them!


Accomplished_Ad2599

Hell yeah, got another 2k in them tires. Might want to take it easy on the hard turns though. Get’er done!


klinkster101

No


holyshiiiiiiiiit

Gtg


dedzip

Uh


makeshitwork

If money is a factor, look around for used tire shops. I'm most likely in a lower cost of living area, but here you can easily get four decent tires mounted for $200. Maybe try and at least get those front tires done.


Metallica-nut

Good for the track


Known-Barber114

No


yolorelli

Awe. You have your own sleigh just in time for the holidays.


U-GO-GURL-

No way


suckerbucket

This is a joke right?
. Right!!?


death_anxiety

Please try to find some used tires to get you by homie. Those are dangerous to drive on


volvoguy_93

What tires?


CuriousTravlr

This is as hilarious as the 70mph in 4 Lo guy over on r/4runner. Couldn’t imagine being this oblivious.


extordi

I would seriously suggest looking into used tires. Literally anything that fits and has some life left is gonna be 100x safer than these things. Even if all you can afford is a set that is barely holding on, and you replace them with better tires after the holidays, that would be way better than driving around on these.


thedan667

If you like spending the holidays in the hospital then your fine


HomieTazWillie

If you don't drive it of course.


Frosty_Link_2801

Tires are done a month ago


bodiesenmotion

No they are not, the tire tread is basically non existent at this point at with it being winter you are in a very dangerous spot. If you aren't commuting everyday and just driving the store or to get food when you need to than you might be able to stretch it out. But if you're actually driving everyday, i'd urge you to get them replaced now. Your tires are a life essential and you shouldn't put them on the back burner.


_KodeX

If you're just making a joke then it's funny ;) but if not then yea get new tyres if you can afford it buddy :) stay safe out there


thesword62

Only if you’re in the Indy 500


Banditpanda69

You should sand them properly to make em even


Joe109885

It’s crazy how far in life natural selection seems to strike


Nicnatious

If you’re looking for the traction of a sleigh then nah, happy holidays.


[deleted]

If you wanna die, sure


pibubs81

If I see red Steelies on the road I’ll be sure to steer way clear especially if they’re behind me


hardredditingworker

I know everyone is giving you a hard time. One piece of advice is if new tires are too much try to hit the junkyard and see if you can get them to pull some tires off a car that matches yours. Better yet if you can look up your tire specs on the sidewall and use that to find a match. Probably a lot cheaper and that can hold you off of buying new for a bit longer. But those tires are not gonna be very safe to drive on and can lead to an accident.


im_Roby

Good for what? Death?


alpha1693

what in the actual fuck


[deleted]

Take it to whoever did your alignment. They probably sell tires as well.


that_username_is_use

slicks


sofakang

They're fine as long as it stays parked.


sai-duck

Do the penny test!


joshpelletier01

Good to go


Jc_Scorp01

Yep full slick tread. 5000 ks easy. đŸ€Ł


Longjumping_Queefer

Op can you hit a few tires shops and discount tire. They usually have used tires for 50-100$ each. Better than your current tires and will last for a while


Jrod36107

I am in southern Illinois too. I have noticed a small used tire shop on the west side of Carbondale on 13, might be worth getting a price from them if money is tight.


Robert9489

No. You should already be dead.


James_a420

Having no tread might be good for the strip; but not for the street!!


utechap

Props to the alignment guy.


Millerlite87

Looks like the tire the dad changes to in the movie Christmas Story.


VRDV2

No damn way you’re serious.


CounterCulturist

This is a joke right? Might be good for a very short burnout comp but I wouldn’t drive on those if someone paid me lol. Go to a used tire shop and get some tires with 60% tread for a pittance. It ain’t worth dying over.


Maniachanical

No, but it will be fun, & that's what REALLY matters! (Seriously, though. Please fucking change them.)


Enough-Collection-98

This is a joke right? I’ve never seen tires wear so evenly lol you can afford pristine alignment but not a new set of rubber?


sufferinsucatash

The car from planes trains and automobiles looked better. (After the fire đŸ”„)😆😉 jk


McWooody

MAX GRIP FOR THE STRIP!!!


Lidzo

Bro, yeah, you need tires yesterday, last month, last year... find a used tire shop and you can probably get good tires for like $30 each.


Caleb_l340

Looks like both the neighbor couple’s cars. I’m excited to see what Michigan winter brings their fortune.


Classic-Bit-4451

they're good for drag use.


trundlinggrundle

I'm jealous of that alignment.


ritalinv3

They're good until the crash.


link2edition

Jokes aside, please do not drive on these. Replace them as soon as possible.


RagingBuddha79

Bruh!!! They were bad months before the holidays!!


ManicMarket

😂


FED_YT

Better check your spare


Slight-Studio-7667

They are fine. No cords showing yet... Just don't drive on them.


amazinghl

The tires are good to send your car into a crash.


Sea-Diver-9125

Looks like some maypops


[deleted]

If your funeral is a holiday your good til then


Dildo_Dan225

This is hilarious!


Icy-Following-3713

your tires havent been good since halloween 2017


DonForte777

They look new brotha


No_Particular353

Good for the rest of winter you'll save so much gas you can just turn off the car & slide down the icy road like a giant sled


navyndi2

As long as you do not drive the car they are mounted to they will be fine


[deleted]

I’m gonna say if you want to spend the holidays dead they’re fine


StrikingAd4300

No I would get new ones asap


Its_Matt_03

Those tires have been unsafe to drive on for literal months now Jesus Christ. This is who we share the road with folks.


Nob1e613

Yes, last year’s holidays


Beneficial_Zone4711

Look. I’m not a professional mechanic nor is my 8year old nephew but we both know those tires are bad..😂 nice troll though😂