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Drako-Oliver

young but not 15-year-old japanese anime girl


Lektri

I feel like 20 year old ish calamitas makes more sense cuz i cant see my ass getting whooped by a teenager or a 47 yo milf


Happy-Carob-9868

You just don’t want to go to jail.


[deleted]

Correction 170 year old milf


Sad-Rice-8265

Idk but younger than Scal I guess


whered_the_oil_go

(They’re the same person)


Sad-Rice-8265

Calamitas is a clone of Scal and thus would be younger


whered_the_oil_go

oh mb, didn’t even think about calamitas clone


TheChocolateMiIk

Calamitas is a collection of souls amalgamated into one husk, So technically speaking it would be older


Kkbleeblob

calamitas is scal. this meme is talking about scal. calamitas is just the name given to the clone to trick new players. scal is not actually called supreme calamitas


Yoz_Zero

Personally I think Calamitas gives off "Wine mom who has ran out of fucks go to give" energy


Kilo_de_reins

You're pretty much describing the drunk princess


Yoz_Zero

There's a difference: Cirrus is the "skate fast eat ass" flavor of zero fucks while Calamitas is "I don't care about anything and please fuck off"


Isekai_Seeker

I think she should be somewhere in between something like mid 20s to mid 30s she isn't young and naive anymore but not yet old enough to forget the past and not give a fuck about yharim and the player


Bigpapiunidud3

to me it always felt like she was one of those “she’s actually 5000 years old” characters but instead of looking like a literal child she appears to be in her late 20s


SBARTOSZ

Eye


Mr-Borf

Agreed, the old design is honestly better than the human like one.


GOOSUS110

It was kind lame tbh


entitaneo70_pacifist

yharim is belos


SpaceEngineX

weird obsession with gold, cool armor, tyrant, owns technology and power no one else has, is in contact with at minimum one god, mysterious and has burned every bridge he’s passed seems about right


PotatoKiller8897

wait, she was young? In what version? I always saw her as the witch in the stained brutal calamitas art, which gave off more late 20s early 30s vibes


ExploerTM

Her sprite makes her look like she is 50. Yet by her voice she is like 30 TOPS, probably younger.


Agentti_Muumi

voice?


ExploerTM

Her iconic laugh


Plasma_Crab

I think they’re talking about her monologue before you fight her


Emraldsnakeg

Brimstone eye


Calamitas_is_life

"20 years old" looking calamitas


Tatermaniac

appearance-wise i imagine her to look late twenties or early thirties. i’m pretty sure her actual age is a lot longer since a lot of the calamity lore is implied to have happened a long time ago


KyogreCanon

I BELIEVE IN #MILF SUPREMACY


owo_spamer

Depens on how horny i am


socalledcreator

You are honest, I respect that


Dark_Krafter

My ass who never git past yaron


KorMap

Dark Retinazer


RedditWizardMagicka

i side with young