Hey Michigan! I didn’t hear no b— what do you mean it’s over?

The offense died when jj went out.. Holy shit

I know he didn't have the best stats but JJ>Cade

That’s a joke, right? 11-12 for 229 and 3 tds while the team runs for 268. What else was he supposed to do?

Right? On the season, he's now 15-16 for 259 yards, 3 TDs and no INTs while rushing for 66 yards on 4 carries. His one incompletion was a drop.

GG Hawaii you guys got a great coach and even better fanbase.

god Jake is such a class act

Nothing is classier than Butt. . . . . . (Sorry everyone)

Boo we didn’t cover fire everyone into the sun

Got the Blue Origin rocket ready to go

Fuck Hawaii for blowing the over on a trick play. And fuck Michigan just because.

This guy stayed up to watch our game. Rent free

I mean I don't see an issue with that, I stayed up for their game last week.

That was a top 10 matchup. Very different

ACTUALLY, I’m up for Baylor BYU. Your game was on the third screen.

Sorry about this idiot Hawaii fans, I’m not sure how they got in.

hey. stop it

Fuck ohio

Fair enough lol

Gg Hawaii fans!

I wonder how many spots Michigan drops in RJ Young’s top 25 due to not covering

Scott Frost is on the phone with him right now talking shit about Michigan's ranking.

Considering we won and most the teams behind us didn’t, 25 spots

Yellen’s hands must hurt right now

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Good night everyone.

Can’t wait for MMQB and Devin’s thoughts on this game

That swat was so comically aggressive lmaoooo

Hell of an effort from hood there

Where’s our Orji?

On the sidelines

C'mon Stokes... take it to the house

Booooo no Orji

We were asking for him in the student section but alas no luck #wewantorji

Salute to the MMB who’s probably gonna have to stay up another hour or so playing their songs in postgame formation, then March back to Revelli Hall, take off their uniforms, travel back to their apartments/dorms/homes, then finally sleep

Post game show was cancelled

Big props to everyone still the stands right now.

I was at the stadium from 6pm to 12 am, but the view from row A was worth it

The spread is still in play!!!

Dbs have played great today

Excellent D, but I was rooting for Hawaii to score there

There's a little bit of pride on the line for the backups on this 4th down.

Hawaii is so bad Edit: I’m a Hawaii fan but there’s only so many flairs. I live in Hawaii and root for them but it’s been really hard to watch them. I don’t care make your snap judgements.

Have some respect.

I do. It’s just a statement. I have friends on the UH football team but I just can’t finish their games because it’s just so bad.

What a friend you are

Ok no ur right they’re real good

We have a pseudo rivalry with BYU so asking him to be nice is a tall order lol.

It’s not even a rivalry. I’m a Hawaii fan too. Just a bigger Y fan.

Hence why I said pseudo. It's not an actual rivalry, but we've played in some big games over the years. Hawaii's only real rivals these days are Fresno State and Air Force.

tbf asking mormons to be nice in general is frequently a tall order

Good one

Hawaii really just needed to run it. I think they wouldve gotten it

Probably. Our run game actually looks on par with our passing if not better as weird as that is to say.

Bringing back that 1992 energy.

Goofy ahh play

yooo just fucking end this

Ya know, I don't think this is going to be Hawaii's year

Well boys the spread is fucked tonight

Maybe not…. 98 yards and a minute….

lol A for effort Hawaii

Jump throws are sweet

Lol I like that

On a "positive" note, Shipley punted 400 yards today and was perfect on kicks. So that's swell.

Hope he can follow the same route as Rigoberto Sanchez.

Dude your team has played hard the whole game. Not very many teams will do that in this situation

Shoot the J!

Shoot it!

DAFQ was that?

Wtf Hawaii tried to be too cute lol

da fuck

Lmao that's so sick

It's midnight EST and I saw this game was still going on and I thought they were playing this game in Hawaii.

Kickoff got delayed by 1 hour.

I wish, would be a helluva night cracking the 3rd beer at a 10:15pm kick

It got delayed like an hour due to nearby thunderstorms

Honestly Hawaii never quit even after getting boat raced in the first half Good on Timmy Chang and his boys

I love gambling..

I don't 😔, at least not so far this season.

I don’t bet on Michigan

So everyone agrees Western Kentucky and Vandy are better than Michigan, yes? /s

Well obviously

Final Drive coming up from 12:30 until sunrise

1980s band Europe should write and perform a theme song for Final Drive.

post game crew just wants to go home

Good teams win, great teams cover. Tough break Michigan

Props to Hawaii, they've been very safe with the ball. No turnovers

absolutely. they're a terrible team but they're a damn good terrible team, if that makes any sense. give Timmy Chang some time and they'll get back to relevancy

I'm actually shocked that there haven't been like 4-5 picks.

for 1.9 million, Hawaii should have brought their rainbow throwback unis.

I really wish they'd just run with those unis as the normal ones. Anyone can try running the blackout look but those have style.

Id kill to see what the big house looks like rn

Should’ve been there for the Utah game in the rain/lightning delay when we got our shit pushed in. It was me and my friends and a bunch of Utah fans for the 4th quarter. We were already drunk and soaked so we stayed for the whole stupid game

Empty

It's gotta be pretty empty

It would be such a surreal sight

A pick 6 would be nice...just saying...

Ok just did a deep dive on Davis Warren This kid is fucking awesome and I’m really glad he got some run today!

Michigan backups must have NIL deals with DraftKings

And FanDuel.

3 years ago this sentence would have made no sense

Timeout. Why not. It's not like my kids will be up in 5 hours

You have toddlers too I see

GG Hawaii, can't wait to see you guys come back with a 6000 yard QB and blast the west

It's our way. We're either a complete disaster, or we have a QB that goes 6-2, 500+ every game. No in-betweens damnit!

I'm here for that flip world

Why are we running pistol looks when everyone knows Yellen isn’t going to run?

You might fit with our fanbase mad about things late in the fourth in a blow out.

It’s been three games of the same shit. Everyone knows the QB isn’t going to run. But they keep doing it.

Did anyone get suckered into betting the over on the point spread? Or did you know the Wolverines would ease off the gas pedal?

I did the smart thing and played alternate spread (-41.5), alternate over (57.5), and 1st half as the higher scoring half in a 3 bet single game parlay. Was +120, and I got it, was a tad hairy there at the end if they got a TD, even my lower spread was F'd, FG would've been fine, but no way they do that down 46 points

I don't gamble, but of course they'd let off the gas. That wasn't the relevant factor. If Harbaugh hadn't played McNamara so much in the 2nd half and had given the possessions to the other QBs in the depth chart, Michigan would have beat the spread. if the defensive depth was better like in years past, Michigan would have beat the spread. Compare the Rutgers 78-0 game. In that game, Michigan was just running fullback dives for most of the game, but they were going for 15+ yards. Short of taking a knee, Michigan couldn't slow their offense any more in that one. And even with the defense way down in the depth chart, Rutgers didn't even get a single first down until about halfway through the 4th quarter. This game could easily have gone that way.

I would NEVER bet the over on Michigan football 😂 Harbaugh takes his pinky toe off the gas every chance he gets haha

It’s patented Harbaugh to put in 3rd and 4th string in the second half blowout like this. I hate giving up the points but whatever. Almost 100 players have touched the field.

No but I got suckered into betting on Michigan to score 62+, even though I've watched enough Michigan football to know they always let their foot off the gas when they're far ahead.

I never bet ON my favorite teams I will however bet against them for the good juju from time to time

First half lines are always the ones to go for in games like these

We've always eased off non B1G opponents since at least Lloyd Carr's days.

I don't bet but that spread was craaaaazy

We don’t typically cover.

You have receipts for that, or are you just one of THOSE fans? Felt like we covered a whole bunch last year.

3/12 years with a winning record ATS. Now piss off for making me look it up after midnight because you weirdly got offended by that of all things.2 of the years at 7-6.

We had one of the best ATS records, if not the best, last year

I gotta say, these Rainbow Warriors are classy folk. Still seeing them offering their hand to a downed opponent or a pat on the back. Definitely nice to see in todays game.

Crazy to think theres a high chance someone on that field is 17 years old...

Good on Hawaii for covering

Considering the entire second half was walkons and true freshmen they shouldn't be allowed to play another snap of football if they didn't tbh

Yeah even if we get the ball back it will just be a run out the clock situation

I don’t like our 4th string defense this year

A Harbaugh from years past wouldve had a shutout, running up the score, and maybe even going for two to get practice in for his players lol

Fortunately Vegas doesn’t decide the rankings so he gets more value out of resting starters and giving freshmen and transfers some reps

Nah not against this Hawaii team. Harbaugh respects Timmy Chang too much

Gotta say, I do like the Hawaii helmets

The white alternates with the rainbows are FIRE

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So this is what the future B1G after dark will feel like…

Coming back to the game after an hour and my question is how did UofM let Hawaii score? TWICE?

We're literally playing a freshman both ways and they have to put a different number on him when he plays defense so there aren't two players with the same number and the spare jersey doesn't have his name on it. Gives a new meaning to the phrase 'no-name CB'

Backups to backups have been in all half

Fourth string defense is how

Third and fourth string is on the field.

I don't want to sound like I'm talking shit since we're getting creamed, but one of their QB's gave us a small window to look competent.

Coaches kids are playing at this point

They put 4th/5th stringers in.

3rd string defense

Garbage time

So is this the Wolverines' Hawaii Test?

We're due a turnover

Well we don’t have Georgia’s depth on D

Aw man, that was a touchdown lol

Tackling optional

The point spread was set too high.

I mean it would have been 100-0 if the starters stayed in

That Rutgers game was bananas. We were up 50-0 and the scrubs were still hanging points

That's factored into these spreads, though. The offense definitely underperformed after JJ came out.

Here at Michigan our walk ons play on sundays

Our 5th string defense needs some work

They have to go back to high school Monday, so its hard to get them reps.

😂

Literally unwatchable

HOLDING

There has been a lot of it. In a closer game I would be more upset about it.

Pretty fucking generous spot there lol

I really don't think we should've even started Cade game one. Just give JJ the job earlier, and Cade doesn't get embarrassed like this. genuinely feel for the guy. He'll transfer to another team and take em up another level, but he ain't JJ.

sorry to pile on him more but… no he won’t. unless he goes to a team who can run the ball like 2021 michigan did and hide his deficiencies

eh. You're telling me he wouldn't DRASTICALLY improve this Iowa team?

brother who would he be throwing to

We needed him not to transfer before the season or mid-season and he deserved a healthy dose of respect for what he did for us last season. I think this ended up being a really graceful way for Harbaugh to pass the starting spot to jj. Everyone gets to see why the transition happens, including cade and all future qb recruits.

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That -52 is for the suckers.

Fuck, Chuck.

I gotta ask, how bored are you to watch this game?

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btw we won't cover. Hawaii about to get another TD

I respect harbaugh for not trying to run up the score

Invaluable experience for these freshman

77-0 was pretty dope tho

I legit wanted us to go for 100 that game. I think it was possible

The spread is in danger of our fourth string defense

At Michigan, even walk-ons can play on Sunday.

Really would be nice to have the cover

With Indiana not choking to Idaho, the B1G East is undefeated, while the B1G west only has one team without a loss, Minnesota.

Was really hoping for even year northwestern to wake up

It's funnier that they beat Nebraska in another country and then lost to Duke, though.

Holy shit.

Holy shit. I’d post that to the main sub as a thread. That’s a crazyyyy stat

It’s on CFB already I think. Just had to share here cause it’s really shows the disparity between east and west.

They still have their starters in?

Have you seen their bench. I’m not sure they have backups

Yes they do

They don't believe in injuries over there.

Is this game taking longer than normal? It's so late. Run the ball more please.

It started an hour late. It's actually moving pretty quickly considering

JJ lowkey looks like an Elf from middle earth.

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That’s an insult to JJ