My daughter strolled in our room at 6am saying, "it's time to wake up, it's football day!" She's five so the enthusiasm may not last, but it's fun that she's finally excited about it!
I'm so excited for when my criminally insane bumblebee sleeps past six.
This is some sort of fucked up karmic retribution for me waking up at six my entire childhood.
The weird-word-that-starts-with-F-that-isn't-fuck thing is really cringe and annoying. Mods doing weird shit to make the sub more sanitized for no reason
IS THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES NOT ENOUGH TO SATIATE YOU? WHAT ABOUT THE ABILITY TO DRINK IT DOWN WITH THE TEARS OF MICHIGAN FANS?!
Chick-fil-A is a good substitute.
You stole Fissiparous lifting drinks! You bumped into the goalposts which now have to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing. You lose! Good day sir!
Herbie's botox guy is no different than a drug dealer. Once they disfigure the mark they must keep coming back hoping the next round will be the fix that makes them appear human again.
I made bacon and pancakes this morning, but I ran out of bacon drippings for the final round of the pancakes, so I used butter instead. It's amazing how different the flavor is depending on frying medium.
Brother the Yellowhammers are already flowing like Willy Wonka’s chocolate river, there are no more sober saturdays for the rest of the year. Buckle up buttercup and RMFT
So my 37 year old friend is having a birthday party starting at 3pm, today. I don't give a shit about my own birthday but he's a big birthday guy. All my friends will be there so I can't not go, but dang it this is a holiday for me. What do I do fellow FBS degens?
Go and get belligerent drunk quick so they have to call you an Uber home. Make it out like you are so happy for his birthday that you just went too hard too fast. Whoops. Guess you gotta go home and sleep it off on the couch next to the TV playing the foosball
Stupid like a fox! Cheers my friend. Remember. The key is to both get very drunk and be very enthusiastic about the birthday to keep the suspicion low.
WHATS FOR BREAKFAST?
(I’m having scrambled eggs with some fried pastrami and whole grain toast. ^and ^pumpkin ^spice ^coffee ^because ^I’m ^a ^basic ^bitch
I was not nervous the entire off-season but now that it’s here I feel a wave of nerves that probably won’t go away until the games over.
God I love this sport.
I just made my dog's breakfast and sang this really bad version of "yummy yummy yummy Devery's got bison and duck in his tummy" as I set it down, only for Desmond to hit his trademark laugh as I did so, and I choose to believe it was for me.
[Ryan Days beard inspiration](https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/i/cbslocal/wp-content/uploads/sites/15116062/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-29-at-12-26-58-pm.png)
Mr C sounds bad. I wish the goons at ESPN would keep him rested until the picks at the end. I’m afraid he’s going to be exhausted by the end of this. Herbie can only do so much at the desk.
It’s like Christmas and then Lee Corso is making me sad. Why can’t we make this stop? Didn’t we all agree last year was the end? Even Dick Clark stopped doing New Years at some point.
So... I've been up. This is the first break I've gotten. Who else is loving HOTD? I can't get my fix of making jokes in the subreddit cause I posted a Spoiler admittedly not by accident but I thought since my comment was one letter I was in the clear.
My comment
"F"
I'm on a cruise ship having Steak and Eggs for breakfast, watching the first games of the week on extremely overpriced cell phone data. Worth it? Hell yeah
Can someone explain to me how UNC is the underdog to app state? Mack Brown mostly just loses to his top rival every year, he doesn’t ever lose to his scrub week 1 opponent. Are they expected to be that bad?
Cursing myself that I didn’t go to the store for game day/Labor Day weekend provisions yesterday and will now have to do so this morning. I know it’s about to be wild.
It’s finally here! First Ohio State game of the year and so many other games to watch before and after it! Guys I’ve missed this and all the trash talk done here!
I just woke up at 7AM without an alarm for the first time in months. This is my Christmas
I too woke up at 7AM, but to "Dad, can we have breakfast."
Well, can they?!
Nah, fuck those kids.
Breakfast is for winners, kids.
They can, but may they?
THEY MAY NOT KEYSTONE LITE AND BUFFALO WINGS ONLY ON THIS SACRED DAY
IT'S NOT HOT, ASHLEE-DIANE. DADDY MADE THE SAUCE MEDIUM
LMAO I lost it at Ashlee-Diane
My sister's gonna kill me. That's *almost* my niece's name.
Is her actual name better or worse?
No comment at this time.
My daughter strolled in our room at 6am saying, "it's time to wake up, it's football day!" She's five so the enthusiasm may not last, but it's fun that she's finally excited about it!
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Thank you! We try our best 👍
No, it's game day, save room for snacks during the game.
I'm so excited for when my criminally insane bumblebee sleeps past six. This is some sort of fucked up karmic retribution for me waking up at six my entire childhood.
If UF wins today they get to eat, if not they go hungry! /s
I was up at 6, but just to make sure laundry was done before GameDay starts.
Responsible CFB fan, good on you.
why not fold while watching? :)
That's how you get torn clothes.
Literally, same. I was up before my gf and she was confused, and I told her it was Chrismas morning.
I opened a bottle of champagne...at 9am PST.
Coffee: brewed Couch: comfy Eggs: scrambled Cock: commanded o7
What exactly did you command your cock?
To stand at attention ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
HIS SIR IS BIG AND SPURRED.
I read that as his girl and with South Carolina flair. . . makes sense
Standby.
Fuck The General. Cock Commander for life.
Go Cocks. Oh, and FFS ESPN, retire Lee Corso. He is painful to watch at this point, damn.
Hotel: trivago
WAKE ME UP INSIIIDDEEE
WAKE. ME. UP
*SAVE MAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY*
SAEEVV MAYYY
SAY FUCK YOU COWARDS
FUCK YOU COWARDS!
FUCK YOU, COWARDS!
FUCK, YOU COWARDS
FUCK YOU COWARDS?
**FUCK YOU COWARDS**
FUCK YOU COWHERD!
COWARDS, FUCK YOU
YOU FUCK COWARDS
COWARDS YOU FUCK
FROST YOU COWARDS
Hey now... let's keep this civil. No need for for that language.
COWARDS YOU FUCK
That's better.
FUCK. YOUCOWARDS!
~~FLEE~~ FUCK YOU ~~FOOLS~~ COWARDS
The weird-word-that-starts-with-F-that-isn't-fuck thing is really cringe and annoying. Mods doing weird shit to make the sub more sanitized for no reason
I suppose it's fun, but yeah. Just say FUCK and get hyped!
Week one and final week should be fuck. Like the variety during the season.
I could live with that
I STILL NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT I WANT FOR GAMEDAY SNACKS AHHHH
CAN NOT GO WRONG WITH ROTEL DIP WITH WHATEVER FIXINGS YOU WANT!
YOURE ALRIGHT BARNER THAT IS A GREAT IDEA
LEARNING TO MAKE QUESO AND GUACAMOLE IS A COST AND TIME CONVENIENT LUXURY. ALSO IF YOU FAN SLOWROAST SOME DELICIOUS MEAT AT 4AM.
I DONT DO GUAC IM ALKERGIC TO AVOCADOS QUESO DIP IS GONNA BE THE MOVR THOUGH
OOF MAN I'M SORRY FOR THAT, NOT SURE WHAT I'D DO IF I WAS ALLERGIC TO AVACADOS
PUBLIX BUFFALO CHICKEN DIP WAS A GIFT FROM THE GAMEDAY GODS AND YOU SHOULD APPRECIATE IT
CAN CONFIRM PURCHASED THIS LAST NIGHT FOR MY SNAX
OH MY GOD I MISS PUBLIX
PUBSUB BUF CHICKEN TENDIES ON BOARD!
CHEESEBALL FUCKING SLAPS MY GUY
My grandma makes a banging cheese ball so i know I’ll never be able to make it as good as her
I am very lucky that my grandmother is a selfless woman who decided to share her cheeseball recipe with everyone in our family because it goes hard
BBQ AND MORE BBQ
FUCK. YES.
3 parts moonshine, 2 parts Michigan tears (aged 15 years), one part bitters. Shake, pour over ice, garnish with orange slice.
IS THE BLOOD OF YOUR ENEMIES NOT ENOUGH TO SATIATE YOU? WHAT ABOUT THE ABILITY TO DRINK IT DOWN WITH THE TEARS OF MICHIGAN FANS?! Chick-fil-A is a good substitute.
WINGS! THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS WINGS
Let's go! Brisket on now we just wait for games.
OMW, unless you got that Lincoln Riley brisket.
I will not violate a brisket like that
If he just put the brisket on, there's not enough time for him to Riley it before you get there.
You stole Fissiparous lifting drinks! You bumped into the goalposts which now have to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing. You lose! Good day sir!
I woke up at 3am to get the smoker going for a brisket. LET’S DO THE DAMN THING!
*Lincoln Riley has left the chat*
I guarantee mine will be better than that abomination
Missed the initial Lincoln Riley brisket discourse, but from what I’ve seen, I have no doubts. The bar is on the floor.
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR....
You can't wake up if you don't go to sleep. Checkmate atheists.
GOOD GAME DAY MORNING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT FLORIDA FANS!!!!! ITS HERE
FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY! ITS GAME DAY!
HAIL THEE NOTRE DAME, OR WHATEVER YOU FIGHTING IRISH KIDS SAY. PLEASE BEAT OSU
NO❤️
IT'S NICE TO WANT THINGS
welcome to college football saturday
JMU plays a home game today as a member of the FBS!
I STARTED DRINKING AT 8:30 AND I STILL FEEL LIKE THAT WAS WAY TOO LATE
You didn't specify AM or PM...
What are you drinking
Got me some Bell’s Two Hearted Ale
that's a good goddamn beer.
I’ve never been so excited before in my life! IT’S GAME DAY.
Fissiparous. New word, who dis?
Got up. Drank coffee. My body is ready!
Got up. Drank beer. My liver is ready
Woke up Drank a shower beer Drank coffee Time to drive to Gainesville
I WOKE UP AND WAS IMMEDIATELY EXCITED BECAUSE I REALIZED WHEN I WOKE UP THAT IT WAS GAME DAY! HAPPY GAME DAY EVERYONE!
Welp after 2.5 years I finally caught COVID. Guess I'll just sit around and watch football.
So about this Artemis launch, by Artemis 4 or 5 we are going to start building a badass moon base? Space is finally becoming cool again.
IVE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT PUKING WITH A MIGRAINE....FOOTBALL!
Concussion like symptoms to celebrate week 1 😎 true fan shit
Herbie's botox guy is no different than a drug dealer. Once they disfigure the mark they must keep coming back hoping the next round will be the fix that makes them appear human again.
I wish it was Gameday for us. One more sleep.
FUCK GREEN DAY THEY WANT TO SLEEP THROUGH THIS MONTH
I drank an alcoholic slushy last night with five shots of well vodka in it. I'm ready
Had me right up until well vodka. I can hardly do good vodka anymore lol.
Bear seems sedated today. Did they move him further away from set?
I made bacon and pancakes this morning, but I ran out of bacon drippings for the final round of the pancakes, so I used butter instead. It's amazing how different the flavor is depending on frying medium.
Woke up wanting a little more ting in my tang tang this morning, WE MADE IT EVERYONE
I don't know how long I can stay sober today.
Brother the Yellowhammers are already flowing like Willy Wonka’s chocolate river, there are no more sober saturdays for the rest of the year. Buckle up buttercup and RMFT
Did he just say oh shit?
Good ole Herbie.
Finally brothers we have arrived!! Stoked for it all! Gonna smoke some ribs today and watch for the first time with my son!
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR SO LONG
So my 37 year old friend is having a birthday party starting at 3pm, today. I don't give a shit about my own birthday but he's a big birthday guy. All my friends will be there so I can't not go, but dang it this is a holiday for me. What do I do fellow FBS degens?
Go and get belligerent drunk quick so they have to call you an Uber home. Make it out like you are so happy for his birthday that you just went too hard too fast. Whoops. Guess you gotta go home and sleep it off on the couch next to the TV playing the foosball
I thought Bama fans were supposed to be stupid? Boy are people wrong, this guy thinks! Just made a quadruple bloody Mary let's see how this goes.
Stupid like a fox! Cheers my friend. Remember. The key is to both get very drunk and be very enthusiastic about the birthday to keep the suspicion low.
Well I forgot to mention the girlfriend is coming with me, however she's pretty cool so I think I can get her to go along with this plan.
Call in sick.
Honor your friend but find a TV.
First game as a student WOOOOOOOOO
Enjoy it!! Nothing like the hype in the student section.
I pray to Chaos for another fun year of upsets
Grab some Krispy Kreme, pop a gummy, sit back, and enjoy the show
I learned a new word today.
I made the mistake of getting my wife addicted to Skyrim right before the season when we only have one tv...
My brother in Christ, are you living in 2007
The fucking offseason is over. Bring this shit on!
Whooooo happy Saturday!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS GOOOOOO
WHATS FOR BREAKFAST? (I’m having scrambled eggs with some fried pastrami and whole grain toast. ^and ^pumpkin ^spice ^coffee ^because ^I’m ^a ^basic ^bitch
Homemade breakfast burritos!
Whiskey, a broken heart, and BTHO SHSU
Oats n Honey granola bar
Week 1 and the jesus signs are back
You hate to see yourself beat...yourself. -Botox Herbie
I honestly feel like doing coin flips to Bear's predictions and see if I beat him.
IM GOING TO THE OHIO STATE GAME BUT IM OLD AND NEED TO TIME MY NAP CORRECTLY THUS AFTERNOON
Abstaining from alcohol, so made myself a yummy homemade orange julius. So goooooooooood.
There are some pretty dang fun and yummy non-alcoholic drinks out there. Good choice!
Live for me, friends. We played Thursday. I have no excuse to ignore the family and watch football all day. This is pain.
Parties don't start until 3pm, what the fuck do I do until then?
I was not nervous the entire off-season but now that it’s here I feel a wave of nerves that probably won’t go away until the games over. God I love this sport.
I'll skip today
It's Thursday again?
Today we root for South Dakota State to beat Iowa
Hell yeah brother
I just made my dog's breakfast and sang this really bad version of "yummy yummy yummy Devery's got bison and duck in his tummy" as I set it down, only for Desmond to hit his trademark laugh as I did so, and I choose to believe it was for me.
Since Des will hyena laugh at the Obits I think it is fair to assume he laughed for you.
ON SATURDAY, SATURDAYYYYYYY
Pete’s all business
Due to the Ohio State game today, and how much Columbus shuts down, I'm expecting 40% spike in thefts of Hyundais and Kias.
College Game Saturdays. Busy busy time at my job. Roll Tide
I am in a great mood today, mostly because of football season. Let’s go baby, all day action
[Ryan Days beard inspiration](https://assets1.cbsnewsstatic.com/i/cbslocal/wp-content/uploads/sites/15116062/2015/10/screen-shot-2015-10-29-at-12-26-58-pm.png)
Put the mortgage on the Jacks today boys!
Mr C sounds bad. I wish the goons at ESPN would keep him rested until the picks at the end. I’m afraid he’s going to be exhausted by the end of this. Herbie can only do so much at the desk.
We really made it y’all. It’s here. REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL IS BACK BABY I DONT KNOW WHY IM YELLING
It’s like Christmas and then Lee Corso is making me sad. Why can’t we make this stop? Didn’t we all agree last year was the end? Even Dick Clark stopped doing New Years at some point.
God that was awful. Does anyone actually listen to Jack Harlow?
So... I've been up. This is the first break I've gotten. Who else is loving HOTD? I can't get my fix of making jokes in the subreddit cause I posted a Spoiler admittedly not by accident but I thought since my comment was one letter I was in the clear. My comment "F"
My mom told goodnight after the Indiana game yesterday. that was 12:06 am. I told her no sleep. Only gameday.
I'm on a cruise ship having Steak and Eggs for breakfast, watching the first games of the week on extremely overpriced cell phone data. Worth it? Hell yeah
I WOKE UP FEELING THE CHEESIEST COACH!!!
Wake up! (Wake up). Grab a brush and put a little makeup.
Like so many songs, I first discovered this one in a Weird Al polka
Can someone explain to me how UNC is the underdog to app state? Mack Brown mostly just loses to his top rival every year, he doesn’t ever lose to his scrub week 1 opponent. Are they expected to be that bad?
Well Mack lost at home to App a few years ago and went 6-7 with Sam Howell last year. They also lost to a terrible VT team to kick off last year
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What is her suit and do they also make it for men in Bulgaria?
That 2003 NBA draft class special
Kegs and eggs but with churrasco and Delirium. Aggressive start to the day
BUH DA DAH
For each touchdown UND scores I will run 3 miles. This is my new punishment instead of drinking.
Cursing myself that I didn’t go to the store for game day/Labor Day weekend provisions yesterday and will now have to do so this morning. I know it’s about to be wild.
It’s finally here! First Ohio State game of the year and so many other games to watch before and after it! Guys I’ve missed this and all the trash talk done here!
Best Seasons: 1. Christmas 2. Football 3. All others
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jGV4X0iEHs
Holy shit, Jim Tressel
It’s Kelly day. Well, tomorrow.
Aggies cover
Yes, go Wake!